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pocohantas:
Lol. The worst part is, they forget these things in record time...

It is akin to cramming for exams. You write the exams and bounce, no single memory of what you read.

One month later, they ask you questions like-
What did you say is that your favorite colour again? Red ba?

Finally seen an experienced lady here what's the name again?

Pokokini Arh!

MariaLavina:
You are right sister, and the irritating part is they are not creative with it. I mean there are ways you get to know someone without choking them with questions.

And the most annoying is guys who ask personal questions when they are just random chat buddies. Some guys no just get sense.

Like where's your state, where's your local government, are you going to be free tomorrow
Instead of;

May I drop you off the way and get u some sharwarma, ice cream, chips, rice and chicken?? Or

May I shift your womb one side

Those guys should learn please

Jacqueline22:
Some guys ask annoying questions ennn

How about I wire you money? I guess that's the kinda question ladies like. Huh

Man weighs 12bags of freshly harvested beans

If something happens and everyone is running for their life now he would be caught, very easy

Patiently waiting for that day bobrisky will forget to wear his pampers. That day he may be in a hurry then it would happen. A big chunk of shiit would fall out of his big wide arsehole. Ok that aside

I'm just here thinking about the quantity of shiit that would be disposed each time bobrisky gets home and pulls off his pampers.

Bobrisky shiit go smell kpa! The smell could kill all the rats and insects harboring in his house. He wouldn't have to be buying sniper or Rambo again


Pukes

They don't like themselves

Treating themselves very anyhow everywhere they go

If oyinbo decides to join the trend and maltreats one of them like the trash they are now pusssies will term it racism

LearnITsmash:
Why are Nigerian women always carrying sexxxx on their heads like gala?

You won't read. Just rush and spill trash over the thread

SweetBuns:
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Hater keh? I only asked you a question. All we have seen is just pictures and pictures. We want to see you making plans for the girl. We dont wanna see selfies

Trashes I see in dustbin nairaland

SammyOpe:
The admin shouldn't push it to the front page.. I'm just blabbing. I lack sufficient brain cells

Hmmm

23what And you been reading all the books back to back since day one. You know what? Just thank god your parents didn't disown you. But Just try and Fling that trash of a brain to the nearest wastebasket. It's a shame

So this guy's been fvcking that woman I can bet my sim card that he fiingered that woman after that kiss


Pukes

pkang:
I came to know Ymodulus when I was looking for information about drop shipping.
Although I later venture into CPA marketing but Ymodulus remains the best I have seen on Nairaland

Cryto is the worst investment I made in recent time losing over N1.15m I don't know what I would have become after the loss but for my new found Biz

perhaps you pressed the wrong bottons. That typa money you would have made a hell lot if only you had a good coach. Hard luck

H

This girl Totto go sour

TANID:
They're So Ugly and dirty

Fixed

Chikpat:
This is not descent . If he could wear a straw cowboy's hat, he could have worn a singlet or polo atop the shorts. What does he want to achieve by this?

What have u achieved by wearing at bolded

MariaLavina:
Do you know me well enough to know what interests me? If you do, after the usual greetings and enquiring about my day. Let me rest in , feel comfortable with my new environment and then dive into what interests me.

Note, don't just start the conversation head on let something lead to it.

Hmmm

Auladimeji2:
It won't change the fact that Tottenham Hotspur will defeat Looserpool and Assnal will lose to Chelsea

Nonsense and Man united's lifeless club

Na human being this

I only see hefty cows

tohyorsih2:
Lalasticlala oooo

Do I have to open the thread, zoom the screen before I see all these wack memes again? For why na

A key holder on your finger as an engagement ring?
Who did that to you He should be smotthered

Toto is coming for you. Sorry Tonto

tohyorsih2:
That is none of your fvcking businesd

Oops! she tripping already.

Pukes

Ain't seeing no chick

Hollup!

Ok I have seen the chick. The one on blue shots

Pukes

tohyorsih2:
Forever of course!

Unfortunately you would be diccckless

Hintona:
Your comments make me sick

Pukes

tohyorsih2:
you're sick

Hey Toyota. How long u wanna be a male

Na only for road Nepa dey give light

I don't why anytime I see a thread about Hoes my phone's screen will be smelling very anyhow. Is that how strong the smell of their unfortunate punnnna is



Lemme goan wash my phone

Fling it away