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@ Ruudie,

Thank U.
I keep wondering why Loyika's having erections over this issue.
Whats Loyika's business in Heinze/Liverpool transfer saga.
All this peops are scared of Man Utd's killer squad and they r pissin their pants off.
Without a doubt, the present squad is better than last season's.

So many varying options can be used and u can never tell how the gaffer will lay his team down.
Tevez + Rooney upfront have been applauded by some football legends but there are limitations to it.
The limitation here is the HEIGHT FACTOR. United will be blunt aerially but it don't really matter.
I cant remember Wazza ever scoring with his head for Man United but thats where the buck stops.
The duo will be massive pit-bulls for any defence and i cant wait to see Carlitos in a red shirt.
Its tingling my spine already.

UP UNITED.

@ Razorr,

Sorry ma ass.
How can i be sorry for speaking the TRUTH.
UlehJ knows i am 99% accurate with ma findings.
Let him come n defend himself.

@ Ulehj,

You are a Petroleum and Gas Engineer and you're boasting on a public forum?
My take home pay in a day is MORE than your month's salary.
You think i don't know u just finished your NYSC service and just looking for a job.
NLNG called u for an oral interview and u failed woefully? 
Wondering how i know so much, i got private eyez watching ur sorry ass hustling to pin a job down.
You are still a jobless rat trying to get a job as a Physics teacher in a government-owned high school in Nigeria.

I know ma roots, fool.
Nigeria is where ma roots are and i am proud to be YORUBA.
Talking about ROOTS, How can u know your ROOTS when u don't even know your Dad.
You could be from any of the 36 states in Nigeria.
The only thing u know about yourself is u are Nigerian and thats final.
I am sorry for your bleak future.

@ A40,

Bloody hell!!!!!!!!!!!!
So u are still alive? I thought u chose SUICIDE as an option when the truth was revealed to u by Le Chacal himself.
Are u this shameless? I thunk u was gone, belt tied around ur neck in ur bedroom naked
Anyways, since u are still here . . . . . .Lemme give u some dose of cyanide.

How can ur gay ass feel sorry for me when ur CHILDHOOD is a negative example DAD'S GONE CRAZY.
Tell u what? Does ur father still rape u when ur momma is on her PERIOD?
U need to call social services and report the abuse u suffered as a kid that made u MENTALLY DERANGED.
How anyone can be this rational after what u suffered begs belief or was it consensual?
A deranged kid that suffered so much abuse and has taken BESTIALITY as a hobby is feeling sorry for Le Chacal.
I reckon u enjoyed being taken in the ass by ur Dad all the while, didn't ya?
I got a suggestion. Lets do a swap: Your mum for my Labrador.

@ Razorr,

Don't push someone to his DEATH.
The negro thinks he is thick.
Apparently, he's been bossing his way in the JOBS and POLITICS section of Nairaland so he expects SPORTS to be a piece of candy.
I wld send him back to the HELL he belongs to.
The self-servicer even claims to work in an OIL COMPANY.
Since when did Nigeria Oil Companies start hiring RETARDZ as their employees?

Empty Barrels make the loudest noise.
U work in an oil company with this your use of English Language? Try Mourinho signing Obasanjo as a Chelsea player.
Besides, working in an OIL COMPANY means Zilch. U could be a company driver or an Office Assistant.
Whats ur salary cap? 20k a month? U are a mongolian idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oil workers in Nigeria dont have this time and space on the net to talk bollocks.
Ya IP address has pinned u down to a Cybercafe in Oshodi.
Oil worker my ass.

U will make NL HELL for me?
Your whole DYNASTY/PEDIGREE/FAMILY TREE put together cannot shift me.
U are such a tweek and who wld blame u for being a CRETIN.
When kids grow without a FATHER FIGURE in their life, the outcome can be very devastating to the society.

Le Chacal is impotent? Is that what ur mum told ya?
I understand her bitterness but she shoulda at least told ya the truth that i aint IMPOTENT.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned so i will dismiss her heresies.

Ulehj, i know how this must feel to be told by a total stranger u have no Dad.
Sorry about the shocking news but as a man, i expect u to take it in ur strides.
Have u been told u have a remote chance(1/25) that ur father could be LIVING if the DNA test being conducted now turns positive.
Go to the Man Utd thread to read the full details . . . . . . . . . .

@ Sir Kay,

I am exhausted but the self-servicer keeps calling me out.
Why don't u direct your advice to him?
He is a pest but i have got enough pesticides in ma kitty and i wont hesitate to unleash.
Trust me, i can never run out of CHEMICALS.

ULEHJ needs to go to a cybercafe to use NL.
He will soon run out of money and resources to keep up.
His frequent visits to the cafe can be alluded to the fact that he just got paid his salary.(its the 1st week of the month)
Lets see what happens in 2 weeks time.

@ UlehJ,

We are not even sure the GEEZER @ Ikoyi Penn is your Dad.
It was a sophisticated and calculated Bleep on your Momma(she used to be a lap-dancer) some years back.
25 Armed Robbers were alleged to have attacked your mum in a night raid and 20 of em have been killed.
The whereabouts of the remaining 5 were unknown until someone identified a man at Ikoyi Penn as being one of em.
Paternity tests are being taken even as we speak to see if his DNA matches urs.
I implore u to go down on your knees and pray so that your biological Dad isn't one of the ones fell by MOPOL'S bullets.
Theres 1/25 chance your Dad is living and 24/25 chance he is a DEAD ROBBER.

@ Loyika,

Beckham wanted to leave?  Thats a FIRST.
David's love for Man Utd is greater than Ferguson's so don't even go there.
Beckham said he cannot even imagine playing against Man Utd so Beckham never wanted to leave.
Ferguson SOLD HIM to Real Madrid.

Wayne Rooney's loss of form centred around him not SCORING but his overall contribution was never in doubt.
He assisted in numerous ways to set up goals and we didn't really have an option last season than to play him.
ROONEY and SAHA were the only FIT strikers United had when Rooney was NOT IN FORM.
Smith and Solskjaer were all INJURED.
Do u know how many midfield players in Chelsea? Do the math.

No one is 100% perfect so i am not saying he is a SAINT.
What we are saying is he is closer to perfection than any other manager in the league.
His records speak for itself so i dont have to go down that lane with u.
WILL HEINZE PLAY FOR BRAZIL? U couldn't answer that question.
We dont do business with our RIVALS and we dont want to keep Heinze any longer if other clubs in Europe are interested in HIM.
Heinze should seek clubs in Italy, France or Spain or else he remains a United player.
Man Utd is now a privately-owned business so we can choose who we wanna do business with.
Liverpool had been idiotic in the past so we are not selling to them. PERIOD!!!!!!
Quick question: Why haven't Liverpool sold a player to Man Utd in about 120 years of English Football?
The only player that did so in 1964 was a United player going to Liverpool.
If Liverpool wants HEINZE they should give us GERRARD.
When Mourinho wanted Ashley, he sacrificed Gallas(Exchange is no robbery)

@ Ruudie & J-K,

Is it not shocking Stevie Gerrard got away for punching a Feyenoord player in the face at the Rotterdam tournament?
The same Gerrard and Mellor copped red cards @ Amsterdam tournament few seasons ago and the FA allowed em to get away with it.
If that was Rooney or Scholes??
Remember what happened last season?
Now stupid Mourinho will say Man Utd enjoy preferential treatment.

@ Loyika,

Why are u so concerned about this Heinze issue?
Ferguson/ Man United WILL NEVER let Heinze join Liverpool.
It goes way beyond normal transfer and the voyeuristic relationship between Wenger and Mourinho.
Liverpool had been uncooperative in the past when Ferguson tried to sign players from them so why should we let em this time around.
What part of WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND can't the SCOUSERS understand?
Ferguson has told Heinze to forget joining the Scousers and i concur.
Lemme ask this question: WILL HEINZE PLAY FOR BRAZIL?
If u don't like it . . . . . . . . .u can sue Man Utd.

You called Man Utd a bully for sacking Beckham, Stam(Judas), Keano and Ruud?
Its DISCIPLINE. We all know Beckham was treading the path of destruction when he married a spice girl and his status changed from a football player to a hollywood star. Keane had no business going on MUTV to criticise his fellow teammates. It is BANG OUT OF ORDER.
Jaap Stam? He is a bloody Judas, i don't even feel any remorse for his wigga ass.
No player is bigger than Man Utd and Fergie has proven that times without number unlike Wenger begging Henry on his knees NOT TO LEAVE after the 2005/06 season. How can a manager sink so low? Guess that was the reason Ashley Cole left and Ljunberg recently said ARSENAL lacked AMBITION.


Ferguson is the hardest manager in the Prem.
We all know how Mourinho suck up to his players especially the English players in his team.
Only an idiot doesn't know Fat Frank should not be making Chelsea's starting XI but trust Jose to field him FIT or UNFIT.
At the expense of Mikel Obi, Claude Makelele, Michael Essien and many other good players, Fat Frank is the top MF in Chelski.
Have u heard of the hair-dryer treatment?
Ferguson selling Beckham(The English Icon) to Real Madrid is HUGE and only a manager with BALLS could have done that.
It's like Mourinho selling Terry to Barcelona.
Can Jose do it? Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@ ulehJ,

I have told u i am not your FATHER.
Go play with your Daddy in Ikoyi Penitertiary.
What do u know about Football?
This is not about selling PARAGA under the bridge, is it?

@ KIT,

Nigga UlehJ has been on me cock since i told him i should have been his Dad.
He's fatherless and he's trying to claim me as his biological father but i bleeping used a condom when i shagged her momma.
When would this negro get the message i am too posh to father him plus the negro's got mental diseases.

@ Ulehj

I AM NOT UR FATHER.
Your Dad is locked down in a mental home uptown in Ikoyi(Birmingham cell)
Do u want his address?

Good analysis.
Debosky should be working for Ferguson.
I think the back 4 picks itself but there are loads of worries in the midfield and the attack line.
My formation is 4-2-3-1.


                                                                   Van Der Sar


            Neville                               Rio                                   Vidic                               Heinze


                                                      Carrick                            Hargreaves

                                                                       
                                                                       Scholes

             Ronaldo                                                                                                   Tevez

                                                                       Rooney

@ debosky,

They started it.
Le Chacal is an easy-going dude but some wanksters wld always wanna test me patience.
What do u do to somebody u hate?

Mental Halitosis? Thats Kitaun's ailment back in the dayz.
He tried to shift it on me but i got his GP's files that proves KIT suffered from it as a teenager.
Run out of cuss words? Try run out of food @ ASDA.

@ Debosky,

Your team will relegate in December if u are a Premiership manager.
How can u use a formation like that with the huge number of talents in the United ranks.
Go do ur home-work again and come back and give us a better format.
Besides, why would u wanna play Evra on the right and Neville on the left?
Is this an act of sabotage?

@ Rikkyjen,

Whats poppin' son?
I can see you are still celebrating last night's victory over LE BLUES.
Anyways, what do u think will happen next weekend when the real battle starts.
Can u name me ur 1st XI in the present Man Utd team and what formation do u think Fergie should deploy?

@ A40,
You are not only an ignorant bastard, u are also an asshole thus making u an IGNORANUS.
Left to me, i shouldnt be bovvered about ur rants and whinnings but u seem to be infecting everyone with ur bleeped-up childhood.
Have u ever been told u are a product of a cheap drunk fucck?
As a matter of fact, Le Chacal is supposed to be ur dad but i used a condom.
The other loser's condom leaked which resulted to u.
U are nothing but a dork and momma shoulda aborted u as an embryo.


@uleh-j

Similar childhood but urs is worse because u r yet to know ur biological father.
Paternity test should have determined it but ur momma did some stint of bestiality.
How can ur momma be fucking a stallion? Is she mentally-derailed? Record books say so but she doesnt look so.
Your attitude doesnt surprise me cos u came out of a poisioned womb.
Get ur life sorted out u sonofabitch.
U need a soul-searching, get a DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Jeje,

Its not an insult but why should someone forget his roots and trying to be a Yardie.
This dude is from Oshodi and he is tryna be a Rastafarian.
Talk about people selling their roots and traditional values.
A40 is an IGNORANUS.

@ A-40,

Stop trying to be a Yardie cos u are not.
You are a Nigga. On a second thought, u are not even a bloody nigga.
U are an African so take ur rotten brain membrane outta this thread before i shove sand down ur throat.
Shouldnt be joining issues with a nincompoop like u cos ur IQ is less than that of a male-roach.

@ Somze,

Its the Man Utd kids that are still jubilating over a shield.
Some of em even think the shield is this season's Prem title.
The men are raking their brains to plot and strategise how to do better than our main rivals.


@ Ruudie,

Heinze reported to training this morning and he had a long talk with the Gaffer.
It seems Gabby will remain @ Man Utd for good.
Carlos Tevez also trained this morning and Ferguson has forced him to cut his long hair.
Fergie loves exercising his powers, i cant believe Tevez can cut that hair.

@ A-40,

Your father's brain is under-nourished and he passed his stupid genes to u.
Look at u saying someone aint smart . . . . .
Tell me one smart thing u have done in ur entire life apart from sleeping with ur neighbour's cat.
U are a disgrace to all the men in this world and a cretin like u should be exterminated.
What a cock-head

@ Kitaun.

Ok Sir.

@uleh j,

RVN is a better STRIKER.
We are not talking best footballer . . . . . .We are judging them on what is supposed to be their roles.
RVN's role is to put the ball at the back of the net for his team and he has done that very succesfully.
I dont expect a plonker like u to know cos u are such a gay.
So u gotta job? What?
Toilet Cleaner or Kitchen Porter.
U are a bloody Arrow.

@ A-40,
Why are u this stupid?
Are u outta ur mind or u are just a bloody ignoramus?

@ Razorr,

In all fairness, remove the guy's pics.
Its not a nice thing to do now.
In the name of PEACE, pls remove his pics.
There are other ways u can take ur vengeance on him. Geddit?

@ Razorr,

This is unfair.
Why talk about his shoes?

@ wormedup,

Stupid or not stupid . . . . . . . .Ferguson won the game and is defending the Premiership.
One can understand Ferguson trying to accomodate Giggs as a second striker and Evra covering for Giggs.
In all honesty, If the WORD stupid should be used at all then Moaninho deserved to be called a STUPID man.
What was he thinking drafting Joe Cole as a forward when he had Pizarro on the bench.

Mourinho was unable to select Terry, SLOWchenko, Makalele, Kalou, Ferreira, Bridge, Robben, Drogba and Bolllocks Ballack. A total of 9 players.
United were missing (through injuries, lack of fitness or delays in their registration) Scholes, Saha, Anderson, Hargreaves, Park, Neville, Heinze, Solskjaer and Tevez. Yes, that's exactly 9 players too.

Not that you would have  second-guessed from either the television coverage yesterday or the papers today that United missed players because Ferguson never moans about it.
Not that I should be surprised at all Jose Mourinho will always moan if he does not WIN.
Don't forget that, according to Moaninho and the UK press, Chelsea were the ONLY team to struggle with injuries last season.

@ Somze,

Evra didnt play in the left back until the 67th minute when Nani came in for Giggs.
SWP was slugging it out with Silvestre(Prem's worst defender by miles)
I could have done a better job going past Silvestre. I hope he gets permanently injured this season cos Fergie seems to like him.
SWP had a rare chance to do well yesterday but his final ball and crosses were appaling.
We shall meet again in the league and i hope and pray both teams have all their players available then we'll know WHO IS WHO.

@ wormedup,

Game On.

@ Vieira,

Show it to ur colleagues.
I love seeing any Scouser angry cos the only time i went to Anfield to see a match, i was disappointed in them.
They are bunch of jobless yobs who lives on benefits without an atom of stigma.

@ Uleh-j,
U are running out of words to say.
I dont join issues with IGNORANUS like you.
Go get an older version of u who is more astute and intelligent in football issues.
Ferguson is myopic and stupid and has 9 titles under his belt?
Maybe being myopic is a blessing afterall, u Arrow!!!!!!!!!

@ wormedup,

SWP? Please don't get me started.
He seems better because United had no Evra/Heinze in the left-back to shackle him.
I would have done a better job against Silvestre(I hope he gets injured till the rest of the season)
How many shots on goal did he manage? Afterall he's a winger like Ronaldo.
Did u see Wright-Phillips crosses? I swear on me life, that guy is a useless player by any standard.
Evra can cross the ball better than Wright-Phillips. He is not like his Dad at all.
The people i rate in that Chelsea team were:

The Stonkers
Carvalho(Series of timely tackles)
Mikel Obi(Imperious in the midfield)
Malouda(Impressive display)
Petr Cech(Outstanding saves and blocks)
Essien(Good game but a bit quiet)

The Stinkers
Lampard(a global deception) . . . . . . . .Somze and I discussed his qualities a week before this game and was i right?
SWP ( he will never realise his potentials at Chelsea)

@ nateevs,
Organisers just spew shit to make themselves feel like they know whats up?
Ashley Cole was as ordinary as Glen Johnson in that match so i don't know why he got the man of the match award.
Malouda to me played better than Cole . . . . . .Van Der Sar was clearly the man of the match.
Cole's exploits couldnt have matched Edwin's heroic saves.
Did Ashley Cole play better than Patrice Evra? Nahhhhhhhhhh, but Ashley will come first because he is ENGLISH.

Ben Haim(No nonsense attitude)

@ nateevs,

Did u say Ronaldo was ordinary?
Y'all guys should be grateful Cech was in form.
Ronaldo made Ashley bite the dust before unleashing a shot Cech parried.
United had a decent run yesterday and not too many players were better than him.
He ran Chelsea defence ragged and Giggs should have scored when he blasted his shot against Cech in Utd's 1st shot on target.