₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
The videoing.

[color=royalblue]But he was the one that carried the cameraman there na

See the quality of the video....Top notch

Dem even subtitle the prayer sef

TB Joshua has always loved attention. No be today [/color]

Ishilove:
And who is videoing? This is so wrong

[color=royalblue]What is wrong?

The videoing or the praying? [/color]

Mayor555:
The 24hours work time would be achieved when the whole pandemic is over.

Like cities should start learning how to work at night as against daytime. And when the pandemic is over, night activities won't be a strange thing any longer.

Shey you get?

Like testing the waters, Testing the microphone... You get like that?

Carshopper:
A system that comes alive at night- I believe that's what he means... the city that never sleeps...

[color=royalblue]Ohh. Okay
I understand now

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Carshopper:
I think suggestion is worth discussing...

Let's break the indices one will be needing for this to operate

[color=royalblue]I've not understood him yet. Still trying to get the point

Help me clarify if you can[/color]

Felicity0001:
Yes boss!

Think about a 24hrs economy where companies and industries are allowed to work round the clock.
Boss this will give rise to a lot of job creation and opportunities, people will start doing 2-3 jobs. A lot of advantages comes along side trust me.

This was the dream of Gov fashola then and what he really meant with the word "mega city"

[color=royalblue]If you restrict people from moving around for 12 hours, how will companies and industries work for 24 Hours?

I'm sorry, but I haven't understood your point yet[/color]

[color=royalblue]Bon anniversaire [/color]

Felicity0001:
To me the best way To relax this lockdown is restrict movement from 6am to 7pm them people can be free to move at night, this will gice rise to a 24hrs economic system Gov Fashola has always wanted to make happen. And after this whole pandemic is over you will see how major cities like Lagos, FCT, Oh and a few others become a centre of attraction to foreign investors.

With this idea Gov will do their best to make elextricity available, street light a must and security a major thing.

We need to start thinking outside the box and start appreciating the advantages and disadvantages that come along this pandemic.

[color=royalblue]Wait....Let me understand what you just typed

The best way is for the government to restrict movement from 6am - 7pm, and allow movement from 7:01pm - 5:59am?

Is this what you meant?[/color]

[color=royalblue]Go and do a National Identity card and put the date that is on your WAEC certificate

Then you can submit that as a means of identification[/color]

icon02:
You are an ungrateful soul and you don't deserve forgiveness.

If they accept you again, youll do the same thing.

Life is a matter of choice. The circumstances around us is a consequence of our choices.

Enjoy the life you have chosen.

I don't like to sound this way but I just have to tell you the truth.

[color=royalblue]She was 17. Raised up without proper parenting, and you expect her to make the right decisions at that age?

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Mynd44:
To those who asked for the lockdown to be lifted, I hope you all know your silly pressures has now brought us here. You will be using ankara facemasks while the government officials use N95.

Now it is up to your immune systems and insha Allah

[color=royalblue]They roasted me alive on that thread on Sunday

Buhari's speech yesterday had only one major point: YOU ALL ARE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON[/color]

[color=royalblue]Some mistakes are very costly in life

While I do not blame you for switching sides, you shouldn't have disrespected her to the extent of slapping her and calling her barren

Just go back to their house and beg. Whether she slaps you or not, it doesn't matter. If she locks you out, sit at the doorpost and beg...Women can be more compassionate than men(in some cases)

But what about your dad? You never mentioned him[/color]

[color=royalblue]I'm sorry, but why is abortion coming into the picture?

Shebi you both love each other?
Shebi you both are planning to get married?

So why do you want to abort the baby? Abi dem never lift lockdown for Una area.

As a lady, if you are in a relationship, never ever get pregnant for a man who has not wifed you yet......to avoid a story like this [/color]

larride:
Lockdown extended for 1 week in Lagos, FCT and Ogun.

Kano locked down effective immediately for 2 weeks.

[color=royalblue]How we wish they'll obey it [/color]

sexylassie2:
i meant their services

[color=royalblue]I think they should [/color]

Carshopper:
Lai lai ...no be uber fares oo ... na Estate package ... pick from a particular estate (pre-booked)

[color=royalblue]I for fear[/color]

sexylassie2:
The question now is

will uber and taxify open doors?

[color=royalblue]Lol

Anybody could touch the door handle while the car is parked or in traffic

The best bet is for the rider to tell the driver to disinfect his handle before you touch.

Make Una no kill driver with responsibility abeg [/color]

Eizenburg:
Who are Buhari’s advisers?

How do you suspend the lockdown and enforce an 8pm to 6am curfew in Lagos. How would that work. Would offices close by 12 noon? With the crazy traffic in Lagos. The virus no Dey waka before 8pm ni?

[color=royalblue]Brotherly, I laughed when I heard that. That's the major challenge for Lagos

Some Businesses will have to open by 10am because of that.

Make we dey watch sha[/color]

BAZ001:
But I dey watch channels Tv na presidential task force dey talk I no see Buhari?

[color=royalblue]Na NTA I watch

Baba dress for white agbada. But this time, him sit down

E be like say leg dey pain am from the last two standings [/color]

Carshopper:
Abeg Lagos island, idumota and tejuosho market go open? Asking for a friend

[color=royalblue] Hahahahahahaha

I no know oh [/color]

Carshopper:
Good music to my ears...make I get ready my sienna

[color=royalblue]Abeg no use Uber and Bolt rubbish fare for that Sienna na [/color]

nitigriti:
You people are tempting me ooo.

[color=royalblue]James 1:14 KJV

But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.

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BAZ001:
Abeg president don talk or na still expo?

[color=royalblue]Yes bro

4th of May for Lagos, Abuja and FCT[/color]

chillex8:
Lockdown lifted.
3rd of May. Here I come

[color=royalblue]Was it Jubril El Sudani you listened to? [/color]

Carshopper:
Work starts Monday ... 1week extension ...

[color=royalblue]Yeah. I actually meant you were right

He said movement is from 6am to 9pm

Hmm. Na better surge go dey by 6am oh [/color]

Carshopper:
“Based on the above and in line with the recommendations of the Presidential Task Force on COVID nineteen, the various Federal Government committees that have reviewed socio-economic matters and the Nigeria Governors Forum, I have approved for a phased and gradual easing of lockdown measures in FCT, Lagos and Ogun States effective from Saturday, 2nd May, 2020 at 9am.

34. However, this will be followed strictly with aggressive reinforcement of testing and contact tracing measures while allowing the restoration of some economic and business activities in certain sectors.

35. The highlights of the new nationwide measures are as follows;
a. Selected businesses and offices can open from 9am to 6pm;
b. There will be an overnight curfew from 8pm to 6am. This means all movements will be prohibited during this period except essential services;
c. There will be a ban on non-essential inter-state passenger travel until further notice;
d. Partial and controlled interstate movement of goods and services will be allowed for the movement of goods and services from producers to consumers; and
e. We will strictly ensure the mandatory use of face masks or coverings in public in addition to maintaining physical distancing and personal hygiene. Furthermore, the restrictions on social and religious gathers shall remain in place. State Governments, corporate organisations and philanthropists are encouraged to support the production of cloth masks for citizens.

36. For the avoidance of doubt, the lockdown in the FCT, Lagos & Ogun States shall remain in place until these new ones come into effect on Saturday, 2nd May 2020 at 9am.”

Forwarded as received from a concerned worker

[color=royalblue]Na Monday Baba talk

But your info is as correct as a leaked Waec question paper[/color]

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BlueRayDick:
Dokpesi's son tests positive to COVID-19. Hope Buhari won't extend this lockdown laidis?

[color=royalblue]With the way Nigerians are agitating, I'm sure the lockdown would be lifted, or partially enforced

With a poor healthcare system, na God hand we dey

May God protect us, so dem no go use us do Covid-19 statistics[/color]

[color=royalblue]Verbal Autopsy

Hmmmmmmm[/color]

jaymejate:
I thought global warming suppose to be burning them down

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hu.gif

[color=royalblue]E don dey sweet you, ba? [/color]

[color=royalblue]Another captain will definitely take over the ship. It's a no brainer

That's not our headache now. Covid-19 is[/color]