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@ Banderas,

Reliable Neville?
No winger can take him for a ride in the Prem.
The only player capable of doing that is . . .erm erm Ronaldo and they play in the same team.
Unless Hleb/Rosicky gets merged together . . . . . I dont really see anyone beating Neville on his good/bad day.
What we miss in Neville is not even his defensive quality . . . .Its his runs and crosses.
Wes Brown in that position is a waste of space.

@ Femioni or is Feminineson,

Who u calling a nincompoop?
Are u mentally-ill?

@ MC Omo,

Please get a nicer handle.
This one just sucks . . . . .Lemme see if i can use ma political power to bail u out again.

@ Loyiks da MILITANT.

Dont get it twisted.
Remember what i told u when United was 19th . . . . .I said watch how the revival was going to kick-off.
It has started . . . . Players are coming back at the right time so the gaffer can work well with his strategies.
Lucky Arsenal always getting dodgy penalties to win matches.

@ Banderas,
Pompey and Citeh games were the best United have played this season.
U need to check the game stats before u accuse United of any wrong doing.
A Saha in that match would have guaranteed the maximum points but we wont give excuses.
Sometimes . . . . .u just run out of luck and ur major players get crocked.
Lets see what happens when Van Perise and Fabregas gets crocked for 2 months.

@ presido,

That was harsh.

@ Femionasan,

Look before u leap.
Check before u spew.
Go to Man Utd thread and see the way ur comrades have defiled it with their dud and demonic comments.
Kiatun, Loyika and Lordimpaq are the biggest culprits . . . . U havent seen anything yet.
Just wait till Arsenal loses a league game . . . .I am going to shit on this thread and theres nuthing any of y'all will do about it.

@ Loyika,

Ma dog is still ALIVE.
Didnt watch Man Utd and Sunderland game cos ma neighbour took him out for his walk.
He will def'ly see Everton's game if he doesnt sleep.

Anyways, i have no such powers to control what I-man says.
I dont also believe u can control anyone not to comment on ur posts.
Man Utd runs in I-man's blood and he will defend that time and time again.
Maybe if u stop talking about Man Utd . . . . . I-man will let u be but i doubt that.
U have already given him the signs that u are Imanophobic . . . . He loves pissing u off.
I'd do the same if i was him.

Arsenal to finish above Man Utd this season? Tell me u are just joking, please.
I will dance naked on Oxford Street if it happens.

@ Cabali,

I am so sowwwwwwy for Chelsea.
Where did u go last night?
You and Dapsycool just evaporated . . . . . I thunk u guys just dropped dead.
Thank God u are ALIVE.
Dont panic . . . . . .Its just a temporary GLITCH.
If i were u . . . . .I would be happy cos u are still 2 points ahead of ur main title contenders.
Those plonkers on TOP are film-tricks . . . . .They will drop faster than Lewis Hamilton's car in F1

@ Loyika,

U dont control what people write . . . .
Where do u think u are? Rumola road?
I-man will continue to comment on ur post whether u love it or hate it.
Until u regard Man Utd as ur superior . . . . .U dont have too much choice.
This is a blog for crying out loud and not a family meeting.
Lemme make it simple . . . . . DO U ACCEPT MAN UTD AS UR LAWFULLY WEDDED TEAM?

Tips . . . .If u answer YES(I-man will bother u no more) . . . . .If u answer NO . . . . . .expect more from him.
Which way do u go?

I love Martin Jol.
Its not easy to break into the top 4 and he gave the Arses a good run for their money in the last 2 seasons.
Spurs deserved to win against Fulham but ill-luck and wasted chances wouldnt let em.
I still believe they will give it a fight cos there's quality in the team when the likes of King and Lennon gets back.

@ chuckdee4,

What has Wenger achieved?
Pls coming here to tell us he achieved far less than what Ferguson had.
Wenger has won just 3 prem titles in 11 years . . . . . . . . . Is that an achievement?

@ I-man,

Leave these Arses alone . . . .Let em continue to live in their fool's paradise.
Even when they came 4th twice in a row the celebrated more than the champions.
Are u surprised they are ranting and puffing now . . . . . . .
Even if the season ends today . . . . Arsenal would still come 2nd.
Its still the same news everytime . . . . .Always discussing what could have been and playing 2nd 4th fiddle every season.

@ Loyika,

Did i touch a sore nerve?
This time last season u were 18th on the table.
2nd spot and u r having bouts of penile erections? There are still 33/34 GAMES to go so dont wet ur panties yet.
We'll see where it gets to when the decline starts . . . . Dont say i didnt warn u.

@ Banderas,

Dont count a game in hand until u have won it.
Chelsea fans would have dismissed Villa with a wave of hand if it was a game in hand . . . . .
Do i need to tell u what happened in that game again?

@ I-man,

Word is Bond.
Arsenal are no title contenders. A kid of 5 knows that.
All of em are happy SPURS might relegate . . . .They are quick to forget Spurs also had 3 points in 5 games last season and still finish 5th.
If things gel quickly for SPURS . . . . . . they will give Arsenal a hiding when they meet at White Hart Lane in few weeks.


@ Lordimpaq,

Arsenal is the next club to lose.
U have been riding on mother luck and getting dodgy penalties(3 in 4 games already) here and there.
After MATCHDAY 10 . . . . . . . I wld be surprised if Arsenal dont come 8th on the league table.
Enjoy the 2-week stay on the top spot . . . . .It might be the only time u taste it this season.

How can Drogba be the best striker in the world?
These Chelsea fans are here again. . . . . . . . . .
What has Drogba done to merit that title . . . . . .20 league goals in one season?

@ Loyika,

I am disappointed in Wenger's records.
If u add it to the fact that he is yet to win back to back titles and never won the UEFA champions league then its more appaling.
Stop deluding urself if u think Arsenal will stay on top till the end. Its a temporary spot. . . .DANGER LOOMS FOR ARSENAL.

Talking about SPURS. . . . . .They were exactly in the same situation last season so ZIP IT.
They had 3 points from their 1st 5 games as well last season so there's no reason to be joyful.
Spurs can still finish above ARSENAL and lets see what the gunners have got in store when they visit SPURS in few weeks.

This is no CRYSTAL BALL REPORT. I told y'all knuckle-heads that United's REVIVAL will start against SPURS and it has started.
We will go to Everton and stand TALL. . . . . .Come back to OT and face Chelsea and get anutha WIN.
Make no bones about it . . . .  .Chelsea and Man Utd are still the strongest . . . .Things are going the Arses way now but the luck will soon dry out.

I will be surprised if Arsenal make the Champions league spot this season.
3 wins and a draw is not something u should be pouting about considering 3 of those matches were played at HOME.
What awaits Arsenal in the away matches to come will shock u in the next few weeks.
Time will surely tell . . . . . . .

@ chuckdee4,

Tevez is not playing crap.
Did u see his 2nd half performance against Sunderland?
He was clearly transformed when he was playing just behind SAHA and i have mentioned it times without number.
Tevez is not a TARGET MAN but some knuckleheads dont even know Bleep ALL about football.

He can go to Australia or Planet Mars.
United have big players coming back in the 2-week period and thats a bonus for us.
Neville, Rooney and Ronaldo coming back so let Tevez get some sunshine in Australia.
Are the African players busy as well? Damn, this football calendar is too hectic.

What do u expect when u have 5 managers in a team?
Jose wants Alves . . . . .Roman wants Ronaldinho and reh, reh, reh.
Abrahamovic should just let Jose do his job and stop interfering.
I am not sure Malcolm Glazer can name the all the members of the United's 1st team whereas Roman can tell u all Chelsea's substitutions since he bought em.
Maybe he needs to take a chill pill.
Chelsea are their own greatest enemies and i am loving it.
I hope it continues and give United the chance to take advantage of the situtation again.

No team would lose any player to injuries.
Wenger wld give em national team managers not to over-run his players.
U guys are lucky as some of ur players are Africans . . . .U cant say the same about Man United.

Its a big chance to re-group and its also a period where the teams in form can drop their concentration.
Wenger is experienced well enough to know the effects so i expect him to deal with it.
What do u mean it doesn't favour Arsenal? Every Manager in the country will like to be where Wenger is right now.
Mourinho wldnt have looked like the DEVIL if he was sitting in the pole position last night.
Enjoy the top spot while it lasts cos u might not taste the feeling again this season.
U dont believe me? Ask Sven Eriksson.

@ I-man,

The Arses must be over the moon.
Most of em think they have won the league already cos they r sitting temporarily in the pole position.
I cannot but LAUGH . . . . . . . . .Just watch the way United is climbing and grinding out results without playing well.
Dayuuuuuuum, I cant believe Ronaldo has served his 3-match ban . . . .He will be fresher and fitter.
The real battle starts with Everton at Goodison . . . . . Gary Neville's return and Ronaldo will def'ly put United in a fight mode.
I am so confident United will rule the roost by MATCHDAY 10.

@ nateevs,

I must blame Jose for the 4-3-3.
C'mon . . . . What was Pizarro doing on the bench in the 1st half.
Leaving Drogba to do it all by himself fails most of the time.
With 4-4-2 . . . . . . Villa's defenders will be concentrating on 2 strikers instead of 1.
Mourinho's fire-brigade attitude is also one of the factors why Chelsea lost . . . . .

He concedes a goal by mistake and he changes a team abruptly.
Why push Mikel out when it was obvious he was doing a good job in the Midfield?
He made all the 3 subs too soon and to me that was pushing the panic buttons.
To be honest, i think all em Villa players will fail the dope test last night . . . . .They must be on drugs.
I have never seen a team run from the blast of the whistle till the end like they did last night.
Full of running . . . . . even the wasted Reo-Coker played the game of his life.
It was just a bad day in the office . . . . . .Chelsea will bounce back.


@ Banderas

A 4-man Chelsea midfield would have neutralised Villa's midfield more easily.
Mikel, Essien, Malouda and Phillips would have done a better job in the middle of the pack.
3-man Chelsea midfield didnt stretch Villa at all . . . . . .The midfield was too thin and SWP wasted many opportunities trying to be a hero.
In ma opinion, Belletti had a good game . . . .He was a bit of a gem and he made some good defensive moves to ward off Villa in the 1st half.
The 2nd goal was as a result of Chelsea bombing forward to get a goal and had a bit of luck in it.
The only error Chelsea made was conceding a goal from a set-piece at the time the goal was scored.
It destroyed Jose's team talk @ half-time and he had to come up with an ineffective plan B too quickly.

@ Ruudie boy,

Of FUCKING course,

Who would sell a Man Utd that will quadruple his worth in 2 years?
When u have a team with SAF, Rooney and Ronaldo . . . .You are bound to go places with em.
The Glazers know this current United team is the best ever assembled by the gaffer.
Everywhere u look, there is QUALITY.

P.S. Did u see Barca's game last night? For Bleep's Sake . . . . . . Barca has the best team in the world.
La Liga will be more interesting than the Prem this season, Real Madrid also whupped Villareal 5-0 in a rare away victory.

@ Akolawole,

Chelsea's loss yesterday should be blamed on Mourinho's team selection and formation.
4-3-3 against Villa's 4-4-2? Chelsea was out-numbered in the midfield and that was where the problem was.
I have to admit . . . .Chelsea didn't play badly at all . . . Villa stepped up their game.
Jose Mourinho did not exercise patience as well and he pushed the panic buttons too soon. . . . . .
Joe Cole's substitution was too early . . . . Drogba and Pizarro lacked the cutting edge upfront and it was just a bad day for Chelsea.

Chelsea fans should be happy this loss came at this time.
We all know a loss for Chelsea means Chelsea can cop 15 straight victories after this.
The last time Chelsea lost to Liverpool in January, they did 10 wins on a trot without blinking.
Theres going to be some massive shake-down and if Jose is allowed to do things his own way . . . . .He will triumph.
Lampard's absence had nuthing to do with . . . .Fat Frank is not better than the 3 players who played in the MIDFIELD yesterday.

@ Lordi,

Arsenal's 2nd place is temporary.
Look at Man City, Everton and even Chelsea . . . . . .They all sat at the top and fell by the way side.
Arsenal would still lose and when they do, it will be a run of bad results.
Like i have said, Get back to me after MATCHDAY 10 . . . . . . . . . . .

@ joeb,

Thats the spirit, bro.

@ Kit,

Will u shut ur mouth?
What are u on about?
4-0, 20-0, 1-0 they are all 3 points.
People play Man Utd and line up behind the ball.
They lock the game up and unfortunately, the key holders(Roon and Ron) are out injured.

Lets YIM before i superjump slap u.

@ nateevs,

Drog is bleeped.
I will be surprised if he gets 11 league goals this season.
Players now know how to mark him . . . .Drog is too uni-directional.
He was kept in a back pocket by a 100k pounds defender.
Robben was missed.

@ nateevs,

Dont worry about Liverpool or Arsenal.
They will all meet their waterloo soon.
No team can win 38 games in the Prem.
There are bound to be losses and draws.

@ Razorr,

A thousand sad faces wont be enough.
Thank God u are alive . . . . .Intel reports say u passed out and banged ur head against a table.
Is u hurt?
Lemme call para-medics to attend to your swollen lips . . . . .
CHELSEA was cheated . . . . . VILLA played 13 men against Chelsea's 10.
Theres gonne be a replay on Wednesday.

@ Cabali,

That HELL can be permanent if u guys are not careful.
U better move over to OT . . . .where dreams come true.

@ A-40,

Man United will WIN.
It wont be easy but a U9ted victory is written all over that match.
I would have predicted a DRAW if Man City didnt whack us a fortnight ago . . . .
With one loss already, Man Utd will TURN UP and give Chelsea anutha TECHNICAL BUTTY-WASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,

They meet BLACKBURN?
Another draw looms . . . . . Trust me, Blackburn Rovers is not easy these days with Santa Cruz and Benni.
Mourinho must be throwing fits now after seeing the shambolic performance of his strikers.

I forsee a DRAW at BLACKBURN and a LOSS at OT.
Mourinho's getting his tactics wrong these days.
I cannot believe VILLA can score 2 unreplied goals against Chelsea. . . . .
Its amazing.

PSA: RAZORR has fallen ill. She passed out after VILLA scored the 2nd goal.
AKOLA is also suffering from acute body pains after watching the 1st 45 minutes.
Is this an epidemic or endemic?

@ Toshmann,

Pls fax me some cans of Stella Artois so i can DRINK to Chelsea's VICTORY DEFEAT.

@ A-40,

Of course, Chelsea would fight back but not against UNITED.
We have been beaten already . . . .once beaten twice shy.
Chelsea would fight back against other teams that are yet to lose.

U dunno how HUNGRY Ferguson is to get close to the top 4 spot.
Ferguson couldnt wait to get the matches against SPURS and SUNDERLAND outta the way so Ronaldo can come back.
Glad Saha is baq plus NEVILLE and WAZZA can get a cameo appearance against EVERTON before we meet MOURINHO.

@ nateevs,

We will miss him and reh, reh reh.
Are u trying to say Chelsea doesnt play boring football.
Even Drogba said Chelsea needs to be more adventurous.
In the 1st 2 seasons . . . . Do u know how many 1-0 wins Chelsea had?
Chelsea scores a goal and they close shop . . . .Afterall, Football results is better than Football beauty.
Mourinho will always have 6 men lined up behind the ball and u don't have that flair in Chelsea at all.

N.B. I can authoritatively tell u FERGUSON and WENGER are UNSACKABLE.
They are LIVING LEGENDS . . . .U dont manage a club for 21 years based on luck . . . .It is RESPECT.
Wenger is anutha massive institution at ARSENAL . . . . .U cannot say that about MOURINHO.
MOURINHO'S job security is so thin it can go through the eye of the needle.


@ A-40,

Where are the Chelski fans on Nairaland?
Dapsycool, Razorr, Akola, Amodu and all other glory hunters?
They are hiding after getting a HIDING from ASTON VILLA.
What a game??  I am sure Mourinho would say Petr Cech's malaria and Terry's diseased-cock was responsible for today's loss.
Chelsea had just 2 shots on goal in the entire 90 mins.
It was APPALING.

@ A-40.

Lemme whisper this . . . . . .

_{Rooney, Ronaldo, Neville and Saha will be fit to face Everton @ Goodison and Chelsea at OT.}

U seem to have forgotten that, innit?

@ nateevs,

Jose said he deserved something from this match . . . . . Is Mourinho insane?
A team that had just 2 shots on goal all day and no shot on goal in the entire 2nd half . . . . .
Something must be wrong with Jose . . . . .
He looked so gloomy when he was interviewed and u must feel for him.

I think his 4-3-3 system didnt pay off.
Drogba is useless with 4-3-3 . . . . . .A KID of 5 knows that.
Pizarro should have started in a normal 4-4-2 . . . . . .Drogba was too isolated with those brilliant defenders.
I also think Jose's decison to use up all his substitutes so soon is a wack tactic.

Anyways, the season has just started.
Arses will soon meet their own waterloo . . . . . Its only a matter of time.
The table wont take shape until MATCHDAY 10.
Dont kill urself already . . . .  . . . . . .United will pile more woes soon at OT.

No need for this topic.
Go to Chelsea's thread.
Thank U.