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CrimeRe: Herdsmen Attack Maraban Kantona Plateau, 4 Killed, Church, Hospital, House Burnt by iukpe: 8:24pm On Jul 02, 2018
Its very sad how our government is completely incompetent when it comes to security issues.
These sort of killings cannot happen in any real country where the government is fit to rule. This is a clear indication of how lazy our government is.
Fellow Nigerians, it is very clear this is boko haram, no one needs to be told. It is also very clear that when this evil migrates down south, no one will raise an eye brow.
Christianity EtcRe: Police Storm Celestial Church Of Christ In New York As Members Fight (Pics, Vide by iukpe: 8:19pm On Jul 02, 2018
Celestial church of Christ in "the abroad" huh huh huh huh na wa o. I hope this social media poster is not in the abroad.
PoliticsRe: Mad Man Blasts Okorocha In Owerri, Says 'PDP Is Taking Over' (Video, Photos) by iukpe: 8:10pm On Jul 02, 2018
meezynetwork:
That mad man have a good command of English
That mad man has a good command of English. grin
CrimeRe: Young Man Shot Dead By Two Cultists In Akwa Ibom State. Graphic Photos by iukpe: 3:11pm On Jul 02, 2018
The world will really come to an end. This is the reason why the youths are doomed, they are the future.
The only remedy is for every man to get their share of salvation which is absolutely free, so when ever your end comes you may be singing praises of joy.
RomanceRe: Kenny Brandmuse Weds His Gay Boyfriend In U.S (Wedding Photos) by iukpe: 3:04pm On Jul 02, 2018
FortifiedCity:
The Idiot has cemented his American Stay by opening his nyash for his fellow man
What of a Nigerian being gay secretly and living in Nigeria?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: "N300k Job Or I Won't Work" - Slay Queen, Chinny Okekki (Photos) by iukpe: 2:46pm On Jul 02, 2018
What did she study? She has to be qualified and proficient to some level to be employed.
CrimeRe: Boy Bursts Into Tears After Being Caught During Failed Robbery In Delta. Photo by iukpe: 7:57am On Jul 02, 2018
thebestprice:
Beautiful young handsome young blood. You'll not die in Jesus name. You'll repent and foolfill your destiny
Now you are confusing me. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Man Compares Magician Who 'Walks In The Air' To Jesus (Photos) by iukpe: 12:08am On Jul 01, 2018
epistleNow:
How come the camera shot was taken at same height as the air man?

So the camera man was also walking in the "air" with him abi ?
so I thought too....Probably a drone shot undecided
CrimeRe: Corpses Discovered In Zurmi Forest In Zamfara (Graphic Photos) by iukpe: 11:46pm On Jun 30, 2018
Charly68:
Do we have a Govt in the land at all ?
Lazy Nigerian government.
NYSCRe: Medlin Chisom, Corper Faces Sexual Assault, Threatenes To Report Her Director by iukpe: 4:14pm On Jun 28, 2018
PastorandMentor:
A pretty serving youth corper Medlin Chisom has threatened to report her Director over what she termed sexual assault.
She explained how people can't get their eyes off her big buttocks and how they want a share of it.
Read what she wrote.
What are the pics for? huh
SportsRe: 13 Under-16 Soccer Team Trapped In Underwater Cave For 5days In Thailand(Photos) by iukpe: 4:04pm On Jun 28, 2018
Wetin dem go find for cave, ehhuh
Thats why I like the blackman, No skiing, no surfing the waves, no sky diving, no going around the world on a tramp steamer, no risks, just drink your ogogoro and watch the yams grow.

thats why we are like this sha undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Ijebu Gynaecologist Who Slide Into Her Dm Just To Ask For Sex by iukpe: 3:08am On Jun 28, 2018
Yes! Nairaland. This sort of thread go reach 24 pages. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: There's No Alternative To Restructuring - Atiku Counters President Buhari by iukpe: 8:34pm On Jun 27, 2018
Campaign talk! If you are president you will know how much will power you will need to restructure.
CrimeRe: Thief Breaks Man's Car, Steals His Laptop While Watching Nigeria-Argentina Match by iukpe: 1:05pm On Jun 27, 2018
Never leave your phone or laptop exposed in your vehicle. They are safer in your trunk. If you can park your car within eyes view or opposite an Aboki or a shop. patronize them first and make sure the Aboki sees you parking or attending to your vehicle.
This unfortunate things happen within seconds.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Sees Centipede On His Bed At Midnight, Gets Terrified (Photos) by iukpe: 3:39pm On Jun 26, 2018
Buy three bottles of sniper about N500 each. Pour it around your house, your washbasin and shower drain, into cracks and gaps in your tiling and wood surfaces especially potentially wet places.
This will take care of them for a while. But beware, there may be a sudden out burst of the colonies after your action. As they run for safety.
CelebritiesRe: Lineo Didi Kilgrow Placed On Suicide Watch After Death Of Son by iukpe: 1:54pm On Jun 26, 2018
She shouldn't do that. It's life though who feels it knows it.
What of she had 2 kids or more, then sadly, lost one.
The boy had many more years to live and until 20years from now you would never score yourself for the upbringing.
Life is such a pain sometimes.
EducationRe: Bad State Of UNN Boys Hostel.... (some Pics Might Be Graphic O) by iukpe: 10:55am On Jun 26, 2018
Meanwhile we have schools of engineering and other major disciplines that could gradually handle things before they got this bad.
If only our institutions look at development as projects instead of means for contracts I am sure students could work with consultants on repairs and development of their environment as projects with little funds and feel proud of it leaving their names behind into the future.

Instead of having state of the art wiring and access control, lighting and well built pavements designed by campus engineers we are having disgusted dilapidated shitty campus. Go to the lecture rooms, no place is spared from the effect of this ignorance.
And our government will spend the trillions of Naira this year without addressing any of these issues.
Shame on the black man, shame on Nigeria, shame to education.
Next, a rotten NYSC Camp.
EducationRe: Bad State Of UNN Boys Hostel.... (some Pics Might Be Graphic O) by iukpe: 10:46am On Jun 26, 2018
Wakeupandlive:
This is UNN
This is the boys hostel
Look how we leaving now
Look where we leaving now
This place is not conducive now

Look at the wirings
Everybody be engineer now
Illegal connection everywhere
You no fit sleep for night without running out for fire alarm o!
The wires are burning and sparking and totally putting lives in danger o!

This is UNN
This is our hostel
Look where we sleeping now
Every bed is a bed bug nest
Sleeping for night na big privilege, cuz night here is so terrible o!
If bed bug frustrate u eh, u go no say Jesus is Lord o!

This is UNN
This is our hostel
Look at our roofing o!
Roofs are off for vacation o!
SUG looking and nodding and end up giving empty promises o!
Talking about SUG, that one na de biggest scam of the century o!

This is UNN
This is our hostel
Look at our white house(toilet)
That place is dangerous
That place is powerful
Infact that place is savage

This is UNN
This is our hostel
Look at our WIFI
That one na deception o!
If u dey download picture, you go wait until u graduate o!
Immediately u go press download u go see 14B per month o!

This is our hostel
Smell go drop u dead o!
Boys wey dey hostel don forget the smell of fresh air o!
Mosquitoes, wall geckos Infact u go think say u enter zoo o!
But finally finally sha, na we dey the real den o!
Dem say we be lions but hostel is Sampson and is tearing our mouth o!

This is our hostel
Laptops and phones we dey lose on a daily
Security is a joke o!
Girls hostels dey inside town, our own for ghetto o!
Girls came to study, but guys came for military training o!
UNN boys hostel is a savage, make them do something abt it o!


IF YOU SURVIVE IN ALVAN IKOKU AND ENI NJOKU, YOU DONT NEED TRAINING AGAIN TO JOIN NDA.....
Nice poem, abi...nice song undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Offers N1M To Unmask Lady Accuser Of Christopher Marcel Nabugwu by iukpe: 11:21pm On Jun 24, 2018
Nonsense, why not equally release a high level police statement with all the facts. N1m, is this the worst case of blackmail currently running or that the police is working on? Just because it involves a police officer.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Son Is Dead! Daniel D'Third Drowns In Swimming Pool by iukpe: 11:04pm On Jun 24, 2018
BrutusOj:
What took a 1year old boy to a pool?
In Nigeria, it will be seen as an unfortunate incident and a loss so the parents have no case to answer.
Some time ago, a nairalander reported an incident where a little girl was crushed to death by her father while trying to drive off from the house.
The little child would still have been alive if not for someone's stupidity, foolishness or negligence.
In our tradition, infants are not mourned.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Speeding Range Rover Driver Kills Man, Injures Another In Imo. Graphic Photos by iukpe: 12:58pm On Jun 24, 2018
You must be really cray to crash a benz, range rover or a bmw. these cars can stop as much as they move. Balanced and heavy, fitted with all the traction control you can get in a car.
There are many irresponsible drivers with excellent cars today. The loss of the vehicle may not be anything to him, but the lives lost and injuries caused is painful.
What will happen in Nigeria in a situation like this? No serious accident investigation will take place, especially if the victims cannot afford to buy the law. The idiot driver will jump behind another wheel in a few months after parting with a few 100,000 of Nairas.
CrimeRe: SARS Went Through My Wife’s Nude Photos On My Phone - Man Narrates by iukpe: 12:44pm On Jun 24, 2018
What is right or wrong in this world anymore? I think the old standards are obsolete. the world needs to sit down and review rules and morals to suite our time. Nude pics, baby mama and baby papa, divorce at will, immoral dance, dressing to church, android bible, women pastors, private nudity, and home made sex tapes etc etc. Internet this and internet that.
100 years ago who could see all this coming?
What will earth be made of in the next 50 years?

I predict that 100years from now, governments will not rule nations like they do today. democracy will be too primitive.
Government will become a service like the banks, hospitals or courts. You go to the government of your choice and pay them to work for you.
CrimeRe: SARS Went Through My Wife’s Nude Photos On My Phone - Man Narrates by iukpe: 12:44pm On Jun 24, 2018
FortifiedCity:
How is the wife snapping nudes for him wrong or your business
What is right or wrong in this world anymore? I think the old standards are obsolete. the world needs to sit down and review rules and morals to suite our time.
EducationRe: PHOTO: Best Student In Crop Production In EKSU Gets 2 Thousand Naira by iukpe: 6:05pm On Jun 23, 2018
Generalismo:
I also got 10k from UNILORIN after graduating as Best student in my Department. The real deal is not the money but the fact that it keeps making my CV attractive to organisations. Thank God, Look beyond the paltry sum and celebrate ur achievement. The Award will distinguish u in the labour market. It's not all about money
I guess so. I got a certificate of recognition during my NYSC days for building an FM station in Ilorin camp in the early 90s. Though the NYSC eventually sponsored the project so I got some financial reward later.
EducationRe: PHOTO: Best Student In Crop Production In EKSU Gets 2 Thousand Naira by iukpe: 6:02pm On Jun 23, 2018
This is why we are so backward. Our institutions of learning do not have the courage to encourage the best. The government and the ministries dont care. After 4 to 6 years the devalued students will be caged in poorly equipped camps for weeks then released to waste more time on nothing instead of research and development of our country.
Nigeria full of lazy leaders with no idea at all what to do for society.
CrimeRe: Fulani Cattle Rearers Attacked In Plateau While Returning From Market. Photos by iukpe: 6:59pm On Jun 22, 2018
ojietu:
Can't see the corpses, only that of cow
And what is the police planning with the slain cow? huh huh angry wink lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: Meet Irene Chiamaka Nwachukwu, Jamil Abubakar's Alleged Baby Mama - PoliticsNGR by iukpe: 6:52pm On Jun 22, 2018
kagari:
No need of paternity text.
you say?
Foreign AffairsRe: Sara Netanyahu Charged With Fraud Over Misuse Of State Funds by iukpe: 8:00am On Jun 22, 2018
CilicMarin:
Yet Patience Jonathan, with more than 100Billion Naira of our common patrimony in her possession, is walking the streets freely..

What a country!
But Nigeria is not yet a civilized country.
CrimeRe: Sambo Hammangabdo Attacked By Hired Assassins As He Kills One (Graphic Photos) by iukpe: 2:51pm On Jun 21, 2018
sexdoll:
when your time never reach; e never reach.
My brother, this country and these days, these times, these things tire me!!!!!!
Kidnapping, armed robbery, ritualism, domestic violence, drugs, cultism, scammers, tribal violence, political killings, terrorism......etc
Wonder why man, the most intelligent creature God made is inevitably heading for self destruction.
TravelRe: Saudi Arabia’s Team Plane Catches Fire In Mid Air by iukpe: 11:44pm On Jun 18, 2018
Imustreturn:
Thank God ooooo no death
Just a minor technical malfunction my friend! smiley
SportsRe: Angry Fan Set His Nigerian Jersey On Fire (Photos, Video) by iukpe: 4:35pm On Jun 18, 2018
ifymadu:
He must have bought the 350 naira fake version of the imitation on traffic. I’m sure that’s why he could burn it.
Its a fake jersey, the original doesn't burn so easily.
SportsRe: Angry Fan Set His Nigerian Jersey On Fire (Photos, Video) by iukpe: 4:35pm On Jun 18, 2018
Rukkydelta:
Na the #2500 own na make he fit burn am grin
Its a fake jersey, the original doesn't burn so easily.

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