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I already wrote Mukina and the Romance section moderator. I'm sure that as soon as they read their mail that they will come and stop this person (Le Ostrich poster)that is going about hurting others. Please please let nobody talk to him again or pay his posts any mind, his mission is simply to hurt others so don't let him hurt you okay.

Please can somebody that can find time on their hand, write Mukina and tell her about the Le Ostrich young man so that they can wipe out his disgusting vomit off this mature thread. His mission in Nairaland seems to be abusing young women, i saw a thread where he copied in the picture of a monster and was insulting an innocent young lady telling her that that is what she is. His mission here is to insult everybody, his heart is dark and he needs to be wiped out of here before he makes people unhappy.

Carmelion if you are reading can you search for mukina's profile here mukina2 and pm/send her a mail giving her this thread link so they can delete his disgusting stuffs.


Okay I will quickly do that one time and also talk to one or two moderators about him.

I don't agree that last borns are always spoilt. My only sister is the last born and that young woman is amazing in wisdom, maturity and composure.
Yeah, my other siblings complains that she collects money from everybody (all our siblings)and enjoys herself and comes back for more but she is the one holding down our family right now doing all the mama stuff, taking care of everybody including my sisters-in-law when they give birth and need much care. She is even stronger than me, you can put heads together with her to make excellent decisions and when momma passed away she was the one even comforting me. She is the last born but isn't spoilt at all.

As for firstborns, yeah they are always too serious and always getting in your business and giving you that "Diokpara/firstborn" authority attitude. Lol

Please hope they got saved biko? Any good news for us?

sunnshyn: Ok, its my free day today and its friday..

I'm stooling...typing this sitting on the toilet bowl...(I wonder what I ate)he he he he he

So, been lying in bed, random thoughts flying through my mind...

Mom calls me with updates about my friends in Lagos getting married each saturday, she's not talking much, but she's saying a whole lot...*sighs*

So, I'm trying to define in my head what my Ideal man would/should be...

I'm strange and weird like that, especially going by the kind of physical 'whatever' I'd love to see in my man..lol

Allow me list a bit of them attributes..

*Little bit of round belly(6 packs and d likes are just not my thing)

*Receding hair-line (ha ha ha) I love my man with a little bit of baldness! Didn't I warn you I was weird from the start?

*Lefties (Jeeeez! I love left-handed men) can't explain why though

*Nerdy-looking men (No really, I can't stand the bad-boy looking kinda men! Puleeese! Wear prescribed glasses, and I'm all down!

*Calm-talking (loud and everywhere kind of men? no! no!)

*Non-confidence: Now, let me explain this a bit, if a guy comes to me bursting with lots of confidence, I'll be instantly put off and on guard...so just come with a little bit of shyness(I'm extremely shy) and I'm down..lol

Yes, now u have it...just random thoughts sha, I'm done poo-ing...lemme clean up, would be back!

N.B: You may bash this thread and the poster, but please don't move this to the front page, cos we have lots of poo going on there already don't add this to them...!!

sυηηshyη™

This sunshynne lady dey funny-o-o. So how do you expect us to chit chat with you while you are doing number 2. Jeez girl!

Chinwem: Op I can relate to some parts of your post
My mum used to call me and do the same thing to me

I love my man chubby, bespectacled , with a quiet confidence and he's definitely not a parrot

It's ok to ask , cuz you ll receive
(in prayer, in person, apply caution online)
I remember I was asking some time back
Now I have him and I thank God for him
I wish you nothing but the best ok

Happy for you there Chinwem.

@ Carmelion

Sweet girl.
You know I once read some of your post and wondered why the guys are not seeing well enough to simply sweep you off your feet . Do have a day full of good for you and don't mind that Simayanki boy. Don't let him get to you, okay Baby? Hugs to you.

Alleluiah for the new pope!
Hey, somebody should tell the new pope to start allowing reverend fathers and sisters marry and let abstinence be strictly left for priests and reverend sisters that truly want to practise that. This is for some of these priests to stop shaming the Roman Catholic church with their s*exual exploits while hiding under the cloak of priesthood/feeding fat and having the church sponsor their lifestyles with church money paid in by the poor in offerings.

I don't care who doesn't like the sound of this, I bet the se-xual shame by some of these priests got too much for Ratzinger's poor shoulder and the man decided that he has had enough. Ouch!

Facebook "likes" says a lot about a person same way one can deduct some bit of personality type from what people write in some posts in nairaland.

My facebook likes are mostly of my favorite musicians, inspirationals, music studios, WWE, some social shows, Fashion houses. These I like very much.

Reasons why we shouldn't go about bullying one another.
Anita the actress handled this kind of situation better, she was traumatized when her pictures leaked to all and sundry but she held on and laughed at her detractors at the end.

I read about a suicide /murder case in the newspaper yesterday and realized that a little bit of unhappiness is not good at all in the heart of a human being. A husband and wife with two children had a disagreement, wife packed up and went home to her parents. Husband went to beg, she refused to come back. He went home and out of frustration and unhappiness killed his two children and killed himself. Wow! At his burial, his brother was so unhappy and mad at him for bringing everybody unhappiness and as the man was being lowered to earth, know what his brother did? He angrily fired shots of bullets into the air and went on to fire shots at his dead brother in his coffin.http://www.iriefm.net/news/headline/man-shoots-casket-trelawny-murder-suicide-father . Police came and now he has a big issue with the law.

Moral lesson we shouldn't allow one another sleep over bits of unhappiness in their heart. The little bit of unhappiness in a wife's heart caused a chain of events that affected the lives of others. A little bit of unhappiness in the heart of this poor lady caused by whoever spread her n*aked pictures caused the loss of her life (that is if this story is true). I even learnt a lesson too from all that and will make sure I don't cause any unhappiness again to my fellow human from now on.

ijebabe: Lol, you no well

I know you are smiling and feeling good so don't act up as if you didn't like being called a celebrity.

carmelion: you are welcome doll ,you might also want to take to simiyakis advice. Believe in yourself,be confident(we have been saying that here).

You are still a darling Carm doll.
Some other person would have been quarelling down the roof at Simayanki, he better return here quickly and apologise to you before he ceases to be my favorite poster in the thread lol.

MsDarkSkin:

he does kinda look like some ghanaians i know.
in fact a lot of edo ppl i've seen (online anyway) could pass for
a GH. That's just my opinion anyway.

Inukwamnu! (See me-o-o) see this our Jamo wife don even sabi how ghanaians and Edo people dey take look.
I've told you to hurry up and come home to Naija for good.

missblanche: This is one of the reasons i never get to share my feelings with anyone especially when i'm down because instead of the help you look forward to,all you get are harsh words and insults hauled @ you,can't believe i have tears in my eyes already,that just hurts more..you all have a nice day.

Cheer up doll, I'm sure these people will return to the thread and make up. Don't let these get to you, don't even shed tears over this okay Baby? Hugs to you.

simayanki4real: --------
@miss blanche: look your best but be moderate about everything but most of all be mindful of places where you would get such unwanted attention. Be confident about yourself, don't be perturbed about people's perception of you & am sure there's a space in someone's heart big enough just for you to fill.

Do take this post seriously. It has a wealth of stuff loaded therein for you.

missblanche: Whenever i hear the word "marriage" my heart just skips a bit and get filled with fear,love is a very complicated issue for me,i remember when my aunt was about 31,good job,a car but no man but she was the sweetest person i know,she would cry every night because no man was coming,funny enough a man came along,when they got married,it was war,it was as if they never loved each other,that made me terrified,she has two boys but i'm still scared because i don't think she got married because she loved him..its even scarier for me because i look like an 18 yrs teenager and the funny truth is that i'm close to 30..each time i go out...i get approached by small boys and its so f..king annoying and then really old guys come along also and i wonder what da heck is wrong with me..everyone says i should be grateful for my body including my dad and sometimes i feel the body is not helping..

@Miss Blanche
I think that you should take Carmelion's advice over dressing and getting hairdos that don't spell out your petiteness, I understand the angle Simayanki was coming from in saying that you should be yourself but I also know that it is the feet that wears the shoe that knows where it pinches it. I had a school mate that is petite and you will always see her hanging on an "akpola/shoes with tall heels" and you can't blame the poor lady that wants to look a bit tall biko. My youngest brother is looking around for a lady to marry and has introduced a young lady to I and my sister and we advised him to be sure that he really really likes her before proceeding with marriage, this is because we noticed that he always adds a "but" when talking about her and says something like "she is Petite" but she's still nice---which shows that he is wishing that she is bigger.

Now for a young man like that that wishes for a woman that isn't petite, i won't advise him to go for a petite person so that he doesn't end up not feeling very proud of her someday or even making a young lady feel worthless because she isn't as huge as he preferred his wife to be. . At the other hand, there are people that appreciate a person without minding that she/he isn't all that tall and huge etc so being petite doesn't mean that it will be hard for you to find a mate. Wear all the high heels you want, dress to look huge all you want----(you are a lady and i understand how that feels) but don't let the petiteness knock down your self esteem. Go ahead carrying yourself good, your prince will still love you and your size when he arrives. Just check out this Shaq O'neal giant and his girlfriend(hope they are still together sha), did you see how much taller and bigger Shaq is than that lady? Do you also see how lovingly he bends down to love that woman good? Aw-aw-aw-aw, isn't that lovely?

ichidodo: @simayanki. The thread is basically for the ladies but the fact that they allowed us to flex a little does not mean we should disrespect them. They are our babies,sisters,wives and mothers. As a 'baba' u definitely gat skills,that last thing i want is for u not to be involved here,u just have to be humble that is all. So please on behalf of simayankibaba the OGIDIOLU II of all feminine issues conflictin man,i would like to apologize for hurtin the delicate sensibilities of any dollander involved especially to blanchiedoll, carmidoll,metchetra and etchetra. So, baba u suggestin i keep it cool as regards to the issue at play?. Aight then i will, thanks for everything.

That's sweet of you Ichidodo, you are already apologising for him. Good gents we've got here.

Whew! It wasn't nice that Mr Simayanki's nerves got touched on and he blew off and spoilt all his good and wise write-ups here. His posts showed that he got irritated at first, controlled it and when he couldn't hold it anymore blew off.

I noticed his very very wise posts for the first time and had to go back to read his other posts in this thread. I give it up to him, that young man is a whirlwind. Intelligent and open minded. He has a sound mind. I am even trying to match make him off to somebody right now, seriously! . I am working behind the scene, talking to the nice lady right now. Lol .(Had to think of somebody else for him because he isn't a match for me & I also saw a thread where he is searching ). I am serious about that, we all have to be our sister's and brother's keeper and not come here to open hands for the Lord when we can help others initiate things .

Simayanki pls when you return to the thread do be a gent and apologise to Carmelion and Doncolio. I understand that we can't all like one another very much or agree with the view of all, there is also a tendency for people with strong characters to disagree sometimes. I don't agree 100% with all of Dailynews view but I still appreciate some other sides of him which he displays here and which appeals to me. To me he isn't perfect like all of us but I won't insult him or throw acidic words at him because i disagree with him. I disagree respectfully.

@Chinwem
You have a mail at your "alliswell" email account.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IvTyGdR11o

Nothing lifts the heart close to God than this my song, share in the experience.

ijebabe: Yup, both Nigerians with studios in VI

Ije Ije, the celebrity herself.
You sabi all the movers and shakers of Naija.

There 's a serious need for an enlightenment campaign that teaches these ignorant persons that human body parts does not work out money.
Ignorance is making people like this go about killing others.

A society that has ignorant persons like this (with heart covered by darkness in the belief that human body begets money) is not safe at all. People will keep getting killed and butchered like this. In some parts of the world, you will not find a soul that will be s*tupid enough to think that human body parts produces money. Nobody gets butchered for money making rituals there. This is real disgusting. Whose brother/son/sibling was cut up like that kwanu bikonu? I refuse to look at that monstrous picture again in Jesus name. Amen.

The father in law had the groom in tears. Touching!
The man is deep rooted indeed.

I liked this Nogede music bad when I heard it in Naija, I have been searching for it in youtube but didn't see it.
It isn't even sweet to listen to here. If you listen to it beaming loud from a good sound system, you will trip.

Video is kinda chaotic but I looooove the "Malo Nogede" part of the song.

@Ije
Is Iconic Invanity a Nigerian Designer? I will check both designers out. Designing business always interests me.

ijebabe: Hehehe, yup there were 2 designers and I don't know who designed which dress. They are EJIRO AMOS TAFIRI and ICONIC INVANITY. I think II designed the print cos they do alot of prints and ankara. Very lovely.

Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

sageon: Sometimes, you have cause to query the distinction we so much like to claim exists between humans and animals-this is one of such.

Pound for pound-violence and hate, affection and friendship-we may be no more different as we love to think.

I wondered so too, I mean these videos and pictures we see nowadays in NL are mind blowing.

ddeola: Hmm,let's hope he doesn't get hungry. That's when people will see the difference

ogugua88: [size=13pt]I don't have any experience with this issue, so I may come off as naive. If I were in your position, however, I'd notify the boyfriend as soon as possible. Let him hear the news from you. Tell him the results of the alleged investigation and tell him how much you love him and how much he means to you. Then, ask him what he thinks of it. If he loves you unconditionally, he should be willing to overcome backlash from both of your families and weather storms with you by his side. Unconditional love is hard to find though, so you should prepare yourself for another outcome, which may be that it does matter to him and he doesn't want himself or his family to be "shamed".

I'm very much against the Osu caste system and I'm always shocked to hear stories of it still occurring. It's 2013. Whatever the outcome is, you should be confident in who you are and remind yourself that ancient traditions do not dictate who you are nor make you a lesser human being. Good luck.[/size]

Perfect, girl. Perfect!
Especially the aspect of her not allowing it bring her self worth down if things end up not working out.

@Poster
It is left for you and your love to decide how far the love you have can run.
I read the story of a royalty and his princess wife who is a commoner and how both of them had to wait for some thirty something years to get married to each other because of issues surrounding the position of the man in the royal family. Whatever happens in your case always remember that it is God's report about (you and who you are) that you should believe and not the report of others who think less of you. I wish you luck there.

My baby boys thinking big. Lol
I have read about two naija stuffs on oil blocs for the past two days and have been thinking "oil blocs" too. #Dreamthinz

biolabee: Thanks i have been wanting to post this since before they say sth else
The black thin sliver makes it look like a cleft in her buttocks
Not nice...

Your "not nice" is dependent on the occasion and environment. I haven't seen any designer (whether foreign-o, undersea-o,oversea-o-o ) accentuate that body part of a woman like that with a design. The designer did a big work of art. Such design may not be appropriate for a dress I may want to wear in public but when used on such wears like women's night wears, bedroom wears/negligees and stay-at-home casual wears or even evening gown for a dinner out with that special somebody , it isn't a bad idea. I mean such designs worn at the right place, for the right person, at the right time is nice in my book. Thank you! Smile!

Hey! I am seeing Ijebabe on the thread, Ije pls do you know the name of the designer of that dress we are talking about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9PlVtXd-0&feature=player_detailpage

I saw this second video and went "Oh my God" again.
The way that animal uses its fore legs to hug while nuzzling as if it's pecking had me wiping a string of tear again.
I thought lions and tigers are all "ferocious/tearing of flesh" and that nobody must get close to them, seeing this very tender side of them is amazing and touching.