Politics › Re: One Of The Party Should Please Summit My Name For President Adesegun Musiwa by Iyineda(m): 5:33pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
How the fvvck did this ret@rded thread make it to the home page?? And it's sub-mit not sum-mit. Geeeeeez. |
Politics › Re: Uganda Gay Rights Activist David Kato Killed by Iyineda(m): 7:33pm On Feb 01, 2011 |
*Passing by an incredibly hateful thread* |
Romance › Re: s by Iyineda(m): 7:45pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
OP: There is this Nigeria lady here in Gorton, Manchester (Yoruba Lady), very beautiful and sexy, she has a great body I must admit, she is built the way only we Africa and Caribbean men want and can appreciate, I will call her the BODY, I have know her for like two (2) months now and we are very close, she lives alone and work also, most times we kiss and do lots of nasty things, but she refuse me to bed her, she just refused despite my pressure and good looks (AM CUTE, BELIEVE ME).
Well I lied to her just this week that I have got a job at Hilton Manchester Deansgate hotel in Piccadilly as a floor supervisor, I told her this information by phone and when I went to her house later that evening you won’t believe it, she had on a short see through skirt, small top and it was OPEN sesame (AYAKATA), I enjoyed myself with her BLACK BODY, we had good Sex and went three (3) round, I have also borrowed £650 from her and am living the good life, I hope I get a good job in Manchester before she finds out am not working (EVERYONE ON NAIRALAND PRAY FOR ME). https://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz123/Icegaze88/udontsay.jpg |
Family › Re: Husband Slapped Me Over An Argument by Iyineda(m): 7:41pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
OP: Last night, we had such an argument over sexual matters where I felt that I can not sleep unless he resolves and does what I needed him to do and hence I kept asking him to make an effort but he kept telling me he is too tired to do anything now and we should wait till morning. So I was shaking him to keep him from sleeping and ended up frustrated enough to force him to have intimacy , the force did not work and he got angry and became more rigid and ignored me endlessly and finally he said he will hit me if i did not let him sleep now. He twisted my arm and that made me angry and I kicked him a few times when he said that he will go out of the house and I told him he should and that his anger is not going to resolve anything, this time his anger will end everything and he is too selfish to consider my feelings. This was when he slapped me and called me some names. I was too shocked and I slept outside and I have been thinking of leaving him ever since, He still does not think he did anything wrong, just keeps saying that I made him slap him by not letting him sleep when he needed to and that he does not enjoy it but has to do it to stop me , I think thats crap since there can be no excuse for slapping somebody, Should I leave the marriage right away? https://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz123/Icegaze88/___.gif |
Jokes Etc › Re: Hon. Obahiagbon After Losing The Acn Primaries: by Iyineda(m): 7:36pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists Based In Nigeria by Iyineda(m): 7:31pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
I know I probably shouldn't be replying to this thread because it doesn't concern me but whatever. . .
I was born in Nigeria. I was raised in a Christian (Anglican) home. I currently live abroad. And I am agnostic. Not an atheist but agnostic.
And I am one of those who strongly believe that religion/dogma is destroying society, especially in Nigeria.
The first person I told about this was my mom, when I was in my late teens. Now, my aunts and grandmother are aware about me and all believe I'm going through a phase. Oh they couldn't be more wrong. |
Politics › Re: Sanusi Presented With Central Bank Governor Of Year Award by Iyineda(m): 12:22am On Jan 07, 2011 |
Proud. |
Culture › Re: Non-nigerians Pls Identify Urself Here. Let Us Into Ur Beliefs/cultures/traditions by Iyineda(m): 6:16pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
Some great reads. Good to see people taking this thread seriously.  As for me, well, I'm not sure if I qualify as a Nigerian or a non-Nigerian. I left my home country, Nigeria, before I turned 11. I've been living in France ever since. I am half British but have never lived in the UK. Some Nigerians tell me I'm too French and not Nigerian enough. The French think I am well integrated but I don't feel (entirely) French. Quite confusing really.  |
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Romance › Re: Would You Dare? by Iyineda(m): 11:09pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Would You Add Your Dad On Facebook? by Iyineda(m): 11:41am On Dec 13, 2010 |
Personally, I didn't have much of a choice when my dad asked to friend me on fb.  He's the kinda guy that makes it difficult to say no without you looking suspect. lol I'm also friends with my momsi. But that was consensual.  Anyway, I don't have any issues with my dad being an fb contact. I have nothing to hide from him. |
Celebrities › Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by Iyineda(m): 7:10pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
lolMr Cork. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Arrested In Uk by Iyineda(m): 6:56pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Must this thread be named "White Corruption" in the home page list?  *smh* |
Romance › Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Iyineda(m): 4:46pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
- "Honey, your flat tire just bought you a ticket to my flat."
- "Girl, wait! You have something in your eyes. *keeps staring at the chicks eyes* It's beautiful."
- "Do you know how to use a proper pick up line? *the girl is like WTF o_O* "Because I don't." *the girl laughs and thinks the dude is cute and funny* |
Forum Games › Re: Describe Yourself With One Word by Iyineda(m): 6:44pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Awesome.  |
Family › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Snake In Umuahia by Iyineda(m): 6:11pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
great1: I just read this post, and I gotta admit that I believe this story for one main reason. Because a similar situation happened to someone I personally knew. and what happened was that, after a series of prayers and fetishes at the C& S church, the live creature vanished into a live chicken that was used as part of the cleansing. When they cut the chicken open, they found a milipede inside. This person I knew had similar symptoms of pain all over the body. they felt like something was moving all over their body too, It is wierd event, but poo does happen. https://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz123/Icegaze88/ryoma.png[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=541176.msg7075088#msg7075088 date=1288845301]EVERYTHING IS A MIRACLE IN THIS COUNTRY. Are we sure we're not talking about parasitic worms? Sorry for the explicit pictures.[/quote]Dude that shiit is gross. Take those pics off. |
Family › Re: C-section Versus Natural Childbirth by Iyineda(m): 7:36pm On Oct 31, 2010 |
My mother had 4 C-sections. I'm still baffled at how much my mum's body could endure after all that.
Anyway, to answer the OP's question, I'd say natural birth is always the best unless for medical reasons it isn't safe to proceed that way. Only then would I think of a C-section. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Mermaid (mammy Water) Found After Tsunami (pictures) by Iyineda(m): 12:10pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Prayed For Nigeria Today? by Iyineda(m): 12:04pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
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Family › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Snake In Umuahia by Iyineda(m): 11:51am On Oct 30, 2010 |
She liked it.
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Celebrities › Re: Finally: Genevieve Nnaji To Appear On CNN connect by Iyineda(m): 12:53pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Genne is gorgeous. Really one Naija celebrity that I appreciate for her work and booty.  |
Romance › Re: Do You Still Want To Be In Love? by Iyineda(m): 12:48pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Love is a word that continuously loses its meaning.
I've never been in love; merely infatuated with a select few that were very present in my life at a time. |
Family › Re: What Can I Do? My Husband Spanks Me! by Iyineda(m): 11:59am On Oct 27, 2010 |
kabukabu50: Never seen so many retarded religous zealots in one post before,no wonder nigeria is so backward. I feel your pain.  |
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Family › Re: What Can I Do? My Husband Spanks Me! by Iyineda(m): 8:15pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
If it isn't consensual then that woman is being abused. It's the same thing as punching her in the face. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Doubters Of God And Hypochritical Christians Pls Read. by Iyineda(m): 2:31pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
alexleo: How foolish some atheists reason. You people responded in your usual foolish way. You failed woefully in your foolish belief. I dont engage in foolish arguments with foolish atheists. ---------- You are an atheist heading down the highway of hell. Again the greatest foolishness is when someone who claims there is no God comes into a section where people who worship God discuss. And to worsen your foolishness you said i should stop posting. If you like keep posting foolishly. https://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz123/Icegaze88/umad-1.png |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Chalenge For Huxley,kay 17,ogaga4luv And Other Atheists And Satanists by Iyineda(m): 11:46am On Oct 23, 2010 |
For long we have witnessed a long argument between those of us who are serving God and those who claim that there is NO God. Now lets simplify this matter now and settle it once and for all. I hereby challenge all those atheists and satanist who say that there is no God to do just this one thing if they are 100 percent sure of their stand. If you are sure that your stand is right then say this- GOD IF YOU EXIST AS THE CHRISTIANS WANT US TO BELIEVE , THEN LET ME BE BLIND FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS FROM NOW. Make sure you write it here so that all of us can see that you actually said it.
I pray God to respond to you immediately so that you may know that he truly exist. That you may know that the earth is the Lords' and its fulness thereof. That you may know that he reigns all over the earth and that he so love the world that he gave his only beggotten son that whosoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life and that you will turn to him and worship and serve him in spirit and in truth. That you may also spread the testimony of his supreme existance here and yonder In Jesus name I pray. AMEN. He is the God of the whole universe, without him was not anything made that was made. He is our creator. He is my life and my salvation. I love God. May God give you this experience that you may serve him and make heaven at last, in Jesus name I pray.
pls note, this is not a joke. lets settle this matter once and for all. All the glory goes to no other person than the Holy Trinity now and forever more. AMEN. The floor is now open for those of you who are sure in their believe that God does not exist to respond accordingly. Failure to do so will only mean that you truly know that God exists but you dont want to acknowledge it. [size=18pt]DECEIVING YOUR OWN SELVES[/size]. https://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz123/Icegaze88/umad.jpg |
Christianity Etc › Re: Doubters Of God And Hypochritical Christians Pls Read. by Iyineda(m): 11:41am On Oct 23, 2010 |
alexleo: "CITIZEN IN HELL" SONG
This is the most UGLY and frightening song you will ever hear! If it doesn't scare you then its because you're SAVED or you're REPROBATE! To record this song I had to pay a great price, it nearly cost me my life as I got a glimpse of what Hell was like for eight hours. As I heard a song sung in Hell RIGHT NOW by a fallen Man, a preacher that never came back to the saving grace of YAHUSHUA Messiah.
I saw a unclothed man covered in flaming worms that cannot Die! He turned to me and heaved a deep sigh as flames surrounded him and he sung this song in an emotionless voice! A voice that held NO emotion only the pain and torment he was in! Flaming WORMS that looked like Snakes! were crawling in and OUT of EVERY OPENING OF HIS BODY! His EYES, EARS,NOSE, FRONT, REAR, I repeat EVERY OPENING! without getting graphically gross here! The screams yet echo in my mind as I am writing this down! The rich man in the bible who went to HELL told God if he would just send a man back from HELL to warn others his brothers of the torment in Hell they would not want to come there, they would live differently! But God said even if he sent someone back from HELL, few would listen and take the warning seriously! Few would believe! In this end time how many has the LORD allowed to see Heaven and Hell to be brought back to life to tell of the Horror!
Dr. Eby is one of them. Dr. Maurice Rawlings is another! And now Rev. Sherrie Elijah who praise GOD I didn't have to die but in a vision so real! its like I know the man and grieve for that man! I met in this vision is warning you now, those who mock and laugh at YAHUSHUA(Jesus) hear the lyrics of this song and although I can't give it all to you, know this if you MOCK and LAUGH again this was your LAST CHANCE! For your heart is hardened and God said this song was the LAST CHANCER'S Last Chance! If this does NOT scare you NOTHING will until you Taste HELL for yourself and then its too late!
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Here are a few lyrics from the song:
Flaming worms crawl in, flaming worms crawl out in the belly button and out the mouth! In the front and out the rear! In the eyes and out the ears! We scream for mercy yet NO one cares or hears! Red hot pain in my blood rivers of feces, lava, vomit and blood it looks like a flood! Flames everywhere yet they cast NO light! All I have is every kind of pain, terror, torture and fright! I am a Citizen in HELL!
This is the first level of HELL the other levels there are NO words to tell! Hell is so hot it boils the flesh off my skin how do I describe the HELLISH pain I'm in! I'm so thirsty yet I 've not even urine or tears to drink! And OH my GOD how this HELL stinks! AHHHH, I am a Citizen in HELL!
There's NO water of any kind not even sweat to cool my brow, I know from Hell I will never be set free and demons curse and mock me! I scream to God to help me! Yet he does NOT hear! Instead the voice of satan laughs and jeers! HaAa! There's NO GOD and there's NO mercy here! I have torture, terror, and Damnation and every kind of FEAR! But there's NO GOD HERE! Hahaha!
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I am reminded how God in his mercy gave YAHUSHUA(Jesus), his Only son to suffer crucifixion for my sins and on a cross he hung! Just so from HELL I would be free and satan would have NO claim on me! But I refused YAHUSHUA's blood to cover my sins I wanted to live my own life so I denied him! I know I have no one to blame now forever I 'll. live in satan's evil domain with every kind of torture and shame! Wanting to die but forgetting there is no death thinking it will be better tomorrow but forgetting I have FOREVER left! This is what its like to be a CITIZEN IN HELL!!!
Where the Horror is so gruesome! NO tongue can tell! Everyone who is coming here will have to dig to their own level before they die! And that is how deep your sins are piled up high! But beware the greatest of all sins is the REJECTION OF YAHUSHUA! One torture room to the next what seems like your worst nightmare is ONLY satan at his BEST! This is what its like to be a CITIZEN IN HELL!!!!!
I pray Dear Holy Spirit in YAHUSHUA's(Jesus) Name, let NO ONE reading this go to HELL. Compel them to come NOW and say the salvation prayer and then confess it before others. Holy Spirit as the song is anointed I am counting on you to anoint this page also with your convicting power and save souls so no one reading this or saying the salvation prayer will become CITIZENS IN HELL! Instead let US rejoice as their names are written in the Lambs Book of Life and they decide to be CITIZENS IN HEAVEN! For those of you still NOT convinced READ ON. But beware this may be YOUR last Chance!
The Bible says the Holy Spirit will NOT always strive with man. Today is the day of Salvation, tomorrow may be too late. There is hardly anyone in HELL that is NOT praying to GOD for mercy. But there is NO more mercy! Your Reservation is being made now while you yet live, will it be Heaven or Hell? Its your Choice!!!!
By Apostle Elisabeth Elijah Nikomiab https://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz123/Icegaze88/lolchrist.gif |
Christianity Etc › Re: So Which Is The True Religion? by Iyineda(m): 11:29am On Oct 23, 2010 |
Not all beliefs are false. **I've always had a strong conviction/belief that elephants fly in the US, though without any concrete proof to fortify this notion. I actually visited the US last week and I saw flying elephants**. Was I wrong all along? No. It's called true belief. I actually visited the US last week and I saw flying elephants [size=16pt]I saw flying elephants[/size] [size=26pt]flying elephants[/size] https://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz123/Icegaze88/udontsay.jpg |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by Iyineda(m): 2:27pm On Oct 20, 2010 |
OP said: pls people tel me,because i dont understand why women open their mouth while applying mascara
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