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RomanceRe: Is This Who We Might Call A Simp?? (photos) by iTearHerToto: 10:57am On Sep 14, 2020
spiceadole:
That's fine.
A man supports his wife.
Woman supports her husband.
I work..I support my husband in paying bills.
My husband has hands..He assists me with chores.
While I am preparing breakfast for the family,he is bathing the kids.

We have bills such as school fees,rent,home keeping allowance..He brings 50-70% and I balance with 30-50% as the case may be.

It will be unfair if my husband just relaxes in front of TV or in bed,doing nothing while I struggle to cook,clean,bathe the kids,do the laundry,etc.

It will be unfair if I "hoard" my money while my husband struggles to pay school fees,utility bill,house rent,etc.

Marriage is all about supporting and assisting each other.
Its not a war zone or "I get sense pass you" venture like people on this platform make it look like.
Let's stop this unnecessary bitterness.
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RomanceSimptember (photo) by iTearHerToto(op): 8:16pm On Sep 13, 2020
Simptember : A simp born in the month of September.
"Mynnd has vowed to remain the most pronounced simptember in the entire universe, given that Onyi will always let him put just the cap.

RomanceRe: Why Are Nairaland Males Like This by iTearHerToto: 4:03pm On Sep 11, 2020
Nairaland is the only land where all these 10pm newspapers with flabby punna be feeling fly.. Thanks to Seun




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PoliticsRe: Damian Lawani's House Vandalized 3 Weeks After Gunmen Attacked Residence (pics) by iTearHerToto:
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RomanceMen! This Is Why You Should Never Marry A Non-virgin by iTearHerToto(op): 12:16pm On Aug 10, 2020
OK first of all I need y'all to close your eyes and imagine this. Rosy a non-virgin is your girl you been smashing for six months and you have lost counts on how many times you have fvcked her. Right? You smash her pussy from left to right and north to south. Now even with a gun on your head you literally can't give specific number of gallons of cum you have deposited in her pussy those six months y'all dated. Right?

Now let's move on. With your eyes still closed. Do not open till I say so

So you broke up with Rosy or lemme put this way: you got tired of her pussy cos its width no longer excites your dick then you migrated to another fresh tenacious pussy. Now Rosy is heartbroken cos she just got used and dumped. Now she hates men and transmuted into an embittered feminist thereafter. No no no lemme trash this part it's gonna confuse souls. Now with your eyes still closed let's assume this paragraph is excluded from this write up. So Trash it!

Now let's do it this way briefly. You banged Rosy for six months then you guys split. Rosy then meets Tom and the pussy gets widen more for another six months. Then otunba shows up and so men and so forth till she's worn out then passed unto to some unfortunate nice guy to wife. Right?

Now ask yourself these few questions.

1. You lost counts how many times you came in Rosy right? Yes

2. Number one implies that Tom, Otunba and other subsequent men that smashed the punna most probably lost counts of how many gallons of cum they have poured in her now-agape-punnanni as well. Right? Yes

3. Now let's say she's 28 and ready to settle down and she be fvcking since she was 17. That's 11 years of gallons of cum in her punnani. Right? Yes


OK lemme not go further but by now I think someone should start seeing the answers for themselves cos we just arrived. Now open your eyes.

Take my word. Virgins are scarce tho but you got to find one else you end up with one of these cum tanks. It's either I stay unmarried than marry a non-virgin girl. I just get to be fvcking these non-virgin hoes till they are worn out then I pass them to these nice guys. Cos that's what they are meant for. Wife no hoe man you can only make them baby mamas and that would be you doing them some great favor too.

However, if you got a golden heart unlike me you should go try marrying one of these cum tanks and tell me how that works out for you. Come tell me what it feels like swimming in a cum factory for the rest of your life. Just try!
As for me and my entire household we will rather snatch a virgin wife from a nice guy and wife than settle with a non-virgin for a sec. Am I communicating?






NB: Non-virgins should steer off this thread for their own good. Move move move


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RomanceRe: Help! by iTearHerToto: 3:01pm On Aug 09, 2020
pocohantas:
Please keep quiet. You people keep using menopause to threaten women. When same women jump into bad marriages, you turn around and call them desperate. As if you men can advise yourselves to marry women who say hurtful words to you. Always trying to blackmail ladies into marrying all of you with bad character!
But y'all run from bad character men and approach menopause don't y'all? Regardless of how you see it he spilled the truth, didn't he?






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RomanceRe: Is This Relationship Wrong For Me by iTearHerToto: 7:28am On Aug 04, 2020
Heheheh ladies and gentlemen

The hoe phase is finally over and the clock is hastily ticking.
Should I start mourning for the luckless man that'd get tied up in marriage a fraudulent scheme with some late night newspaper or should I mind my business?
Thinking.....







OK lemme go for the latter
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CelebritiesRe: Don't You Think Wizkid Should Start Hiring Songwriters? by iTearHerToto: 3:46pm On Aug 01, 2020
Wetin songwriter wan give baba zion wey him never sing beforehuh
Plus every musician fades maybe this is just the start for him but I pray it doesn't end so
RomanceRe: Should This Warrant Divorce? by iTearHerToto: 9:00pm On Jul 30, 2020
Zzor:
lol,i don't even know what to say
Just say you may please his rod if he plays his cards well. Then if he's got a life going on he prolly gonna ask what you got to offer other than some fat arss cheeks and punnnaundecided

and the conversation will continue....






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RomanceRe: "80% Of Broken Homes Are Caused By Women" Yomi Casual's Wife, Grace Says by iTearHerToto: 8:51pm On Jul 30, 2020
Who got space at home to bring in a wife garbage?





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RomanceRe: How To Ignite Sexual Attraction In A Woman(secret) by iTearHerToto: 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2020
If your account balance is friendly enough you won't need all that for a zoogerian girl. It's a waste of time and energy. Just give her money, ravage her punnna, dispose her to a trash can and summon the next. Is that too hard?







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RomanceRe: She Just Walked Away Without Any Reason by iTearHerToto: 12:45pm On Jul 30, 2020
She succeeded in getting you simped then she flung you to the nearest trash can. How could a hefty living soul love a zoogerian girl as suchhuh
Wait! Did I see you type you beggedhuh
All I have to say is you and your likes are DOOMED!





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RomanceRe: Here's Why Guys Settle For Poorly Behaved Entitled Girls. by iTearHerToto: 10:41am On Jul 26, 2020
They are over 4 billion women on planet earth.

Now I wonder why a hefty looking man would wanna be chasing one mentally and physically scruffy ho cos she got a fat asshuh Tight pussyhuh

So the remaining 3.99...billion got no pretty face or some fat fat ass to replace the brainless mutt in the twinkling of my eye or whathuh






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RomanceRe: Men! Don't You Ever Be A Nice Guy To Her (photo) by iTearHerToto(op): 4:12pm On Jul 25, 2020
ubunja:
it's Ubunja not Ubanja

In the Red Pill we only deal with girls who like us, who put themselves in our path. We deal with green lights. We don't just approach any random girl on the street. That's for simps who get disrespected as a result.

That girl who likes to hang out with you, that girl who likes you for no reason, that girl always paying you compliments, that girl always around you touching you. That's the girl you deal with. Because that girl likes you already.
Hehehe I no longer frequent NL but I see your shit finally trending on every corner you never gave up cheesy
I like that plus the fact that you remained obstinate on getting lost souls emancipated from the shackles of these venomous hoes at all cost. You doing a good job I must commend cos man like me can't save no man from a hoe even if they're getting drowned. Even the Bible is against simping hence the price paid by Samson, Adam, Ahab and co for their unruliness. Nature has bestowed upon man the duty/power to always be in charge but they abuse by given out effortlessly to some hoe cos of pussy. And I go out saving that type of a soulhuh Can't do that shit man. No offense. You got a king heart man just keep that shit up one hunnid

Now you could start cashing out any moment from now you just got to make a book and start raking racks and stacks altogether. Keep up man
RomanceRe: Women Don't Like Good Guys by iTearHerToto: 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2020
PrettyBunny:
It's true for me ooo..I only like nice guys abeg..
All these sounds to me like "I only like guys that treats me like some abandoned garbage"




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RomanceRe: Men! Don't You Ever Be A Nice Guy To Her (photo) by iTearHerToto(op): 8:44pm On Jul 23, 2020
etrange:
Until you learn to treat people individually based on their personalities and not collectively based on their gender, you might just keep running in circles. If you meet your girl somewhere in the world and decide not to treat her nicely because some girl on social media who is "one of them" has said so, you'll have yourself to hold responsible for whatever turn your relationship takes.

You are celebrating this post cause it is from one of them but the numerous post from many of them that say you should treat them nicely are forgotten. Fact is, you only picked this cause it appeals to your already structured line of thought.

If you're not nice, you're not. If you're nice, you won't think about it before being nice to your lover. If your being nice sends her away, thank your stars and look for someone receptive of your nice nature. And if you're not nice, someone who likes un-nice guys will gladly take you. Just don't claim you're doing it for the ladies, you are who you are.
All these trash spilled abundantly shall be reversed someday. Save this post!

The HOE PHASE IS REAL. YOU AND YOUR LIKES ARE DOOMED



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RomanceRe: Men! Don't You Ever Be A Nice Guy To Her (photo) by iTearHerToto(op): 8:37pm On Jul 23, 2020
Damojoy:
Common bro.... which category do u fall, you seems to be in pain! Lol
You just got to grab the chit and fall out there's no need for unnecessary taunting
EducationRe: Great Discoveries And Mind Blowing Facts(graphic Pictures) by iTearHerToto: 8:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
Hintona:
The one about tying a man's testicles when his wife is pregnant must continue to be practiced.
That was a curse placed unto womanhood by mother nature the men must be sickeningly befuddle and not worthy to be categorized as men for being so
RomanceMen! Don't You Ever Be A Nice Guy To Her (photo) by iTearHerToto(op): 7:48pm On Jul 23, 2020
OK before you spill trash this is coming from one of them. Now imagine the depth






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CelebritiesRe: “his Beauty Is Too Peppery” – Ladies Gush Over Bbnaija Housemate, Ozo (photos) by iTearHerToto: 4:27pm On Jul 20, 2020
Light skinned guys be making these hoes wet till they turn dams since Adam fingered Eve...
I'm a living proof.. Dark skins shift




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TV/MoviesRe: Laycon, From Shame To Fame: Meet The BBNaija Housemate Who Was Mocked Online by iTearHerToto: 4:11pm On Jul 20, 2020
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RomanceRe: " Please Sub For Me " How Nigerian Girls Ask For Airtime Is Now On A Dictionary by iTearHerToto: 4:02pm On Jul 19, 2020
Zoogerian hoes finally succeeded in adding another bad name to this Nation hell. They're now on the same plane with the government





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FashionRe: This Lady's Uncommon Make-Up Transformation Has Got Many People Talking (Photos) by iTearHerToto: 3:52pm On Jul 19, 2020
Their charade is pathetically demeaning, yet they be clamoring for good men. Some even go as far as spilling trashes like "I hate men who lie"
Nonsense and Man City








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FamilyRe: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by iTearHerToto: 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2020
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RomanceThe Bitch Game: This Is What She Means When She Says This (GAME 101) by iTearHerToto(op): 3:05pm On Jul 10, 2020
As a pro gamer who's been in the game for at least a decade and a half. I got some few drills for y'all lil homies

I'm gonna make it very simple and brief cos I don't have time so I'm going straight to the point (just one point tho)

Now when a bitch says "I want a man who's honest, loving, treats me right, faithful" and all that shit. She doesn't really mean that. And she never meant it. Never!
[img]https:///view/nottoday-notnow-notever-gif-6119579.gif[/img]


Lemme break it down some more for y'all

You know these hoes are never direct when communicating so whenever they say "Up" always code it as "Down". Always. It doesn't matter how sweet, loyal, honest she appears or is. Always I repeat always code as the opposite. Very simple math but if you joke with it you'd be fvcked over and over and over again by some unworthy, cheap ovulating creature. Be wise!
[img]https:///view/lyngby-lyngby-bk-jetbull-thinks-smart-be-wise-gif-16498532.gif[/img]

So this is what she really means when she Spits out those trashes. I'm gonna fix shit for y'all to grab. Pick a pen in case you gonna forget or bookmark this page for you own good. Not repeating myself. This is a game and she's gonna win if you play like a mutt. And y'all already know the consequences when she wins cry

OK let's go back to work
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The shit goes thus;

"I want a man who's HONEST (lies to me for a minimum of 5 times a day) LOVING (Maltreats me for a minimum of 3 times a week) TREATS ME RIGHT (Slaps/beats the incessant nonsense/brainlessness out of me for a minimum of 2 times a month, that's once every 2 weeks for the least don't miss wink ) FAITHFUL (Have a minimum of 2 side chicks that'd keep her on her toes all times so she doesn't get replaced quickly like her co-bitches)
You see how smart they are? He shock you cheesy
But it's the spanking truth homies. These hoes are pro in their game. They're really good at coding. You just gotto code too so to blend or do you have a choicehuh
Lesson's over


This however doesn't infer that you should go and start maltreating your woman but adhering to the above would make her love, cherish and worship you the most. Cos you gonna be the only guy that treats her differently from all other guys.


Try 3 out of the list for a month on one of your hos and come back to testify how your life has changed positively after.

Where's Amaratashahuh

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RomanceRe: Heart Broken by iTearHerToto: 10:25am On Jul 09, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Baba if no coin or sense of responsibility, once d lady spots that, she'll withdraw. Unless the guy has so much to offer
And you hoes claim your love isn't conditional.





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RomanceRe: How I Met Sade And What She Told Me That Made Me Forgot All Girls(episode 1) by iTearHerToto: 10:00am On Jul 09, 2020
Who's ready to wait for trashhuh





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RomanceRe: Between Boys & Girls Who Is Mentally & Emotionally Stronger? by iTearHerToto: 9:52am On Jul 09, 2020
mrcoolautofix:
Well why did you joined?
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RomanceRe: be good to everybody by iTearHerToto: 9:43am On Jul 09, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Imagine my boyfriend slap me because of money shocked I'll make sure i slap his existence out of this earth and that hand must stop working....Instead of you to be greatful is your money not her money undecided all men playing lotto are potential thieves.....I can't wait to date an alpha male lemme see what will happen if i provoke him because men are starting to feel like they own women why they ain't worth sh*t. sad And as for you op pray not to meet someone like me because I'll sell your house join
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CrimeRe: Woman Buries Her Baby Alive In Kaduna by iTearHerToto:
Everybody Wan be like afonja





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RomanceRe: No Reasonable Man Will Marry A Lady With Multiple Ear Piercings -Journalist Says by iTearHerToto: 2:52pm On Jul 05, 2020
And he go shock you say the ones with multiple ear piercings has more sense and empathy than the virgin Mary wannabes. They should be more concerned with the ones with fat asses. Those that their brains were replaced with big yansh from birth. E.g amaratasha








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