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Travel › Re: 27km Blue Line project Ready For Passengers In 2022— Lagos Govt by jacoik(m): 11:55am On May 29, 2020
AroOkigbo:
Na you and who be WE? Is Osun not an APC state?
good question there bro
Travel › Re: 27km Blue Line project Ready For Passengers In 2022— Lagos Govt by jacoik(m): 11:49am On May 29, 2020
Lisaint:
Agbara-Badagry to border was supposed to be 10 lanes + rail

But now what we have on agbara to Badagry road now is police acting like Thrift collectors

Collecting money from motorist
And the road was also reduced from
10 lanes to 6lanes

The contractor handling that project is just working like snail
Since none of the government agencies is there for monitoring

Trust me

The only time those polithiefians consider those in that Badagry corridor to be Lagosians is when they need their votes
I will bet my own life that not until second coming of Jesus Christ, that road will never complete
Travel › Re: 27km Blue Line project Ready For Passengers In 2022— Lagos Govt by jacoik(m): 11:47am On May 29, 2020
slimfit1:
If it's not completed before then he is surely a useless governor.
I can bet my life that this man San wolu will never complete that project
Travel › Re: 27km Blue Line project Ready For Passengers In 2022— Lagos Govt by jacoik(m): 11:44am On May 29, 2020
BabaOwen:
You can create a thread about Rivers, we will comment on it. This one nah Lagos, how can they be building a light rail for more than 10 years shocked
even the main road project started on 17 August 2007. I can remember vividly how Earth moving machines started pulling some stores down at oduade then in the name of road project
Travel › Re: 27km Blue Line project Ready For Passengers In 2022— Lagos Govt by jacoik(m): 11:42am On May 29, 2020
BabaOwen:
The corruption in Lagos is so massive, how dem go dey construct a rail line for more than 10 year shocked

Lagosians have to give another political party a chance in 2023.

This sanwo olu is just so over hype.
you just want to incur the wrath of some people ehhhh? see my armpit nothing is there oooo. giving another political party a chance in Lagos? not until Jesus come
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Arrested By Police In Lekki (video) by jacoik(m): 3:50pm On May 28, 2020
Originality007:
grin bobyrisky living a risky life...
lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Arrested By Police In Lekki (video) by jacoik(m): 3:48pm On May 28, 2020
LearnITsmash:
I can see your sense ended when you saw your monthly period yesterday, whenever you get that sense back then come back to quote me, you little dingbat undecided
lolxxxxx hahahaha you say her sense ended when she saw her period? lol infact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you
Politics › Re: Obaseki Mandate Forum Picks APC Nomination Form For Governor Obaseki by jacoik(m): 6:16am On May 28, 2020
Chapii:
Illiteracy is a big disease. I am a lawyer, Oshiomole should tell us the school he went - Wike.
No. 1. Ortom. Inspite of all the harassment from Oshiomole, Ortom defected to PDP and won. Incumbent Governors are very powerful, how much does Chairman have?
No. 2 Do you think APC Governors will allow their colleague to be disgraced by Chairman, that reduces their influence.
No 3. Oshiomole was struggling for his life few months back simply because all other S/S APC leaders moved against him, he was saved by Zulum, Ganduje & Tinubu. He is still going back to fight. Make him no worry.
No 4. Rivers & Zamfara are still fresh on everyone's minds. A repeat will be disastrous.
No 5. There is a new sheriff in town (Gambari) so any crisis at this early stage will not be welcomed. The world over, incumbents are given the rights of first refusal except their performance is abysmal. That cannot be said of Obaseki.
Lastly. With PDP having 2 senators. APC has no choice than to put their best foot forward. If this campaign is not run with state resources, APC is a goner.
Look at the ugly monkey that wants to be a godfather in Edo State, in 2020. I laugh in Swahili.
you just said it as it supposed to be my brother. we will wait and see our the pastor will be governor
Crime › Re: Father Who Defiled His 6 And 9-Year-Old Daughters Arrested In Ondo by jacoik(m): 2:42pm On May 25, 2020
davibid:
People like this are supposed to be jailed for life

A father that should be defending them against people like is the one doing this to them


Shame!!!

But I don’t think its ordinary for him to have carried out such heinous acts against his two children, I perceive money ritual
and where is the money na if it's for ritual. suppose it's for ritual, the guy for don pass dangote by now
Business › Re: Which Business Can I Do With N300k As A School Teacher? by jacoik(m): 5:22am On May 23, 2020
Seuntek:
poultry will affect my teaching job. As for restaurant, even if i boil water, it won't get hot grin
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear u don mad finish oooo. u said if you boil water e no go boil? your card is different
Crime › Re: Jean Codo Dies In Kirikiri Prison by jacoik(m): 7:12pm On May 22, 2020
Bloggingscope:
Won't NCDC record him as one of the corona cases like this?

And he even died in Lagos angry
I swear down because any person wey enter hospital now na covid 19 patient oooo.
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by jacoik(m): 12:36pm On May 18, 2020
mamaafrik:
Op,skuru,squirrel dey your head,i can bet that you are not Yoruba.

If you are ,your sister alone self for don treat her forkup for your presence by tearing her better,tear leather slap.

You scolded your mom for a misdemeanor caused by your girlfriend,that you know yourself??

They should have listened to the priest when you were young,oloun,They should have used you for sacrifice .
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear down. dis kind pikin dey good to use for money ritual
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by jacoik(m): 12:34pm On May 18, 2020
GreatChizzy:
Like seriously you "scolded" your MOTHER?
You scolded your mother for a "girl friend" whom you had already knew had anger management issues? I hope your mother has other sons besides you; because you are a shame and a reproach to that woman you call your mother.

May God not give us Sons that would scold their mothers because of girl friends.
God will bless you forever for this. the guy is so stupid and useless!!!. na dis kind pikin parents suppose use do money ritual
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by jacoik(m): 12:32pm On May 18, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
Ehya,
That statement is very painful. It can make someone even commit suicide.


Now that you can't break up with the girl, kuku break up with your mama
the guy is just so stupid! the .other self have cool mind. if it's my mum that relationship or marriage will end that day. this kind of a son need to be disown
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by jacoik(m): 10:40am On May 15, 2020
davosea:
grin thruth be told man,you need a sledge hammer on your skull
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u are wicked ooooo
Politics › Re: COVID-19, Kogi: Sagay Advises FG To Send NCDC Officials Back With Full Security by jacoik(m): 1:58pm On May 11, 2020
Wiseandtrue:
I mean what's wrong with this governmenthuh

They claimed that they don't have sufficient test kits to resolve the Kano crises then here you are forcing another state who has not reported any casualty to undergo a compulsory test

With which equipmenthuh The ones that are not enoughhuh
God bless you. you reason like human jare
Politics › Re: COVID-19, Kogi: Sagay Advises FG To Send NCDC Officials Back With Full Security by jacoik(m): 1:57pm On May 11, 2020
GamalNasser:
I reject playing into this WHO Plandemic script , is it by force that Kogi must have Covid ?

Are NCDC officials above Isolation especially after coming from COVID epicenter and it's an open secret that most drivers of NCDC have already tested positive for COVID , after all the same NCDC isolated the Chinese doctors for 14 days when they brought them ...I am not a fan of Yahaya Bello but I stand with him on this !!!
God bless you! in all the comments I have been reading concerning these topic, you are the only reasonable person here. thanks bro
Health › Re: Yobe Strange Deaths: 68 Buried In Potiskum In Three Days by jacoik(m): 1:44pm On May 11, 2020
ZhiosonWind:
68 in three days?
How many people con dey Yobe state?
lolxxxxx hahahaha meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have something for you
Christianity Etc › Re: Almajiris: Rejected By Parents, Scorned By Society & Abused By Politicians by jacoik(m): 1:41pm On May 08, 2020
JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
politicians will use Almajiri to advance their own course, and after leave them to wallow in poverty, living their offsprings overseas to enjoy their loot

Woe unto their parents for making their children suffer, I pray these politicians experience shame, poverty, loneliness, illiteracy ignorance, sickness, disease, reproach, in millions of fold as these kids experience it

Imagine asking for alms before you can feed yourself, imagine using your plate as pillow anytime you want to sleep in the bare nothern Nigeria cold, though I haven’t experience that shi, but I can feel the pain and agony under the innocent smile of these children

If God can’t punish our politicians with our corocoro eyes, then I refuse to believe in karma or Judgement day

Northern Nigeria is the only country on earth where male children are being exploited on a large scale using religion and society as cover

Jonathan tried to end this shi but they voted him out, seems Northern nigeria gets orgasm watching these children suffer
this is fact (
If God can’t punish our politicians with our corocoro eyes, then I refuse to believe in karma or Judgement day)
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Personalities On N1000 Note Wear Face-Masks As Artist Draws Note On The Wall by jacoik(m): 10:21am On May 07, 2020
bolaayenimo:
NCDC will be blind to see this one and make him an ambassador
this ambassador of a thing sef. them dey pay dem ambassador?
Romance › Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by jacoik(m): 10:09am On May 07, 2020
raphretle:
Fetched 33 Jerrycan of water for them...
Packed her mums stuff to the market on my head... all in the name of love...
Don't even know where the 4 o'clock eyed girl is now sef...
Truly she been Put me for inside bottle
truly you are in her bottle and I believe it could be accient fanta bottle
Romance › Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by jacoik(m): 10:07am On May 07, 2020
Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile smiley
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment whey I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou )

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paidsalary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent was around £125,500+ (54,233,804.62 nairas)

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab cry only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives.. sad embarassed
so painful my G. you need to give love a chance again my dear because you can't keep reminding yourself of the past. I pray the ancestors to heal your wounded soul
Romance › Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by jacoik(m): 10:01am On May 07, 2020
Davash222:
Travelled from Lagos to Abuja to visit my 'Nigerian' girlfriend via land. On reaching to Utako park, the uber driver she sent to pick me happens to be her main boyfriend.
It ended in pains.
like seriously? thank your God say they didn't kill you
Crime › Re: Suspected Killers Of UNIPORT, RSU Students Unmasked (pictures) by jacoik(m): 9:15am On May 07, 2020
lonelydora:
The killers are "Anchor boys" a reigning cult group in Ogu/Bolo LGA in Rivers state.
They were once "Ateke" boys.

But Nelson Nwafor is also a cultist.


Thank God they have all been caught.
it seem you know that Nelson nwafor very well
Crime › Re: Suspected Killers Of UNIPORT, RSU Students Unmasked (pictures) by jacoik(m): 9:13am On May 07, 2020
CXLVII:
grin grin grin


They were even given a face mask and implemented social distancing.

Nigerian police know how to package you very well when they want to fvck you up!
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear bro. I don't think their will come back alive because that wike of a man won't waste time to sign the paper
Culture › Fact About Igbo And Igbo Land by jacoik(op): 1:57pm On May 05, 2020
*Real Facts About Igbos and Igboland*

1) Finding a bungalow in Onitsha is like looking for a fish in a desert

2) Onitsha has more multistorey buildings than a combination of Oyo,Ogun,Ondo,Ekiti and Ondo all put together.

3) Owerri has the most concentration of hotels,clubs and bars per square meter in Nigeria

4) Onitsha is the most densely populated city in Nigeria outside Lagos

5) Enugu in 2014 made the list of Most resilient cities in the world and the first in Nigeria.

6) Owerri and Aba have the most organized city masterplan, initiated by former governor Sam Mbakwe of old imo state. Sadly Aba has been left to rot, due to bad governance.

7)Anambra state has the best urban and rural road network of any state in Nigeria

cool: For the past 10yrs, Anambra, IMO, Abia, Enugu, are the leading states in WAEC, NECO and JAMB, and are also the leading states with NYSC passouts

9) Imo, Anambra, Delta presently have the most PhD holder and Professors in Nigeria

10) By premiumtimes report, IMO, Anambra and Delta are the leading states for law admission for the past 5yrs, while Imo, Anambra, Delta and Enugu are leading for medicine admission

11)Anambra Imo and Enugu have the highest cut off mark for admission into federal unity schools and colleges, yet these states produce the most graduates from those colleges. For Anambra, it is 139, Imo 138, Enugu 134,

12) In 2017, Igbo students dominated the list of graduates in Engineering and medicine departments in covenant university.

13) In any city, town or village you enter outside Igboland in Nigeria, after the indigenous language speakers, the next are the Igbos

14) Igbos are the largest diaspora Nigerians in any country in the world except in the Uk, where the yorubas hold sway.

15) University of Nigeria Nsukka, has the most influential alumni of any university in Nigeria

16) Owerri has the highest concentration of beautiful girls of any city in Nigeria.

17) Onitsha main market in Anambra state and Ariaria market in Aba Abia state remain the biggest commodity markets in west Africa.

18) Igboland has the biggest and most influential Football and Nollywood stars in Nigeria

19) Onitsha houses the highest concentration of multi storey apartments per square meter in Sub-Saharan Africa

20) In 2018, National Inland Waterways Authority(NIWA), reported that 60 Per Cent Of Cargo In Nigeria Goes to Onitsha

21) Portharcourt, Owerri, Enugu and Asaba airports are the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 8th busiest airports in Nigeria respectively.

22)Uli airport in present day Anambra state was the first indigenously built airport in black Africa. Built by the Biafrans during the civil war. Though a makeshift airport, it served its purpose during the civil war but was destroyed after the war.

23) Imo Airport is the only indigene built and the first state owned airport in Nigeria. Built from contributions and donations from Indigenes (then Imo and Abia). Initiated under the leadership of Sam Mbakwe, but officially commenced operation in 1991

*Proudly Igbo* ��
Education › Fact About Igbo And Igbo Land by jacoik(op): 12:09pm On May 05, 2020
*Real Facts About Igbos and Igboland*

1) Finding a bungalow in Onitsha is like looking for a fish in a desert

2) Onitsha has more multistorey buildings than a combination of Oyo,Ogun,Ondo,Ekiti and Ondo all put together.

3) Owerri has the most concentration of hotels,clubs and bars per square meter in Nigeria

4) Onitsha is the most densely populated city in Nigeria outside Lagos

5) Enugu in 2014 made the list of Most resilient cities in the world and the first in Nigeria.

6) Owerri and Aba have the most organized city masterplan, initiated by former governor Sam Mbakwe of old imo state. Sadly Aba has been left to rot, due to bad governance.

7)Anambra state has the best urban and rural road network of any state in Nigeria

cool: For the past 10yrs, Anambra, IMO, Abia, Enugu, are the leading states in WAEC, NECO and JAMB, and are also the leading states with NYSC passouts

9) Imo, Anambra, Delta presently have the most PhD holder and Professors in Nigeria

10) By premiumtimes report, IMO, Anambra and Delta are the leading states for law admission for the past 5yrs, while Imo, Anambra, Delta and Enugu are leading for medicine admission

11)Anambra Imo and Enugu have the highest cut off mark for admission into federal unity schools and colleges, yet these states produce the most graduates from those colleges. For Anambra, it is 139, Imo 138, Enugu 134,

12) In 2017, Igbo students dominated the list of graduates in Engineering and medicine departments in covenant university.

13) In any city, town or village you enter outside Igboland in Nigeria, after the indigenous language speakers, the next are the Igbos

14) Igbos are the largest diaspora Nigerians in any country in the world except in the Uk, where the yorubas hold sway.

15) University of Nigeria Nsukka, has the most influential alumni of any university in Nigeria

16) Owerri has the highest concentration of beautiful girls of any city in Nigeria.

17) Onitsha main market in Anambra state and Ariaria market in Aba Abia state remain the biggest commodity markets in west Africa.

18) Igboland has the biggest and most influential Football and Nollywood stars in Nigeria

19) Onitsha houses the highest concentration of multi storey apartments per square meter in Sub-Saharan Africa

20) In 2018, National Inland Waterways Authority(NIWA), reported that 60 Per Cent Of Cargo In Nigeria Goes to Onitsha

21) Portharcourt, Owerri, Enugu and Asaba airports are the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 8th busiest airports in Nigeria respectively.

22)Uli airport in present day Anambra state was the first indigenously built airport in black Africa. Built by the Biafrans during the civil war. Though a makeshift airport, it served its purpose during the civil war but was destroyed after the war.

23) Imo Airport is the only indigene built and the first state owned airport in Nigeria. Built from contributions and donations from Indigenes (then Imo and Abia). Initiated under the leadership of Sam Mbakwe, but officially commenced operation in 1991

*Proudly Igbo* ��
Travel › Re: Lockdown Ease: What 3rd Mainland Bridge Looks Like This Morning by jacoik(m): 8:41pm On May 04, 2020
Authoreety:
Oga go and cut your finger nails...
Covid 19 could breed therein u know...
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear u don mad finish oooo. so na only his nail you see?
Education › Some Fact You Don't Know About Igbo And It People by jacoik(op): 4:21pm On May 03, 2020
*Real Facts About Igbos and Igboland*

1) Finding a bungalow in Onitsha is like looking for a fish in a desert

2) Onitsha has more multistorey buildings than a combination of Oyo,Ogun,Ondo,Ekiti and Ondo all put together.

3) Owerri has the most concentration of hotels,clubs and bars per square meter in Nigeria

4) Onitsha is the most densely populated city in Nigeria outside Lagos

5) Enugu in 2014 made the list of Most resilient cities in the world and the first in Nigeria.

6) Owerri and Aba have the most organized city masterplan, initiated by former governor Sam Mbakwe of old imo state. Sadly Aba has been left to rot, due to bad governance.

7)Anambra state has the best urban and rural road network of any state in Nigeria

cool: For the past 10yrs, Anambra, IMO, Abia, Enugu, are the leading states in WAEC, NECO and JAMB, and are also the leading states with NYSC passouts

9) Imo, Anambra, Delta presently have the most PhD holder and Professors in Nigeria

10) By premiumtimes report, IMO, Anambra and Delta are the leading states for law admission for the past 5yrs, while Imo, Anambra, Delta and Enugu are leading for medicine admission

11)Anambra Imo and Enugu have the highest cut off mark for admission into federal unity schools and colleges, yet these states produce the most graduates from those colleges. For Anambra, it is 139, Imo 138, Enugu 134,

12) In 2017, Igbo students dominated the list of graduates in Engineering and medicine departments in covenant university.

13) In any city, town or village you enter outside Igboland in Nigeria, after the indigenous language speakers, the next are the Igbos

14) Igbos are the largest diaspora Nigerians in any country in the world except in the Uk, where the yorubas hold sway.

15) University of Nigeria Nsukka, has the most influential alumni of any university in Nigeria

16) Owerri has the highest concentration of beautiful girls of any city in Nigeria.

17) Onitsha main market in Anambra state and Ariaria market in Aba Abia state remain the biggest commodity markets in west Africa.

18) Igboland has the biggest and most influential Football and Nollywood stars in Nigeria

19) Onitsha houses the highest concentration of multi storey apartments per square meter in Sub-Saharan Africa

20) In 2018, National Inland Waterways Authority(NIWA), reported that 60 Per Cent Of Cargo In Nigeria Goes to Onitsha

21) Portharcourt, Owerri, Enugu and Asaba airports are the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 8th busiest airports in Nigeria respectively.

22)Uli airport in present day Anambra state was the first indigenously built airport in black Africa. Built by the Biafrans during the civil war. Though a makeshift airport, it served its purpose during the civil war but was destroyed after the war.

23) Imo Airport is the only indigene built and the first state owned airport in Nigeria. Built from contributions and donations from Indigenes (then Imo and Abia). Initiated under the leadership of Sam Mbakwe, but officially commenced operation in 1991

*Proudly Igbo* ��
Family › Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by jacoik(m): 1:11am On May 02, 2020
Mstick:
It's not your fault she must have done something to make you do all that.

Can you walk us through your marriage so we can pick her faults and nail her?



The gospel according to nairaland pickmesha. grin grin
lolxxxxx hahahaha infact to use you do money ritual now just dey hungry me
Family › Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by jacoik(m): 1:07am On May 02, 2020
Jgoldie:
Man!!!
You will burn in hell

That woman will never forgive you

She has taken her kids as her husband,the reason she isn’t moved is because she has conditioned her mind that she is a widow so what ever you do won’t hurt her anymore.

You better pay her off and leave that woman to live the rest of her lives with the kids happily
lolxxxxx hahahaha pay her off? do you know if the fool still have kobo.
Family › Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by jacoik(m): 1:03am On May 02, 2020
fulaniHERDSman:
angry
Oga the only thing you deserve is to buy sniper and swallow. U r not fit to live.
You didn't repent. You got played and then remembered home. Just go hang pls
lolxxxxx hahahaha you are heartless oooo

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