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Christianity EtcRe: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Iyineda(m): 2:05pm On Aug 10, 2010
"Best Spot In The Land of God Church" - Apapa.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Korea Friendly Match [1 - 2] by Iyineda(m): 11:32am On Aug 10, 2010
^ A. Eguavoen.
Christianity EtcRe: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Iyineda(m): 9:41am On Aug 10, 2010
'Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen' - Abeokuta.
Christianity EtcRe: Three Things God Can Never Do ? by Iyineda(m): 5:41pm On Aug 09, 2010
^ Riiiight. cheesy


[size=4pt]Oh I love these boards.[/size]
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Another Man by Iyineda(m): 2:46pm On Aug 09, 2010
OP must consider a novelist career. I really want to know what happens next at the end of the post. smiley
































But seriously,

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Christianity EtcRe: Three Things God Can Never Do ? by Iyineda(m): 1:49pm On Aug 09, 2010
nopuqeater:
God can never die, even for a moment.
[. . .]
God can never be executed
God can never be hung
Way to repeat yourself. undecided
There, let me help you:
- God can never be shot with a gun
- God can survive a crash
- God can never OD
- God can take a punch from Chuck Norris and live, etc.


nopuqeater:
God can never have a baby, child male or female
Jesus laughs at you.
Christianity EtcRe: Three Things God Can Never Do ? by Iyineda(m): 1:35pm On Aug 09, 2010
1. His MISTAKE was to create an imperfect Man which has led to many wars and deaths.

2. He doesn't need to lie. Last I checked the dude lives on his own. He must feel lonley after all these years centuries millenniums.

3. If he is a "jealous god" that means he has rivals, competitors with superior intelligence. Hmm, I think you're on to something. Probably explains why he had to send Jesus down to this world to intensify his campaign of the greater ego.













[/sarcasm]
Christianity EtcRe: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Iyineda(m): 1:24pm On Aug 09, 2010
^ This thread has been owned by the above post.  cheesy cheesy grin grin
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.

"Munitstrys; bamitism".

I dey ground.
Christianity EtcRe: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Iyineda(m): 1:20pm On Aug 09, 2010
'House of Jehova's Padawans' - TransAmadi, PH.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Really Exist? by Iyineda(m): 9:02pm On Aug 08, 2010
frebike:
note:please give your answers with realistic [size=14pt]proofs[/size].
Topic failed right thar.
FamilyRe: Is The Fight For Equality Ruining Marriages by Iyineda(m): 8:58pm On Aug 08, 2010
There is nothing like equality in marriage: either the man is the head or the woman is. But I think the proper arrangement is the man being the head.
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Jokes EtcRe: Female Bashing ~ by Iyineda(m): 2:41pm On Aug 05, 2010
Thread has potential. cool
TravelRe: Nigerian Embassy In Italy Is A Shame. by Iyineda(m): 2:03pm On Aug 05, 2010
uyakachi:
I DONT KNOW WHY MOST PPL IN NIGERIA FAIL TO EMBRACE THEIR CULTURE AND LIVE WITH IT . EVERY BODY KNOWS THAT THIS IS[b] OUR TRADITION[/b] .WHY ARE WE COMPLAINING. THE WAY WE DEY DO SO, NA OUR OWN STYLE, ABEG FORGET STORY
You make me want to puke.
SportsRe: Germany vs Nigeria [2 - 0] @ U-20 Women's World Cup Final by Iyineda(m): 2:47pm On Aug 01, 2010
Number 3 and Naija goalie should be taken off SHARP SHARP.
SportsRe: Germany vs Nigeria [2 - 0] @ U-20 Women's World Cup Final by Iyineda(m): 2:46pm On Aug 01, 2010
Number 3 and Naija goalie should be taken off SHARP SHARP.
RomanceRe: Open Relationships: Would You Have One? by Iyineda(m): 1:06pm On Jul 24, 2010
Dude, do as you please. So long as you both are on the same wave length about the issue of "open relationships". In fact, I believe it can be a real test to see how strongly you care for each other. wink

All the best.
Christianity EtcRe: Would You Lie To Save A Life? by Iyineda(m): 3:33pm On Jul 20, 2010
damilola15:
I have told too many lies. One of them must have saved a life.
/ thread
Christianity EtcRe: Would You Lie To Save A Life? by Iyineda(m): 9:35am On Jul 20, 2010
I would lie to get me some tasty KFC so 'wouldn't be a stretch for me to lie about SAVING a m'fvcking life!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Motivates You? by Iyineda(m): 10:57am On Jul 18, 2010
1. My family's support;
2. People who inspire me;
3. Knowing how lucky I am to be where I am and with such opportunities in life;
4. The taste of success / earning the respect of my peers.
SportsRe: Fifa World Cup 2010 All-star Team Unveiled by Iyineda(m): 3:23pm On Jul 16, 2010
This should have been the team of the tournament:

                           Casillas

                  Puyol              Juan
Maicon                                            Lahm

                      Schweinsteiger
                Sneijder           Iniesta

        Mueller            Forlan            Villa



Maicon is miles ahead of Sergio Ramos, even in this world cup. Ramos was judged only by his last 2 games. Maicon was Brazil's most consistent perfromer (even in the loss Vs the Netherlands).

Oezil is just a hair short to making the cut. Iniesta had a very good outing and was very decisive till the end so. . .

Subs: Stekelenburg; Ramos, Pique, Lucio, Coentracao; Annan, Xavi, Oezil; Messi, Klose, Suarez.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Thierry Henry Quits The French National Team To Sign With Newyork Redbull by Iyineda(m): 3:18pm On Jul 16, 2010
Merci pour tout, Titi!!!!


Good luck in the US. smiley
CultureRe: How Do You Define A Nigerian? by Iyineda(m): 1:51pm On Jul 16, 2010
I believe that it all comes down to 2 ways of defining where a person comes from.

- What that person feels most like (a citizen of his country of origin or where she/he grew up in)
- What the person is legally considered to be (passport)

I was born and raised in Nigeria for a good 10 years then we moved to France. Since then I've been living in France. Nonetheless, I feel more Nigerian than French. But when I came back to Naija for the holidays I was told that I behave and look nothing like a "typical" Nigerian - oh, and I cannot understand/speak Ibo (my mum) nor Yoruba (pops), so I guess that doesn't help.

So yeah, technically I am Nigerian (passport), I feel more Nigerian than French (upbringing, values) but apparently I don't have the Nigerian mentality.

I hope that somehow helped, OP. grin
FoodRe: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Iyineda(m): 1:35pm On Jul 16, 2010
How this topic made it to the home page bewilders me to unfathomable depths.
SportsRe: Calling Lionel Messi The Greatest Player In The World Must Stop! - Pele by Iyineda(m): 11:52am On Jul 16, 2010
Katsumoto:
It is ironic that you can use one poll to support your argument but ignore the same poll which does not supportt your original argument. For the benfit of others, here is the poll for player of the century.

World - Player of the Century

1."Pelé" (Brazil) 1705 (Edson Arantes do Nascimento)
2.Johan Cruijff (Netherlands) 1303
3.Franz Beckenbauer (Germany) 1228
4.Alfredo di Stéfano (Argentina) 1215
5.Diego Armando Maradona (Argentina) 1214
6.Ferenc Puskás (Hungary) 810
7.Michel Platini (France) 722
8.Garrincha (Brazil) 624 (Manoel dos Santos Garrincha)
9.Eusébio (Portugal) 544 (Eusébio Ferreira da Silva)
10.Robert Charlton (England) 508
This would be my list:

1. Pele
2. Maradona
3. Zidane
4. Beckenbauer
5. Cruijff
6. Ronaldo (Lima)
7. Platini
8. Di Stéfano
9. Puskás
10. Eusébio

By the end of his career, Lionel Messi will be in the top 5 of this list. Cristiano Ronaldo would be lucky to make the top 20 list.
SportsRe: Did Stanley Okoro Played For Rangers From 2005 To 2008 by Iyineda(m): 11:42am On Jul 16, 2010
[s]I heard he was born in 2003. No wait, that was his 7 year old son. How old is S. Okoro again?[/s]

Hurr.
SportsRe: South Africa 2010 - Your Verdict by Iyineda(m): 2:01pm On Jul 15, 2010
^ A HUUUGE fan. grin

They were the most entertaining team to watch. I don't know why they decided to hold back against the Spaniards. I already know which teams I will be routing for come Euro 2012 (France and. . . Germany!).

Oezil, Mueller, Kroos, Khedira, J. Boateng. A formidable football force in the making. smiley
Music/RadioRe: Nigeria Entertainment Awards 2010 Nominees List by Iyineda(m): 12:13pm On Jul 15, 2010
Go Nneka!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Where Are The Dead, Do You Know? by Iyineda(m): 9:50am On Jul 15, 2010
Where Are The Dead, Do You Know?
- In their graves, slowly rotting
- Incinerated with their ashes either in a cookie jar or somewhere else on Earth
- In the morgue used as dummies for science
FamilyRe: Punishment You Hated As A Child by Iyineda(m): 2:27pm On Jul 14, 2010
Koboko lashes on the tip of the fingers.
FamilyRe: I Want To Name My Next Child "fabregas"! Please, What's Your Honest Opinion? by Iyineda(m): 2:23pm On Jul 14, 2010
Zizou. Call him/her/it Zizou. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Is Everyone Born With Original Sin? by Iyineda(m): 12:19pm On Jul 14, 2010
. . .

The good thing about this section of the forum is that you don't need to waste your time building a time travelling machine to go back into the past (say 2nd-3rd century A.C.).
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is A True Man Of God? by Iyineda(m): 10:09am On Jul 14, 2010
Who is a true Man of God?
A man who tries too hard to behave like sheep.

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