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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:33pm On Mar 27, 2023

BlueRayDick:
Na wa o. So what do the governors now do with the allocation they collect monthly? Chai!

[color=royalblue]I don't know oh

Everybody just dey enrich themselves and their families[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:32pm On Mar 27, 2023

afrodoc2:
Oh so you want to break your fast in Taraba. Jalingo babes won't know what hit them.

[color=royalblue]Celibacy, doc grin

Celibacy[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:22pm On Mar 27, 2023

afrodoc2:
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Taraba, Taraba, Taraba every day. Is Gold Circle cheaper there?

[color=royalblue]I am practicing celibacy now, my doc

You should try it too.[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:21pm On Mar 27, 2023

raumdeuter:
Another town in Bayelsa you mean? or another state in Nigeria
Wetin you plant for that Taraba wey you wan go pick

[color=royalblue]Another state oh grin

My mind just dey that Taraba. I think i need to ask myself why grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:21pm On Mar 27, 2023

Theflint1:
I'm targeting 250-300 litres, I work from home, so whatever I'm storing would be primarily to fuel gen when devices are down and at night. One of my neighbours said he's going to store 1000 litres, have another that always stores fuel throughout the year, scarcity or not, and he has at least 15 jerrycans. Store according to how you use....

[color=royalblue]Please be very careful with how you store these fluids

Abeg oh.

It is dangerous[/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:17pm On Mar 27, 2023

raumdeuter:
Cool, At least you have travel to Bayelsa off your bucket list

[color=royalblue]Yes oh.

I was glad i did. I may eventually visit another town in Nigeria again in few months

But Taraba remains the goal[/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:16pm On Mar 27, 2023

[color=royalblue]If PMS and Diesel would end up at almost the same price, then Diesel powered equipments should be preferred.[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:14pm On Mar 27, 2023

BlueRayDick:
Based on ur mini physical tour to and fro Bayelsa, why do u think the state is poor? I saw a report online that says Bayelsa got the third highest allocation behind Delta and Akwa Ibom between 2020 and 2021.Yet the state has the least population out of the 36 states in the country.

Is it that they just have bad leaders who are not committed to develop the state or it's practically impossible to bring developmemnt to the state due to its topography or what?

[color=royalblue]Bad, bad and bad leaders.

Infact, while passing Yenagoa to Otuoke, i didn't even know when i started cussing GEJ under my breathe.

There is nothing i saw that could bring economic bloom in that state. They have agriculture prospects though, but then....

All the towns i passed (Kolo, Imiringi, Nembe) nothing dey there. Just road and thats all.

The creeks are quite difficult to access, but then at least they should have basic amenities. The community i went to had an abandoned health care centre. [/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 2:28pm On Mar 27, 2023

raumdeuter:
izzou are you back in civilization abi you don dey burst condoms for East West road?

[color=royalblue]I came back on Sunday morning

I got to Yenagoa around 6pm, and i continued my journey to Lagos

Got to Lagos around 5am[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:28am On Mar 27, 2023

afrodoc2:
LOL. You don't know her record as commissioner, yet you want her to be made Minister of Health because she has fair skin and was twerking on stage during campaign?

[color=royalblue]OasisX na my guy, but when i see some of his posts sometimes, i conclude that this guy must be mocking the people in Nigeria

You no know person portfolio, but you dey hope make she be Minister of Health because she "cook for BAT".
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 7:32pm On Mar 25, 2023

Ibime:
So you never see Mangrove before

[color=royalblue]I never see am before[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 3:06pm On Mar 25, 2023

Roland17:
Testimony time! Blessing time!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 2:58pm On Mar 25, 2023

[color=royalblue]So, I made it out the creeks grin

The burial stayed longer than expected. Finished around 12, then went to see the family (make o register my presence)

Got a boat out for 2k. The one yesterday obviously scammed me of 1k angry

While we were going, we saw a JTF boat, and the boat driver immediately told us to raise our hands up. He slowed down and we did. They waved and we continued.

He said if we didn't show our hands, they can open fire on us without warning.

While we were going, his fuel finished, and we had to wait for another boat to give us fuel.

Abeg, what tree has this kind of roots?[/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:15am On Mar 25, 2023

raumdeuter:
Adventure don taya you? You no even get Mungo Park spirit

Honestly when one travels you get to appreciate the world more and some thing you take for granted in your area

[color=royalblue]Adventure don tire me oh grin

Nobody dey accept transfer for here. Strictly cash, and i no blame them. The closest bank here is the capital. Spending almost 5 hours to and fro just to withdraw 10k is somehow (asides the transport)

I no fit sleep sef. Thank God for Glo. The other networks no get Internet access here.

6 more hours to go grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:17pm On Mar 24, 2023

Ibime:
I would advise you to spend the night than ply that East-West road after the funeral. Make Ahoada and Ndoni boys no turn you to corpse or kidnap victim. That journey na day time journey only

[color=royalblue]Yeah. I can't leave now even if i want. You can only leave through the boats, and they have closed.

When I came, i used the East-West road, entered Kaima and exited at Yenagoa junction

I heard tomorrow is Sanitation, so movement starts by 10am.

I would try my best to leave this creek and get to Nembe before 10

Take a bus to Opollo junction, and take another to Yenagoa (Agofure Motors)..

Tomorrow, i must enter Lagos abeg[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:08pm On Mar 24, 2023

raumdeuter:
There are some places I travelled to in Nigeria that I will wonder to myself that if something happen to me here, No one will even trace me there and Otilor be that

I went to Escravos Bonny etc we dey enter town to go shop for "softwares" for Finima that time wey militancy dey hot

In Bauchi I don go one village wey be say na Okada f 3hrs dey get there otherwise na 9-11 lorries on Tuesday and Saturday(Market days)

That yellow jerry can shey na Gbola be that

[color=royalblue]I saw the real picture of ABJECT POVERTY.

Bringing development to this community is a challenge. I am not justifying the misappropriation by the government, but this place is a challenge

They dont have good water. I trek almost 2km to buy Coke.

We dey see bad governance and we dey complain.
Some people no even know wetin be governance sef.

My eyes have seen! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 7:08pm On Mar 24, 2023

pocohantas:
What do you need a car for?
But person wey go make me cross water on that canoe. Hmm! Even if na husband, e better make menopause meet me o.

Itsrm:
This person must be really important. God know say I no fit do this kind waka for anybody.

[color=royalblue]I went on behalf of my family

The late man was very important to my family, especially my late dad[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 6:57pm On Mar 24, 2023

pocohantas:
Indeed traveling is a form of education. When you travel, you won’t want to pursue anyone from Lagos. Neither would you form unhealthy stereotypes about people.

raumdeuter:
Them say water no get enemy, But me and water no like ourselves

Anytime I dey on top water I go dey fear say if anything happen na finito be that. When you reach middle of water and the drivers change am for you

Travelling can be sweet sha

[color=royalblue]I actually wanted to experience it, but omoh...I dey shiver like this.

Nobody has a car here. How you wan take drive am? That okada in the picture was the only one i saw

Rain fall and e still dey fall. 9pm na Wakekeeping service, but i fit just go sleep.

As soon as dem lay am to rest, I am running for my life.

Let there be sunshine tomorrow, Lord![/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:43pm On Mar 24, 2023

[color=royalblue]So, i travelled to Bayelsa state to attend a burial.

At first, i thought it was Yenagoa, until I got to know it was 2 hours from the capital.

Omoh, Nigeria big pass as you take see am.

So the ceremony was to take place somewhere in Nembe local government.

I reach Nembe, dem say make i find my way to Nembe Jetty (NDDC)

The journey continued on water oh. 3k for Speed boat without cover. My blood pressure rise.

Spent about 45 minutes on speed boat in the creek. My first time of being in the creek.

Omo, rain just begin fall. Beat shege comot my body.

Couldn't take pictures, make my phone no fall inside water but mhen...What an adventure[/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 11:41am On Mar 24, 2023

[color=royalblue]Ughelli Time[/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:39pm On Mar 23, 2023

DontBullshitMe:
Pay recommendation fee.

[color=royalblue]Lol

I'll be on a trip to Yenogoa tomorrow.

It is either the audio of Narcos is blasting through the bus speakers, or the audio system is shut down

I don't want to hear any Igbo song or Lucky Dube mix.

angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:06pm On Mar 23, 2023

[color=royalblue]This Narcos makes sense, walahi
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:32pm On Mar 23, 2023

DontBullshitMe:
I didn't finish HTGAWM and Suits. At some point, they were just going around in circles aimlessly. Nah vex I use dump them.

The Good Wife remains my best Legal series. There was a political dimension to the story, they didn't just focus on Law.

[color=royalblue]I just started watching Narcos, according to your recommendation.

It looks good, so far.[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 2:51pm On Mar 23, 2023

DontBullshitMe:
Abia is doing better economically than all the 19 Northern states individually.

[color=royalblue]This is an exaggeration. [/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 1:48pm On Mar 23, 2023

[color=royalblue]Maybe it is Karma, maybe it is destiny, maybe it is anything

But i would go to any length to save my child.

Ekweremadu just responed like a father. I no too condemn am.

In Fashola's voice, "May our ~~loyalty~~ conscience never be tested".[/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 11:44am On Mar 23, 2023

larride:
You just got litted up. 😂

[color=royalblue] grin

No kind war wey Managing Partner no go cause[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:31am On Mar 23, 2023

Donjazet2:
What genre do you prefer??
If you like philosophical movies. Movies with deep messages, watch midnight mass.

Financial\corporate dramas; Succession and billions.
Comedy; the after party. Wonderful Mrs Maisel. Young Sheldon.

Law series you just can't get wrong with, though older; How to get away with murder, suits, Boston legal. Better caul Saul.

Crime drama; Criminal minds.

[color=royalblue]How to get away with murder is starting to bore me, abeg.

Suits remain a classic for me. I should go back and watch Harvey, Rachel, Mike and Louis Litt grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:30am On Mar 23, 2023

[color=royalblue]Happy birthday GloriousGbola.

God bless you[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:25pm On Mar 21, 2023

stxrlight:
How are your gifs showing na? 🥺🥺

[color=royalblue]Copy the gif link

Enclose it with the image header

It will show[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 11:00am On Mar 21, 2023

larride:
Pain me say that red cap fraud disappoint me.

Wey I don Dey plan how to turban you with that red cap 😡

[color=royalblue]A fraud is a fraud.

Ill never stop saying that[/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:56am On Mar 21, 2023

chrisooblog:
As it stands LP only looks sure of winning one state in the governorship can we say we overestimated the Obi wave?

[color=royalblue]I think I'm exhausted from discussing politics bro.

No vex[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:50am On Mar 21, 2023

Nezzjnr:
Cool

Has he left the business??

[color=royalblue]I don't know oh

He is into Car flipping these days (From his WhatsApp status)

But he is very okay. We talk once in a while, especially when i need information on cars[/color]

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