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@ Eldee,

My requirements for any great coach is to win any competition he has found himself playing.
This is why the likes of Benitez and Juande Ramos and Jose Mourinho will always be above Wenger.
You talk about league cup being a useless cup. . . .Arsenal have participated in it 12 times under Wenger so whatz the excuse?

Ferguson won it TWICE because he felt he had to win it whether it is a useless cup or not. . .
Permit me to ask this question. . . . .Why did y'all win the Emirates cup and the Amsterdam cup? Are they WORLD CUPS?
Puhlllllllllllllllllllllllease, don't gimme em excuses that Wenger is not keen. . . . .A trophyless manager in the last 3 years should be keen in winning just about anything, your manager should stripped and taken to Golgotha.

@ Doyin13,

Keeping what fair and balanced?

Lets call a spade what it is. . . . . . . Arsene Wenger is a ninny!!!
He is so stubborn and blind to see his methods cannot work in today's Premiership football.
Ferguson told the media he is shoppping again next summer cos he expects his rivals to beef their squads.
All Wenger needed to challenge this season was add 4-5 players(they didn't even have to be world class players).

Any European player with the ability of Hleb or Eduardo would have been enough for him but he blew it. . . .
Do u really think Arsenal would be lucky to fly off the blocks next season like they did last year?
Chelsea's in-fighting/Mourinho's exit OR United losing Rooney, Ronaldo and Saha at the start of the season. . .
No chance!!!

Score loads of goals against Chelsea?
I hope u are not mixing Chelsea with Birmingham!!!!!
Chelsea will be hoping to put the jinx away this term and i expect em to do that with the strength in their squad!!!
If Avram picks the right blend of players, Chelsea should make the final.

Granted, i RESPECT Liverpool in Europe.
Rafa Benitez must be the don of European games as he seems to know the technical know-how to rip teams apart.
However, Chelsea are no lightweights themselves. . . . . How do u intend to score 4 goals against Cech like y'all did Arsenal?
It's a tough one to call and i aint predicting till i see the team list!!

@ Doyin13,

Ma point is. . . He won everything winnable in England when he was the manager of Arsenal.
League cup, European cup and League titles. . . . . . It doesn't get better than that.
George Graham is still Arsenal's most successful manager. . . . Wenger's 3 league titles in 12 years is appaling!!

Even with Wenger. . . Fergie's reign is still there so he has not really put up a real fight.
In the next few weeks it will be Fergie 10-3 Wenger. . . .Is that ur definition of wrestling?
Are u a closet Gaynner or what?

@ bgees,

Dont be too confident.
The 2nd leg is at the Bridge and that will unsettle Rafa as the pressure is on y'all to win convincingly tomorrow.
If y'all don't put the game beyond Chelsea then Liverpool will be knocked-out. . . .
I dont see y'all guys winning at the Bridge if u let Chelsea get a draw at Anfield. . It's almost impossible!!!

@ Eldee,

This is exactly what we are talking about.

I can do Arsene Wenger's job without a coaching badge.
All i need to do is to assemble a group of teenagers and instruct em to play beautiful football.
Winning titles is not necessary as the board does not care about that. . . . All i just need to do is to buy cheap players all over the globe and train em extensively on how to pass the ball around and do nuthing with it in the final third.

It is obvious Wenger has pulled the wool over y'all eyes if u cannot see he has ruined Arsenal.
George Graham will always be Arsenal's best manager not Wenger who cannot win a title to save his momma's life.
What has he done since his appointment in 1996? 3 league titles in 12 years? and u call that an achievement?
League cup? check!  Champions league? Check!!  Defending a league title? Check!!! 3 Trophyless seasons? Check!!!
No league title for 5 years? PRICELESS!!!!

Bar none?

What about Diego Maradona?
I think the Argie is the best player that ever kicked the round leather!!!!!
He did not only carry a mediocre Argy team to win the world cup, he also scored some mouth-watering goalz!!!!
VIVA MARADONA.

@ Doyin13,

You are a prat!!!!!
Finishers are born to take advantage of defenders lacking confidence, jittery goalie, rebounds and ambiguous offside rule!!!!
They are ther most important members of any team . . . If only the Gaynners and Pompey had one. . .  

@ topeorekoy,

A great finisher has to be able to score with all parts of his body.
Inzaghi, Ruud, Raul, Etoo, Huntelaar, Ronaldo De Lima and lots more.
Be sincere, Henry doesn't come close!

@ Lasiefarie,

Giovanni ELBER is the name eluding u!!!
I remember Shevchenko and Rebrov too.

@ Topeprekoy,

Henry was a complete player but not the best finisher.
His aerial ability is not world class compared to the likes of Batistuta, Bierhoff or Ruud!!!

A lot of people dunno the difference. . . .

Van Nistelrooy is a different breed. . . . U might not hear his name in 89 mins. . . .
The only time u hear it, the word GOALLLLLLLLLLL follows.
I am yet to see a better striker in a one on one situation. . . . Ruud always buries the ball!!!!
Science is still figuring how he takes his chances as he can be so lazy outside the 18-yard box but once inside, his ability quadruples.
He is a demon!

@ tkb417,

Dont make me slam ur nose with a sledge!!!

Ruud Van Nistelrooy is the best finisher in the world.
He contributes nuthing outside the box but in the 18 yard box. . . .his power n goal sense magnifies by 100000!!!!
Ruud is a proper fox in ther box . . . .He is always the 1st to react to rebounds, stray passes and his the master of one on one with goalie.
His records speak for itself. . . 3 UCL golden boots, 3 different golden boots in England, Spain and Holland.
Need i say more?

GUTI needs to change his specs. . . .
He is getting his co-ordinates wrong these days.
The most amazing pass-master must be RIQUELME. . . . . He exudes class and epitomises brilliance.

@ tkb417,

Dayokanu has been smoking his pubic hair again. . .
United havent beaten a top European side before? What a moronic statement from a human mutt!!!

The battle of Camp Nou is giving me worries.
Everything hinges on Fergie's formation and team selection. . .
I dont expect him to pair Rooney n Tevez unless United is chasing the game. . . .so 4-3-3 will be deployed.

Wazza on the left. . . . Ronaldo in the centre and maybe Park/Nani on the right!!!!
The midfield department is anutha conundrum. . . . should we go Carrick-Hargreaves-Anderson or Carrick-Scholes-Hargreaves(All English)?
Fergie's defence virtually picks itself in Brown-Rio-Vida-Evra and Van Der Sar should be in goal.

United to pip Barca 1-0. . . . . Carrick chipping Victor Valdes!!!!

Pass Masters . . . . Roman Riquelme, Andrea Pirlo, Paul Scholes, Alexander Hleb and ANDERSON!!!!

@ HNIC,

Leave this Man Utd team alone, bruv!!!!!

Shrek had every right to do a Karate on Samba.
Just before then, he had a valid penalty turned off. . . . . How blind and spastic can some officials be?
Robbin' Styles can never give a penalty to Man Utd in any game. . . .It is hopeless asking for one anyways. . .

However, United played like champions on saturday.
The brand of attacking footie displayed in the 2nd half was the best i have seen all season.
Blimey. . . . . the firepower was unbearable for the Rovers. . . .Nani, Wazza, Apache, Ronaldo and Scholesy were all over the place.
Brad Friedel was top draw but i was proud of the way United came back to earn a priceless point on the day.

Please remind me. . . . Who isd Arsenal playing next in the champions league? Barca or Liverpool?

@ stillwater,

I disagree with u.

When a man is inexperienced dealing with a woman then he is bound to end up like Yebariba.
Give a girl an inch and she takes a mile. . . . . Its called Peter's law.
If Yebariba had seen it all-done it all in his hey days, i doubt this incident would have gotten to him like he is acting now.
Those comments(Yebariba's) are the comments of a broken man.
Even if it did, he would do checks n balance and realise he is still WINNING!!!

Girls should watch out for this dude!!!
Yebariba's retaliation would be worse than Rambo's.
Thank God all me female siblings are married!!!

@ Vicade,

Well said!!!!!
A guy gotta do what he gotta do!!!

@ Naja Haje,

I pity Yebariba.
Some gurls are evil . . . .
Yebariba got caught in their plague!

@ Yebariba,

WTF?
I have a feening tha last gurl smashed ur heart into atoms.
Take a chill pill, bro.

@ 4 Play,

Saha's problems is kind of spiritual.
Heard through the grapevine that his father's last wife is an Ijebu woman.
You can do the math!

You begin to wonder when Saha copped his injury.
What is Saha's contribution this season? A cameo here and there and ZILCH.
Fergie must sell Saha this season otherwise i am withdrawing me membership.
Fans cannot continue to pay Saha's bills while he sits his black ass on the bench grinning like a pederast!

@ Emperoh,

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

U can disregard the date . . . Vidic/Nani will feature on saturday as they are back training with the squad!
They all made a quick recovery.

@ tkb417,

Without a doubt, we should beat Barca.
This is United's best squad since Fergie took over.
Take a look at this.

HEAD to HEAD league table.

Man Utd P5 W4 D1 L0 GF10 GA 3 Pts 13
Arsenal P6 W1 D3 L2 GF 7 GA 8 Pts 6
Chelsea P5 W1 D2 L2 GF 3 GA 5 Pts 5
Liv'Pool P6 W0 D4 L2 GF 3 GA 7 Pts 4

He is back!!!
Vida is back as well. . . .they should feature on saturday!

@ tkb417,

I doubt it!!!!!
Ronaldo has to break Ruud's 44 and Law's 46 and maybe Fergie's 51. . .
Its a tall order for the dude. . . especially because he plays from a wide position.

Barcelona have no defence.
Abidal is pants against Ronaldo or Nani.
With Puyol missing the 1st leg. . . .I dunno how Barca can stop the HOLY TRINITY from scoring.

@ stillwater,

No one is asking u to marry one.
All we are saying is prostitutes are human beings as well.
They are just unfortunate to be trapped in the system.

@ Akolawole,

You and your examiner are rogues!!!]
Blimey. . . y'all didn't state it anywhere Maggie was born in 2003.
Y'all have to be specific about your questions next time. . . . .In other words, i need y'all to either:
1) Apologise and set anutha question
2) Upgrade the marks ASAP. .
I am yet to fail any exam since i was born. . . . I dont intend to fail on NL.

@ lalaboi,

U are getting it wrong.
Grant aint going anywhere until MAY 2009.
Roman just handed him 100 million pounds cheque so happy days ahead!!!!!

Grant is ma man. . . . Watch him beat Everton tonight!!!

Dangerously daft?


U had me in stitches there!!!!!!
How do u come up with such remarks?
U are wicked!!!

@ Uchkochi,

Go 'head, son!!!!
Afterall, prostitutes are human beings as well.

@ Dayokanu,

You keep getting it twisted!!!!
Scoring goals says little about the story.
For instance. . .Compare Rooney's goals to Ronaldo's this season. . . .Who is more influencial?
Compare Tevez's contribution for West ham to Bobby Zamora. . . .who has scored more and who is more influencial?
Like i have said, u are just a demented simpleton.

@ Dayokanu,

Shut ur foul mouth.
Elber was never the key to any Bayern side. . . . he was never influencial.
Matter of fact, the guys that make Bayern tick were Jeremies, Khan, Basler Matthaus, Linke and Jancker.

U dunno shyte about Football.
Watching footie in Awo with a bowl of beans on a black n white TV doesnt make u a soccer pundit.
I can school u on european footie, never mind global level.

@ tkb417,]

Why wasn't this Nazi shot in the kneecap when em cultists went to Awo Hall?
Irritants like Dayo shoulda copped 3-5 bullets in their dome.
I am getting sick n tired of his idiocy!!!

@ Dayo,

Are u this fickle?
You want to compare Roy Keane's influence in Man Utd to a crass Elber and the dimunitive Lizarazu?
At this very point, i think u need a brain surgeon!!!!

David Beckham had to play as a central midfielder against Bayern thus giving y'all Nazis an edge.
I aint surprised, what do i expect from a depraved loon like u whose IQ functions on a negative integer.
The older u get, the dumber u become. . .

Mathematically, your age is inversely proportional to your IQ.
a * 1/IQ i.e a=k/IQ.

k=constant.

@ tkb417,

David Moyes should do United a favour tonight.
I dont even want em to nick 3 points off Chelsea. . . .I am willing to accept a DRAW as that puts United players at ease.
Blackburn would be tough. . . . I hope Fergie fields his strong team and get the maximum points before Barca's game.
Ronaldo to score 40 goals this week. . . .U wanna wager on that?