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tnks Mohawk

tnks doc

Na Ben be the second man in charge behind equilibrum.

That was a day after his promotion to Check-point Patrol Officer

Mr Moderator,

I thinks romance thread needs this kinda posts

Dont mind her

I told princess that when she sees a fight, she wld chicken out

Ben,

be careful wat u say!! u may lose princess to this Kola

@all small childre

Una no dey fear again oh!! See as una dey carry the name of the gods dey play

@ben,

why u dey bother urself? U don use juju serve juju b4?

na honest question i ask oh

Emmeno,

Thanks very much. E no easy


@princess
U have no say when Elders decide

rumours has it that clemcy is gonna have dinner with him tonight

old topic but still funny anyway

Well i dey innocent oh.

Make i go seek protective custody abeg

What does u know about english? didnt u jump classes

tnks

My sister, the chicken is of blessed memory.

Its better we dont worry abt the dead

Pls dey where u have been dey

Ok

I was shocked wen i saw it at first.

I come keep am secret since na my main man

Wow! wat a nice foto

Tell them to be of good behaviour when they come into the society. OK?

At least, i can vouch for u

I told her i didnt did it

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this and told them this big circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs".

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?", the judge asked the second boy.

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 150 people to give up drugs forever." "One-hundred-fifty people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I said, "This small circle is your asshole before prison. . . . . . . ."

Ok, after that, you decided to take a group shot with your inmates

No be for ur profile wey u dey like person wen dem release from Yaba

Why cant u told him?

tnks lady

My brotherman, I was went to malam to bought shaving powder

Una dey do fashion show?

As ordered, each man took his place in ranks, oblivious to the freezing cold and snow. The major, then proceeded to walk through the ranks, stopping at one soldier. The major took his swagger stick, and proceeded to strike the youngsoldier across the face. " Did that hurt? demanded the major. " Nien" replied the soldier. "And why not?"questioned the major. The soldier replied, "because I'm a soldier in the German Army" "Very good" said the major.

The officer then approached another soldier, and taking his swagger stick, pushed it forcefully into the young man's stomach. The young soldier made no sound, nor did he move. "Did that hurt?" the major asked. "Nien " was the soldier's response. "And why not?" asked the major. The young soldier responded with "because I'm a soldier in the German Army". "Good" said the major.

The major then looked down the row of naked men, and noticed one of them was sexually aroused. Walking over to this soldier, the major raised his swagger stick, and with all his might, brought it down on the fully erect manhood, "Did that hurt? asked the major. "Nien " was the soldier's reply.

The major now standing face to face with the young soldier asked "And why not?. The soldier, looking the major directly into his eyes, quietly said "because it belongs to da man behind me!!

Equilibrum walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. He insists that he bought his last one from this store.

The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item. Equilibrum explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years. The pharmacist asks him to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.

The following day, Equilibrum returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the He thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety.

Equilibrum customer explains that instructions on reverse state, "Push up bottom to use."

Saucekid walked into the lingerie department in a large department store. After getting up enough nerve, he approached a saleslady. Seeing he was already red faced, she asked if she could help him.

Saucekid finally stammered and told her his wife (Ibkaye) had asked him to get her a bra. When he was asked what size she wanted, he realized he didn't know.

Being helpful, the clerk asked him if he could give her a clue. " Are they the size of grapefruits " she asked. " No", he said, " not that big. " Well, how about oranges ", "no not that big ". "plums " " no".

Running out of fruits she said," how about eggs . His face lit up as he said "yes!!! fried eggs".

Farmer Brown and his wife went to the Dr. They told the Dr that Mr. Brown worked in the field and when he felt sexy, he would leave his mules and plow and run to the house. But, by the time he got to the house he was out of the mood. They asked the Dr's advice.

The Dr said? "Why don't you take your shotgun with you to the field. Then when you feel the urge, fire the shotgun and start running to the house. When the wife hears the gun, she should start running toward you. That way, you'll meet half way and everything should be alright. They left.

A few weeks later the Dr saw Mr. Brown in town and asked him how the idea worked out.

Mr. Brown said; "Fine until hunting season started and the wife ran herself to death."

This woman has always wanted a parrot and so she saves up her money and buys a parrot. As soon as she gets the parrot home it begins saying these incredibly foul obscenities. The woman rightly offended by the bird's use of the English language takes the bird back to the pet store where she got it and explains to the owner the problem. The owner agrees that the bird's language is most certainly unacceptable and tells her that the next time the parrot swears to put the parrot in the freezer for exactly 2 minutes.

The woman takes the parrot home and no sooner do they get through the door when the parrot states an obscenity so foul, it would make a Marine drill sergeant blush.

The woman take the Parrot and places him in the freezer for exactly 2 minutes. At the end of two minutes she opens the door and she sees the parrot standing there shivering. The woman says to the parrot "that's it I've had it. I'll have no more swearing out of you. If you do it again I'll put you back in the freezer" The parrot replies "I won't do it again, I swear, I'll be good". The woman takes the parrot out of the freezer.

The parrot looks at the woman and says, with trepidation in his voice, " I've just got one question, What did the chicken say?"