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Jokes EtcRe: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 5:05pm On Feb 12, 2008
barone_greenback@yahoo.com

Thats my YIM
Jokes EtcRe: Footballers Are In Trouble by ituen(op): 5:03pm On Feb 12, 2008
Pls Pls posters

Nice name s u got but can we stick to only the replacement of first/last names with naija names

The replaced names musnt be naija superstarts. it shld consist of ordinary thick-core naija names

Thnks

@Topic

Lehmann Ifeanyi
Jokes EtcRe: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 4:59pm On Feb 12, 2008
U don repeat that sentence 5 times today.

I dey yab u dey go. Cant u reply?

U sure say u be man abi u be teenager
Jokes EtcRe: Which Is Correct "the Yolk Of The Egg Are White" Or"the Yolk Of The Egg Is White by ituen(m): 4:58pm On Feb 12, 2008
i dey kampe

barone_greenback@yahoo.com

YIM me
Jokes EtcRe: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ituen(m): 4:57pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Lola

U too interfere for my decisions. But since ur my person, I go listen to ur advice
Jokes EtcRe: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 4:55pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Lola,

Tnks for watching my back oh
Jokes EtcRe: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 4:53pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Kola,

I give up well well

Now na u and Tufe go slug am out
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by ituen(m): 4:47pm On Feb 12, 2008
lola shocked shocked shocked
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by ituen(m): 4:46pm On Feb 12, 2008
grass
Jokes EtcRe: A Must Read For Everyone, U Must Read O! by ituen(m): 4:46pm On Feb 12, 2008
I understand u lola

But make una no dey too talk for her often make people like Ben no take una as lesbians

Using YIM is better.
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen by ituen(m): 4:44pm On Feb 12, 2008
Are u from Kuvuki?
Jokes EtcRe: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ituen(m): 4:41pm On Feb 12, 2008
u wan follow join the coup?
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do? by ituen(m): 4:40pm On Feb 12, 2008
Lola,

u dey see the kola wey wan marry u?
Jokes EtcRe: Sebi Una Tink Say Una Sabi Craze? by ituen(m): 4:39pm On Feb 12, 2008
I like that gunpoint

But i hp say u no kill my man oh
Jokes EtcRe: Wife's Gift Certificate by ituen(m): 4:37pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Aisha

I hope you wont do that to folly
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by ituen(m): 4:34pm On Feb 12, 2008
pats sacuekid on the back

I like this guy cool cool cool cool cool

I hope u can recover the cash for me. I'll square u 10%
Jokes EtcRe: Greedy Man by ituen(m): 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2008
Have i given u any reason to doubt me
Jokes EtcRe: The Polite Way To Peeeeeeeeeeeeeee! by ituen(m): 4:30pm On Feb 12, 2008
Welldone Ayusman,

wat a technique to catch a lady.

Infact i'll introduce you to some new advance styles.

Nice joke man
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Day by ituen(m): 4:28pm On Feb 12, 2008
Na my paddy na im make i dey cry for am cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lion And D Gorrilla by ituen(m): 4:27pm On Feb 12, 2008
That makes us a little bit compactible, shey?
Jokes EtcRe: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 4:27pm On Feb 12, 2008
Well done baby,

As u can see, my family is so tight that thugs like Ben Big Yansh cant intimidate them

We can sign a little secret pact b/w ourselves as my concubine

Tufe wld understand if i break it down to him.

Are u game? Take ur time in case u need to think abt it.
Jokes EtcRe: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by ituen(m): 4:16pm On Feb 12, 2008
Cheii,

DJ don enter Ben trap

Oya DJ, we dey wait you oh.

Abi ur time don end?
Jokes EtcRe: Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,offer Valids Till Feb 14, 2008 by ituen(m): 4:15pm On Feb 12, 2008
Ben,

Isnt ur sister available for Mystik?
Jokes EtcRe: Think About This! by ituen(m): 4:14pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Lohlar

Like wat nijabyte said, u can go there and be a landlord and pave the way for our girls.

Cant u go to Italy for studies? See as ur mind rotten reach

It even tells me that u have tot abt that issue and ur convinced that ur gonna excel in it grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Fire Service by ituen(m): 4:10pm On Feb 12, 2008
Saucekid,

u don get twin?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Smarter? by ituen(m): 4:08pm On Feb 12, 2008
yea rite
Jokes EtcRe: Good Neighbor by ituen(m): 4:08pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Ben,

Na 2day u learn abt those 2 cities, now u don use am form perfect sentence.

Clap for yourself
Jokes EtcRe: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 4:05pm On Feb 12, 2008
Ben BEn Ben

Today you don run CMS - IKEJA as a conductor and u don get small money to browse

Now as you login, instead of you to drop that toutsh life for road, u decide to parade am for internet as pride up to the point yahoo and google dey complain abt ur behaviour

Now u don dey worry lola because she no give you face.

If u decide to start with her, me i go follow u till u leave naija
Jokes EtcRe: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ituen(m): 4:00pm On Feb 12, 2008
See Segun oh angry angry angry angry angry

U even get mind to call my wife "Horses"

Guy, my babalawo get GSM

No make i no send am text oh!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Which Is Correct "the Yolk Of The Egg Are White" Or"the Yolk Of The Egg Is White by ituen(m): 3:51pm On Feb 12, 2008
Ben,

If u yarn carelessly, hands go touch you oh shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by ituen(m): 3:49pm On Feb 12, 2008
hehe grin grin grin grin grin grin

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