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@ Dayo,

Let Kaka repeat the same feat!!!!
He couldn't even score against the weakest defence out of all the English representatives in Europe.
Kaka is rubbish. . . . . He was at the world cup and he did ZILCH for Brazil.
Ronaldo de Lima had a better performance than Kaka. . . .Cristiano had a brilliant tournament than Kaka.
Kaka ma bloody foot. . . . . .Flamini folded him and kept him in his inner pocket!!!

@ Dayokanu,

I have told u several times to discount PSV and Celtic.
They dont play in GRADE A leagues so winning their domestic leagues/domestic titles is a cake-walk. . . .
However, United play in a very competitive league and they are the last team to have won THE TREBLE*
The sweetest thang about it was doing against the Nazis without Keane and Scholes. . . SHAME on bayern Munich.
Bloody ninny!!!!!!!

@ Topeorekoy,

Thank U.

Let it be known Kaka played against a United defence that had no Rio Ferdinand and Neumanja Vidic.
Even Robert Earnshaw of Derby County woulda scored a hatrick against such make-shift defence.
Kaka had it easy and all of a sudden he became the best player in the world. . .
In Serie A last season, he scored just 8 league goals and he wasn't injured. . . How good is this Kaka?

@ Dayokanu,

You are still an idiot.
Godwin Okpara didn't hold Ronaldo. . . . He got him injured and Ronaldo was forced out of the game.
If u are not an idiot, u should have told us what happened in the return leg when Inter battered em 3-0 and Ronaldo was the architect.

Where was Okpara in the 2nd leg or did he suffer a brain damage like u did while raping your neighbour's cat!!!!
When God was spraying intelligence, u were clearly absent as u were left tied n gagged in the basement of a derelict building.
What a misfortune for a scatterbrain!!!!

@ lalaboi,

Should Grant be blamed for the gross indiscipline plaguing Chelsea players? I dont think so.
Chelsea players dont RESPECT Grant cos he wasn't responsible for the signing of most of em.
Before u bring ur daggers out why they respected Jose Mourinho. . . . . Chelsea was just an okay team before Jose joined.
During JM's era, He won many titles and thus the RESPECT. . .
I think Grant has to clear out the buncha prima donnas in the Chelsea outfit. . .buy his own players and maybe then, he should be judged.

@ Randa,

U have the brain capacity of a louse.
I can flipping go to any thread i want and comment!!!
Like a typical Gaynner, I am sure u are blind to see your brethren coming to Man Utd thread to spew heresys. . .

Congrats cos the title is ours? Its a tad late to do that, hombre!!!
U should have done that 2 months ago!!!
Anyways, eat a DICK.

@ Dayokanu,

Its official: You are a classic autistic savant!!!!
Kaka won all those awards but he is a lifeless twit. . . . . He is the most overrated player i have ever seen.
Mathieu Flamini(who couldn't hold ANDERSON) kept Kaka in his pockets for 180 mins. . .
What has Kaka done since becoming the player of the year. . . . He faded out like the fake YABA jeans u are wearing.

@ tkb417,

Dont get carried away. . . .
These awards are put together by football managers all over the world.
Of course, most of em are biased as they tend to go after big names irrespective of how they have performed.
For all u know, Raul/Oliver Khan might win the European player of the year this season.

As for Dayokanu, i have learnt me lessons by ignoring the pillock.
He is sad, verbose and absolutely spastic.
How can Kaka be better than Henry? One average season in ONE competiton and he is the best in the world?
Compare Kaka to past winners and the difference is so WIDE!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Dont be mad. . . .
I know how painful this must be for you,. . . . but take a deep breath. . . do u feel better now?
Bloody schmuk!!!!

What is there to talk about? Arsenal V Reading?
I can bet ma left nut that game would end in a draw. . . .
Fergie's friends helped United's title cause.

Chelsea 0-0 Blackburn(Mark Hughes)
Liverpool 0-0 Birmingham(Alex McLeish)

Blackburn 0-0 Liverpool(Mark Hughes)
Liverpool 1-1Wigan(Steve Bruce)

Arsenal 1-1 Birmingham(Alex McLeish)
Birmingham 2-2 Arsenal(Alex McLeish) . . . .my heart goes to Eduardo. . . . The genesis of Arsenal's capitulation!

Wigan 0-0 Arsenal(Steve Bruce)
Chelsea 1-1 Wigan(Steve Bruce). . .Grant is still wondering how this happened. . He was so stunned he brought Sheva on in the 94th min.


Now lets look at the duel between Fergie and his foot soldiers.

Man Utd 1-0 Sunderland(Roy Keane)
Sunderland 0-4 Man Utd(Roy Keane)

Birmingham 0-1 Man Utd(Steve Bruce)
Man Utd 1-0 Birmingham(Alex McLeish)

Man Utd 2-0 Blackburn (Mark Hughes)
Blackburn ?-? Man Utd

Man Utd 0-0 Reading(Steve Coppell)
Reading 0-2 Man Utd(Steve Coppell)

As u can see, do u still doubt Fergie is the Vito Corleone of the Premiership??
Mark Hughes and Steve Bruce would readily let United win.
They will be paying homage to the Godfather of English football by doing so.
Catch us if u can. . . . 

@ Ibime,

The FA don't like you lots. . . . . .
How can they make u play on a thursday(2 days after playing Wigan)?
They claim its because of TV money. . . . . Isn't that irresponsible?
Anyways, the bright side is u have 2 days extra for the Champions league game against the Scousers. . . .
A loss today should wrap up the Prem for Man Utd.

Good luck Chelskites!!!

@ topeorekoy,

Yes . . . . Frank Rijkaard is better than AW for winning the UCL title and back to back La Liga titles.
How many tears did he take him to assemble his killer squad that dominated Europe for 2-3 seasons playing expansive football and winning titles with them.

Wenger is yet to build such squad. . . . .We all understand Arsene wants to build Arsenal in the mould of the mid-90s Ajax Amsterdam team.
However, the world has moved beyond all those nonsense. . . . Where is Ajax today? Football has gonbe global.
Even the ever racist Bayern Munich team now have more foreigners and experienced hands than they used to be. . .

Anutha year of excuse has just passed and Arsenal still finished trophyless.
If he continues with his same policy. . . U will fall short again. . .
All u have to do as a fan is to compare Arsenal squad to their rivals and tell me why y'all feel u deserve the league title.

@ Loyika,

On the contrary, Jose Mourinho will be on everyone's lips in the top 10.
Who reckons with Wenger? because he is lucky to be managing a London club? U are a joker.
Only myopic and dyslexic Arsenal fans reckon with Wenger. . . The simple reasons world class players prefer Arsenal is the French factor.
Any French speaking footballer would prefer joining Arsenal so as to bed in fasssst. . . apart from that, there's nuithing to show for y'all loudmouthz.

@ Dayokanu,

You are still a pederast.
The performance over time in similar competitons? Then what has Barca achieved in the last 2 seasons.
They finished trophyless last season(Arsenalitis has bitten their ass). . . Currently, they are 9 points below their league leaders.

Now, winning a game does not mean anything. . . . In other words, S/final tie that comprises of 2 legs will not determine who is better?
Why dont u get lobotomised to save us from ur heresys.
You are so spastic, u are a disgrace to the people that brung u up!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

U are a huge idiot savant.
All those shit u typed up there. . . .
Can u apply the same to ARSENAL and AC MILAN?
What happened in both legs? Arsenal went to SAN SIRO and raped Milan in front of their own fans.
If that game didn't change ur mind about ENGLISH FOOTBALL then u might not RAPTURE.

Barca will bite the dust in both legs.

Concerning Jardel and Elber . . . . are u saying Leonardo and Edmumdo were better than Jardel and Elber for France 98?
At this point, i can proudly say u are a waste of Y-chromosomes.
U would be better off being a menstrual blood.

The Best goalkeeper:

Jussi Jaaskelainen

Brad Friedel.

The amount of saves these ones make week in week out would make Cassilas and Petr Cech feel like idiots.
In a team with good midfielders and a good defence, goalies have no job to do.
There are matches Van Der Sar dont even make a single dive cos the defence was damn too good.
However, for struggling teams like Bolton and Blackburn. . . These goalies makes daring saves week in week out.
They deserve some credits. . . . . Letz see how Cassilas, Cech and Buffon would fare in weak teams like Watford and judge em then.

@ tkb417,

Why are u answering Dayokanu? He is a classic definition of a dolt.
What has playing in the national team gotta do with how good a player is?
Elber struggled to hold a shirt in the national team so does it mean Rai/Mazinho was better than him?
What about Mario Jardel of Porto?

Evra is the best left back in the world. . . .
Abidal is a twerp. . . . I watch Barca every weekend and i think Rijkaard made a syntax error by letting Van Brockhorst leave Barca.
The replacement has been shyte . . . . .
Abidal is a BLACK John O'Shea.

@ Rasputinn,

If u are not brain-dead, u won't be talking to me in that manner of yours.
Chacal went to rehab and came out as Jackal? Are u this moronic? Is that supposed to make any sense?
Anyways, what do i expect from a Gaynner with a "trapped in the system" upbringing?
U ignorant muppet!!!

@ Loyika,

Must Gaynners spew trumpery all the time?
Arsene Wenger will be among the top 10 living managers? It seems u haven't gotten over the hangover.
Le Prof will struggle to make the top 20.

Look at it this way. . . . Wenger has been in England for 12 years. . . In the 4 competitons available, he has only won 2.
He is yet to win ANYTHING in Europe and the league cup(although u twits say y'all don't care about it) which i STRONGLY doubt. . .
Blimey. . . Pedo Wenger is yet to retain the EPL title in 12 years and he is among your top 10.
Even Jens Lehmann would give u a dirty slap for making such lewd statement.

Top 10: Alex Ferguson, Fabio Capello, Vincente Del Bosque, Frank Rijkaard, Jose Mourinho, Giovanni Trapattoni, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Marcello Lippi, Carlo Ancellotti and Rafa Benitez!!!!
I am sorry to say Arsene Wenger does not belong to this category. He is yet to win anything in Europe.
Blimey. . . He is yet to win anything in the last 3 years.

@ Emperoh,

KitKat is the worst dresser?
I thunk it was Louis Saha. . . . . .
Wazza said Saha had to be the worst dresser in the whole of Europe.

Negative!!!!!!!!!
She is not a LovePeddler.
Annabel just wanted to do something spectacular.
P.S. She shagged 70 men within 10 hrs, scratch the 250!!!!

U can add Annabel Chong to your list. . . . .
P.S. She shagged 251 men in 10 hours(the biggest Group Intimacy record).

@ j-girl,

Forget hymen theory.
Some people were born without it, some gurls lost it via strenous exercises so it doesn't prove anything!!!!!
Mental virginity? Thats a first!!!!!!!!!!
It means Britney Spears can declare herself a virgin!!! Yea right.

@ Stillwater,

So thats ur escape? If i post again, u have won? Yea right!!!!
Believe me, the word is now obsolete. . . . . when it was being used, no one thunk the world would turn around to unearth all these sex variables.
Cyber, oral, dry, texts, phone, etc. . . . All these things have overtaken the meaning of the word.
So. . . . . .there's no technical virgin. QED.

Virgin land? Virgin hair?
Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. . . . . .Virgin can only mean one thing: PURE and UNDISCOVERED.
A gurl handling her bits to bring herself to orgasm cannot be a virgin. . . . .penetration plays no part here.

In em days, such things like Love Machine, cyber, text messages and fonecalls were not existing. . . so the word had a meaning.
These days, things have changed. . . people have virtual sex. . . they dont even need their partners to be physically present to achieve their goals.
In other words. . . . the word virgin has been rendered obsolete.

Go and lie down. . . . . U have been a worthy opponent but i still conquered.

As u can see, your answers are neither here nor there(inconsistent)!!!!!

The dictionary defines a virgin as being in a pure or natural state, untouched, unsullied, uncultivated, and unexplored.
A girl handling herself everynight has defintely explored something so she cannot be a virgin.
What gives!!!!!!! U boxed yourself into a corner, mate!!!!

@ Stillwater,

Its not sarcasm.


So a woman who hasn't engaged in a sexual intercourse is a virgin!!!!!!!!

Now, if a woman engages herself in anal sex, is she a virgin?

A woman that can play saxophone with a male reproductive organ, would u consider her a virgin?

What about a woman that masturbates everynight to achieve orgasms? Can she be referred to as a virgin?

@ Stillwater,

U must be very intelligent.
Please, who is a virgin?

@ Stillwater,

Of course. . . .
As the word virgin doesn't exist in me dictionary anymore. . . . Penetration or not is now purely academic.
If he had done MouthAction, he is no longer a virgin, or is he?

@ Stillwater,

Those words have been existing before the world turned into something else.
For instance, the word virgin doesn't exist in ma dictionary because i cannot honestly define a virgin to you.
In these days of MouthAction, anal sex, vaginal sex, phone intimacy, cyber-sex, dry sex, txt sex and all kinds  the new world have introduced. . .
If anyone violates one of these stuffs. . . . is she still a virgin technically?
Should the queen remove the word "virgin" from the dictionary too?

Yea, Ronaldo is a playa just like other football legends like George Best(slept with over 50 Miss Worlds), Romario, Ronaldinho, Anderson etc.
Sex makes em more focused and it helps em mentally and physically on the pitch.
There was a debate that it might hinder his performance but hey, he has scored 38 goals this season.
Thats anutha advantage of prostitution to people like him.
As u can see, one man's meat is anutha man's cyanide.

@ prince_onx,

Jackass? It's funny how men tend to complicate their existence by spewing trumpery.
If u dont have anything constructive to say, go back to your knitting and lemme deal with astute minds.
U dont even wanna get me started here cos if i do, u will need paramedics to haul your blunt ass outta here.

@ Stillwater,

It becomes an uproar because a political official is supposed to be MARRIED. The prostitute is not the one at FAULT here but the married man cheating on his wife. Unmarried celebs visits whorehouses and it hardly causes a hoax.
The best football player in England, Cristiano Ronaldo is a whoremonger but he is still 22 and single so there's no scandal in it.

Secondly, what is morally wrong in Nigeria maybe morally right here?
UK employees take cigarette breaks at work to smoke. . . . . .I mean, how often would u see that in Nigeria? On the flip side, it is almost normal for civil servants to embezzle funds in government organisations in Nigeria(it is a national cake) but it is morally wrong for anyone to that here.
So, no matter how u look at it. . . . . there's really nothing decent/indecent.

In Japan, for example, vaginal prostitution is against the law while MouthAction prostitution is legal, as women who perform MouthAction for money are not considered prostitutes in Japan. It simply means MouthAction is decent to them while the other is indecent.
How do u draw a parallel to that with what is going on in UK or say Nigeria. Would a Japanese girl agree with u that MouthAction is immoral?
Until u start to understand that one man's meat is anutha man's poison your arguments will be flawed.


Kettle calling pot black? I laugh in Swahili.
It's a male dominated society. . . . . .A guy who sleeps with 300 women will be applauded n lauded as a player!!!
A girl that sleeps with 6 men is a LovePeddler, dumb and morally corrupt. . . I didnt make the rules . . . .DEAL WITH IT.

@ Pataki,

I think it was only the mother applying for a settlement visa . . . .The mother only took the baby to Nigeria so she can be breast-fed.
By the virtue of the father being a Brit citizen, the daughter becomes one as soon she got her umblica cord severed.

@ Stillwater.

1) Prostitution is a job. Matter of fact, it is the oldest profession known to man as it started in the Biblical days.
While it is illegal in some countries, some other countries allow it as long as it is practised in government regulated brothels. Prostitution can be described as an act of rendering services for money. Lots of women are doing this in the UK to support their family. Their kids don't even have to know what they do. They leave home at nights and come back the next day to take care of their wards, pay bills and live happily ever after.

2) Prostitution is not championed across Europe as what a decent woman would do? You are living in the past.
In these days of independent women, women are proud of what they do. . . .I have seen many TV shows where prostitutes come to air their reasons for doing it. I'd rather let em do that than push drugs or engage in other violent crimes. It is not forced on men. A guy needs a quick one, he knows where to go and he gets served. . . . .what is indecent in that? How is it different from a one night stand most women engage in? Afterall, a guy would still pay for drinks, hotel rooms and other schitzos. . . .

3) In this day and age, i dont think Prostitutes are hell bound. Hell Bound? What have they done?
Fornication? You and I know that topic is deep. I dont even wanna touch that with a 12-foot pole.

4) Women {especially Africans(Nigerians)} will never own up to their appaling shag history.
This is why some girls resort to different schemes to cover up their past. Even when some of them do, they dont tell the true story.
16 sexual partners become 2 or even 1 which happens to be RAPE.

@ Akolawole,

I contacted Prof Pataki and he directed me to you.

Lemme answer your questions.

1) Maggie became a British Citizen the day she was born at Ilford NHS

2) I am not sure about UK laws regarding expecting mothers. . . .but i would go with a NO.

3) There's a contradiction.

@ Akolawole,


Pls help me.

I want to secure a visitor's visa in the UK.
How do i go about it? I stay in Onitsha, i am a trader and i have about N550,000 in my bank account.
What and what do i need to forge this through. I need your professional advice.