₦airaland Forum

i no go dey for this Nland and watch on kola from nowhere come capture Ify

Wen my man tufe dey suffer to get since im 1st post for NL

TJ, do commot from there b4 ur location cos problem

Pls Nlander, the aim of this joke is to sustain one-word associations

Pls lets stop posting 2 words. Thanks

@Topic

plenty

@Ify

i'm sensing some kinda hidden moves

@Segun

Wetin u think say u dey do?

Make u just end am for there

as in?

. . is that wat u do, TJ?

the rate of borrow-sity

highly strategic technique

TT,

when u get to your 4000th post, den i'll show u hw to reply a post

i no fit na. Tufe na my paddyman

Clem na another delilah

amen oh

Ify

Just tell am say u "go kiss am" and he'll be logged on instantly

i second that

wetin happen to ademiller?

na wetin concern blind man and NEPA lite

and u cant help but smile, abi

Na so im be since last week

I still dey wait for my man Tufe to show

@Poster

If u like, go around alaba market selling gino tin tomatoes and check out ur life in 5yrs time.

U will graduate to selling fresh tomatoes.

Self entepreneurship is no readily appreciated in naija so that theory is 99% wrong in naija.

According to me, i for still work for microsoft. In 5 yrs time, i for don be manager

na she know wetin she dey do

Now i can see the type of life u suscribe to _{a whole N20}

I cant come that low. I'll settle for N25 and still be better than you

Hi folks. Lets play a game about football players.

The aim is to attach a nigerian name to an international or non-Nigerian football player

Example

Fabregas okonkwo

@Clem

No be u marry them for me. I actually was talking abt one of my wife.

yea cos i'm in banana island

wanna come?

Y know very well that i cant be worked up

shit head

Apart from wheelbarrow and Missonary, we have the following

Death wish, suicide, expressway, electric shock etc

YIM me if u want manuals on it

Well i can control any part of my body. Check next week, only my left leg go dey move

@Topic
Saucekid just lost his virginity

Thats good

@Clem
Is it because no body is toasting your old wrinkled body?

Abeg go iron urself make person admire u, jo

buttons

na wa oh