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@ Razorr,

Nothing was at stake so the tabloids couldn't be bovvered about the match.
Watch the clips Loyika posted and see the number of chances missed.
I don't give a rat about United's loss as long as they show desire and the drive to WIN.
United showed everything positive and they lost by a slim margin compared to Chelsea's game.
Chelsea was woeful on the day and they didnt deserve to WIN the match.
Ronaldo deserved a hatrick in last night's game.

Meanwhile, are u down with sunday's bet?
You shall remain a Man Utd fan for one month should Chelsea lose.
I want u to think DEEP about this bet before agreeing to go with it.
Once struck there aint gon' be a look back.
If u look back, u might turn to a pillar of salt.
Wanna ignore this warning . . . . . . .ask LOT'S WIFE in the Holy Bible.

@ Ruudie.

United has just signed a 9 yr old kid from Australia.
His name is Rhain Davis and this kid is better than Drogba + Rooney + Ronaldo + Van Persie moulded together.
The technical ability and natural talent is just sensational.
He is so well-balanced on the ball . . . . .
His ability to shield the ball in a tight space is extraordinary for someone of his age.

Remember this guy's name in the next 10 years. I have a feeling he will rule the WORLD.
If y'all dont believe me . . . . . . . . . Check this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAuj-F4ong

@ Debosky,

United scored first.
It wasnt a 3-0 lead.
This was a match like one of those days when things dont work for u.
Ronaldo had half a dozen shots saved by Toldo with Rio and Wazza also missing chances.
Technically, United was a better side and Inter was just lucky to scrape a WIN.
United will be back on Sunday.
WATCH OUT.

@ Razorr,

Razorr:
You say nothing was at stake. Yea right. . .

You guys were in old trafford for pete's sake and it was your last pre-season match! Everything was at stake!

Stop spreading chaff around. This is not United's last pre-season match.
United still plays Doncaster on Friday night so keep ur dirty snouts out of this.
The Real United team will feature on Sunday.

This was the Chelsea team that lost to RANGERS.
Apart from the opposition that is much more weaker than the ITALIAN giants, Chelski still rolled out their big GUNS.

Cech; Diarra, Terry, Ben Haim, Johnson; J Cole, Sidwell, Lampard, Malouda; Drogba, Schevchenko Subs used Hilario, A Cole, Carvalho, Mikel, Pizarro, Sinclair, Wright-Phillips.

@ Debosky,
Please compare Chelsea's strength on the bench with Man Utd's bench tonight and get back to me.
If u are the owners of both teams, which manager would u sack between Mourinho and Ferguson.
N.B. Mourinho's men were beaten by[b] 2 unreplied goals[/b].


@ Toshmann,

When was the last time Liverpool FC won the Premiership?
Get back to me when u have the answer.

_{Mukina whispers the answer to Le Chacal.
Jackal asks if Muks was sure of the answer
Muks confirmed the answer is very correct}.

LIVERPOOL HAS NEVER WON THE PREMIERSHIP IN ITS 15 YEARS OF EXISTENCE.

@ Debosky,,

Arsenal Vs Inter Match was different.
That was a tournament. Something was at stake.
Arsenal must win to lift the Emirates cup.

Can u tell me what was at stake tonight if United had won Inter 10-0?
Zilch.
Nani, Anderson, Hargreaves were all fit but didnt play because we have a match on Sunday.
You will see a bit of the United side that will blaze this season on sunday.
Inter should count themselves lucky to have scraped a victory tonight.

United: Van der Sar; Brown, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra; Eagles, Carrick, O'Shea; Ronaldo, Rooney, Giggs.
Substitutes: Martin, Fletcher, Bardsley, Silvestre, Kuszczak

Up United.

GAME OVER.
UNITED LOST gallantly but there are positives.
The big guns were rested for Chelsea's game and United can go back to the drawing board.
No NEVILLE, SAHA, NANI, ANDERSON, SCHOLES, HEINZE, PARK, SMITH, HARGREAVES and many other players were rested.
Ferdinand should be blamed for the loss. . . . .Rooney found him unmarked in the box and Rio blasted over the bar in what my Granny could have tucked in.
'Twas a good test for the lads and Chelski will be grilled on Sunday.
Its fyne by me when United loses like this . . . . . .May God save Chelsea on sunday cos Man Utd does not lose back to back.

FINAL WHISTLE
MAN UTD 2-3 INTER MILAN.

@ Razorr,
Your hate comments are welcome.

@ Razorr,

Chelsea lost 2-0 to Rangers of Scotland(2nd best team in the shittiest league in Europe)
If we lost 2-3 to the best team in Italy? which one is worse?
You better pack yourself and remove yourself from this thread.
Man Utd haters!!!!!!!!!

@ whitelexi,
What are u watching?
Are we watching the same match?
United is playing better here and this team is no star studded.
How many of the starting XI started today?
Stop spreading chaff.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Ronaldo just scored
Nah . . . . . . . . . . ,  . . It was deflected in by ADRIANO.
Its an own goal but United will take anything now.

United are turning the screws tight now and their tails are UP.
Ronaldo and Rooney are running Inter rugged.
Just dunno why we do things the hard way . . . . . .Well, United like getting things like this so dont be surprised.
The goals will start coming now.

MAN UTD 2-3 INTER MILAN

@ Rikkyjen,

Don't worry.
Its a work-out for the 3rd team.
Although Rooney n Ronaldo are present but lots of fringe players.

Ferguson will roll out his aces in the 2nd half.
United is playing well but the fringe players are not doing their bit to supply passes to Wazza.
United will beat Inter.
Just keep ya fingers crossed.

For Bleep's sake . . . . . . . .

Man Utd 1-3 Inter Milan.
Rooney for United
Suazo(inter milan) has just scored a brace.
Ibrahimovic scored on the 26th minute.

United players look jet lagged.
I am sure Fergie will roll out his aces in the 2nd half.
Happy Viewing.

@ Razorr,
Don't worry.
Just heard now that Neville, Saha and Tevez will miss the cruncher on Sunday.
Dont know what Ferguson is playing at. . . . . . . . . .
United look skint without these players but i trust Fergie to have a gameplan.

Banderas? A Desperado?
Would u trust a desperado with your stakes? I don't think so . . . ,  . .
Loyika would have been the perfect dude but he is not coming to the UK till december.
So what do we do?

I have an idea.
How about i become a Chelski fan for a month if UNITED lose and vice versa if Chelsea lose.
D'accord?

Ooooooooooops.
One down one to go.
I just hope Razorr won't be short-changed with this offer of hers.
Could Razorr's CHESTICLES be losing value in the stock market?
I thought they were PRICELESS only 24 hrs ago.

@ Razorr,

Razorr:
Back to the match. . .

The only thing that might pose a threat to Chelsea on Saturday would be what position Faggotson chooses to play Ronaldo.

If he plays Ronaldo on the right wing, then we might have a problem since we don't have a solid right back yet.

Please stop analysing football, u don't have a clue
If Ronaldo plays on the right wing, your LEFT BACK defender will DEAL with him and not a solid right back.
Where Ronaldo plays is not significant cos he roams the pitch and u can find him upfront in partnership with Wazza as Saha will be absent.
I just hope Scholesy gets a run on sunday as his imperious form will make the difference.

Oshea Rio Vidic Evra

Ronaldo Scholes Owen Nani

Rooney Giggs

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@ Loyika & Vieira.
All these exhaustion of man-power on the Jackal.
I must believe u have read the Frederick Forsyth's novel: THE DAY OF THE JACKAL.
It might pretty much be put into play to evade prying eyes from y'all private eyez.
This might well turn out as a goose chase.
Please don't come to UK.
Razorr's LIPS between her HIPS is causing anarchy already.


@ Razorr,
Whats my SIN?

@9ja4eva,

Match starts at 8pm tonight.
Its gon' be awesome.
Make sho u watch it.

@ Loyika,

I will watch me back.
Sorry, CCTV watches it for me in the City.
Now that all y'all wanna leave ur profession for PAPPARAZZI . . . . . . . .I wish all y'all GOOD LUCK.
Razorr's CHESTICLES and LIPS and THE LIPS BETWEEN HER HIPS  will crash Nairaland one day(Nostradamus predictions page 235)

@ Vieira,
I will do just that.
Razorr is a smooth operator.
Don't let her con u into it.
She has bleeped Lordi's life up like Delilah did Samson
Payment before delivery is the only way u can clip her wings.
She stays in Nigeria so i guess she posts her luscious wet lips to u so u can kiss(and maybe BJ) then u send it back to her.


@ Razorr,
U stay in the South East and as u can see, Vieira hates it down there so nothing for u.
I hate the SE as well so u are on ur own.
Why can't u just admit u got crush on me? U want Vieira to do all these things for u for a mere kiss?
U need to see ur SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do NL United fans need permission to play with ur CHESTICLES? Nah
We got exclusive rights just like MSI/KJ owns Carlos Tevez.

@ Vieira,

Everywhere in the city is DRY.
I prefer chillin @ Establishment than going South East.
The rate at which those kids do DRUGS and tote guns is alarming in that area.
Can't afford to DIE now, a lot of peops wont forgive me if i do.

We can go to STEAMBAR as well.
It's pretty much posher than Establishment and u can always run across Drogba, Essien and Mikel Obi if we get lucky.
I would really like to see their faces after the bashing on Sunday afternoon.
Never mind. . . . . . .The drinks will be on me.
Lets PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

Don't hate us.
We are the champions. Only champions pop champagne.
Chelski will be poppin palm wine by the time Rooney scores a brace.

@ Folanusi,
Go to the Man Utd thread and do ur induction.
Meet up with the United lads and learn the ropes.
If u come across any chic u like on the thread, just ring me.
Only United fans are qualified to have any chic they want.
Capice?

Mukina is right to rather watch Tom n Jerry than watch the match.
I'd rather play with Razorr's CHESTICLES for 90 minutes than watch the match.(Ruudie and Lordi, i am surry!!!!!!!)

Shevchenko will rise again?
He never fell. He is still one of the greatest strikers of his generation.
Sheva is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Vieira,

Thanx for the description.
You are a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should hook up soon at ESTABLISHMENT. What r your plans this weekend?
Lets pop champagne when United slams Chelsea on Sunday.


@ Loyika,
You want to become the President of Nigeria?
Its easy . . . . . .become GAY and shag Y'ar Adua and Sultan of Sokoto.
Another 8 years will see u being considered as the President.


@ Razorr,
Why won't u be lost?
This is an unfamiliar terrain for u.
Erm, erm, how do i get to Jankara market from Festac.

Banderas:
Jackal, so what do you expect us to do? do we fight this, (like MLK, Fela, Malcom X and other black leaders), or do we simply lie back and let it be?

It can't be fought. That is what i am trying to tell u.
Besides, The Holy Quaran tells me when RAPE is INEVITABLE, sit back, relax and ENJOY it.

Loyika,

Are u on steroids? You are really in form this afternoon.
I still don't understand why people take the word NIGGA personal these days when the system has been NIGGERISED.
Maybe Banderas don't even know we live in a world where being Black is already a CURSE and there's nothing we can do about it.
Even on Government forms, RACISM speaks loud.
A Caucasian is refered to as IC-1 and NIGGAS are called IC-3. If that is not RACISM, i wonder what racism is.
Its in your face and what the mess can we do about it, ZILCH.

We live in a world where a man is judged by the color of his skin, not the content of his character
22 million black in America, 75 percent population of the prison system.
Lewis Hamilton(F1 driver) is refered to as British now because he is SUCCESFUL.
If he was a criminal dealing drugs, the media will say a Brit born by Afro-Carribean parents(they distance emselves from him)
Thats the world we live in so we all have to DEAL with it.

N.B. Never knew u love CHESTICLES. I can now understand why Razorr has MANY MEN under her spell.

@ Loyika,

I am a NIGGA and i am proud.
Banderas is a NIGGA and he ain't proud.
U might see him doing a plastic surgery like Wacko Jacko soon.

@ Banderas,

We lost RUUD last season and still won the Premiership.
Hello?
We lost STAM in 2002 and we won the Prem in 2003.
Hello?


Concerning the NIGGA stuffs.
White supremacists and reh reh reh, please get over it.
The N-word is not what we should be fighting(u should know better) it is the institutionalised racism we should be battling.
Why the black man can't become the President of conglomerates. Why the black man's potentials are limited and can never get beyond some certain positions in life. THAT IS RACISM.
Why kill myself over a word? The white man u see on the street TODAY were not the people responsible for SLAVERY It is their ancestors so why make em a scape goat for what their forefathers did.
U need a lotta learn dawg.
All y'all SHILPA SHETTY kinda peops bore me to DEATH.

@ Loyika,

Ma Sat Nav has gone cuckoo.
Nearly led me into Thames the other night and i dont wanna get any congestion charge levied on me so i need Vieira's directions.
Quaresma? Now i know u are pushing ur luck too far. Why not sign Deco or Ze Roberto?
Be contented with how much Wenger has spent already.


@ Banderas,

United can do without any player.
If Ronaldo leaves today, somebody else will take the initiative and lead us into Champions league spot on the table.
We are not Chelsea . . . . . .one man team(DROGBA) or Arsenal when HENRY was there.
A lot of people think Ronaldo calls the shot but my man of the season is PAUL SCHOLES. Ronaldo stole his SHINE.

N.B Ain't u a black man? I thought all Blacks are Niggaz or Negroes and if u are white, maybe u are a WIGGA.

@ Loyika,

Its nuthing we cannot handle.
Heinze remains at OT and Ferguson signs Tevez. Thats the only feasible outcome i can see.
U dont manage a club for 21 years without stamping some authority and knowing who to talk to.

Arsenal needs a winger? We can loan u Ronaldo but u must exempt him whenever we clash in the league.
Good deal? Yea right.
There are so many wingers in the country so Wenger should grab 'em.
Etherington of West Ham and Damien Duff are possibilities.

@ Vieira,
How do i get to the 'Ville from the Swiss Cottage area
Heard its on Caledonian road and i know its nearer Islington(your domain)
I wanna go n see some couple of dudes there but i dunno how to get there by car.
Can u shed some light . . . . . . .

@ Mukina2

You ar HARSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
U forgot to mention Ideye and BALA EZEKIEL to that list.
Do u want the Nigerians to die on the pitch of old age?

Man Utd 3-1 Chelsea.

Ronaldo(pen.) Terry
Rooney
Nani