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@ Stillwater,

The hearts of men are wicked? I don't think so.
Women are demonic. . . .
No wonder the adage goes. . . .Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.
A woman will go any length to destroy a guy. . . .Witchcraft, Jazz, Homicide and any tool they can lay their leprotic hands on.

Must hit the sack now but this is not over!!!!

@ The Sly,

That has been happening in the UK ages ago. . . .
These women are EVIL . . . . Many men are rotting in jail cells now over phantom rape cases. . . .
Dear Lord. . . .Deliver us from EVE-IL

stillwater:
@ jackal, Smart men never existed . Thank Adam for that.

Babes, dont contradict yourself.
If smart men never existed. . . who is breaking the hearts of women?
They can't be breaking it themselves, can they?

@ Stillwater,

Women will win top the poll.
They will win the CHEATER's poll and the highest % of broken-hearted species.

You have never been heart-broken? Congratulations!!!
That places u among the lucky 9% of this forum.
Guard your heart. . . . .  smart men are on the prowl.

@ Stillwater,

Outrageous? Nahhhhhhhh, it seems you dont have a clue!!!!

Women are so devious and diabolical that even when they are heart-broken, they are good at hiding it from their mates.
I have heard of some girls posting gifts to themselves with an imaginary name as the sender so all and sundry can believe they really have a man somewhere.  Things women do to save their face. . . . .Pathetic!!!
If u create a poll on this forum. . . . The stats will read more than 81%. . . .It may go 91% if the women here are honest to themselves.

Men aint CHEATERS . . . . .They are just looking out for themselves. So deal with it!!!

@ The Sly,

SPOT ON!!!!!!

stillwater:
Women are half-witted, classless, confused, clumsy, shallow, thoughtless, wrongly and wildly imaginative, according to you, blah, blah, blah, and you guys keep falling for us hook, line and sinker. Those adjectives listed up there decribes someone who is dumb. So if a common "dumb" person keeps using you guys to play football anytime she wants, what does that say of men? I'll tell you . It means that in the hierachy of dumbness, men are the dumbest people on the face of the earth!!!!!!!!!!!

Priceless!!!!!

Women use guys to play soccer anytime she wants? It's the reverse, please smell the coffee.
Like the old African adage . . . . .to catch a monkey, one must be a gorilla.

Every relationship starts the same way . . . . .phone calls, sweet txt messages, good attitude and reh reh reh.
Once a guy is done using the chic. . . the story changes and he moves on to devour anutha prey somewhere else with the same method.
Statistically, women suffer more heart-breaks than men so who is really using who?
I was reading a mag that says 81% of today's women would have her heart smashed at least THRICE before she turns 40.
For the men, the stats say 36% before he turns 40.  STATS the way it is.

P.S. Women are just what they are. . . . . GULLIBLE.

dayokanu:
Lionel Messi 8: Dipped after a phenomenal start but still the side's most dangerous player. Wonderful footwork, vision and touch. Only lasted an hour

Cristiano Ronaldo 6: A dreadful penalty miss and, despite some bursts of pace, was disappointing. Prone to hitting the deck at the slightest tap.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/apr/24/barcelona.manchesterunited1

Messi - 8: The outstanding player in the first half. Every time he got on the ball he looked to charge straight through United's defenses and, more often than not, he did a good job of it. Lit up an already exciting encounter and all he lacked was end product.

Ronaldo - 5: Won a free-kick, won a corner, won a penalty and missed the penalty - all within the first two minutes! Cristiano Ronaldo in a nutshell. Looked lively and his movement kept Barcelona busy, but ultimately, he missed the only clear-cut opportunity of the whole game, for either side. Could have had another penalty later in the first half, but the referee probably felt he was evening things out by denying the Devils on that occasion.

http://goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=670462

Now you decide who would you rate as your world best

IDIOT should be your last name. . . .

Messi. . . . .Played in his natural position. Messi's team was playing at home and the onus was on em to display their pass-pass schitzo.
He was lively but he barely made any impact whatsoever. . . .his runs and trickery did not work Van Der Sar or rattle the post.

Ronaldo. . . .Played as a lone striker(not his preferred position). . . . .He had to rely on good services to produce something magical.
On the day, his teammates were dire but he still showed his brilliance. . . . He could have won 3 penalties if the referee was brave.
He was influencial. . . . . .Whose face was all over the tabloids after the game? Messi or Ronaldo? You do the math.

To all neutrals. . . . . .These are the awards Cristiano Ronaldo is bound to win this season.

PFA player of the year 2007/08.
PFA young player of the year 2007/08.
PFA fans' player of the year 2007/08.

Barclay's player of the season 2007/08.
Football Writers association award 2007/08.
EPL golden boot 2007/08.

Champions league golden boot 2007/08.
European golden shoe 2007/08.
Portugese footballer of the year 2007/08

European player of the year 2007/08(possibly)*
World player of the year 2007/08(probably)*

Neutrals can draw their conclusion.

@ Eldee,

Cesc as Arsenal's captain? Are u high on shroomz ?
Lets get something straight here. . . . .Fabregas, just like Ronaldo have their expiry dates in England.
Fab4 is Barca through and through and Ronaldo will still play for REAL MADRID sooner than later.

Wenger needs to choose someone that is commited to Arsenal for life. KOLO TOURE fits that bill PERFECTLY.
Toure can do the job. . . . .U dont need an aggressive character to be a captain.
Gareth Barry, Stevie Gerrard, Ledley King are not loud captains but they do their jobs.

How loud is Gary Neviile and Giggsy? Follow United's foot-steps and u may win something.

stillwater:
Did you say gullible? If Adam is not the perfect definition of gullible, I don't know what is . Do I need to remind you that Adam without hesitation readily ate the fruit without putting up defences. I say again Shame!!!!!!! Shame on Jackal, Shame on Sly, Shame on men!!!!!!!!!!!

Hesitation? Why would a man hesitate to eat from his woman?
Adam TRUSTED Eve . . . . Eve betrayed that trust when she gave Adam the forbidden fruit. . . . .
Look at it this way. . . . .There were 2 people Satan could have lured into SIN. . . .Why did he choose EVE?
Satan musta known women are gullible, conceited, unsatisfied, nosey, ill-mannered, deceptive, liars, half-witted, classless, confused, clumsy, pest-natured, shallow, thoughtless, wrongly and wildly imaginative, vacant, promiscuous, greedy, unrefined and generally pest-natured.

@ Dayokanu,

The use of English is your biggest problem.
I said there is no significant financial difference between Bayern Munich and Bayern Leverkusen/Dortmund /Cottibus.
Definitely, there is a difference between $10m and $30m but u cannot really say it is significant.
However, u can say there's a significant difference between $30m and $600m . . . . . .

For instance, Eduardo's transfer fee is higher than the whole starting XI of Blackburn FC.
Blimey. . . . .Wayne Rooney's transfer fee is higher than the whole Blackburn squad never mind Derby County.
So tell me, how do u expect Blackburn to challenge Man United in a season of 38 games?
Until u begin to learn the nitty gritty and the value of GB Pounds, u will continue to thrive in delusion.

Lemme know the results of your psycho-evaluation test, u cunt!!!!!!!!!

stillwater:
Look at this man!!!! Don't get the bible twisted. Are you trying to say that men were doing it with animals or among themselves during the fallen angels era? I guess not.

Obviously, men were doing it normally just like Abraham and Sarah and reh reh reh. There were no male prostitutes then, isn't it?

stillwater:
Yes pathetic. It's pathetic that a man who has this dogmatic frame of mind that he's the dominant, strong and macho member of the human race would be destabilized by a simple, subtle seduction or just a mere flash of legs/boobs. How are the mighty fallen? Shame!!!!!!

Destabilized?
C'mon . . . . .Blame Eve for that.
Ever since her greed and gullibility led her to eat the forbidden fruit, men became debased.
If only ADAM was like me, i would have strangled Eve after God passed his judgement!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

Use your brains for once.

The BIG 4 dominance is down to their financial strength!!!!!
In Italy, Germany and Spain. . . . There's no significant financial difference between Bayern Munich and Leverkusen/Dortmund.
Most clubs are at par or thereabout but its not the same thing with English clubs.

Will Ronaldo play for Sunderland? Will Drogba play for Derby County?
More money, more success. . . . . The big 4 keep getting rich as they are able to strike humungous TV deals with TV companies.
Man Utd will pick anutha 50 million pounds by MAY . . . . Almost TWICE as much as what UEFA champion will pick.

Hilarious!!!!!

U dare mention the era of King David? That was 400 years after the prostitution boom.
In em days, women were sleeping with Hell's angels and giving birth to giants!!!!!!!
That shows how pseudo-moral women have been in the past. . . . .
When there were no more angels to crink. . . The looked towards innocent men like us to seduce.
Its pathetic!!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

You are still an onanist. . . . .

The Premiership is not competitive?? Tell us the reason why Arsenal failed to win it this season if it ain't competitive.
Are u aware only 7 clubs have never been RELEGATED in the Premiership out of the 40 clubs that have participated since 1992?
Is that what u call a weak league?
At this point, i am sure your parents will be disappointed in u . . . .Money spent on your education was wasted!!!!!!

@ A-40,

I am telling u to go to the nearest store and get this mix-tape(Return of the body snatchers)!!!!!
This is the best i have heard from Fiddy since 2002. . . . . .He murdered Fat Joe, P.Diddy and Lil' Wayne.
To be honest, i think Fiddy is just trying to play cat n mouse. . .
Was it not some months ago they all did the re-mix of "I GET MONEY re-mix(forbes 1,2,3)" The track featured Diddy and Jay-Z so where did this new attack come from? It's ridiculous.

@ Dayokanu,

I know more footie than ur ancestors put together. . . . . I have killed u many times on this sports forum so u have no credibility.
Was it not the same u that said Godwin Okpara put Ronaldo in his pockets? Did u get back to me since ma reply? The answer is NO.
You are a trillionaire in pounds if STUPIDITY is sold at 1 Naira per unit

Man Utd is not a big club ONLY because they beat Roma 7-1 last season. . . . They are a big club cos they are CONSISTENT in terms of success.
A club that won 10 titles in 16 seasons should be applauded not your HOLLYWOOD FC club who cant even play in the UCL.
I cannot imagine United not qualifying for UCL. . . . . . .That must be the RAPTURE.

Anyways, u should stick to your Bundesliga. . . .
Afterall, all the German teams have been kicked out of UCL this season. . . . . Will Bayern Munich finish in the top 4 in England? NEVER!!!!
Tell me any team in the BIG 4 here that will not win the Bundesliga. . . . . . . U are deluded.

@ Stillwater,

Look at it this way. . . .
Prostitution they say, is the oldest profession which means women started the art of sleeping around before men.
Thats food for thunk!!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

For me NOT to know where St. Petersburg come from should tell u the team is as insignificant as your IQ. . . . .
I have told u many times that you are so POOR in spirit, rainbow appears to you in BLACK and WHITE.

Man Utd is yet to beat a BIG TEAM since 1999. . . . . .How dumb is that? Where are these BIG TEAMS?
Madrid crashed out to Roma which United trounced mercilessly. . . . AC Milan lost at HOME to the shittiest team in the PREM this season(ARSENAL).
Bayern Munich didnt even qualify for the UCL . . . .Who else? Porto was nowhere to be found . . . Barca will go out next week!!!!

Anyways, i will continue to educate your dunderhead.
It must have been tedious for your parents to raise u up to this stage. . . for that i give em credits.
A confused, egocentric and pest-natured bastard like u should have been shat out as menstrual blood!!!

@ Emperoh,

MORE GOOD NEWS!!!!!
Darren Fletcher is fit and rearing to go. . . . .I am not sure he would feature tomorrow though but VIDA is sure to play.
United traveled straight to a London Hotel from SPAIN . . . . Fergie really wants to win @ The Bridge. . . He is leaving no room for fatigue!!!
We should thump Chelsea tomorrow.

Tevez, a match drawer? Roma and Chelsea fans won't agree with u.
Nani? The way he breezed in between 3 Liverpool players to unleash a thunder is now a football advert on SKYSPORTS.
Vidic and Rio? Do they have to score to push Man Utd to titles.
Nigga . . . . Strikers win matches but the defence win CHAMPIONSHIPS. . . .Replace United's defence with Arsenal's quack defence line at Nou Camp!!!
God knows Barca would have won 4-0. . . . If a shitty team like Liverpool can score 4 against Arsenal. . . .Barca would do the same or more.
Take a breather, son!

P.S. Have u heard G-unit's new album? Fiddy killed P.Diddy and Lil' Wayne(it aint funny).

@ Emperoh,

I just feel Brown needs a breather. . . . .Evra and Wes Brown have been pushed beyond their limits this season.
Chelsea is blunt going forward. . . .they don't have the kinda threat Arsenal or Liverpool possess. . . . .
What they will be hoping to do is to pump long balls to Drogba like they killed Arsenal off. . . . .This is where Vidic will come handy.

Fergie's head will roll if he alters the midfield tomorrow. . . . .United's best quartet is Ronaldo-Hargo-Anderson-Nani.
Wazza and Apache should stretch Chelsea's back four to the hilt!!!!
SAF has told his lads to win the title in London so i expect him to roll out his best squad.

@ A-40,

Compare the fouls of Marquez n Abidal to Kolo Toure's phantom foul on Ryan Babel . . . .
Abidal's foul was worse . . . That was a tackle from behind. . . He scythed Ronaldo's legs and the timid referee waved it off.
It was pathetic.

If u cannot see the difference between this United side and the one of 03/04 season then something is wrong with your eyes!!!
This is Fergie's best squad with goal threats everywhere u look. . . . .Look around the team and count the number of match winners we have got.
Wazza-Ronaldo-Tevez-Nani-Hargreaves-Vidic-Rio. . . . The list is endless.

@ Emperoh,

Tomorrow's formation is easy.

              Van Der Sar

Neville    Rio    Vidic      Evra


Ronaldo  Hargo Anderson  Nani


             Rooney   Tevez

@ Loyika,

Lordi does ZILCH for me, stop this heresy about people doing something for me.
Razorr, 4play, Emperoh, Coded Guy, tkb417. . . . Dont u guys get tired of the same accusation?
Why ain't i surprised? GAYnners are known to be classless and a tad bird-brained. 

No Gaynner gives a shyte about Man Utd's progress? Are u serious?
Me thinks not. . . . .Gaynners are praying for United's downfall but they will wait for a lonnnnnnnnnng time.
Vidic is back, Anderson is back. . . . . saw him tackling Wazza @ Carrington this morning.

United are no bottlers. . . . . .Fergie knows exactly what it takes to TURN ON the heat tomorrow and tuesday.
Avram Grant will bottle it tomorrow as he will be keeping an eye on their game against the Scousers on wednesday.
A draw suits United but if Fergie goes to SB with the same mentality he had @ Anfield/Emirates. . . United should WIN.

I predict anutha Ronaldo show tomorrow. . . . Should he score against Chelsea, Ronaldo would have scored against all the PREM teams this season.
Man City is an exception but he can take consolation in the fact that he missed the 1st game @ Man City stadium in August. . . .
How is that for a record!!!!!!!  VIVA RONALDO.

eldee:
Hmmmn, I've never known you for tongue in cheek disses
Woulda loved to ask you who that post was aimed at but, nah, I'll pass
You make your choices. . .But my ITK does not agree with you

Damn, Just when i thunk i am getting PREDICTABLE??

@ Loyika,

Please spare us from this "someone is sucking up to CHACAL" buffoonery. . . .
Bloody hell. . . . . Lordi and I have had our own share of beefs in the past but that is where the buck stops.
He is probably the only objective gooner on this forum unlike the other 99% of y'all moronic Gaynners.

You used to be a great analyst but u have been a sham this season especially with your "SIT BACK AND ADMIRE" rants!!!!
90% of ur views are self-opiniated and viewed with your rose-tinted goggles.
It's time to make a change. . . . . Arsenal is suffering because people like u tend to over-estimate your team's potentials.

@ Eldee,

I disagree with u. . . .
Look at me comments very well. . . . I never mentioned anyone's name.
Lordimpaq didn't mention any name cos he was generalising. . . . ITK forced ur hands to mention a name.
I dunno where u got that from but then. . . . .GAYnners are just what they are. . . Onanists!!!!!

@ Lordimpaq,

Dont mind these buncha pillocks trying to get at u.
You didnt do anything wrong up there. . . . What is wrong with u being objective. . .Lets call a SPADE what it is. . .
Loyika and his goons are just twits and douche-bags making a mountain outta a mole!!!!

@ Loyika,

U keep harping about Barca being able to get a SCORE DRAW at OT!!!!! Are u out of your drunken mind?
A team that cannot score on their own turf wanna score at OT. . . .I am having a laugh.
Letz see how they cope with the weather in Manchester, die-hard fans making cat-calls and Ronaldo rocketz.

I feel y'all pain. . . .Buncha losers.
Arsenal is done for the season and they are looking for losers like em for consolation.
Look downwards, faggotz!!!!

@ nyabinghi,

Ignore that lummox known as Dayokanu.
His team(Bayern Munich) could only force 1-1 draw to a Swiss team ranked 432nd in UEFA Cup last night.
Let it be known Bayern was playing at HOME. . . .AND the moronic human mutt was all over the forum saying Man Utd are bottlers. . . .

@ HNIC,

Barcelona won't go gung ho at Old Trafford. . . . .They know better.
They must have seen the Roma tape(last season). . . . Besides, they are playing away to face the best defence unit in Europe.
Dont be surprised if u see Etoo and Henry defending against Ronaldo and Rooney's trickery.
Barca will be too occupied defending to worry United's goalkeeper. Mark ma words!!!!

@ Uby40,

Ronaldo is the best penalty taker in the world. . . . He is only human so u expect him to miss few once in a whiler.
He took 2 penalties in the space of 2 mins against Arsenal at OT against Jens Lehmann. . . .That shows he's got some nerves!!!!
I would tip him to take the next one, again and again. . .
Didn't he bury his penalty against England in 2006 world cup to take Portugal to the Q-finals?

@ Loyika,

Everyone expected an explosive game cos no one knew Vidic and Anderson would miss the game.
Change of personnel means change in tactics. . . . .Fergie's tactics would have worked if United players did the basic things.
Keep the ball and retain possession was all United needed to win the game but few players lost the initiative.

However, one cannot use that performance to judge this United side as bottlers. . . . .They will WIN at Old Trafford.
There's an air of inevitability about it. . . .Barcelona is too slow to do any counter-attacks.
They are a slow version of Arsenal(Arsenal do 90rpm while Barca is stagnated at 21rpm).

I still insist a goalless draw DOES NOT FAVOUR Barcelona. . . . . The 2nd leg will not be played at Camp Nou.
They are flipping coming to Fort Knox to play where a Ref will not blink to award Ronaldo 3 penalties if he suffered the same tackles like tuesday.
Advantage Man Utd by astronomical miles. . . . . .

@ HNIC,

Sir Alex Ferguson is still a genius. Are we talking about a manager that got a 0-0 result in Camp Nou?
United must be excellent for everyone to expect us to beat any team both HOME and AWAY . . . . That shows CLASS.
If Barca had played the way we did at OT. . . . People would still say advantage Barca cos Fergie was outsmarted!!!
Had United won 1-0 at Camp Nou, pundits would still say Barca will come to OT and score 4 away goals.

Boom!!!  Sagna got injured. . . . . Toure was moved to a RB position with Senderos replacing him as a CB.
After 90 minutes, Arsenal conceded 4 goals in an AWAY match. . . . Compare that to United's result at Camp Nou then get back to me.
I would have taken a 0-0 result at Camp Nou if u ask me in January especially when United didn't cop any new injury.

There's nothing to play for as far as Barcelona are concerned.
A team that cannot score at HOME will struggle to score AWAY. If United play their attacking game. . . . BARCA must defend!!!!
I have heard a lot of twats saying United ATTACK would expose 'em at the back. . . .What gaps?
The best way to DEFEND is to ATTACK. . . . .Did Arsenal find gaps when they came to OT in February? Roma last season?

@ Lordimpaq,

You are not powerless to stop em.
Every Gaynner on this forum is your disciple including Loyika, Debosky and HNIC. . . . They are all your subjects.
Gather em up in a conference and read the code of conduct to em. . . . .

@ Emperoh,

Vida's news came out 11pm last night on SKYSPORTS. . . . I was ecstatic as that frees up Hargo to do demolition in Chelsea's midfield.
Ferguson should leave Scholes and Giggs at Manchester . . . . Hargo and Anderson in the midfield with Carrick coming on later.
Nani and Ronaldo on the wings with Rooney and Apache leading the attack. . . . .We would beat Chelsea to a pulp.
Mikel Obi versus Ando duel will be amusing to watch.

@ Lordimpaq,

Lets be objective for once . . .

The kind of fuckery that comes out the lips of an average Gaynner is pathetic.
I was defending the reasons Ferguson played a defensive game against Barcelona and a GAYnner felt i shouldn't make EXCUSES.
United did not lose the game. . . . They contained Barcelona and i can't remember any Barca player rattling United's post with a shot.

Same Gaynners have been going about comparing Ronaldo/Messi in the game.
Ronaldo played as a lone striker. . . Messi played in his natural position where he was able to see more of the ball. Where's the comparison?
Barca fans i spoke to even admitted Ronaldo was a better player because of his VERSATILITY.

They argued Messi couldn't have played as a lone striker for Barcelona and create so much problems to opposition like CR7 did.
Just close your eyes and check the individual awards Ronaldo will claim at the end of the season(It's frightening)!!!!
If only your average part-time GAYnners over here were as knowledgeable!! Tssssk. . . . Tsssssk.

HNIC:
Excuses Excuses Excuses!!!
OK why did arsenal lose to Liverpool?
Flamini limped off,RVP was not fit.The ref was an idiot.
Eduardo broke his leg,Sagna's ankle.Rosicky's hamstring.
Ade's haircut.The Kop shouting,
I will be back with more

Excuses? Did Man Utd LOSE to Barcelona at Camp Nou?
Why make any comparison to Arsenal who lost emphatically at Anfield?
Gaynners and their dud analysis. . . .

@ The Sly,

Women are perpetual cheatz. . . . . . .and they can be so awful about it.
Tell me how a married woman would sink so low to sleep with her houseboy/gardener/security guard and get pregnant and force the baby on her husband. How cruel can these women be?

For instance, Portiphar's wife in the Bible. She had her promiscuous eyes locked on Joseph. She tried all the known tricks of prostitution on Joseph until she was able to get hold of his vest. When her husband came back, she lied that Josepth tried to rape her and the dude was sent to jail.
Now, if Joseph wasn't a promise child. . . . .He would have died in Prison just like that . . . Can these tricks be trusted?

Try it the other way round:

Men rarely cheat. . . . Women always cheat!!!!!

@ J-gal,

You again!!!!!

The guy will always go back?
Women are the greatest cheats in the world.
The world would have been a much safer place without em. . . .
Garden of Eden was peace with Adam and em animals. . . .Eve came in and the everything went up in flames.

Re: Would You Continue A Relationship With Someone Who Cheated On You?

NEVER!!!!!!

A cheating tart will always be a CHEAT.
Stomp on em. . . Kick their butts out like POLIO.