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Getdabag:
Aunty anita thank you for introducing to me your tightpinkpits at age5 I will always remember the rigidity of ur succulent tits in my oral orifice.
I oneday wish to salvage ur posterior end rigourously and dig ur forbidden abyss when our paths cross again..u shall always remain pleasant in my heart.. farewll 4 now fair one

5 yrs

Buhari will kill your business, getttaway very far from UAR

He can never be the GOAT until he becomes top scorer in another club and league.

Till then C road

Emmatitang10:
What will be the excuse now if Messi is not crowned the greatest footballer ever!? No more comparison, Messi has proved his worth to the world... He is no match for.any player alive now! Top scorer, MVP, still lifted the trophy... What a privilege to be alive in Lionel Messi's era to behold this 'god' of football! All hail king Messi!!�⚽

When sermons are becoming boring and the business executives need ideas to keep the followers coming in with their offerings, Comedy comes in

Since you say I shouldn't insult you, let me leave because I have nothing but insults for you.

Like someone said, let the old wreck rest, why drag it to the market

SenecaTheYonger:
And when you see them naked, they re so sexy and clean. But today, they look naked on cloths and when they take off that cloth, it’s an eyesore.

25 year old girl with wrinkled thighs, fallen breast, smelling pussy. Sagging underarms.

The reason I go for the younger age but the evening papers here will be shouting pedo.
Nothing trip me more than natural smooth skin
I am easily irritated by deodorant and smelly weavon

Are you in Zamfara?

Oya come buy form na for 2023

Patiently waiting for Awolowo smoking thread

AroleOduduwa2:
GMB is either a very wicked person or deluded person. If he’s not aware of the reality on ground, his handlers should have the decency to tell him that Nigerians are disappointed

He's not aware

Rephrase

How to handle a female boss

They are the same everywhere

Make more friends first.
As you handle your friendship, that's how marriage works.
It's not bliss all the time but you should enjoy it most of the time

They are there to ensure that Southerners do not get jobs on merit

jbreezy:
She will

That means you are paying very well

Seems you just assumed that she will beg you

I am not reading more o, I have enough wahala for today

Our wonderful president does not understand court orders

Celebrating 43 oil Wells while North will be taking 30% of each leaving you with 3%

And this is supposed to be our first 11 striker

Mumu can never finish sha

SenatePresdo:
The political Battle Line has been Drawn,

The South vs The North.

Nigeria would be likely Restructured Should power come back to the South again.

Ruga would likely Die a Natural Death, and I wouldn't expect a Southern president to Sanction the revival of grazing Route.

Infact, I see The North doing everything in its power to retain Power.

It's really an interesting time.

What if the "Southern president" is Hope Uzodimma?

GodIsPerfect:
They must surely have what to say.

I'm more interested in what those moronic muric will spill out from their rotten mouth

In a sane country, local police and fire department work together at any fire scene.

Very soon they will create a medical (or paramedic) section in the fire service and we just be repeating roles and going backwards

You have been zoned
It is well

Either you stay and suffer while hoping she will change her mind or
Tell her that what brought you close to her was your feelings for her and if she doesn't share that feelings, you would want your space so that you can concentrate on your studies

Next time he comes, tell him you are praying and should give you some time

paqman:
Do you know weed also have as a benefit

If you observe closely, youth do not even see normal weed as anything again that's why they are going for stronger variant or mixing it with other hard drugs and gin.
Of course weed has benefits when TAKEN IN MODERATION

They should have kept the arch entrance, it was a landmark

benuejosh:
Fear who no fear Buhari

The report says, Buhari was not even aware of the arrest

Virgin dey LASU?

Maybe the struggle needed a martyr to succeed