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@ Ritchboy,

Vidic was ill, Anderson had thigh strain. . . . . .It wasn't what he planned before leaving Manchester.
We had 35% possession throughout the game and we didn't concede a goal. . . . . .
U shall see a rampaging United on tuesday. . . .
Valdes will be leaking goals like Lehmann did at OT in February.

Re: Why Do We Have More Unmarried Women These Days Than In The Past?

The answer is simple: Women's independence.

These days, women are more independent. They are financially stable and they can cater for themselves so they dont wanna be bossed by any man.
Besides, with advanced medical technology like IVF and sorts, it is normal for these women to wanna be alone.
You can also add the fact that the population of women clearly outweighs that of men. . . .
If u do the ratio of women to responsible men. . . . .The ratio is almost 250:1.

@ A-40,

The ref was an idiot. . . . .
Brazil have been awarded 3 penalties in a single game before against Argentina. . . . That is BRAVERY.
The fact that United missed a penalty does not mean anutha one shouldn't be given if there's an infringement in the box.
Marquez shoulda copped a RED CARD and a penalty for United for rugby-tackling Ronaldo last night. . .
It was pathetic. . . . . .

Yesterday's game was all about Ronaldo. . . . . . . He didn't score a goal, neither did Messi score as well.
If Barcelona cannot score on their own soil . . .I wonder how they would score at Fort Knox with Man Utd running wild.
They will be so occupied to defend, they wont muster a single shot on target. . . .
If u dont believe me, ask Wenger when he took Arsenal to OT in February.
Ronaldo has vowed to score at Manchester. . . . . . I wouldn't wager against him not scoring!!!!

The likes of Jackal?
Is that a compliment or what is that supposed to mean?

@ A-40,

The way u see things sometimes makes me wonder why all GAYnners reason the same.

No other player on that pitch was as influencial than Cristiano Ronaldo.

He blasted the free-kick that got deflected into a corner-kick in the 1st minute. . . . .
From the resulting corner-kick. . . .his goal-bound header was handled by Gabriel Milito(PENALTY).
His penalty kick was smashed against the post!!!!

He had a genuine call for anutha penalty when Marquez bundled him over. . . . .Compare that to Babel's phantom penalty against Arsenal.
Deep in the 2nd half, Abidal also scythed into him from behind. . . .Anutha genuine penalty shout which the referee turned away.
What about the best flick of the game. . . .The reverse pass to Evra that TV kept showing it's REPLAY.

Name me any player on that pitch that was as close to scoring a goal than Ronaldo.
You mentioned Henry. . . . Henry came on in the last 10 mins. . . . .He had fresher legs than all the players who had played 80 mins.
He blasted a shot from 20 yards and a freekick Abiodun Baruwa could have saved with his eyes blind-folded(Is that ur MOTM?)
Football is not so your forte. . . . . .Try skating!!!!!

@ Emperoh,

A lot of people spew shyte. . . .

Ronaldo's one-man army onslaught yesterday should be applauded.
He single-handedly run the Barca defence ragged. . . .
The way he kept breezing past Abidal, Marquez and Milito was just awesome.

What a player!!!! His forward burst runs were more dangerous than Messi toying with the ball outside the 18-yard box.
Whats the point of possession if it doesn't hurt the opposition. . . .  .Everytime Barca gets to the edge of the box, they were STOPPED!!!!
Rio Ferdinand was a rock and Wes Brown didn't perform badly as well. . . . . . .RIO should be the MOTM(Just saw the game again).

@ Uby40,

You are a dork for calling Ronaldo a MUG!!!!
Name me any great footballer that hasn't missed from the spot before?
Are u this moronic? For what Cristiano has done this season, he can afford to miss 200 penalties( i cannot slate him for it).

@ Loyika,

I am still amazed u think United players dont know what to do at this stage.
United will outscore any team in Europe. . . . I cannot imagine United firing blanks at home against Barcelona.
People woulda called for Ferguson's head. . . . . 70% possession with nuthing to show for it? Thats CRIMINAL.

Lemme go in your words. . . .READ MA LIPS: UNITED WILL GET TO THE FINAL.

@ Guyman2,

You are fynewaka!!!
Gotcha!!!

@ Emperoh/Coded Guy,

Anyone reading the comments here would think United were beaten 3-0 at Camp Nou.

These spastic Gaynners are twats. . . . . so clueless they cant even see through the scenario.
How can Barca win at Old Trafford. . . . .The only thing that stopped United's victory last night was Ronaldo's rare miss and he shoulda had anutha one but for diplomatic reasons from the man in black.

Barcelona with their celebrated power attack couldnt breach a make shift United defence. . . .thats a PLUS to Ferguson.
Rio Ferdinand has proven time and time again he is the best defender in this country . . . Last week, some people argued Vidic makes him look good.
I must assume Vida's ghost was playing yesterday and he made Ferdinand keep Etoo in his pocket.
It's now 2 away games(Roma n Barcelona) where RIO has shown his CLASS.

@ Loyika,

United players have been waiting all their lives for these kinda games.
It is the game that makes or mars a season . . . . .United will storm through it without a scratch.
The fluidity in the squad allows Ferguson to play anyone anywhere unlike Arsenal . . . . .
Remember what happened when u played Senderos as a CB at Anfield?

@ Loyika,

United will beat Barcelona even with an injured Ronaldo . . . .
The difference between this season and last season is a larger squad and a clean bill of health.
Fletcher and Saha are the only players crocked as we speak . . . . Vidic should be fit for Chelsea as he just had a stomach bug.
Nothing to do with his head and limbs so he should be fully fit against Barcelona.

Chelsea won't be going for blood . . . .A win still puts em under Man Utd with the goals difference.
Before the game against Barcelona, i said United should win the game and i never saw Vidic's bug and Anderson's fitness coming.
If they were all FIT, United coulda won easily. Barca is just shyte. . . .I am still wondering how they beat Arsenal in 2006.

Why am i surprised? Any crappy team can beat Arsenal . . . . Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs and Sevilla.

@ Loyika,

U spew bollocks.
The bookies handed Milan the favourites after the 3-2 draw at OT. . . . . .I can still remember that very well.
Milan became favourites after the 90 mins at OT so dont spew bollocks . . .I remember Rio was injured and Vida was out as well.

As for yesterday's game. . . . . . .Vidic's late illness disrupted Fergie's plans.
Nani was half-fit, Anderson was 80% fit and there was travel sickness all over the place.
Fergie had to do a damage limitation. . . . .Go to Barcelona and get a decent score and turn on the HEAT at OT.

If Liverpool can be so insipid at the Emirates and could blow Gaynners apart at Anfield then United to do much more.
Barcelona cannot score against a good defence . . . .That was proven yesterday. Rio earned so much respect last night.
He gave Etoo a horrid time and i dont see Barca doing shyte on tuesday. . . .They blew their chance at OT.

@ Loyika,

You make me laugh.
The team in the pole position will remain STRONGER than ever at this stage of which either either a draw/loss is not even CATASTROPHIC.
Besides, how is any of these back to back games different from the busy festive fixtures in december.
United have a large squad. . . . . I can name a different starting XI capable of getting results at Chelsea with no qualms.

We still have Nani, Anderson, Neville, Silvestre, Vidic and KitKat to refresh if things get a bit too tight.
United is not Arsenal . . . . Ronaldo will destroy Chelsea at the Bridge.
They will be scared of United more than Liverpool.
We match em in every department and Fergie has the upperhand as Grant is a newbie.
United will not LOSE to any of the big 4 this season . . . .The worst RESULT is a DRAW.
5 HEAD TO HEAD games= 4 WINS and 1 draw(at the Emirates). . . . Please respect that!

@ Loyika,

Chelsea are in the same dilemma as Man Utd.
They are facing the Scousers on wednesday and Lampard has gone back to see his mum so he wont be playing.
Wes Brown can deal with Drogba. . . . Drogba is not interested anymore!!!! Pique will outmuscle him let alone Brown.

United have a large squad and with Chelsea under Grant(it will take a biblical miracle to beat United at SB).
Blimey. . . . United can go there and WIN convincingly.
We dont have to win at Chelsea to wrap the title. . . . A draw will be enough as Chelsea would still go to Newcastle as well.

What are their chances getting a win under a new improved BAR CODES? It's United's title.
Barca can score away from home ma foot. . . . . scoring away from home means ZILCH if United can outscore em.
If it ends 10-9 at OT. . . . . United will go through even with Messi scoring 3 HATRICKS.

Never underestimate the bookies. . . . They are not STUPID.
They get it right all the time. . . .When Arsenal were on top of the table, the bookies still favoured United to clinch it.
How is that for psychic reading?

@ Justkunmi,

After Vidic's odd stomach bug and Anderson's 80% fit. . . . .His main priority was to contain Barcelona effectively.
That was Fergie's goal. . . . .anything at the other end was just a bonus.
Ferguson knows Barcelona is infinitely stronger at HOME than AWAY.
The motive was get out of Camp Nou with a decent score and take the Catalans apart at OT like we did ROMA.
Even the bookies favour Man Utd to go through.

@ Lordimpaq,


Akola is me man these days just because of Avram Grant.
Grant is generous and he is going to let United win at Stamford Bridge this weekend.
Chelsea 1-2 Man Utd.

@ All Mancs,

Ignore Dayokanu!!!!
There's nuthing to suggest he watched the match on TV. He read all the gist on the net so his views are warped.

@ HNIC,

United will spank Barcelona at OT. . . .  . . . . There's an air of inevitability about it.
To have 70% possession of the ball without making any clear cut chance is ridiculous.
Cristiano Ronaldo, despite being left too isolated was far more dangerous than the whole Barca attack put together.

Messi was just caressing the ball outside the box. . . . Ronaldo looked far more dangerous than the little Argy.
United's back four did an excellent job and Rio Ferdinand stood tall against Etoo. . . . He matched Etoo pound for pound.
The game at OT will be very different. . . . .United will attack, create and definitely win.
There's no team in Europe that will outscore or match United at Old Trafford. . . . .Anutha high score tie beckons next tuesday.
It could end 5-1 to Man Utd.

@ Justkunmi,

Fergie had to reshuffle because he had Chelsea on his mind throughout the 90!!!
Rooney had to be replaced to keep him safe for saturday. . . . . We went to the Lion's den and came out alive.
Let em come to Fort Knox and show us what they got. . . . . End of.
Roma spanked United 2-1 last season and got raped 7-1 at Old Trafford. . . .

People keep saying United will come out n play thus leaving spaces for Barcelona to exploit.
What space? The tempo of their game is too slow to build any attack at OT. . . . It was like FIFA08 on PS3.
Evra was magnificient against Messi, he would do the same at OT. . . . Anderson will be back to stamp his authority in the midfield.
The HOLY TRINITY will be allowed to play in their preferred position. . . United is through to the final!!!!

Gucci bag?
So u can think i am one of those Dirty South geezers?
Hmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . . .I rest me case!

@ J-girl,

Men are not Billy-goats.
The gurlz that come home crying of massive heart-breaks don't tell the full story.
A guy can only go as far as a girl allows him to go.

Dont say NO to a guy in a way that he might think u mean YES.
Be firm, be bold, be brutal.
If u don't like him, weed him off and avoid him like the Egyptian plague.
End of.

@ Almondjoy,

I thunk i saw u post just now.
Whats ur take on this?

@ Stillwater,

Picture jewels being handed to an innocent child(thats the value of the advice i am giving here).

When u dont like something at all. . . . dont even go near it.
Be as repulsive as u can be. The guy gets the message quickly and he moves on.
No IFS, No buts. . . . Use the same reaction u would use if a complete tramp was wooing u.
I assure u even the by-standers will know this chic is a no nonsense kinda gurl and that will put any male fantasy to sleep.

@ J-girl,

U need to move out of Dirty South before i can start my rehab on you.

@ Stillwater,

U see where women goof?

I dont wanna be impolite-lemme hug him.
I dont wanna be ornery-lemme kiss him.
I dont wanna be rude---lemme UnCloth for him and then what else?

If u have to be impolite, be IMPOLITE.
There's no CRIME for being rude to a persistent pudding head dude.
I am not sure a guy would be fantasising when all u give him all day is a cold treatment.
End of.

P.S. I am on the shopping thing just to highlight women are the worst in making decisions.

@ J-girl,

Oh ma days.

So men are village Billy-goats?
Chasing anything in skirt as long as he buys gifts for her?
U need deliverance.
Ma advice: Move out from Dirty South!

@ J-girl,

Okay. . . . . It's not Eve's birthday.
Adam decides to buy a gift for Eve just to make her happy. . . . . does that mean he is already thinking of getting Eve laid?
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, there are many guys who would wait for ages before bringing the sex issue on the table.
I hope u are aware of that.

@ Antidote,

You make this sex issue sound as if only the MEN enjoy it.
A man can only go as far as a woman wants him to go and thats the REAL FACT.
Just like u said, as time elapses . . . . it is normal for Adam to start having feelings for Eve but that is dependent on Eve reciprocating the feelings.
Do u really think guys are dumb and they cannot tell when a girl's reception is stone cold?
If a man thinks of sex at all. . . . IT MUST BE BECAUSE the woman is giving mixed signals.
Let y'all no be NO and yes be YES. . . . . Women are known to stand in between and proving the grey area schitzo.

@ Stillwater,

There u go. . . . .

Eve doesn't like Adam at all and she is smiling and hugging him in the cold winter. . . .
Come on, what do u expect Adam to feel? Blood runs in his veins not PURE WATER.
Ma point is, when u don't like a guy, don't pretend to. . . .  .TELL him in Hebrew u can never be with him in a relationship. End of.
If u like a dude and not sure. . . . Tell him i like u but u gotta have to gimme time to figure this out.

Women are so complex and they give mixed signals. . . . even when their siblings ask which one would she go for? She answers, i am confuzzled.
Ladies should sort their heads out and make a decision quick. . . . same thing applies when you're in Macys buying a pair of Jeans.
Should i go blue, black, green or white? They take ages to try each one out and may end up not buying after the whole schitzo.
Whereas. . . .Men go in, pick the black jeans, pay and get out of the building.

Somebody stop me before i hurt someone. . . . . . . . .

Ladies, please lets develop the scenario here.

Adam is asking Eve out. . . . . Eve is not sure about Adam yet and she is playing the patient game to know if Adam is true and REAL.
Then it's Eve's birthday in 3 days, So if Adam buys a gift for Eve, is he expected to think Eve is now his property regardless of what Eve thinks of Adam?
Show me any man as fickle as Adam and i will pay y'all $2000 and i am being serious.

@ The Sly,

They are not SUs. . . . . . .They just view things with their rose-tinted specs.
Buncha man-eaters!!!!!!!!
Can u imagine the depth of their beliefs?

Men can't do anything with a free mind?
I toss pound coins to female tramps in subways. . . . .It must mean i go back there at nights to get a resounding MouthAction.
Blimey. . . . .  .no wonder women look at me in a weird way each time i toss em coins.
If every woman thinks like Stillwater, Antidote and J-girl then MEN of this generation are in trouble.

@ Antidote,

Bob me TOLO with ur teeth?
Thats GBH with the intent to murder. . . .  .U could be slammed in the cage for 7 years!!!
It wont be funny with u in a jumpsuit.

What lies between ur legs? I can get that by using anutha method. . . . def'ly not the gift method.
I am not that lame using gifts to entice u into submission.
They r 2 completely different issues, aiiiight?

@ Antidote,

U dont have clue, babes.

Men are generous. . . .
I know men that will buy gifts for u without even having an idea of what u look like. . . .Does that mean they want u in bed?
Lets be realistic here!!!!!

@ Stillwater,

U still here? Make sure u count the number of men dropping those huge gift boxes on ur wedding day!!!

@ Antidote,

You had me in stitches @ tolo singing and not seeing tun tun.

How does roaming around a store looking for a cheap bra translates to being prudent?
You spend 6 hrs looking for an item only to return it the next day because it doesn't match the colour of your thongiez!!
Have u forgotten time wasted equals $$$?
Men will always be on TOP and i aint a misogynist!!!!!

@ J-gal,

Which secondary school was that?
Besides, the oldest geezer in any secondary school cannot be older than  17 or 18 so skip the high school drama.
In the real world out there, no man tries to own u just because he buys a gift for u.

@ Antidote,

Dont make me whack ur head with a pig-tail. . . .
Men are very generous. . . . .they are not as tight-fisted as u women always looking for discount and sales in shops.
I know MEN can be sly and creepy sometimes but then some men will buy gifts for a gal and not even think of sex.

Am i in the land of Philistines?
How can buying a gift for a girl makes me think she is my property?
A fucking gift?
Are u girls aware a $.01 card is a gift? Pen, Stationeries and all sorts of petty things are gifts and that equals SEX?

@ Stillwater,

Dont elaborate further. . . . .U have spewed what was on your mind.

@ stillwater,

Educate me brothers?
I don't roll with spastic brethren . . . . . .buying gifts for women does not equate to acceptance!!!!!!
This is not Noah's time . . . . .this is 2008, people.
Smiling with a guy? I see. . . . . I guess it must be the kind of brethren u roll with.
Make sure u count the number of guys dropping gifts on ur wedding day. . . . Lets hope they wont be asking u for sex after the ceremony.

@ J-girl,

Did i demand such when i bought those Gucci apparel for u?
Be sincere for once u man-eater!!!
I am not mentally-shallow. . . . .buying gifts is what it is, gifts!!!!
So what happens when a geezer buys gifts for a man, does he expect sex from him too?

@ j-girl,

You again? I am a tad disappointed.

So everytime a gurl collects a gift from a geezer, she owes him her body.
Blimey, it seems i have been short-changed.
I shoulda put over 1000 chics to the sword cos i buy em gifts??
What planet are u lasses from?

I am a full-blooded Nigerian and i dont reason along that line.

A gift is what it is, a gift.
The girl in question did not ask for it, so the man giving is giving from his own free will.
How does that equate to acceptance?

This is hilarious!!!!

How does taking a gift from a man equates to leading him ON?
Nigerians never cease to amaze me. . . . . .So if i give a 5-year-old baby girl a gift, it means i wanna date her?
These are 2 different issues. . . . . . . A guy chatting a babe up and giving her a gift are 2 different issues.
Taking such gift doesnt translate to accepting to be in a relationship with him.
End of.

In Love with your homeboy's girlfriend?
You may shag your sister at this rate!!!!!