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@ Somze,

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Against the run of play.
Van Perise SCORES

Anutha save from Lehmann.
I think Donald ruined it for Ajax.
The negro is just playing shit.

Nah. . . . . . . . . .
Can't be a penalty.
Kolo Toure was immense and on the ball clean.
It is the best defensive piece of play i have seen in this match.

84th minute . . . .
Ajax is beginning to play lik Arsenal/.
HUNTELAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, WHAT A SAVE?
JENS LEHMANN is the goalie of the tournament. What a save from Klaas Huntelaar.
Dayyyyyyyum.
Huntelaar is DEADLY.

You call what is happening here exaggeration?
In the Premiership, 5 players would have been red-carded tonight.
Those tackles and tantrums are yellow cards for Mr Poll or Bennett.

Back to footie . . . . .
What a tackle by Toure to stop Huntelaar in the box.
Arsenal had 3 chances a moment ago and they wasted it. What a stop by Ajax's goalie.
Nobody can take good shots. They wana pass their way into the net when Ajax is not West Brom FC.

Eduardo's chance? Ohhhh my days . . . . . . Van Persie missed.
Eduardo's tenacity and pace worries me. He looks promising and good enough for the prem.
Ooooops. . . . . .Van persie just kicked someone's chin. Accidentally? YES.
Arsenal will lose the title if this match ends in 0-0.
Reyes(prodigal son) and Luis Garcia are in the stands waiting to lift the trophy should the match end 0-0.

Wenger should have subbed RVP.
He is too temperamental.
Thats the only obstacle between him and becoming a world-class player.
He needs an anger management session with Dr KIT.

This Referee is a poof.
Eboue should have been sent off with this tackle.
What the fucck is the ref thinking?
bleeping Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Ref has lost it.
Get ur RED CARDs out.
Clichy was hacked down in a dangerous tackle and the Ref couldnt even be bothered.
Arsene Wenger is throwing fits and almost fought with the Ajax manager.
This is getting interesting. This is more of a beef match than a friendly.
The kicks are flying everywhere. Where's Wazza or SCHOLES when u need a match like this.

Arsenal looks jaded.
Gallas seems injured and the pace of the game has slowed down.
Arsenal has failed to produce the same fluency they had at the Emirates stadium.
The Ajax little' boys are playing an expansive brand of football covering the length and breadth of the pitch.
However, Clichy and Van Persie have been impressive.


Ooops Colin just won a free-kick at the edge of the box.
This cld be a goal. Sniejder is poised but . . . . . . . . . .he missed.
Arsenal players are diving . . . .Denilson is the latest culprit as Gallas, Eboue and RVP have all been guilty of what we all accuse Drogba of.
Ajax 0-0 Arsenal.


Ooooooh my days,
Arsenal has taken their area-boyish attitude to Ajax again.
There's been a brawl involving many players like what happened against Chelsea in the carling up.
Why must the gooners always fight when they dont get their way in football.
The Ajax defenders are making RVP sweat for every ball and he's not having any joy in the last 10 minutes.
He's been booked and he is a minute away from being sent off if he continues throwing tantrums like a bitch.
I think the gooners r frustrated.

I will remind u when the goal pops in Wenger's net.

The style of play is disgusting.
Too many touches. Even the ever deadly Rosicky has been infected with short-short passes.
No forward movement and Eboue is just a cock-head while Van Persie just dived to win a free-kick on the edge of the box.

Ajax and Arsenal have started their duel in Amsterdam.
The game is so pacy and Arsenal is passing their opponents to the hilt.
Can this style of game ever change with the gunners?
Taking 40 touches to score a goal.

The gunners have to win to lift the Amsterdam trophy.
A score draw will ensure Ajax winning and a goalless draw will hand over the trophy to Athletico Madrid.
Which way is this one going?
My spider sense says Arsenal will LOSE.

Ronaldo compared to Henry?
Negro pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
Luiz Ronaldo is miles BETTER than Henry.
Its like comparing Messi to Theo Walcott.

Can y'all buncha fuckeries shut the fucck up?
If u r gonna go wiv Chelsea then y'all should fucck off this thread and let us be.
Bloody Hell!!!!!!!! Ur wankstaz make me sick.

BLOODY HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop this WAR.
Vieira and Somze?
Kitaun also joining the kizzack?

I got some few Brazilian chics as pals in the past.
Dayyyyyum, they are the hottest chics on the planet.
Le Chacal might have to travel down to the Copacabana beach one of these days and feed the eyes.
Heard it is anutha world down there.
With a few couple of grand in GBP, u will like like Emperor Haile Sellassie.

@ Rikkyjen,

Trust Le Chacal to know that.
Its EVIL but i think we learn the bad things quicker than tha good stuffs.
Filho Da Puta simple means SON OF A LovePeddler/BITCH/TART.

I kinda pity Jose Mourinho.
He wont have his full arsenal on Sunday and he will be quick to mention it should he lose.
Remember how he moaned about Terry and Cech throughout last season.
Man Utd lose SCHOLESY for half a season in 2005/06 and i cant remember Fergie ever mentioning it as the reason why we lost the Prem title.
Ruud was injured for 6 months in 2004/05 and no one mentioned anything or made excuses about it.
Jose is a MOANINHO. He moans, whines and cries everytime things dont go his way.
He is a bloody IRRITANT.

London City is buzzing already.
City under seige because United boys are coming to town.
Who can save Chelsea? I really don't know.
My only worry is Van Der Sar who concedes goal faster than a LovePeddler suck cocks.

The defence should do a good job as Chelsea only plays one way.
Throw a long ball to Drogba and expect him to half-turn and fizzle a shot into the net.
I expect Vidic to handle him well this time around, the poor bastard was lucky at the Cup final.

The midfield is where i expect the fireworks and that is where the battle would be lost or won.
I don't want to see the Gambian turkey(O'Shea) anywhere on the pitch. Scholesy + Owen will do for me.
If Scholes ain't fit then i expect Carrick and Owen. Fletcher is also a possibility as he plays with passion.

The attack should be clearly Rooney and Giggs as SAHA is still nursing an injury of 8 months.
Ferguson must be shagging SAHA's mum. He should have been sold instead of Rossi or Smithy.
Really don't know why that plonker wears the number 9 shirt for United.
I also expect Nani to make a cameo appearance and show us what he's got.

If the boys play up to 80% of their ability then i expect United to win.
Anything less than that will clearly be a disaster as Mourinho will want to prove a point.
Losing on sunday don't really mean shit but it will be a psychological blow for Man Utd to lose back to back matches to Chelski.
My prediction: Man Utd 2-1 Chelsea.

UP UNITED.

@ Rikkyjen,

Ssup dawg?
Where the hell have u been?
Even ma GPS can't locate u as u were off the radar.
U knw what? Gimme ur co-ordinates so i can always locate u.
How prepared are u for sunday?
Chelsea's gonna get whupped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,

Stop sounding like a human-mutt.
I have heard all that before in the past about what and what Arsenal will do.
To be honest, i think gooners are generally LOUSY and sometimes over-estimate the potentials of their players.
Y'all niggas should pipe low and let the CHAMPIONS do their thang.
UNITED RULES, others DROOL.
9 TITLES in 15 seasons is an achievement.
What can u say about ya club? 3 titles in 15 seasons?

@ J-K,

Its a female.
The male LIGER is permanently sterile. They CANNOT produce Semen.
This is where GOD is greater than MEN.
A liger stands 12 ft and weighs about 1000 pounds.
The biggest lion stands 8ft and weigh 600 pounds.
Spot the difference?
In the documentary. . . . . . .the trainer opened his mouth wide and its known the LIGER can swallow 4 human heads at a time or maybe 15 baby heads.

@ Ruudie,

Check my PROFILE.

@ J-k and Ruudie.

Its the best transfer news this year . . . . . . .I quite agree witcha.
Some people nearly bet their clitoris on Nairaland that the deal will never materialise.
They still have the gall to stand here and spew excreta,i wonder why some people have no shame!!!!!!!!
Anyways, the future is BRIGHT but Wazza and Tevil look like midgets in front of goal.
Imagine TEVEZ + ROONEY + SAHA(fit) in the attack line.
With Tevez, Man Utd will have the most UGLIEST, most RUTHLESS, most[b] DANGEROUS[/b] and DEADLIEST front line in Europe.

@ J-K,

Its celebrations galore in the city of Manchester.
Tevez has concluded his medicals and went to Carrington to meet his team mates.
He would start his pre-season training this weekend to be fit for the Reading match in August 12.
What a relief? Some idiots must be having fits now that the matter has been resolved.
Someone's weekend has been ruined with this news.
Kitaun nearly crashed his jalopy car on the 3rd mainland bridge when the news filtered into his ears.
Loyika is still fighting bouts of malaria since he heard last week and the bwitches of NL are having relentless PMS since morning.
What number do u think Tevez will wear? My spider sense says 8 or 21
J-k, whatchu think?

Can u lesbians take ur private matrimonial issues somewhere else?
Pls stop polluting United's thread with ur gossips.
Why can't u lasses use ur common sense and stop violating this honourable thread.
Anyways, common sense ain't common so i am not surprised.
Buncha TWATS.

@ Somze,

Touché
The gunners won't let us chill because they won a useless Emirates cup.
We are talking about winning the Premiership, UEFA Champions league, FA cup and the Carling cup NOT a shitty cup like Emirates.
I hope MUKS and KIT will not be counting this cup as their achievement in MAY 2008.
Buncha fuckeries and erm, erm, SCHMUKS.

@ Razorr,

I have told u to stop analysing football.
U will be better off selling diapers on the highway.
So O'shea. for tapping in a rebound, should be commended for handing United 3 points.
How dumb does that sound?
What about Van Der Sar for making daring saves to preserve a clean sheet.
Rio and Vidic for making sure the defence was impregnable.
Ronaldo for delivering a magnificient free-kick causing all problems for the Pepe Reina
Miss Razorr, it breaks ma heart to say this but everyone thinks u are a Arrow.

@ Muks
No one is saying Tevez will score 99 goals.
What we are saying is he wil be a good addition to the squad thus boosting United's chances of retaining the title.
Carlos is not even my favourite to partner Wazza.
I was gunning for Klass Huntelaar but i'd rather we have Tevez than nothing and depend on Razorr's boyfriend(UGLY Louis Saha) aka Mr National Deception.
Meanwhile, have u heard Bala Ezekiel is Razorr's step-brother.

@ Kitaun,

I can bet my mortgage on it.
Arsenal will not finish above Man Utd and Chelsea come May 2008.
Cup competitions like FA CUP OR CARLING CUP is a possibility but the Premiership is a no-no.
Mind u, if they finish 3rd, it will surpass people's expectations as it will be a major improvement in comparison with the last 2 seasons.

Secondly, The game at Anfield had nothing to do with O'Shea giving us the title.
It is a team game and John O'Shea scoring doesnt mean he handed United the title.
Your analysis in problem-solving is questionable. The whole team played a part in snatching 3 points at Liverpool.
Bizzare it might sound, United will lift the Premiership title again this season.
IT'S BEEN WRITTEN.


@ Razorr,
Your mind is fuccked-up.
Its been corrupted by a virus and shit makes ur eyes blurry and ur mouth runny.
Sometimes u sound like a human-mutt.
A month ago u were shouting, whinning and hollering TEVEZ wont join Man United but now u have been proved wrong.
In 10 months time, u will be wrong again after Man United lifts the title and Jose gets sacked.
U wanna bet?

@ Dr Kit,

I have told u times without number i'd be GLAD if Arsenal beats United home and away as long as we take the title.
The dynamics of the league has changed now and the winners of this head to head matches don't count anymore.
Arsenal had the most points in the matches played among the BIG 4 and they still finished 4th. Sounds irrational, innit?

What happens between Man Utd and Arsenal is very insignificant.
It is what happens after 38 games that counts and that is where i feel United has a slight edge than other teams.
United will go to places like Bolton, Liverpool, Everton and Spurs and take 3 points where Arsenal and Chelsea will fall like a pack of cards.
Football fans will tell u the victory United got @ Anfield was the CHAMPIONSHIP POINTS.
Arsenal and Chelsea took ZILCH away from there with huge deficit of goals. THATS WHY UNITED BECAME CHAMPIONS.
Tevez's addition AND the CHAMPION'S SWAGGER will be a big boost for Man United and will add to anutha breath-taking football from the DEVILS.
You can change boat if u WANNA. 

@ Timbros,

The season will officially start on Sunday.
All these games neither belong to last season nor this season and they are all UNOFFICIAL.
All the goals DROGBA and WAYNE ROONEY have scored in the pre-season games WILL NOT count to their goal tally at the end of this season.
They are preparatory games. Just like u have Prep exams to warm u up for the main examination.
Will your grades in the PREP EXAM count? duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


@ A-40,

If the pre-season games are a measure of the team's performance then
Arsenal will come 1st.  Liverpool will come 2nd
United will come 3rd and Chelsea will come 4th. Is that your theory?
I can clearly understand when people lack foresight but lacking common-sense beats me.
When Arsenal won the Amsterdam tournament 2 years ago, what became their position in the Premiership? 4th position.
They even had to cheat to come 4th that season because of what happened to SPURS.
In short, Pre-season games have no significant influence on what might happen in the Premiership.

christkid:
[i][/i] Am surprising that after spending so much money man u, can't beat the same inter arsenal outclassed in a pre season match. So Arsenal should not be counted out for lots of trophy's this coming season

The author of this thread is as STUPID as the thread itself.
Man Utd after spending so much money? Did any of the new signings even kick a ball against Inter Milan?
Why can't people reason with their brains and talk with their arse?
Anderson, Hargreaves and Nani were not even on the bench so what has United's summer spendings gotta do with the match?
Technically, according to the author, whoever wins all his pre-season games will carry on and win the league.  Yea right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep living in your fool's paradise.
Pre-season games ARE pre-season games. It is like a PREP-EXAM.
You can lose all your pre-season games and still WIN the title, You can win all your pre-season games and come 4th like Arsenal did in 2005/06.

@ Razorr,

The DIE IS CAST.
Chelsea will be SCORCHED to death on Sunday.
I saw your injury-ravaged team and laughed. This is not the team i wanted us to play but it still doesn't count.
10 of your senior team players are crocked and struggling to be FIT.
Talk about stage-fright. Everyone is scared of Rooney and Ronaldo and they are all reporting SICK to Chelski's medical staff.
No Lampard No Ballack and No John Terry. . . . . . . .The football gods must HATE Mourinho.

Razorr:
Tevez won't save your asses from this one.

Carlos Tevez(The Red Tevil) cannot play this match even if he had signed yesterday. He hasn't been training with team mates so he is exempted.
United's defence is still the best in the land as compared to Chelski's defence that conceded 2 goals to a lowly rated Rangers.
Fergie's boys lost to Inter Milan(ITALIAN CHAMPIONS) and it was a close shot . . . . . . .they got lucky and their goalie won the match for them.

Anyways, watch how United will destroy Jose's dream of claiming back the title.
Our new signings are up and ready to take the stage on sunday.
Anderson, Nani, Hargreaves and a new-improved SCHOLES are all rearing to go with the best 2 prodigious players in the land(Wazza and Ronaldo)
Where would Mourinho hide? I don't know.
The last time i checked, a shabby Liverpool team disgraced Chelsea(who had Sheva and Ballack)in Abrahamovic's presence at Cardiff last season.
What makes u think your fortune will change this season?


Mourinho is trying to heap the pressure on Alex Ferguson.
He claims because United are champions and are spending large amount of money then the pressure will be on Fergie to succeed.
Jose must be a novice otherwise he should know Man Utd has always been up there when it comes to spending money on players.
Veron and Ferdinand are classic examples so Mr Mourinho can tape it shut.

What Mourinho forgot is Ferguson is an institution. He really doesn't have to win the title again this season.
I don't know what will happen if Jose fail to cop the Premiership this year . . . . .He will be FIRED seems the likely option while Ferguson's job will seill be INTACT.
Heaping pressure on United? Jose and all his Chelski fans should know better that Ferguson is bullet-proofed to his nursery pressure.
Surviving 20 years at Man United is a humungous testimony to that!

UP UNITED.

@ Debosky,

It might take 5-6 weeks for Gilberto to blend because he is getting old.
Tevez will blend instantly because he is a young promising player and has played a full season in the EPL.
Carlos is not coming in fresh from space . . . . . .He is a premiership player and i don't really see any biggie in blending with his teammates at OT.
Henrik Larsson didnt wait for 6 weeks to blend and deliver the goods Why would it take Tevez a decade to blend?
That theory of urs needs to be checked.

@ Kitaun,
Why don't u pessimistic gunners zip it?
The last time i checked, y'all gooners were 21 points behind United on the league table and have had 2 barren seasons.
If u believe winning the Emirates cup or winning the Amsterdam cup guarantees the PREMIERSHIP title then u should book an appointment with your SHRINK.
The last time gooners won Amsterdam cup they came 5th 4th in the league. SPURS should have come 4th, Arsenal cheated.
A special complaints phone line has been created for u in case the season goes pear-shaped as USUAL. IT IS 0-800-10-10-10-10.
Thats 1-800(WON NOTHING-WON NOTHING-WON NOTHING-WON NOTHING)
Don't be deceived by the pre-season games plus the Emirates cup and the Amsterdam tournament.
Not every team takes this shit serious. . . . . . . . .so y'all should expect BAPTISM OF FIRE when the league starts proper.


@ Toshmann,
Alex Ferguson has spent 21 years as a Man Utd manager. You don't spend that long time in a country without exuding your own power and might.
Gabriel Heinze CAN NEVER, i repeat, CAN NEVER be a Liverpool player.
Rafa must be a dumb manager to think that kind of deal is possible.
It has nothing to do with Ferguson and Benitez. It's the tradition and the long rivalry between the 2 teams.
Is it not the same Liverpool team that made fun of the BUSBY BABES that crashed to death in 1968?
The same Liverpool fans who stoned Smithy's ambulance when he got crocked at Anfield?
C'mon . . . . . . Ferguson would rather get sacked than allow Heinze to join y'all scousers.
If u want Heinze . . . . . .Give us GERRARD, You IRRITANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIVERPOOL fans are the most moronic fans in the world.

Take ur pessimistic views into a cess-pit.
United won the prem last season without Tevez so tape it shut.
Besides, Tevez featured in thejust concluded Copa America so its not as if he had a dry summer.
What football action has Gilberto Silva or Leo Messi seen since Copa America? None.
So whats ur point? Tevez will be as dry as Baptista or Messi or Crespo?

@ Somze,

Where the heck have u been?
What gives on Sunday?
Who do u think will WIN?
My spider senses say its Man Utd on penalty shoot-out after 1-1.
What does ur church mind say?

WEST HAM IS READY TO RELEASE TEVEZ FROM CONTRACT.

West Ham are expected to announce tomorrow that they have agreed a deal to release Carlos Tevez from his contract and registration.


The move will allow the Argentina striker to pursue a move to Manchester United.


The agreement, which still needs to be formally ratified by the Premier League and Football Association, will see the Hammers paid between £1million and £3million in compensation.

The deal will also mean the settlement of the £30million lawsuit brought against West Ham by Tevez's agent Kia Joorabchian.

Talks today ended with an agreement between both sides and tomorrow the league and the FA should sign off the deal - Premier League lawyers have been kept up-to-date with the progress of discussions.

Joorabchian should then be able to try to sew up an agreement with United to allow the striker to join up before the start of the season.

In the unlikely event of either side having a last-minute change of heart, then the only other avenue would be a lengthy High Court battle and there has been an acknowledgement that that would be in no party's interests.

Manchester United have already indicated a desire to take Tevez on the same sort of loan package that saw Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano move to Liverpool last season.

That deal took some weeks before it was signed off by the Premier League but with that transfer having already been picked over by the lawyers, a similar deal for Tevez should go through much quicker.

The agreement with West Ham brings an end to a long-running and painful saga for the club that began when former chairman Terry Brown signed Tevez and Mascherano under banned third-party agreements last summer /



@ Razorr,
Where are you?
Tevez shall become a bonafide Man Utd player this weekend.
What a relief?

@ Timbros,

Stop displaying ur ignorance on a public forum.
The season has not started yet.
That is why the matches are called PRE-SEASON.
The season starts with Community Shield on sunday.