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@ MUKS,

Where the heck have u been?
Dayyyyyyum, u missed the ANNHILATION of Razorr.
Too bad she had to go the way she did. . . . .too bad!!!!!!

@ Jeje,
U dont even know what i meant by ma last comment.
Dumb chic is literally dumb, too bad.
AFTER UR HEART = LOVE
AFTER UR LIFE = DEATH.

After ur heart?
Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLASPHEMY.

I am after ur life

Is that ur response?
Well. . . . . . . . . .I can't believe those were the 1st words that will come outta a dumb bitch.
Dumb people in Nigeria who never spoke before starts with neh, ner, nep, NEPAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe u were this intelligent to conjure a correct sentence in English in this manner.
I doff ma hats for ur brilliance.
Stupid Arrow!!!!!!!!!

@ Jeje,

Chacal is the same chacal day and night.
Are u staying near Ajao Estate or not?
Its a matter of yes/no or u dont wanna talk to me.
Stop beating about the bush. . . . .Make up ur mind.

C'mon Jejestix,

U are not suddenly deaf and dumb, are ya?
Lemme call that magical pastor(whats his name again) to come to ur AID.
Erm, erm, erm T B Joshua(Synagogue temple) is ur answer if u r dumb.
Do u want his contact number?

@ Jejesticx,

Where abt in Isolo do u stay?
I got some homies in Ajao Estate?
Are u near anywhere it?

@ Viee,
Babes, we got no issues with u,
U are not a trouble-maker.
As a matter of fact, this is my 1st time writing to u directly so we got no WARS with u.
U are free to roam the thread in any way u feel like doing.
Razorr is the main target and we dont need to wait on her to speak our minds.
If she's not BOLD enough to defend herself then fucck HER!!!!!!!!!!


@ Lordimpaq,

U are my best pal on NL.
We have known each other now for ages so no cause for alarm.
I would take a bullet for u and u know that but why cant u realise Razorr is a snake.
Look at it objectively. Somze has produced enough evidence to indict Razorr and put her in Jail for LIFE and u still cannot see why we despise her so much.
Anyways, this is going to be ma last straw to convince u.
Like i always say, Pls do the math.

@ Viee,

Pls dont make this complicated.
Razorr is enough worry don't add to it.
The nasty bitch was here when it started and decided to abandon the thread when shit hit the fan.
Do us a favour by calling her here to defend herself or better still, dont get involved.

@ Lordimpaq,

Temper temper . . . . . . . . . .

You just told us she provoked your PENILE STIMULATION, didn't ya?
Lemme see through ma crystal ball . . . . . . . . . . . .ABRACADABRA. . . . . .ABRACADABRA
Ohhhhh Yeah, i can see what happened. How it happened . . . . . . . .

Lordimpaq logs on the sports thread on Nairaland.
Checks Man Utd thread and sees darts,halo-tips, shells, bullets and arrows flying around and trained on a particular female member.
He feels sorry for the chic in question and decides to act like a gentleman(Ramsey Nouah). He checks Razorr's profile to see if she was worth dying for.
Lordi sees a compact CHESTICLES and a curvy waistline and he felt TREMORS in his groin area and decides to give it a go.

Ohhhhh ma days, Lordi recognises the aces throwing shots at the female. Jackal is a good pal of Lordi. Lordi tries to convince Chacal to cease fire but the Chacal already made up his mind. Lordi changes direction to Somze and Somze wont budge under pressure.
Lordi feels helpless, this battle is too big to fight and decides to make a You-turn but the aces wont let him go.
The aces possess a vast amount of intelligence and confronted Lordi of being under Razorr's spell and LORDI starts BLUSHING.
BLUSHING, SMILING, BLUSHING again and generally EXCITED.
I have seen the ECLIPSE OF THE MOON but i'm yet to see a black man BLUSH.

Lordi, GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?

@ Lordimpaq,

Jokes aside, u love Razorr, don't cha?
Her serpentine looks in her profile got u captivated, innit?
She's a devil in diguise. . . . . . . Wanna know what she's really like? Look at her upside down
Thats what she is . . . . . .a 2-horned herbivore like an Antelope.

@ Somze,

Lordimpaq will come to terms.
He is a bundle of intelligence and old age is the reason why he steps cautiously.
Lordi will come to our conclusion but he walks in the same speed as English FA in trying to determine Tevez's saga.
Don't expect him to patch on our wavelength anytime soon. Give him 3-4 days.

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out what Razorr is on about.
She's deadly, seductive and very cunningly smart.
We are talking about a devious, diabolical mind capable of crashing this forum if left un-monitored.
If u see a Scorpion and Razorr . . . . . .Pls shoot Razorr 1st, the Scorpion can be dealt with easily!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

That is not true.
Somze is Somze and Jackal is erm, erm, Chacal
No one is trying to be one another. he is BLUE and i am RED.

Everyone has just realised u are a fuccking bum on Nairaland and a lesbian butch.
Lordimpaq must be under a spell to think u are holier than thou.
You are a diseased pussy and i told u all your pranks and antics will come crashing one day and this is the day.
I am going to make u crawl out of here like a leprechaun that u are until u start respecting yourself on this forum

Try and learn by example and emulate other female members of this great forum.
You are the only nymphet on this thread trying to jump from one dicck to another.
Jumping from one bed to another to satisfy your lascivious vagina and cause anarchy on the sports thread.
Enough is enough . . . . .We r not buying your schitzo anymore.

@Lordimpaq,
You know how i like thingx grounded.
Before u start making judgements please rewind back to 4-5 weeks ago and see what razzy Razor has caused in this place.
I am not doing this for fun. Peops think i am rude, vulgaric, ornery and caustic but i don't just shoot me mouth for the fun of it.
Dont be too hasty into jumping into conclusions.
Mine can be understood as a Man Utd fan trying to bully a Chelski nymphet but how do u explain Somze's verbal attack . . . . . . Somze's a Chelsea fan so that explains something is wrong somewhere with Razorr.
She's got a major electrical fault in her clitoral wirings .
When the wires short-circuit, it causes a break in the current flow and shuts out the rheostat thus making clitoris twitch and her Arrow hungry for multiple cocks.
She's mad at me because i wldnt give her what she wants and Somze wont do neither.
We both find her unattractive to hit her PLACENTA with our willyz.

Now, no one is trying to call u an ignoramus but if u don't trust me on this one i will have to call u an IGNORAMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somze has just printed what Razorr has been doing in the past few weeks.
She's had a 1000 beefs on Nairaland and she's the major catalyst in the famous KIT Vs MUKS long beef.
Razorr is the DEVIL pissing everyone off and she deserves to be up-rooted from this community of intellectuals.
Be smart don't be a RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

U know what?
I am still phucking with ur mind but with a condom this time.
The rubber is smelling and its making the whole shebang gets messy.
Forgive me manners for phucking ur mind up. I really wanna get ur mind knocked up.

@ Razorr,

U are a bloody Arrow for coming back here.
How shameless can a babe be? Don't u ever reason and think how ur life will be sorted?
You are the most unreserved and unprincipled slut i have ever known.
Shame on a bitch that tries to snitch on everyone.
Wonder why peops hate ur guts with a passion?
Cos u r dumb, ugly and a she-gay.

@ Jeje,
You reckon?
Ok . . . . . . Go on a cam and show Man utd fans your Arrow.
Will that make u unJEJEly.
The funny thang is i would like to wear plastic goggles before i see such stuffs for i might contact ACUTE CONJUCTIVITIS.

@ jejelolatu,

Death is the only thing surer than me having u for dinner.
If i want trouble, i get double?
Please i want treble. . . . .Double sounds like a small meal for me.
Whats ur sex? Male or Female or She-male?

@ Everyone,
If u know any of jeje's siblings home and away please let em know she's about signing her DEATH WARRANT.
It's going to be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing(FUNERAL) if Jeje starts dissing . . . . . . .
TELL JEJE this is her last warning.
Nairaland is about to lose someone inferior but a soul still COUNTS.


@ Lordi,
So Yahooze is scamming.
I went to a Gooners party on saturday and everyone was singing the YAHOOZE song and dancing like plonkers.
Yahooze song, Yahooze dance, Yahooze gangstars.
Where did it come from? London or Lagos?
Please make me understand how it started and whats the principle behind the schitzo.

@ Razorr.
Shut up u cunt!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Sir Lordimpaq,
Where have u been?
Ohhhhh ma world . . . . . .I missed your comments on Nairaland.
Whats cracking, its funny how time flies, dawg.
This tim last year, we was talking about Arsenal's chances in the league and stuffs.
R u back permanently now or u still OFF/ON?
Get back to me,son.
Lets talk footie.

@ Jejelolatu,
I am not trying to annoy u.
You started it. I like it when people are BOLD and daring.
Its obvious u knw i was the one that mentioned your name so why was u playing tongue in cheek and saying shit about NAME CALLING.
Come straight when u want to deal with me on issues and stop beating about the phucking bush.

You shld know what Chacal is all about now.
Never been afraid to say whatz on ma mind any given time or day so follow ma footsteps and maybe i shall make u one of me disciples.
Besides, what club do u support? Maybe the orientation you're gettin from 'em is making u confused.
Call a TRUCE and we can resolve this matter amicably if u so wish and if u want WAR . . . . . .How about me delivering it to your doorstep.


@ Ruudie,
Pls forgive me manners.
I was just phucking with 'em minds.
Ma bad, this is becomin a habit but tell em chics to leave me cock where it is.
N.B. Whatz YAHOOZE?

I mentioned ur name.
What the fucck can ya phucking do about shit?
Call ur attorney and sue me ass if u r so pained.
Better still, why dont cha take ur gay ass off this thread.

Oohhhhhhhh ma days, You cannot even identify SARCASM.
Apologies accepted? George Bush is Nigerian.
You are in trouble when i catch u on YIM.

@ Ruudie,
I got a secret that will destroy the whole wedding
Razorr secretly shagged me in your car plus non-stop knob-polishing the other night.
I feel its high time this secret is let out so u knw the kind of wifey u dealing with.


@ Kitaun,
You are trying to settle a rift and u are starting one yourself.
Dont yap on MUKS like that . . . . . .She's a vulnerable girl and she don't mean it that way.
Forget anything she might have said and lets discuss FOOTIE.
Razorr is the major culprit here who has warmed everyone's bed on Nairaland and causing ruckus here.
I think we should revert to the MOSAIC LAW and chase RAZORR to the borders of Lagos/Cotonou and STONE her to . . . . . . . . . . . .

@ Ruudie,

Over to u then . . . . . . ,
I am confident being a Man u fan u must know what to do.
Have a fucckful day.

@ Razorr,
Forgive me manners.
Just phucking with ur solitary mind.

U hit a sore nerve?
Stop stealing ma flowz on NL.
The only thing that will SORE on ur body is ur bruised Arrow.

You r just a confused individual.
No common sense, no ambition, no vision.
U are just a bag of shit that needs to be thrown in a dungeon.
Silly bitch!!!!!!!


@ Ruudie,
U need to talk sense to ur wifey.
Maybe u dont fucck her hard enough to impart ur own knowledge into her.
Use Aphrodisiacs if u must and shag this babe's brainz out.
Her sexual frustrations can be the only reason why she talks bollocks everyday.
Dayyyyyyyyyyyum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

When a rabbit knocks on a Jackal's den in a summer afternoon then u should expect bloodbath and a huge feast.
You are about doing that so deal with it when shit hits the fan.
Makin your self a bloody irritant on this thread will make your soul BLEED.
Stop playing with the claws of a carnivore or u might get ur Arrow scratched/bruised.
Ma advice: avoid the Chacal like the Mosaic plague.
Darkness n light can never meet so stay away from me and maintain a distance.
Ya attitude stinks.

@ Lordi,

I said so but Chelski fans say Drogba could have done it in the 88th minute of a match poised at 1-1.
Do u think so?

@ Yahoobabe,

NO one is banging no one and no REAL MAN comes to a public thread to reveal shit.
U are so dumb, shallow-minded with a crass mentality.
The wages of dumbness is a cyber slap.
Stand back and take whatz coming for u . . . . . .

@ Razorr,

U think i'll report anyone to the Admin? U r having a laugh.
I dont even know Seun's e-mail and the Chacal will never report anyone fucksoever to the Admin.
Remember, i dont make rules---i break 'em.
The Admin musta thunk the whole thread was a ploy to cause chaos on the forum and squashed ur thread. Sorry about that.
U cld have done it in a different way but ur dumb-ass couldnt figure out how to WORK IT.

Kitaun and I in a love triangle? Hell Nah.
Jeje is Dr. Kit's sissy. Muks is Dr Kit's ex.
Razorr is Dr Kit's target.
Dr Kit must be a playa having so many conquests on NL.
Erm, erm, Dr Kit, whats ur shag rate on NL chics?

@ KIT,

Where r ya?
I got a message for u.
See me on YIM u bloody gooner.

@ Razorr,

U need some soul-searching, u stinking Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!
Lest i forget, did u feel + perceive the power of Chacal on friday?
Ya darling thread got zipped . . . . . .

Jail? Gaol? Penitertiary?
I am not like u, am i?
Intelligence reports from EFCC showed u got arrested in 2005 trying to stage a job from a cyber-cafe in Nigeria.
Is it true? i got evidences to back this allegation up so confess b4 i unleash the draggggggon.

Jackal kidnapped?
You were given a wrong info.
Chacal went away on a project in the Far East Asia.

Its good to know u are true United fan unlike a dirrty imposter known as Manugurl.
A lot of geezers are running to the camp now that United is about to retain the Prem title and continue the dominance of the league.
I checked your profile now and i was glad u joined in October 2006.
Its about time u wear your RED DEVIL regalia and lets start kicking nigga asses on Nairaland.
Bolaoni will take u to the armoury and get your WAR GEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No brotherly love in WAR. Shoot anything that moves . . . . .No exceptions
You copy?

@ Wormedup,
2 Glocks are being trained on ur forehead with infra-red dots.
On United fans approval i will pull the trigger and will turn ur head into burger.
Don't stray in the jungle. . . . . .Keep close to ur pack or u will get SHOT.

@ Kitaun,

I never knew some people held fort back in January.
Is he any astute?
Gimme his profile since u were the dude that screened him when he joined NL.

Who is ManU4laif?

I dont think i know this dude/chic.
Where does he come from?

@ Razorr,

Have u spoken to Admin about the willingness to be the umpire?
What has he gotta say?

@ MUKS,
Ain't u a hoodrat?
So u aint interested in Man Utd?
Ur match against Inter and PSG interested when none of y'all poor gooners couldn't even watch the match.
I had to stand in and ran the commentaries LIVE for NL audience. Do u think i like ARSENAL that much?
Anyways, how was ur party last night after the gunners won?
How was the other party when Chelski lost on saturday? Which was sweeter?