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Jokes EtcRe: Pain Transfer by ituen(m): 12:13am On Jul 05, 2008
na dat time the pricncipal of hell go know say na primary school im dey run
Jokes EtcRe: Gay Chicken by ituen(m): 12:12am On Jul 05, 2008
Jeovy:
I can guess the farmer you intend to use
gunpoint of course

afterall, what is he my slave for?
Jokes EtcRe: Guess Who'd Passed by ituen(m): 12:11am On Jul 05, 2008
Clemcy,

so na ur leg be that. This means dat na banana leaves we go use do ur shoe na
Jokes EtcRe: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by ituen(m): 12:04am On Jul 05, 2008
@clem,

no dey use style insult my wife. either yab her openly or shut-up
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 12:03am On Jul 05, 2008
i wonder where saucekid is?
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Keep Smiling by ituen(m): 11:58pm On Jul 04, 2008
. . and who thinks he/she smiles better than me

Jokes EtcRe: Picture This by ituen(m): 11:57pm On Jul 04, 2008
old riddle
Jokes EtcRe: In Life by ituen(m): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2008
. . . and u guys will keep on reading till you finishing reading my post
Jokes EtcRe: Kiss Me by ituen(m): 11:54pm On Jul 04, 2008
I got a call from the GUY who siad that he is not happy with the girls dat come for kisses.

Complains most of them got smelly mouths
Jokes EtcRe: Quickies! by ituen(m): 11:50pm On Jul 04, 2008
Na wetin una bring Yo Momma for na?
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by ituen(m): 11:47pm On Jul 04, 2008
[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=146857.msg2461604#msg2461604 date=1215192131]Seriously, its been long we had a real duel on NLD.
I remember the times of Suga_Lips aka Rebellious, NaijaGurly, Showbobo,thuggy, Prof Migines, the old Ituen (not this new woman wrapper) et al.

Infact the next person wey show imself here, na me and am.[/quote]Back then, the fight dey shake nairaland. Now the newbies we don get no figt even shake person sef

Benjy bomboy, u still get power to fight? i fit enter you oh!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ituen(m): 11:45pm On Jul 04, 2008
. . . and the babe go think say she been don catch the malam mugu
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by ituen(m): 11:40pm On Jul 04, 2008
castle
Jokes EtcRe: Who Else Can Beat This English Expertise In Naija? by ituen(m): 11:39pm On Jul 04, 2008
hw many times will this topic be posted angry angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Love Story by ituen(m): 8:40am On Jul 04, 2008
too old a joke to be used on NLD
Jokes EtcRe: Love Story by ituen(m): 5:10am On Jul 04, 2008
Cayon:
I love this. actually i wasn't thinking about the flu. hehehehehee cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
Na today you know say u don spoil? grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Most Outrageous Pictures by ituen(m): 5:02am On Jul 04, 2008
nice one grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection, Enjoy, by ituen(m): 4:50am On Jul 04, 2008
Na wa oh. I know say u dey always prepare ahead of time.

I know say u don sharpen ur pen*s, wear condom, dey stand for door dey wait for PRinceSs
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by ituen(m): 4:48am On Jul 04, 2008
Ben,

Na wa oh. this na the first time i dey hear person talk with mouth full of water
Jokes EtcRe: Ajoke by ituen(m): 4:47am On Jul 04, 2008
very cooo jokes

the last one is really old but makes sense any day
Jokes EtcRe: Guess Who'd Passed by ituen(m): 4:40am On Jul 04, 2008
@poster,

u sabi ask some useless questions oh grin grin grin grin

As i see that leg, na the opposit direction me i de turn go now.

Imagine if the guy dey come back from work?
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine Yourself In This Position by ituen(m): 4:33am On Jul 04, 2008
Na how much the guy pay for that seat sef?
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Population by ituen(m): 4:32am On Jul 04, 2008
@Ribadu

I no sabi english well. Just wait for Benjay, Jeovy and Clemcy to see this.

They will interprete to your understanding
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ituen(m): 11:19pm On Jul 03, 2008
na wa for you oh

If no be say we dey use dem patch life, me personally for don make them extinct
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Population by ituen(m): 11:09pm On Jul 03, 2008
So this na guy u dey trip for wey u dey make we no go hear something again for nld.

Make una carry una love go recycle bin abeg grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection, Enjoy, by ituen(m): 11:06pm On Jul 03, 2008
make sure u no dull when she show oh
Jokes EtcRe: Short Jokes by ituen(m): 11:03pm On Jul 03, 2008
well done both of u
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Koko? by ituen(m): 11:02pm On Jul 03, 2008
if imposter dey nld, make we fish am out now oh
Jokes EtcRe: Gas Flaring by ituen(m): 10:59pm On Jul 03, 2008
No mind am

Any day offering for church reach N20,000 dem go give am 2%
Jokes EtcRe: Graduation Day @ Ambrose Ali Uni by ituen(m): 10:58pm On Jul 03, 2008
i talk am say even thoug h it takes 2 yrs, dem go find who thief ben goat
Jokes EtcRe: Phones: by ituen(m): 10:53pm On Jul 03, 2008
Hair don enter ur mouth?
Jokes EtcRe: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by ituen(m): 10:51pm On Jul 03, 2008
i commot my FILA for am

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