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Jokes EtcRe: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ituen(m): 10:46am On Feb 13, 2008
Thanks lola,

infact, i'll make sure that no one bothers you an tufe again

@Segun
I believe that ur reading this. No be becos nightnurse tell u to polishe her shoe na eim u wan begin talk abt careless love
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Smarter? by ituen(m): 10:41am On Feb 13, 2008
yea rite,

so tufe de horse, speak up
Jokes EtcRe: Footballers Are In Trouble by ituen(op): 10:40am On Feb 13, 2008
Zidane Atutupoyoyo
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by ituen(m): 10:38am On Feb 13, 2008
Ninja, the Professor of Advanced Human Lubrication and Tribology
Jokes EtcRe: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 10:34am On Feb 13, 2008
Now ur talking. So are u going to tear my proposal?
Jokes EtcRe: Cant Help Laughing by ituen(m): 10:33am On Feb 13, 2008
So i gueess tufe isnt matured or ready for a relationship
Jokes EtcRe: What A Wife by ituen(m): 10:30am On Feb 13, 2008
bad nigga
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 10:29am On Feb 13, 2008
Migines, is it possible for Webby to do such?
Jokes EtcRe: True Talk by ituen(m): 10:21am On Feb 13, 2008
@TJ,

Jesus no do am?

For ur info TJ "fools paradise" is a synonym for Mimiko's pants

I don tell u make u commot b4 problem happen. it could be the reason i aint seen mimi's post for some time now
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun Jazz Master by ituen(m): 10:17am On Feb 13, 2008
Wen i'm back from the bahamas, i can play the gwara
Jokes EtcRe: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 10:16am On Feb 13, 2008
Lola,

U want am to talk? Make slap no be im portion dis morning
Jokes EtcRe: Sebi Una Tink Say Una Sabi Craze? by ituen(m): 10:15am On Feb 13, 2008
@Richdad

I just no understand that ur last post. U fit explain?

If u ni fit, i can understand. It always happends to you
Jokes EtcRe: What Gets U Excited? by ituen(m): 10:14am On Feb 13, 2008
@Tufe

My eye dey pain me. Abeg wetin TJ been write above me?
Jokes EtcRe: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 10:13am On Feb 13, 2008
@Tufe

When last did u cry i no talk dey abt Ify wey break ur heart I mean abt a man beating u up

No tempt me oh. make i enjoy myself. Abi both of us dey use the same monitor? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Divorce Letter by ituen(m): 10:13am On Feb 13, 2008
Wetin u sabi sef? U bin sabi something b4?
Jokes EtcRe: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by ituen(m): 10:01am On Feb 13, 2008
@Ben,

Tell them oh. Before dem report us to Seun say we dey fight. Good to have u back cos u don ginger the thread small

@Ify
Thanks for the clips kiss kiss kiss. I guess i owe u one
Jokes EtcRe: What A Flight by ituen(m): 9:55am On Feb 13, 2008
Tnk God ur school fees no waste
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 9:54am On Feb 13, 2008
wheelbarrow wey get exhaust pipe and silencer
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen by ituen(m): 9:53am On Feb 13, 2008
Tufe, hit her again
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Day by ituen(m): 9:53am On Feb 13, 2008
Na lie TyTy

U dey trip for Tufe
Jokes EtcRe: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 9:52am On Feb 13, 2008
na so? grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Joker's Collections by ITUEN by ituen(op): 9:51am On Feb 13, 2008
Nope,

because if I land, every kolo case for there go heal by force. Yaba people dey call me "bad market"
Jokes EtcRe: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(op): 9:50am On Feb 13, 2008
Ok Tj,

But ur money na $4000. I dont accept naira equivalent

Now only 5 copies left. any1 else?

MEanwhile, Saucekid is planning to marry the girls that disvirgined him
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Fire Service by ituen(m): 9:47am On Feb 13, 2008
wetin clem go do
Jokes EtcRe: Migines by ituen(m): 9:46am On Feb 13, 2008
we bin dey work b4? undecided undecided
Jokes EtcRe: EVIL OR HIFUL by ituen(m): 9:45am On Feb 13, 2008
Some people suppose pay for registering on this forum
Jokes EtcRe: OKADA BIZNESS by ituen(m): 9:44am On Feb 13, 2008
wadda this angry angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Big Grammer Palaver by ituen(m): 9:43am On Feb 13, 2008
heard it b4
Jokes EtcRe: Read,laff & Learn by ituen(m): 9:41am On Feb 13, 2008
TJ,

I hope richdad is responding to treatment
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Bill Gates by ituen(m): 9:37am On Feb 13, 2008
From what i get, Richdad never understand the structure of the Nland Jokers Family


Rich Dad:

This letter is from Clemcy Ituen from Nairaland. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. Clemcy na Woman and Ituen na man, so wat does CLemcy Ituen mean?


Rich Dad:

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend (migines) clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

2. If u had changed Amristar to somewhere like Kaduna or Zamfara or Cotonou, it woulda made sense funnilly since u go bring am down to naija settings. Well not everybody sabi do C&P well.


Rich Dad:

There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife (Ifyalways) lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
3. If u can rectify (1.), the u'll know where Ify stands. When u say wife, wife to who? Clemcy or Ituen?




All the same, its a nice joke and i enjoyed it
Jokes EtcRe: What Women Wants, From Ptaller by ituen(m): 9:27am On Feb 13, 2008
Na una get problem.

Me i never begin to old oh

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