₦airaland Forum

@ Razorr,

I get ma news 2 hrs before anyone does online.
Anyways, its on SKYSPORTS news on TV.
Robben seems happy and £25 milla has been agreed by both parties.
Chelsea want to buy Alves? Abrahamovic has kept his purse away from Jose Mourinho.
Christmas is over at Chelsea so don't expect any Daniel Alves.
Man Utd's Silvestre and Senderos or Pascal Cygan from Arsenal are available though.


@ Loyika,
King of Sarcam . . . . . . .I have seen your sarcasm-laced sentence in OBJ and the Ogbonis.
You are a tweek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, u call me a fake 50 cent? I will let it slide.
I am going to expose your sexcapades with your Pastor's daughter in a jiffy.
You r now in my black book.

@ Razorr.

SKYSPORTS news just confirmed now Arjen Robben is off to Real Madrid.
Asking price: £25 milla.
On top of it all, there are 14 crocked players at Chelsea as we speak.
Mourinho cannot even name FIT 11 players on sunday unless Petr Cech starts as a striker and Hilario is in goal.

@ Denex,

Aiiiyo, i'll drink to it.
I once had a customised Arsenal shirt with MAN UTD 4 LIFE at the back.
The temptation to wear it was refreshing sp i decided to wear it to Highbury on a match day.
There were some idiots flippin their middle fingers at me and shouting FUCCK U but twas a laugh as people were dumb-founded.
Chelsea fans are not even known to be aggressive so rock ur shirt.
U have a freedom to wear anything u like.

Why should i follow what a pillock(McCarra) like y'all gunners have to say about the new signings.
His essay are all about his personal feelings. He is not God.
Shevchenko was rated the signing of the decade by the media last season and didn't he score 40 goals?
What about Ballack? He was fuccking impressive he won the player of the season @ Chelsea.

Loyika, Eduardo by any means IS NOT an astute signing.
There's no sense in it. How do u replace a world-class striker in Henry to a Croatian recruit called Eduardo?
Lemme give u examples of astute signing . . . . . . .Larsson joining Man Utd for 3 months last season was an astute signing.
Fernando Torres joining Liverpool is a classic brilliant signing. Tevez joining Man Utd is simply subliminal.
William Gallas joining Arsenal last season is a master stroke of brilliance but Eduardo? Negrooooooo Please . . . . . . . . . . . .
How does he fit into all the names we have mentioned? Please ask yourself.

Sarcasm 101 class? Try BIO 401 to correct your eye defects and PSY 301 to evaluate your psycho-analysis.
Man Utd is the KING PLONKER!!!!!! I agree with u especially having won 9 titles under their belts and Wenger is still struggling to defend a title . . . .
Arsene hasn't won any UEFA champions league and he is yet to record any Victory against Jose Mourinho.
Wenger is a person and the pressure on his shoulders to succeed is more than Ferguson's this time around.
Man Utd does not have to win the Premiership this season but what do u think will happen to Arsenal if they have anutha barren season?
I am 120% sure Fergie will keep his job and Wenger will be sacked like it happened in the J-league.

@ Loyika,

U are a bloody hypocrite.
All of a sudden, u dunno if Wenger is pro-french players but u know Ferguson is a bully.
Anyways, people can see the speck in other people's eyes but they dont see the log in their eyes.

What do u call that in Biology? Long-Sightedness.
Loyika cannot see things around him in his club but his eagle eyes can see what Ferguson is doing in far away Manchester.
Thats a first as far as any eye defect is concerned.
All gooners are PLONKERS.

@ Loyika,

My missus wont take that Porn Collection jab lightly when she reads this, that was a bit HARSH.
Honestly, i try to look at things from different angles. U need to read his book to feel his pains and anger to what happened.
What the whole book is all about is his HATRED for Wenger's over-biased towards Thierry Henry.
They increased Henry's wages in order for him to stay but won't increase Ashley's take home pay? Why?
Pls be honest . . . . . . .Will u say Arsene Wenger does/does not protect French interests at Arsenal?

I am not Anti-Arsenal. I just fuccking hate their fans.
They do over-estimate their team's potentials humungously and they are all the same everywhere.
I went to Houston, Texas and the Arsenal fans down there are the worst breed of the Nigerian gunners u can ever meet.
Ohhhh Myyy Days, they are worse than Kitaun + Vieira + Loyika mixed together. Tssssssk.
The kinda stuffs they get to argue about is so UNREAL. "Fabregas makes more money than Messi" OR "Fabregas better than Gerrard".

Anyways, the season is about to start and there shouldn't be any excuses.
Chelsea has 14 crocked players is not an excuse for me. They should deal with it.
I remember Arsenal having 10 crocked players at a certain stage last season and they dealt with it even with a smaller squad in comparison to Chelsea's.
Let the games start . . . . . . . . . . .Arsenal Vs Fulham on saturday will be something to look forward to.
I wanna see what makes Eduardo tick and how he would score the same number of goals he scored in the Russian league.
Will Eduardo wrestle the golden boot away from Super Drog?
Can't wait to see what pans out.

@ Loyika,

If u ask Mourinho right now, he would tell u he will come 2nd or 3rd.
14 crocked players at the start of a season is a BAD OMEN on its own.
Arsenal would have fared better if they had everone fit at the start of last season.
The PENDULUM still swings Man Utd's way and who the fucck is Lawro to predict where the title will end?
Do u actually take Lawro's rants seriously? if u believe this plonker, then u believe anything.

This time last season, Lawro said United will come 3rd to Chelsea and Arsenal. WAS HE RIGHT?
Maybe u should listen more to Andy Gray's analysis . . . . . . .He is UK's top soccer pundit.
Lawro is just a RoosterDrinker and didn't change his mind about United until April.
You should have seen how Gary Linekar rammed into him on BBC's match of the day about his last season's predictions.
He got everything muddled up like a PIG  that he is.
I would have feared if he had said United will WIN it again because his predictions are always the opposite of the outcome.
This same gay said England would win 2006 World Cup.


People take Ashley Cole serious.
Go and look at his wedding pictures and see the kind of people Cashley rolls with.
He couldn't just belly Wenger's cock-sucking to Thierry Henry. I have Cole's book on my table now and i agreed with 80% of his theories.
Though, the way he went about the whole thing was spooky but i think Wenger is biased when it comes to French players especially Thierry Henry.
The same Wenger used Kanu to build TT and when TT was finished as a striker, Wenger dumped Kanu like a used sanitary pad.

Eduardo an astute signing? I heard worse predictions when Arsenal signed Antonio Reyes in 2004.
My pals who happen to be die-hard fanatics said Reyes would score 40 goals a season because he was an ace in Sevilla.
In the long run, Reyes scored just 23 goals(What Ronaldo or Rooney scored last season alone) in all competitons for Arsenal in his 2.5 seasons at Highbury.
You never know how this imports will fit into the league so if i were u, i would have ma fingers crossed till he starts slamming in the goals.
I can make noise about Tevez because he has done a year stint in the EPL and he was one of the best players in the last few months of the Prem last season.


Arsenal Vs Man United. I don't know why u make so much noise on this example alone.
United did a double on the gunners in 2004/05 when all the invincibles were still at Arsenal.
Have u quickly forgotten the famous 4-2 win at Highbury? Ronaldo's tehnical-butty wash and how he shamed the Gunner's defence?
Nigga pleeeeeeeeeease, the match can go either way and the winning these matches doesnt guarantee the league title.
Its only 6 points out of the 90 + points u need to win the Prem title so tape it shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really consider Arsenal a United rival anymore. Things have changed.
Our major rivals now are Chelsea and Liverpool.
Losing to Arsenal these days is just like losing home and away to West Ham or like freak losses to Pompey.
It does nothing to dent United's title ambitions.
So, if i were u, i will say my Hail Marys and tape 2 sticks together to make a Crucifix i can kiss when the season kicks off on Saturday.
United WILL win the title again.

PAUL Scholes could make a quick return to action following an exploratory knee operation after he was named in the Manchester United squad to face Dunfermline in a friendly tonight.
If he plays some part in tonight's game at East End Park, he looks set to take a place on the bench for Sunday's opening game of the season against Reading at Old Trafford.

Ooooooops, What fabulous news! This is the best news that i've heard this month.
Better than Tevez's transfer being okayed in principle, better than United winning the Community Shield !
We are not the same team without him no matter what the stats say
Welcome back Scholesy. You are a true Man Utd ambassador.


@ Loyika,
At the end of the day, u are entitled to your own biased opinion.
It doesn't change anything. Man United will go to court and should they lose, Ferguson will appeal and that takes 4 months.
Heinze wont join Liverpool this summer but could join in January.
We shall condemn him to the bench and make him learn the meaning of LOYALTY.
For Fucck's Sake, this guy drew wages for a full season without kicking a ball and United stood by him.
Ferguson even suggested to him to go back to Argentina to recover from his knee problems.

United are bullies? Well . . . . . .I'd rather be called a bully than a club that LACKS ambition.
Freddie Ljunberg(A thorough-bred gooner) said so himself that Arsenal has no future with the crop of non-quality players breeding in their ranks.
Ashley Cole said Arsenal players are too lazy to mount any serious challenge that can wrestle the title away from CHELSEA/MAN UNITED.
Sometimes, the word BULLY might mean a good thing. It means United are dominant and wields power and might to suppress smaller clubs.
I can draw u back to your comments this time last season when u are breathing fire about how Arsenal will take the league by storm but we all know what happened.
Its going to be a repeat performance. As a matter of fact, Tottenham is closer to Arsenal than Arsenal is closer to Man Utd/Chelsea so your 4th position is more under threat than Man Utd's position as league leaders.

@Rikkyjen,
Disregard Loyika's comments.
They are the words of an angry fan who is jealous of Man Utd's astute signings.
You can't compare Sagna/Eduardo to Tevez/Hargreaves, can u?
HAVE You HEARD OF SCHOLESY'S RETURN?

@ Amodu,

Ohhhhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyy Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyys,
Where in the name of Zeus have u been?
My very own JACKmodu.
U only decided to show ur face after sundays technical butty-wash? Sorry about the loss.
Tell Petr Cech to learn how to save penalties. Chelsea might need it to win UEFA champions league, u never know.


Anyways, WELCOME back to NL.

@ KIT,

Shut your fucking mouth.
NUMDSKULL or numbskull? Bloody semi-illiterate.
Ulehj is KITAUN and coming here to defend yourself has just exposed your gay ass.
You write the same, spew the same and support the same gay club.
Haven't u played yourself?
I was so sure there was something spooky about u.
Confess now before its too late . . . . . . . . .

Anytime Man United's matter come to the table, the FA always make sure it gets ugly with us.
Rooney and Scholes got slammed for 3 matches just 12 months ago and Gerrard will be allowed to play when he punched someone in the face.
Someone said its Tribalism but the last time i checked, Rooney and Gerrard are from eastern Liverpool so why is Stevie given preferential treatment.
Few seasons ago,the same Gerrard and Mellor copped red cards for Liverpool in the Amsterdam tournament and the FA waived it.
Its just rather unfair that United is the most hated club in England. Fucck Jose Mourinho's claim that Chelsea is the most-hated.


The same deal that saw Javier Mascherano off to Liverpool is the one MSI tried to do with Manchester United.
As soon as the FA learnt United is making a move, they got their full-erections.
All of a sudden, there's money to be made from Man United and the news and controversy around it suits the FA perfectly.
Bunch of schmuks united by a gay association. They spewed, spitted and shouted that they will not entertain 3rd party agreements.
At the end of the day, the 3rd party still got paid so what was the fuss in the 1st place about? Just to delay United from signing Tevez?
The English FA has many similarities with NFA in Nigeria.

Ooooooops, i thought today was Wednesday.
We are playing 2 games actually on Wednesday and SKYSPORTS/MUTV is where i get ma news from.
Tevez should have played tomorrow but his registration is being delayed by gay Association(FA)
KIA's funds to West Ham didn't get to the Hammer's account until yesterday so The FA started processing the transfer only yesterday.
Only God knows how many days it takes to do a wire transfer from Brazil in these days of e-banking?

FA is too slow in everything they do. Why not process the transfer and rubber-stamp the deal as soon as the funds hit the Hammer's account
I am still bitter about them letting Gerrard get away with MURDER at the Rotterdam tournament.
Stevie punched someone in the face and the FA will let him start for Liverpool.
Rooney did nuthing last season and he got slammed for 3 matches. How ill is that?

@ debosky,

Arsenal = Henry.
Henry = Arsenal.
What's the fuss about?

@9ja4eva,

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Tevez will sign by this weekend but he will miss tonight's game.
He might also miss the game against Reading but the whole transfer saga cannot extend more than this week.
It takes the English FA time to resolve small issues . . . . . . . . They are too SLOW.

@ user86666,

You cant be more accurate.
TM Lewin is the most over-rated shirt in the world.
I love my Hawes n Curtis anytime when it comes to formal dressing.
Can't get enough of em and it fits like i was born with em.

@ J-K,

That is how deep Liverpool/Man Utd rivalry is.
If Heinze goes to Liverpool then it means he wld play for Brazil if he is promised he wld displace Lucio.
What a tweek?

@ J-K,

The $64,000 question is: WILL HEINZE PLAY FOR BRAZIL?

@ debosky,

Honestly, it goes beyond the money.
Ferguson will not sell Heinze for £100 billion to West Ham but will sell at £100k to Roy Keane in Sunderland.
Liverpool and Manchester United fans dont see eye for eye.
Damn . . . . . . . . u need to see how these scouser wanksters see Man Utd as the TEAM that ripped em off their glory in the 90s.
Liverpool fans celebrates the air-crash of the Busby Babes in 1968 and sing about it. How sick is that?
Their fanaticism is beyond human reasoning. Forgotten how they attacked the Ambulance that was taking Smudgy to the Hospital?
They do things like barbarians out there cos 40% of these losers are jobless and live off the DOLE.

@ Debosky,

Have u heard of appealing a decison?
If Man United feels hard done by, they can appeal the CAS's decision and take it to a higher court and that takes 3 years.
Liverpool is not too bent on buying Heinze as 1st team shirt is not even guaranteed at Liverpool where they have over 80 players.
Rafa will soon forget about Heinze and the lad will be in hot waters.


@ Rikkyjen,

Touché
I have already told u, if Loyika does not bow down to your points then he can never accept the GOSPEL.
Loyika is so biased to Man United he will never admit anything positive about us.
Tell a lie . . . . . . . I hate Arsenal as well but when they do something good, i applaud.
When United was coasting in on the title last season, Loyika never admitted United were deserved winners until Giggsy lifted the Title at OT.
Loyika was saying Ronaldo is too good to be playing for Man Utd and he expected the FA to dock points from Man Utd.
The same Loyika said we bribed the Italians when we thrashed Roma 7-1.
He is a twisted gunner, lets not waste our energy on him.


P.S. Tevez couldn't complete his move today as the plonkers(F.A) are trying to delay Carlitos to make the team against Reading.
I am not surprised anyways, Reading will fall on Sunday whether Tevil plays or not. I wonder what effects all these delays will have on Carlos Tevil.

@ J-K.

Heinze wants to go to Liverpool because Rafa must have spoken spanish language to him.
Remember how Wenger spoke to Gallas and now trying to woo Lassana Diarra to Arsenal? Its all child's play.
Man United holds Heinze's contracts till 2009 and that is deeper than anything Heinze might take to court.
Unless Ferguson decides to let him go, The CAS will keep beating around the bush and refer it to FIFA.
Meanwhile, this is different from Mikel Obi's case . . . . .Chelsea aint Liverpool.
Liverpool are Man United's greatest rival.


@ Asshole-40,

Whats nkanbe?
Is u talking GREEK? Please speak the language we understand.
You keep beating about the bush, gay.
Intel reaching me even proves u to be an eunuch.
A witness report says u are even cockless and your finger is what u use to poke women, and u sometimes strap-on.
Cant believe with all your mouth, u wear an artificial cock on yourself to feel like a MAN.

Never knew alkaline-rich poontangs are capable of bearing cockless male children.
It must be a new finding in the medical books.
So how do u cope when u leave your strap-on at home.
Your momma must be feeling done by with her disgusting lifestyle.
Being the only male, it means she would never have a grandchild unless u adopt a gay in a foster home.
One bastard leaves the world and anutha bastardo joins the party.
Its a bastardo cycle in your family tree.

@ Loyika,

We wont let him go to Liverpool, PERIOD.
English football wont cease to exist if we prevent Heinze from going to Liverpool.
Let CAS decide on the case and watch how the case will come to conclusion in 2010.
By then, we would have expended the remaining ENERGY in the Argentine and trash him like a junk mail.
This was a player United stood by when he was injured for 9 months. He must learn LOYALTY and i trust the Brits to let him learn the hard way.

@ Rikkyjen,
WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U have hit the nail on its CRANIUM.
If Loyika fails to agree after ur comments then i wonder how he believes the BIBLE.


@ Ass-40,
U are running outta words.
Its been predicted 30 mins ago that ur line will diminish and diminish. Aint i write?
I spoke about ur momma now and all u could offer as a defence for alkaline poontang was i should direct it to baby daddy?
Baby daddy? Can u see how dumb and moronic that sounds. U mean to say u are so dumb to think 2 men can actually shag and have a baby?
Fuccking hell, i have given up on ur gay case.
Your stupidity surpasses all known levels in medical history.
What does one expect from a baby that came out of an alkaline Arrow?

@ Loyika,

Let Heinze go to court.
The outcome will come out as ZILCH.
Heinze still has 2 years on his contracts unless he wants to buy the remainder of his contracts and i am not sure he is qualified to do so cos he hasn't spent 5 years at Old Trafford.
The future is bleak for Heinze as far as Liverpool FC is concerned.
Don't be surprised if u see Heinze wearing his shirt tomorrow to play against Dunferlmine.
Those are the kinda games Fergie would condemn him to until he learns the word LOYALTY in English.

You are still here!
Tell your momma i want a refund on ma damaged condom.
Her alkaline cum dumpster nearly burnt me privates.
How u came out of that poontang should be the 8th wonder of the world.
That Arrow can light up a cigarette if gays are kept there for 20 secs, tell a lie . . . . . . . . . .maybe 57 secs on the average.

Talking about WITS . . . . . . A tweek like u won't last 3 seconds doin a battle of wits with me.
your comments are watery and u have been searching everywhere to bring out words and sentences just to bark back.
Too bad, u seem to be running out of words and your ass is being grilled by the minute.
The only thing keeping u here is you're wowing at my choice of words and the vocab attached to it.
I am a diss poet . . . . . .I can make u grab a machete and sever your mum's head with words . . . . . .Still want to continue?

Confirmed . . . . . .You are a wasted human being.
Your lifestyle is disgusting, bloody hell . . . . . . . . .Is u human?
Ya momma's pussy is stale with a PH level of 13.5
Goddamit, i am in a middle of something here and i aint too chanced to spit phlegm on your gay face.
Come back LATER and lets do a battle of WITS.

I am a bad-ass.
Peops accuse me of stealing rhymes from Em but i am accusing u of stealing my OWN words.
You are a pathetic person and you're constantly seeking attention to be regarded as one of us . . . . . .You are just a wannabe and i wont let u.
What else is there to say to your DUNDERHEAD?
How i shagged your momma in a POOL with a FISHNET RUBBER?
Bes' believe it, her pussy residues nearly broke the rubber because her juice's PH is ALKALINE.

@ A-40,

Construct ur own words, dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are busy biting my styles like a water-rat eating corpse in a dank tunnel.
Bizarre, your momma was the 1st bitch in any record book that started taking MICRODOTS.
I could make u an orphan by lacing her bud, so when she fires her pot, she would be coughing out BLOOD.
Tha thang is i love to see USERS like ur momma wasted and her sons burnt and dusted.
Ya talk is cheap, lil man and i ma make u crawl back to the hole u crept out from.
The war will RAGE on. . . . . . . .

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

@ I-man,

Thank u for the analysis.
So uleh-J is KITAUN. I thunk as much. . . . . . . . .
The self-servicer just bat out of HELL and has been on me manliness ever since.
I owe u one, son.
Its now total WAR on KITAUN.

@ Ruudie,

Of course, we got no problems.
I'd rather have Rooney and Tevez than Peter Crouch + Adebayor .
God help who ever bumps into Rooney + Tevez at full throttle.
Can u please fathom out why Loyika and co are jealous of the new Man Utd squad?
I agree with Ferguson not selling Heinze to the Scousers. We can only do a swap with Gerrard.
Liverpool have done theirs in the past so they should deal with it.

@ Sir Kay,

Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, i am going to respect ur wishes here but i will take it to the Man United thread.
Its not bonz for me to come from Man Utd and defile this thread so i'll be the bigger person.

@ Ass-40,

Lemme do this once and for all . . . . . . . .


U are nuthing but a product of a diseased WILLY and a poisoned Arrow.
The whole combination made u a confused being and a douchebag.
Listen shit-head, u cannot really blame ur childhood background on anyone on this forum.
Why are u sucking on me cock for?
I wasnt responisble for ur mother shagging a horse in her ass.
How did i know? Ya mum's ordeal was mentioned on Jerry Springer some years back so tape it shut.
The only reason u are still talking here is cos peops are begging me to withold the evidences.
If u push me further, ur gay ass wld be exposed as a product of a cheap booze fucck.

Talking about Rehab, Your case is beyond any rehab or any SHRINK.
U have a permanent BRAIN DAMAGE as there are fluids in ur brain modules.
The only snag here is urs is a TERMINAL DISEASE.
It simply means u will EVENTUALLY die from this ailment.
What a pity?


@ Loyika,
That was prolly the only goal Wazza scored with his HEAD.
Tell me anutha one he scored with his head in a Man Utd shirt.
Saha is not as prolific as Wazza and i know more than 15 goals Saha has scored with his head.
Anyways, thats the only limitation, apart from this . . . . . .The Premiership is dealing with the most bullish attack line ever seen.
Wenger will rather have the duo playing for his team than playing AGAINST him.

Distracted me of spewing shit to others?
So talking to me now gives u ORGASM?
Ohhhh Myy Daysss, Just when u think u have seen it all . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Has your level degenerated to this state?
Having ERECTIONS because u and Jackal have tete a tete.
I wonder what other members would be thinking with your state of lunacy.
Fully integrated yourself on the SPORTS FORUM? No one knows u.
You are a complete replica of a buffoon trying to gain attention.
Shit doesnt work that way . . . . . . . . .


EFCC looking for me Dad? You are a bloody IGNORANUS.
My Dad is not your gay Dad and guess what, i am going to Nigeria this Christmas.
Gimme ur mum's number if she cld gimme a lip-service when i get to Lagos.
U can also tell her I PAY CASH . . . . . . . (apologies to SOMZE)

Anyways, lest i forget . . . . . Whats th result of the paternity test?
Is he your Dad or not?
You don't have to lie about it.
There are so many heads on this forum without a Dad.
There's a certain loser like u on the Gunners thread called A-40.
He's got 14 daddies because the poor bastard is suffering from an extensive BRAIN DAMAGE.
Any gay capable of sucking his cock is his FATHER according to him.

@ Razorr,
Pls lemme have this bastards for dinner.
I understand we aint in the same league cos they mentality is shallow and niggaz cant even write to save their momma's lives.

@ A-40,
A leprechaun like you? I wld step on u and i wont even feel shit cos u are too minute to be noticed.
Biting my lines talking about LSDs and Ecstasy pills is a very UNWISE thang to do.
My index finger is smarter than u as a human being so dont even go there.
Concerning ur confused and abused childhood, u cant really do anything about it.
Why dont u just KILL urself instead of venting ur frustrations out on Jackal.
Daddy married a fool like HIM and  they produced an idiot(A-40).
Dont think we dont know A-40  was ur momma's cell number in Kirikiri prisons when she was caught shop-lifting @ Mega Plaza.

U want WAR i will bring it to ur doorstep in the morning.
Fake negro like u cant BATTLE me and i dont need to check ur stupid head counts.
I have been doing battles with gays like u since the slave-ships and i have not even started yet.
Ya Dad will tell u i have cretins like u for dinner without even taking water to wash it down.


@Ulehj,

Ya Dad is the PRO for which company? Stop lying, bitch.
Gimme his name and i will confirm that right now.
Try ur Dad is a probations officer at Pentonville Prison, u moronic Arrow.

Roots or no Roots, u dont make dough!
My private eye dont lie and they see u everyday on broadstreet trying to cling on a career ladder.
Didn't u just finish ur NYSC this year? So why lie when u still jobless.