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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Jackal(m): 7:02pm On Aug 05, 2007
Razorr,

I cant believe this . . . . . . . .
Its all good but i never thunk a Chelski fan like u will go back on her words.
U admitted clearly that u will jump boat should CHELSEA lose.
Y'all plonkers should count ur sorry-asses lucky Petr Cech was in form during the regular time.
The scores should have been 4-1.

Ooooooops. . . . . . . . . . . .Was Ronaldo quiet?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 6:58pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Lordi,

Take ur unhappy attitude outta here.
Let our boys celebrate the VICTORY.
U have to feel for these lads especially after what happened at the Cup final in May.
This is Ferguson's 5th community shield so its SPECIAL.

@ Razorr,
Will u shut up your stinking mouth?
The match was boring? Can u tell us any Chelski's match that is not BORING.
Heard this phrase before . . . . . .BORING, BORING CHELSEA?
Yea right, U couldn't be bovvered so that was why FAT FRANK lost his penalty?
If u weren't bovvered, why show up for the match? Why did Moaninho play his strongest available team.
He should have brought the boys in the academy to Wembley.
U sound like a dork talking like that.
Anyways, when are u jumping boat?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Jackal(m): 6:53pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Razorr the goat,

I command u now to join the Man Utd camp.
U shall remain there locked in U9ted's basement till the 5th of september.
Honour the bet otherwise . . . . . . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 6:51pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Lordimpaq,

No one is doubting Arsenal as a good squad.
Against the big boys, Arsenal will hold their own and give a good performance on the pitch.
Why? Because the big boys will play an open game which allows Arsenal players to express themselves very well.

What about mediocre teams who are willing to line up 8 players BEHIND the ball?
Hmmmmmmmm, that will be Arsenal's achilles' heel.
Arsenal are always poor when it comes to unlocking defensive games.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 6:30pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Doyin13,

Nani played very well for a newbie.
He combined well with the front line and should have scored if he wasnt selfish.
There's still time for u to assess United's merchandise so dont be in a haste.
I know lots of y'all expect United to LOSE in 90 minutes but United shaved it although not too impressive.
A full-strength United side would still have beaten Chelsea's best on the day cos Mourinho's men were too jaded.
I cant remember any game Essien was this dull for Chelsea. Mikel was outstanding though.
The shoot-out was kinda bizzare. Who would have thunk FAT FRANK will miss his penalty?
Anyways, the match has no bearing on the season. The WINNERS and LOSERS have got a lot of work to do if they have any hope of lifting the title.
Lest i forget . . . . . . .Watch out for NANI.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 6:13pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Dr Kitaun,

What a wonderful SPEECH.
You know what? Your speech couldn't even change your IDIOCY status. U r just a free-wheeling douchebag.
Am i surprised? Not really. There's a distortion in your brain co-ordination in relation to what u say these days.
The same United that lost 0-3 to AC Milan? It was also the same team that beat Roma 7-1 in a Champions League match.
The same United also won the title that has evaded your club for 3 years.
You even have the gall to say Arsenal and Liverpool have better chances than Chelsea and Man utd to win the league.
I would have clearly understood if u was an ALCOHOLIC. For an average normal working dude to spew this blasphemy on a public forum is appaling.

Are we talking about the same Gunners here?
Mark me words, Arsenal will celebrate a 4th place position this season or 3rd if Berbatov gets injured.
Negrooooooooooooo Please, You don't have a brain.
Your corrupt senses have been beclouded by sheer STUPIDITY and club FANATICISM.
Go to William Hill, Ladbrokes or Coral and see the title odds. Arsenal comes a distant 4th to win the title.
Le Chacal don't want to belabour the obvious but why is your head so far your stinking ass. grin

You would be better off cutting trees in the Amazon jungle than analysing football.
Only a fool would say Man Utd and Chelsea are not miles apart from the rest of the league.
There's no point arguing over such an inane and insipid topic. Everyone knows where Arsenal belong in this country.
4th is their position and if care is not taken they might drop to 5th.
A club with no vision, no plans and no active academy will flop like Arsenal always do season in season out.

I am aware u don't like Man Utd.
Man Utd fans don't like you as well so its a mutual feeling. No offence.
Aganst shitty teams like Ajax and Lazio, Arsenal might be a force to reckon with but against the BIG 2 in England . . . . .Its like comparing You to Jet-Li in a street fight.
Talking of clowns? Who is bigger and dumber than Dr. Kit himself? A Nairaland simpleton.
It seems u have been feeding your habits again. Who woulda thunk a Negro like u is an addict.
You are a waste of space being human. You shld have been a Arrow, u bloody IGNORANUS!!!!!!!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Man United - Community Shield! A Case Of Deja Vu @ Wembley? by Jackal(m): 5:33pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Lordi,

Are u surprised?
Chelsea fans are IDIOTS worldwide.
Can u imagine what people have been spewing on this thread.
Now Karma has struck a big blow on em.
Drogba is injured, Terry will be out for 4 weeks and Mourinho confirmed 4 of his players were injured as at half-time.
Cech, Malouda, Cole and Phillips were injured so its a bleak future for the BLUES.
Moaninho is an unhappy man and he's been moaning again about the loss of Drogba.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 5:30pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ rikkyjen,

I just love Nani.
The guy is promising, vibrant and has got the drive and can be a new Cristiano Ronaldo.
He just took the game in his stride as if he had been with the team for 5 years.
What an acquisition by Ferguson?

Heinze is flying in tomorrow and he must start training with the team.
Tevez's deal should be finally completed tomorrow and Neville, Scholes and Saha should be on the bench when we clash with Reading.
Cant wait for the season to start . . . . . .
Its gon' be exciting and i expect Ronaldo, Rooney and tevez to rock the league.
Sports › Re: Hurray Man Utd Won The Community Shield by Jackal(m): 5:13pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ sunny4all,

Please dont do this.
United fans dont create shitty threads on shitty achievements.
U wanna voice ur opinion? Pls go to the Man Utd thread.
Thank U.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Man United - Community Shield! A Case Of Deja Vu @ Wembley? by Jackal(m): 5:10pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ atiku07,
Take your rotten mouth and gall bladder of this thread u shameless cow.
What have u got to say? Zilch.
You just opened your mouth and spew balderdash in front of a radio.
This negro is so dumb he didnt even check Chelsea's team list before open his crappy mouth.
Any team can win the Shield . . . . . .It has no bearing on the season and u can tell both managers didnt take the whole shebang serious.
United wants the season to start ASAP and not reeling in the glory of a shield.
As we can see, Ferguson did not count his number of titles on his finger tips like erm, erm, erm, Moaninho.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 5:07pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Rikkyjen,

Mourinho hasn't spoken yet.
I swear he will say it was no loss and that it remained 1-1 after 90 minutes.
However, i hope this nonsense shield does not spell a bad omen for Man Utd in the league.
Cant wait for Neville's runs and crosses.
Paul Scholes' imperious form in the midfield and Tevez's buzz.

Lets get this season started . . . . . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 5:04pm On Aug 05, 2007
Its a good game.
I am not particularly impressed by United's performance. Although Chelsea was disappointing as well.
I'd rather we played well and lost than this theatre of comedians and plonkers.
How cld a team not score from the spot?
Is this the same Chelsea trying to win in Europe?
I don't think so . . . . . .Petr Cech, a very good goalie in 90 minutes, a plonker at saving penalties.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 4:57pm On Aug 05, 2007
What a save by Van Der Sar

Rio Ferdinand? Noooo
He scored.
This is entertainment. It doesnt count.


Van Der Sar saves again.
Edwin is on fire.

Carrick scores.


Van Der sar saves again.
Noooo, this is a joke.
Can this Chelsea team win in Europe?
What a shame!!!!!!!!!!



UNITED WINS.

This was pre-arranged. I can't believe none of Mourinho's men scored a penalty.
Wright Phillips, Lampard the plonker and Pizarro.
This is a statement. Edwin is back. . . . . . .He needed to redeem himself especially when he gifted DROGBA that goal in the Cup final.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 4:54pm On Aug 05, 2007
Nothing to choose between both teams.
Both teams tried to win in the 2nd half but resolute defending and boring tactics killed the game off.
Ronaldo and Nani had a good game though. Malouda look promising and i think Ben Haim and Petr Cech had a decent game.
Mikel Obi was immense in the midfield . . . . .Where is PAUL SCHOLES?

Now to PENALTIES . . . . . . . It doesnt matter to me who clinches it.
Chelsea has the edge.
I cant remember United ever winning a penalty shoot-out.
The last time was erm, erm against the Gunners in the same competition in 2003.
Dont know why Ferguson always allow Chelsea to slow the pace of the game down everytime we play em.
We should just go for the kill with our brand of attacking football.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 4:44pm On Aug 05, 2007
We don't need Eagles . . . . . . .
How would Eagles score when it gets to penalties.
Nani and Ronaldo are manning the wings so Eagles should watch n learn.
Its a stupid match . . . . . . . . . .I wish all players were fit and forced to play the match.


P.S. Essien looks like a hoodlum
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Man United - Community Shield! A Case Of Deja Vu @ Wembley? by Jackal(m): 4:42pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ ATIKU07,
Are u watching this game on radio?
Only Nani is playing amongst all Ferguson's buy and as at the time u wrote ur comments, Nani wasnt even playing.
Sometimes people just spew shit in the name of shyte. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 4:38pm On Aug 05, 2007
Ben Haim is a thief.
Cant believe what he did to Vidic.
A clear push and the big self-servicer of the Ref saw it and shook his head.
Its pathetic.

I also think SWP is a self-servicer
His crosses have been poor.
Chelsea is better in the 2nd half. They have kept the ball really well and they look dangerous and Mr Phillips always mess thangs up.
Fletcher for Giggs? Does it mean Ronaldo pairs Rooney upfront?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 4:30pm On Aug 05, 2007
Nani looks sharp.
I like this lad.
Great spirit, great deterination.
Guys, we dont have to win this game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 3:34pm On Aug 05, 2007
Now we can see a good match.

Somebody needed to score a goal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 2:56pm On Aug 05, 2007
It won't be the fire-cracker that i expect.

The players on display are not full strength team.
Chelsea starts with no natural striker.
United will not feature any of the fantastic four.
I dont like this . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Man United - Community Shield! A Case Of Deja Vu @ Wembley? by Jackal(m): 2:54pm On Aug 05, 2007
BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are the managers thinking of?

Van der Sar/ Petr Cech

Brown/Glen Johnson

Ferdinand/Carvalho

Vidic/Ben Haim

Silvestre/Ashley Cole

Carrick/ Essien

O'Shea/ Mikel

Evra/Lampard

Ronaldo/Wright-Phillips

Giggs/Malouda

Rooney/Joe Cole.

SHOCKERS: NO DROGBA + TERRY . . . . . . . . NO TEVEZ, HARGREAVES AND ANDERSON.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 1:18pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Tosinadeda,

Dont sweat the technique.
A fool was just trying to get me started . . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 1:15pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ J-K

I was just thinking what this match would have looked like if everyone was fit.
How do u think SAF would have set his team out this afternoon?
I reckon he would use 4-2-1-3 formation.



                                                    Van Der Sar


     Neville                          Ferdinand                   Vidic                        Evra



                                 Hargreaves                            Carrick           
             
                                                       

                                                           Scholes


                      Ronaldo                                                             Tevez
                                                           Rooney
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 12:23pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Uleh-j,
It is so obvious u are a human-mutt.
You are sick beyond any human reasoning and u need to see your SHRINK.
I never thunk people can still be this dumb and senseless.
How the Bleep do u know who will WIN the shield or not?
Did u know Liverpool was gonna win it last season when they played Chelsea?
I'm sorry to say but i think the dominant gene in ur blood is CORRUPT.
Fucking roaches!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 12:13pm On Aug 05, 2007
@ Ulehj,

Ya father is a dickhead.
A product of a cheap drunk Bleep is what u are.
If u got issues with Man Utd u can suck a camel's cock.

United cannot beat big teams in Europe? Huh?
Roma was thrashed 7-1 by the same United in a champions league Q-final so go check ur records u nicompoop.
Ronaldo will have a quiet day? Does it matter?
He is the best player in the Premiership so deal wiv that u possessed animal!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Man United - Community Shield! A Case Of Deja Vu @ Wembley? by Jackal(m): 10:40am On Aug 05, 2007
@ Kitaun,

Stop having erections on Man Utd.
Leave the CHAMPIONS alone.
Scurmy or Scummy, Man Utd is the Champion of England.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 9:43am On Aug 05, 2007
@ Tosinadeda,

You are a bloody Arrow!!!!!!!!!
Just because UNITED is involved in this match dont mean leprechauns like u should come here and defile our thread.
Chelsea WILL WIN, MAN UTD WILL WIN dont mean shit.
It has no bearing on the league as there's nothing to choose between both teams.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 9:07am On Aug 05, 2007
kitaun:
@Jackal

Go get another job dude! u started well, but it got into your head and all u did all day was spew sh@t angry

u really wanted Arsenal to lose at all cost, but guy u forget say[b] GOD pass Man[/b] tongue

are u telling me that the complaints of those boys werent genuine? did u miss the numerous instances of hard tackles launched against our boys?

worst off, u sure deluded yourself into thinking RVP's injury was major, pele o aburo tongue

Ajax played a nice game, excepting of course their murderous tackles angry they were upcoming with their moves upfront especially disturbing initially Clichy from making his traditional flank runs but as God will have it, he made the move that led to the goal, nice work there!

so whats the yap about? why wont Arsenal stick it up your arses and much more this season? undecided

WE ARE GOING TO WHOOP UR ARSES THIS SEASON, WANNA BET? cool cool
@ Kitaun,

You r the biggest CLOWN on this sports thread and ur comments sometimes make me laugh me head off.
In ur own pathetic views, u believe Arsenal would WIN the Premiership just because they won the Amsterdam tournament? U are having a laugh.
Talking about tackles and dissents to the Ref, RVP should have been sent off for dangerous elbow swings and always swearing at the Referee.
The man in black just wanted the match to flow but both teams took advantage of the situation and were just kicking each other off the park.
Both parties were guilty of dangerous kicks. Arsenal is not 100% INNOCENT so tape ur fuccking mouth shut.

I still reiterate my views that Arsenal is still not yet in Chelsea and Man Utd's level in the Premiership.
Winning home and away against Man Utd does not guarantee the title. It happened last season and UNITED still finished 21 points above Arsenal.
West Ham took Arsenal apart home and away last season but Arsenal still finished 27 points above the HAMMERS.
What does that tell ur bloc-head? It simply says the team that has the most WINS will lift the title. tongue
U cannot by any standard judge the outcome of the Premier league with games u play with European clubs
.
Premiership teams are faster with the ball plus are tougher to unlock.
Ajax played an open game with Arsenal and Clichy/ Eboue were given too much freedom to run at the defence.
Chelsea, Man Utd and Liverpool wont allow it so look beyond ur nose.
Arsenal is going to WHOOP United's ass this season? I have told u it doesnt matter to me if Arsenal picks 6 points every season as long as UNITED lifts the title.
Gone are those days when the outcome of the Arsenal/United match decides who wins the title. It is purely academic now.
More like a pre-season game itself.
The best finish Arsenal can get is to come a distant 3RD to THE BIG 2.


@Deboksy,
Premiership teams beware?
Say that to the Fulhams, Man Citys and Readings.
I have heard that phrase before and the outcome is always predictable. Another 4th finish.
The last time Arsenal won the tournament, HELL WAS LET LOOSE.
Loads of fans were saying Arsenal wld win the Prem and stuffs but CHELSEA gave em a hiding in the community shield and walloped Arsenal again 2 weeks later in the premiership fixture.
Are u still standing by your theory? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Man United - Community Shield! A Case Of Deja Vu @ Wembley? by Jackal(m): 11:12pm On Aug 04, 2007
Its 3pm.
Kick-off is 3pm.
The highlights will start at 2.30pm

Anyways, i am not really looking forward to see this match.
I dont think Ferguson is unleashing any of his fantastic four tomorrow.
The team list is so skint this looks like a Carling cup line-up.
No SCHOLES, SAHA, NEVILLE, ANDERSON, HARGREAVES, NANI, TEVEZ and SOLSKJAER.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 10:32pm On Aug 04, 2007
@ I-man,

You have just spoken the TRUTH.
Arsenal is not READY yet to challenge MAN UTD and CHELSEA.
You will be surprised the same ARSENAL team will be beaten fairly and squarely by Man City, West Ham and Roy Keane's sunderland. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 10:15pm On Aug 04, 2007
Amsterdam tournament and Emirates Cup?
What does that amount to? The Premiership? You are having a laugh.
Congratulations to Wenger and players for lifting something. Its been a barren couple of years and i hope Wenger can also count his trophies on his finger-tips like Mr Mourinho.

However, it was a very balanced game and neither team deserved to win/lose.
Robin's goal was totally against the run of play but the young lad would take it. He was booed, kicked, hacked and tackled for 90 minutes.
A technically sound mind will say Gael Clichy scored the goal . . . . .What a run from the french lad?
If anyone deserved anything today, he did. His work-rate was outstanding.
It was more than a friendly . . . . it was too fesity.
Not a good spectacle of football to watch. Thank God it was played in the night.

Lets see how this will shape Arsenal up for the new season.
The last time they won the Amsterdam tournament, they were disappointing in the league.
Lets just hope this wont be another barren season for Arsene Wenger and goons.
Erm, erm, Gunners . . . . . .This is not something to make noise about. It has no relationship with success in the EPL.
When United won the same tournament last season, there was no thread launched specially for the feat. grin
So stay off creating threads, Capice? tongue tongue


@ PTH,

Keep living in fool's paradise. Unbeaten season? You are having a laugh.
We are talking about an Arsenal team that has FAILED to win any trophy for 2 consecutive seasons.
Y'all guys should bury ur head in shame. How dare u compare your shitty team with the GREAT MAN UTD SIDE.
The same Man United u couldn't beat during the so-called UNBEATEN RUN.
The same Man United that ended the so-called UNBEATEN RUN by rubbing shit on Wenger's face at the PIZZAGATE,
Nigga pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease . . . . . . . . . . .Run and hide in ur locker.
When u win treble, defend a premiership title or win UEFA champions league then u can come to the table and speak to fans of Man United.
We are not on the same wavelength for now.
Only Liverpool and Chelsea(JM defended a Prem title) are the 2 teams worthy of discussin issues with Man Utd. grin grin grin grin
Arsenal is as shitty as Enyimba FC or LA Galaxy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2007
Wenger looks like a Homo.
He should have removed Van Persie.
The poor fella has just been stretchered off in what looks like a major injury.
I hope he stays fit.
Arsenal has won the TROPHY.

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