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spiceadole:Nonsense. If you see a simp now the table will turn around. You vagina people always saying what you don't /never mean........ Pukes ![]() |
Simptember : A simp born in the month of September. "Mynnd has vowed to remain the most pronounced simptember in the entire universe, given that Onyi will always let him put just the cap.
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Nairaland is the only land where all these 10pm newspapers with flabby punna be feeling fly.. Thanks to Seun Pukes ![]() |
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OK first of all I need y'all to close your eyes and imagine this. Rosy a non-virgin is your girl you been smashing for six months and you have lost counts on how many times you have fvcked her. Right? You smash her pussy from left to right and north to south. Now even with a gun on your head you literally can't give specific number of gallons of cum you have deposited in her pussy those six months y'all dated. Right? Now let's move on. With your eyes still closed. Do not open till I say so So you broke up with Rosy or lemme put this way: you got tired of her pussy cos its width no longer excites your dick then you migrated to another fresh tenacious pussy. Now Rosy is heartbroken cos she just got used and dumped. Now she hates men and transmuted into an embittered feminist thereafter. No no no lemme trash this part it's gonna confuse souls. Now with your eyes still closed let's assume this paragraph is excluded from this write up. So Trash it! Now let's do it this way briefly. You banged Rosy for six months then you guys split. Rosy then meets Tom and the pussy gets widen more for another six months. Then otunba shows up and so men and so forth till she's worn out then passed unto to some unfortunate nice guy to wife. Right? Now ask yourself these few questions. 1. You lost counts how many times you came in Rosy right? Yes 2. Number one implies that Tom, Otunba and other subsequent men that smashed the punna most probably lost counts of how many gallons of cum they have poured in her now-agape-punnanni as well. Right? Yes 3. Now let's say she's 28 and ready to settle down and she be fvcking since she was 17. That's 11 years of gallons of cum in her punnani. Right? Yes OK lemme not go further but by now I think someone should start seeing the answers for themselves cos we just arrived. Now open your eyes. Take my word. Virgins are scarce tho but you got to find one else you end up with one of these cum tanks. It's either I stay unmarried than marry a non-virgin girl. I just get to be fvcking these non-virgin hoes till they are worn out then I pass them to these nice guys. Cos that's what they are meant for. Wife no hoe man you can only make them baby mamas and that would be you doing them some great favor too. However, if you got a golden heart unlike me you should go try marrying one of these cum tanks and tell me how that works out for you. Come tell me what it feels like swimming in a cum factory for the rest of your life. Just try! As for me and my entire household we will rather snatch a virgin wife from a nice guy and wife than settle with a non-virgin for a sec. Am I communicating? NB: Non-virgins should steer off this thread for their own good. Move move move Pukes ![]() |
pocohantas:But y'all run from bad character men and approach menopause don't y'all? Regardless of how you see it he spilled the truth, didn't he? Pukes ![]() |
Heheheh ladies and gentlemen The hoe phase is finally over and the clock is hastily ticking. Should I start mourning for the luckless man that'd get tied up in Thinking..... OK lemme go for the latter [img]https:///view/drive-off-unbothered-bye-dog-gif-14871111.gif[/img] Pukes ![]() |
Wetin songwriter wan give baba zion wey him never sing before ![]() Plus every musician fades maybe this is just the start for him but I pray it doesn't end so |
Zzor:Just say you may please his rod if he plays his cards well. Then if he's got a life going on he prolly gonna ask what you got to offer other than some fat arss cheeks and punnna and the conversation will continue.... Pukes ![]() |
Who got space at home to bring in Pukes ![]() |
If your account balance is friendly enough you won't need all that for a zoogerian girl. It's a waste of time and energy. Just give her money, ravage her punnna, dispose her to a trash can and summon the next. Is that too hard? Pukes ![]() |
She succeeded in getting you simped then she flung you to the nearest trash can. How could a hefty living soul love a zoogerian girl as such Wait! Did I see you type you begged All I have to say is you and your likes are DOOMED! Pukes ![]() |
They are over 4 billion women on planet earth. Now I wonder why a hefty looking man would wanna be chasing one mentally and physically scruffy ho cos she got a fat ass Tight pussy![]() So the remaining 3.99...billion got no pretty face or some fat fat ass to replace the brainless mutt in the twinkling of my eye or what ![]() Pukes ![]() |
ubunja:Hehehe I no longer frequent NL but I see your shit finally trending on every corner you never gave up I like that plus the fact that you remained obstinate on getting lost souls emancipated from the shackles of these venomous hoes at all cost. You doing a good job I must commend cos man like me can't save no man from a hoe even if they're getting drowned. Even the Bible is against simping hence the price paid by Samson, Adam, Ahab and co for their unruliness. Nature has bestowed upon man the duty/power to always be in charge but they abuse by given out effortlessly to some hoe cos of pussy. And I go out saving that type of a soul Can't do that shit man. No offense. You got a king heart man just keep that shit up one hunnid Now you could start cashing out any moment from now you just got to make a book and start raking racks and stacks altogether. Keep up man |
PrettyBunny:All these sounds to me like "I only like guys that treats me like some abandoned garbage" Pukes ![]() |
etrange:All these trash spilled abundantly shall be reversed someday. Save this post! The HOE PHASE IS REAL. YOU AND YOUR LIKES ARE DOOMED Pukes ![]() |
Damojoy:You just got to grab the chit and fall out there's no need for unnecessary taunting |
Hintona:That was a curse placed unto womanhood by mother nature the men must be sickeningly befuddle and not worthy to be categorized as men for being so |
OK before you spill trash this is coming from one of them. Now imagine the depth Pukes ![]()
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Light skinned guys be making these hoes wet till they turn dams since Adam fingered Eve... I'm a living proof.. Dark skins shift Pukes ![]() |
Just have sense ![]() |
Zoogerian hoes finally succeeded in adding another bad name to this Pukes ![]() |
Their charade is pathetically demeaning, yet they be clamoring for good men. Some even go as far as spilling trashes like "I hate men who lie" Nonsense and Man City Pukes ![]() |
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As a pro gamer who's been in the game for at least a decade and a half. I got some few drills for y'all lil homies I'm gonna make it very simple and brief cos I don't have time so I'm going straight to the point (just one point tho) Now when a bitch says "I want a man who's honest, loving, treats me right, faithful" and all that shit. She doesn't really mean that. And she never meant it. Never! [img]https:///view/nottoday-notnow-notever-gif-6119579.gif[/img] Lemme break it down some more for y'all You know these hoes are never direct when communicating so whenever they say "Up" always code it as "Down". Always. It doesn't matter how sweet, loyal, honest she appears or is. Always I repeat always code as the opposite. Very simple math but if you joke with it you'd be fvcked over and over and over again by some unworthy, cheap ovulating creature. Be wise! [img]https:///view/lyngby-lyngby-bk-jetbull-thinks-smart-be-wise-gif-16498532.gif[/img] So this is what she really means when she Spits out those trashes. I'm gonna fix shit for y'all to grab. Pick a pen in case you gonna forget or bookmark this page for you own good. Not repeating myself. This is a game and she's gonna win if you play like a mutt. And y'all already know the consequences when she wins OK let's go back to work [img]https:///view/yard-work-fail-gif-8314807.gif[/img] The shit goes thus; "I want a man who's HONEST (lies to me for a minimum of 5 times a day) LOVING (Maltreats me for a minimum of 3 times a week) TREATS ME RIGHT (Slaps/beats the incessant nonsense/brainlessness out of me for a minimum of 2 times a month, that's once every 2 weeks for the least don't miss ) FAITHFUL (Have a minimum of 2 side chicks that'd keep her on her toes all times so she doesn't get replaced quickly like her co-bitches)You see how smart they are? He shock you ![]() But it's the spanking truth homies. These hoes are pro in their game. They're really good at coding. You just gotto code too so to blend or do you have a choice Lesson's over This however doesn't infer that you should go and start maltreating your woman but adhering to the above would make her love, cherish and worship you the most. Cos you gonna be the only guy that treats her differently from all other guys. Try 3 out of the list for a month on one of your hos and come back to testify how your life has changed positively after. Where's Amaratasha Pukes ![]() |
SweetCunt97:And you hoes claim your love isn't conditional. Pukes ![]() |
Who's ready to wait for trash ![]() Pukes ![]() |
mrcoolautofix:Pukes ![]() |
Millenniumlady:Pukes ![]()
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Everybody Wan be like afonja Pukes ![]() |
And he go shock you say the ones with multiple ear piercings has more sense and empathy than the virgin Mary wannabes. They should be more concerned with the ones with fat asses. Those that their brains were replaced with big yansh from birth. E.g amaratasha Pukes ![]() |
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) FAITHFUL (Have a minimum of 2 side chicks that'd keep her on her toes all times so she doesn't get replaced quickly like her co-bitches)
And as for you op pray not to meet someone like me because I'll sell your house join