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@ Sannies,

Kick her out like POLIO.
While she is packing her bags . . . .run to your sound system and n play one of em kizzack songs(put the volume up 2 the max).
GET OUT by SHYNE is the best in this circumstance

Get out, I don't want to hug you
Get out, bitch I don't love you
Get out, what'cha talkin 'bout
put your shoes on and start walkin . . . . .

Are some people this fickle?

How can anyone compare JIGGA(big-mouth) to LEGEND Nas?
OMG!!!!! Nas is the best thing that happened to HIP-HOP.
Nas is god . . . . . Jigga has nuthing on Pharoah Nas!!!!

@ Dason4life,

The outcome of one single duel does not make Messi better than Ronaldo. . .
Are u this fickle?
Okay. . . . Adebayor is better than Kaka. . . . . .Adebayor scored in San Siro and Kaka couldn't.
Thats the way u idiots sound now. . . .Why not wait to see what will happen in OT on tuesday b4 u start drawing conclusions.
We have only seen the 1st half of this battle. . . . Letz see what Messi will do at OT.

@ Dayokanu,

You are an errorist. . . . .

For someone that claims he knows more about football than Jackal, u sound very STUPID.
Dayokanu, Nairaland's official simpleton does not know the PFA nominees for the season, are u sure u know your father's first name?
Cristiano Ronaldo(23) and Fernando Torres(24) are all nominees of the PFA young player of the year award!!!
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11994_3413968,00.html

Ronaldo had more impact on the game than Leo Messi. . . . Pundits were just saying shyte.
Messi was playing in his preferred position and also playing in front of his own fans. . . .Letz see how he copes at OT on tuesday.
Ronaldo got a freekick, blasted the free-kick, got a corner, headed the delivery(goal-bound), forced the penalty on Milito and missed it.
This whole sequence in a space of 2 mins is more than what Messi did in 60 mins. . . .

@ Dayokanu,

Are u mentally-challenged?

Who is comparing poverty-stricken Bundesliga teams to Bayern Munich?
All i am saying is u don't have a wide gulf of wealth in the Bundesliga like the we do have in the Premiership.
Wayne Rooney costs more than the starting XI of more than 14 teams in the Premiership. . . .
Do u have such humungous difference in finances in Germany?
Tell us the difference(in worth) between the richest club in Germany to the poorest and compare the ratio to the PREM, u ninny!!!!

stillwater:
Jackal, today's Sunday, let peace reign!!!

Sunday started since 12.00am(UK/Nig time), isn't it?
U completely ignored peace when u lit up the whole place like a liquid nitro-gas spiller.

@ Tattooboy,

IDIOT should be your last name. . . .

Messi. . . . .Played in his natural position. Messi's team was playing at home and the onus was on em to display their pass-pass schitzo.
He was lively but he barely made any impact whatsoever. . . .his runs and trickery did not work Van Der Sar or rattle the post.

Ronaldo. . . .Played as a lone striker(not his preferred position). . . . .He had to rely on good services to produce something magical.
On the day, his teammates were dire but he still showed his brilliance. . . . He could have won 3 penalties if the referee was brave.
He was influencial. . . . . .Whose face was all over the tabloids after the game? Messi or Ronaldo? You do the math.

To all neutrals. . . . . .These are the awards Cristiano Ronaldo is bound to win this season.

PFA player of the year 2007/08.
PFA young player of the year 2007/08.
PFA fans' player of the year 2007/08.

Barclay's player of the season 2007/08.
Football Writers association award 2007/08.
EPL golden boot 2007/08.

Champions league golden boot 2007/08.
European golden shoe 2007/08.
Portugese footballer of the year 2007/08

European player of the year 2007/08(possibly)*
World player of the year 2007/08(probably)*

Neutrals can draw their conclusion.

@ tkb417,

Dayokanu is out again to spew his sunday fuckery. . .

This was the same dork that said Ronaldo scores plenty goals in the EPL because the EPL clubs cannot defend. . . .
Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Italian clubs played in the Q-finals of the champions league and NONE of em could score a goal against the English clubs.
If that does not make Dayokanu an autistic savant suffering from a mid-life crisis then nothing else would.

@ Dayokanu,

IDIOCY reeks in your being!!!

Bayern spending $60 million this season means nuthing. . . . .United spent just $18 million on Carrick in 06/07 season.
Many clubs spent higher so does that make em richer than United. . . . . Is Tottenham richer than Arsenal?
It is evident u are the novice when it comes to European football.  . . . . U dont even watch games, u depend on GOAL.COM.
I see these games LIVE so put a cock in it!!!

@ tkb417,

Running to the crowd is a bookable offence(never mind taking off shirts).
Ballack took off his shirt in the 1st half(yellow card) and ran to the crowd after scoring the winner(anutha yellow card).
The referee saw it and completely ignored him. . . . .

United will pull through!!!!
We play the Hammers on saturday(early kick-off) . . . 3 points there will put Chelsea in a massive pressure b4 they play the BARCODES.
However, we need to see Barcelona off FIRST!!!!

We can take consolation on the fact that Vidic and Rooney are now fit and ready to battle on tuesday.

I concur!!!

Sly is trying to get a barrister. . . . . . . .He is taking his chic to court tomorrow!!!

Conspiracy? It wasn't me!!!
Apple are twats. . . . They love to cheat just like women.

Storm and Stone on your bosoms?? ??
Why do i have a feening this DD size wont become FF in the next 3 years. . . .
Just a thunk!!!!

How can one die of a broken-heart? I cant work that out in me head. . .
Talking about broken heart. . .I heard u were sick for days when Apple made the 32GB of your iPod touch and was sold at the same price u got the 16GB.
That musta hurt . . . . I warned u, didn't i?

Anyways, i will manage a broken heart but the thunk of a DD size is tempting.
Babes, are u sure u are not the major supplier of cowbell milk in Nigeria?

I am not even worried about me dying between your huge bosoms.
What niggles in the back of me mind is what me obituary will say. . . . .

We are sorry for the loss of our beloved son who passed away sucking 2 massive chesticles!!!!!!

2 Size A cups? I thunk u was size DD.
So u tricked me, didn't ya?
Isn't this what i am saying about y'all daughters of EVE??

@ ~Lady~,

Typical!
So u didn't see these lasses calling MEN dogs and cheatz!!!
They should have respect for FATHERS, don't u think?

@ Stillwater,

U reckon?

@ Radiant,

So because Eve is long gone, we should ignore the fact she was gullible to have eaten the forbidden fruit?
Satan had 2 choices. . . . Eve or Adam. . . . . and he chose Eve(he knew what he was doing, didn't he?)

Barcelona? Pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze.
You are going to get beaten on tuesday at OT which will officially put ur season in jeopardy.
Sorry, maite!!!

@ Eldee,

Those were not excuses. . . .  . .

The team Fergie rolled out yesterday were still capable of getting a point.
Until Chelski's phantom penalty, there was nuthing to suggest Chelsea woulda scored the 2nd goal . . .
They controlled the 1st half so well but United terrorised em after Wazza's brilliant finish. . . .

Game was always gonna end in a stalemate until a moronic line assistant gave a penalty the referee didn't see.
A massive game like that locked at 1-1 and a sod gave a penalty in the 85th minute? It was ridiculous.
Still United's title though. . . . Arsenal can also dream of winning the title as well.

@ Debosky,

Take your rose-tinted specs off your face when u come here . . . .
So u haven't seen players booked for over celebrating goals by running into the crowd?
Robben once got sent off into particular match by jumping into the crowd after scoring(he forgot he had already copped a yellow card).

Anyways, no one is clutching at straws here, mate!!!!
Ferguson needed to rest his big guns for tuesday. . . .United's match schedule was WED-SAT-TUE.
Chelsea's was TUE-SAT-WED(they had a slight advantage) over Man Utd and this wasn't lost on Fergie.
Barcelona also rested players last night and they got spanked 2 goals by DEPORTIVO.

How can u say Fergie's selection was atrocious?
If Wenger had the same managerial nous Fergie had, he wouldnt have bottled it on the final lap.
He kept playing the same squad every 3 days and thus the burn out. . . . Watch out for Man Utd on tuesday(fresher than ever).
The loss at Chelsea was aided by the officials(Chelsea never looked like scoring the 2nd goal) but a stupid line assistant gave em a penalty!!!

@ Radiant,

I was looking for u on wednesday to taunt u about Barca/Man Utd game.
Make sure u are here on tuesday for the 2nd leg. . . . .Dont hide!!!!

Men are saints, . . . . .women are the demons.
Look at it from EVE's angle. . . . . . .

@ Bawolomo,

Radio show? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I cant be bovvered. . . .I only say me piece of mind when women try to defend their evil deeds.

Women dont cheat?

What won't i read on this forum?
I might as well say birds dont fly or snow aint white!!!!

The biggest cheatz in this God's green earth are women
Devious, deceptive and daft!!!!

@ Doyin13,

Andy Gray is a bloody Liverpool fan. . . . .What do u expect the Arrow to say?
A pundit that felt Mascherano shouldn't have gottena RED at OT cannot be serious.
Ballack had a yellow card for taking off his shirt for Lampard's mum and ran to the crowd after scoring the penalty . . . .
Isn't that anutha yellow card offence but the plonker in black decided to ignore his celebrations. . . .that's how woeful prem referees are.

@ Emperoh,

Dayokanu is a mutt. . . . .never to be taken serious!!!
He functions on a single digit IQ in the negative integer. . . . that should tell u he is reatrded.
Dont waste words on him. . . . .His darling club are known as Hollywood FC. . . .All talk no show!!!!

@ The Sly,

Trust me. . . . .for most of em. . . .Cheating is genetical.
Their grandmothers musta cheated in the past and they inherited that whorish trait.
In this present generation, wealth has nuthing to do with a woman being promiscuous.
Some of these tricks are nymphomaniacs. . . . .Shag em 10 times a day and they still want more.
Once u are out of town to make cheddarz. . . . they turn to ur pals, neighbours and even animals.
Its ridiculous.

@ D-reloaded,

U are still missing the point like a free throw shot.

Thang is, women are naturally greedy and self-centred.
The issue of funds never came up in this case. . . . .This Ibo gal felt there was an opportunity to make cash in hard currency.
Shag a german shepherd and get paid. . . . .she musta thunk . . .in a few minutes, shit will be over and i wld be $1000 rich.

She jumped at the opportunity. . . .although a lil bit of persuasion and cajoling might have been involved.
However, she still had the ultimate decision to say YES or NO provided she wasn't held at a gun-point to shag a mutt/mongrel.
In short, she shagged it and she died painfully.  How is that the fault of her oblivious boy/f?

@ D-reloaded,

I see . . .

In other words, u will sleep with a GORILLA for $1000 because your spouse cannot provide it.
Its been established that all women born after 1980 are liable to be floozies.

@ Stillwater,

U are a coward. . . . . .matter of fact, u are a flipping coward.
Cant even be bovvered to retrieve data . . . .the issue is centred on the fact that women are naturally devilish.
A woman's heart is deeper than the pacific ocean. . . . .thousands of dirty secrets locked down in the sea beds. . . . .
Y'all tricks are pathetic!! No wonder divorce rate is on the rise.

Although, i still trust ma woman though!!!!

@ The Sly,

Stuffs like this dont even bovver me again.

An average woman would leave his man for FOOD, MONEY and a BIG WILLY.
Women born after 1980 tend to have a humungous level of libido and i am serious.
Some of em have slept with their german shepherds, gardener or cousins. . . . .It's pathetic.
One UNILAG student died of a mysterious disease some months ago cos she slept with an animal for $1000 WILLINGLY.
Guess what? She had a boyfriend on campus. . . . .Can these tricks really be trusted? ME THINKS NOT!!!!!!!!!

@ Sweet T,

Too bad i wont be here in 2hours.
Women disappoint me? You r having a laff. . . .
It doesnt get to that point with me. . . . .I ditch em before they constitue a nuisance.
These tricks aint worth the sweat. son!!!!

@ D-reloaded,

Chacal dates hungry chics? You are taking the piss.
I don't date jobless tricks. . . . .If u don't have a decent job, u wont even get a "hi" from me!
Who wants to get stuck with a dinner LovePeddler? 99.99% of the devilish things i have seen in women happened to ma homeboys.
Le Chac is too smart to be outthunk by a woman. . . . .Not in this life or the next!!!

@ Stillwater,

I can't remember shiznit!!
Just came back now to see ma darling team lost ground to the Chavs. . . . .I still can't work it out in me head but shit HAPPENS!!!
Where did we stop? If you're confident of your theorems then lets get today's proceedings proceeding.

@ D-reloaded,

You are none of the above!!!!

@ Stillwater,

Who pronounced u the winner?
You cannot win any argument with me. . . . .I am just too smart!!!!!

@ J-girl,

Paradise with 72 hunks?  
Dislocation of both hips is imminent.
4 years on the wheelchair, i am confident u don't want that, do u?

@ Sweet T,

In a movie with one?
It will prolly come to nothing. . . . .90% of these tricks are dinner-whores!!!

Won what?
Please. . . . . .don't make me start.
I was at a friend's wedding(i was the best man) and i even have more evidence to suggest women are maniacs.

Remind me. . . . . .where did we stop?

@ D-reloaded,

So what?
You cannot join in. . . . .
Aint u a transvestite?

@ The Sly,

Trust me son. . . . . I would send em to the HELL they belong.

@ Stillwater,

I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets get the proceedings proceeding. . . . .
What did u win? I cant see u winning ZILCH . . . . .Women are demonic, wicked and generally unforgiving.

@ Emperoh,

I am not fucking bovvered about this result.
Can Chelsea defeat a strong Man Utd XI? I dont think so. . . .
The best they can get is a draw. . . . . . .Man Utd got a raw deal. . . .Playing 3 crucial games in 7 days is demanding.
United squad flew from Barcelona to London. . . . .They couldnt even stop over in Manchester. . . .That was how ntight the situation was.

Chelsea were allowed to win cos the FA wanted this one to go down the wire but it's still in United's hand.
I swear to God. . . .I am just watching the game right now on SKY'S MATCH CHOICE and Carrick's handball was kinda controversial.
How can any official give that kinda decision in a game locked at 1-1 in the 85th minute. . . . .It's ridiculous.

Anyways, I cant wait to put the Barca game away. . . . .Win or Loss, it gives United the chance to concentrate on the league.
I doubt it Chelsea coulda won a team that has got the HOLY TRINITY featuring for 90 mins.
However, Chelski fans can gloat all they want. . . . .They won 2-1 at SB but we won 2-0 at OT!!!!!!!!!!
It's all to play for. . . . .If we drop points against WIGAN or WEST HAM and Chelsea win all their games then they deserve to win the title.

@ Rikkyjen,

Sorry for the incommunicado. . . . .

I had to be in a friend's wedding in Essex. . .

Didnt even see the match but i heard Chelsea won by a dubious penalty.
Just got home now and i am seeing the recorded version on me skybox. . . . T
Tell u what, it seems the FA wants this to go down to the WIRE since Fergie predicted it in December.

Would the line assistant give a penalty if the match was at OT? I doubt it. . . . .
That was a clear ball to hand situation but i ma let it slide. . .
We need the big boys back for Barcelona. . . . .lets put Barca outta the way so we can deal with the Lactics and the Hammers.

It is still United't title to lose. . . . WIN the last 2 games and the title is ours. . . .I dont care what Chelsea plays.
Chelsea will win the title if they can beat the BARCODES 9-0 and Bolton 8-0. . . . .PSYCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's resultz was pathetic but not CATASTROPHIC. . . . .
One thang is sure though. . . . .A UNITED loss means at least 6 BACK TO BACK victories.