₦airaland Forum

Professorcplus:
If these religious money collected by "pastorprenures" were been used as taxes, Nigeria would have been a better country since 90's.

Yet the bigger the money you offer to God, the more God gets happy. Can someone tell me how paper printed by men makes Almighty God happy.

You pay money for God blessings, but God can not bless starving children in the 3rd war zone countries. Your Christians God must be selfish.

What you are simply doing is blessing your daddy GO. Nothing more. Because, he will live a lavish lifestyle with your hard earn money.

Wait can someone tell me the difference between a child that is been scared with ojuju-calaba for not dropping his money and an adult that is been scared with cala-mity for not dropping his/her hard earn money. Nothing! The difference is just age bracket.

See

There is even bank app. Even corona can not stop the work of God. Yet the work is left undone

your wisdom and understanding will not kill you my guy. See as u analyse it. That's pure and bitter truth there wish you have said. Just relax and watch brainwashed fellows attack you.

OTayobami:
Thank God 80% of my Nigerians don open eye and know what is good

guy shut up please! Nobody is opening any eyes, in fact we are all still blind. If we don open eye, we all suppose move with anger to those harlot Chambers to fight them with the last drop of our blood. But watch out, if you give any of the youth 10,000 he can sing their praise till Jesus come.

sapientia:
What town in the North is called Enugu?

I have read this news like 4 times now but never seem to get a state called enugu in the north

J111333:
They don't love bad guys, they are simply loyal to them.
Just like dogs remain loyal and obedient to tough owners even when they are not fed but attack kind owners for not feeding them on time.

Women love good guys and that's why they hurt them. They believe they can get away with it.

too much wisdom no go kill you guy. You just stated the fact here bro

ETWs:
Since we are to pray for him, let us know other ailments so we will property channel our prayer points.

abi na

Pruwa:
so his own is very critical
fada lord is this really you?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish ooooo. Like seriously u type dis? In fact wait of rme at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today

ideabuilder:
And where is that Pastor that wanted to travel to China to combat coronavirus.

lolxxxxx hahahaha omo na since I dey use eye search for him oooooo and the worst case is that after this virus might have gone he will still have his brainwashed members intact with him

SouthNigerian:
When you try saving Nigerians from drowning, they'll turn back & bark so hard @ you, that you'll be confused on what to do next.

We are talking about lives here [some thought its a joke], majority are celebrating havoc caused by the epidemic among the elites forgetting that them "the poor masses are going to take a bite of the poisoned cake" where they are going to suffer grievious consequences of our "Crippled Health Care System".

The Epidemic will soon descend on the Commoners and that is where doom spells. If you are wise, you'll plan ahead & take cover before the storm hit your spot & the only way that can be achieved is by joining our hands firmly with our Leaders so as to curb the spread of the virus.

If you don't agree with me, liken the epidemic to a Wild Wind Storm (WWS) that that caught a large group of communities unaware. The Storm came from the North West where the Elites resides, community bells rang calling the attention of the community to the Violent Storm, but the Community People rejected the call saying the gods are fighting on behalf of them the poor people (the gods must be crazy). The Storm rose in strength from the West down to the East destroying everything destroyable in its path, the poor community people started to realise that the Storm is not staying put in the elites zone but will also feast on them, the commoners.

Now we have a problem, our elites are the ones living in brick houses where they take cover during the Storm making casualitiea minimal. We, the poor Community People are living in tents, Oh! The Storm is going to expose us, destroy our tents, carry our children away & displace families, what a crazy time to live. Calls were then made by by our Communities Leaders instructing us that the only way we can defy the strength of the wind is by forming a large Circle, where we place our children & valuables in the middle of the Circle. When the Storm arrives, it will shook us but we will never fall with our hands firmly held together in a single Circle. But those who decides to take cover seperately, they shall be miamed & displaced by the Storm.

CONCLUSION:
Let's all forget about what our Leaders did wrong and cooperate with them [Leaders] in this trying times, that way, we will all remain smiling.

Remember:
(i) When spiderweb unites, it can tie up a lion.
(ii) A stick of palm broom can be broken with ease, but a bunch of it [palm broom] can't be broken.

Shalom!

word of wisdom indeed. You will live to reap your old age my dear. Remain blessed

helinues:
You could use yourself.. We go spend the money after you might have gone

u n Wu go spend my money wey I take u du

helinues:
O set go.

Na the elites dey feel the Obanikoro much more.

That's good..

oba wetin?! To use u do money ritual just dey hungry me

NwaAmaikpe:




It doesn't matter where he is, he is lucky to even have a birthday to be celebrating.
Yesterday was the birthday of the husband of one of my mistresses, but he is in the morgue.

My greatest source of closure is that I donated a pint of my blood for his treatment and afterwards, he looked me deep into the eyes and thanked me saying his wife asked him to.
I may never know for which of the reasons in particular because I don't intend to ask.

Truly, I fear women more than I fear the corona virus.
Her husband is just a few hours dead and in an era of social distancing, our social connections are even stronger than ever.

May God have mercy on him and grant those of us he has left behind the stamina to take care of his wife and her enormous sex appetite.

Happy birthday Ronaldinho.

to be honest if I tell you say you are confuse, then know it that you are mad. You just got me confused this morning. Infact you are stupid for confusing me after going through this your stupid post like 5 times without understanding what you said. Infact you are not ok

DenreleDave:
Guys, listen to me if you don't want your matter to end in tears.... If a lady can't offer u anytin other than sex, pls leave her or use her then dump her. Invest in a lady intelligence and brain not in a hole filled with all kinds of fluids..

Imagine girl wey Don fvck thousand dicks go dey use u do shakara.. Las Las she agree, u go still spend over 1 million to Marry her and to surprise you, Na people wey chop the babe for free in her useful age go plenty for the wedding. My guy, you are finished

It will surely end it tears





This is an opportunity for ladies to come and rant again oooo



Sexylassie2 funmisticqueen2 onyi22 oya coman rant oo. Ya food has come ooo

lolxxxxx hahahaha u no well ooooo. Watch your fellow ladies attack you with missiles

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Humans hate what they don't understand
Can you say Americans are cursed?
All niggarrrs for America bam wella
21 savage
Young thug
Travis Scott
Lil pump
Migos
French Montana
Future


A life without ruggedity is not worth living

Just that for Africa here them dey abuse am

See let me tell you a secret
Till today Eminem is a true and confirmed illuminati like Michael Jackson

Him dey try leave illuminati but him nor go fit.
Listen to he song titled "not afraid"

If he try am them go kill am like Michael Jackson

After Eminem sing that song "not afraid "
He get one award when them give am but fear nor let am go collect the award because he know say them go off(kill) am

Boss like seriously? Wow! Information is key

ahaz:
my brother you no go understand.. my best friends elder brother was amongst those killed,I know what that family is passing through as we speak..I typing with tears in my eyes

wow!!! Take ❤️ bro, but the fact is that we always feel excited each time we hear calamity befalling police because of their evil deed to us

ejanla077:
River Niger do not have direct link to the Atlantic ocean rather it broke up into the smaller rivers i mentioned.

River niger drag silt(sandstone) while flowing,, the deposited sands now made the rivers shallow for big vessels..

The forcadoes river has been blocked totally form ocean vessels since 1920s vessels stippedd passing thr..

The federal government had to dredge and widen the escravoes river before ships could access onne and warri port.

The federal government likewise should dredge the forcadoes and widen the river, then they should dredge the river Niger which is obviously not gonna happen because if its gonna happen they wont have started the second Niger bridge.
As it stands now the only logical option if they want fully operational port in Anambra is to move the port to the other side of the bridge. Except they will remove the bridge wen they re ready

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wow!!! God bless you more bro for the information

okpalaAnambra:
Lol..Abia leads and my Anambra follows

to use you do money ritual just dey hungry me here

ahaz:
yet one bastard will come online and insult kanu for calling this useless country a zoo..another Wasted spern will insult him for seeking for self determination...
tell me which country on earth will condone such a nonsense..were on earth do all this happen,..if not Nigeria.
now how will you feel if the man that killed your dad is walking free no justice..tell me all the useless one nigerianist.

and how many police men has been brought to book after killing harmless civilians

Obdk:
For you to understand everything that the onitsha river port need you need to research extensively on the following rivers
Forcadoes river
Nun river
Brass river

They are rivers through which the river niger emptied into the Atlantic ocean...

This means that any ship coming into the river niger to onitsha up to d source of the Niger must pass through one of the listed rivers above..

Before you reason the two Niger bridge, except they wamt to use really small badges..

I don't really understand you bro, do you mean that those rivers you mentioned is bigger than onitsha river and also Julius Berger has been working in that environment for long and they move big vasels through the river. Do you mean that the kind of ship that barge in Lagos can't do likewise in onitsha after dredging?

Lawgod247:
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to use you do money ritual just dey hungry me

jimmyolasun:
it haff finished...

and I still pass Ibadan last weekend before attending Sunday service for church..

why I nojust stay for house and sin my sin peacefully

please can we meet at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

Kylekent59:
It is very simple: Stay away from crowded places. Examples : Football viewing centers, parties, Ceremonies, Convocation, Assemblies, shows,weddings, schools, etc...

Churches and mosques also, but I am afraid some people might quote me for saying the truth.

Before you quote me, everyone should pray in his /her home. God is everywhere and he answers our prayers anywhere it's said.

Churches and mosques are gathering, but because of the virus, let every one does it at home.

Also, any bus carrying passengers without nose mask should be seized. Any one walking without nose mask, should go back to his home.

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u don mad before? Any bus carrying passenger without face mask should what? Infact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today

Fragility6:
An on the seventh day he rested. If God knew one of his creation would be diz stupid, he would hav created another man.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. Infact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today

Simplyleo:
Good to see you have found someone that is exactly of same reasoning like you and that is the kind of someone you should be sharing ideas with, not me pls.

So you can now get the heck outta my mention and be rubbing minds with him cos I'm odd, quite different from both of you.

you even get energy to dey reply him

Simplyleo:
It is my useless Nigerian leaders, not yours pls.

Under that my useless leaders, network service providers operate on pay as you go "without power".

Pls, you are a whiteman, so allow we black Nigerians to decide what we want.

God bless you more dear bro for your reply to him. Some people always carry their frustration around them

killbedbugs3:
This powder is totally different from other ones you've used before. It is extremely effective you only need to sprinkle the powder around those areas you find bedbugs and watch the magic within 24hours.

the problem is that, one can never know where it hides and that's fact. The first time I saw it was last month after putting on mosquito net for kids and after about 20mts I saw it on the net, the second is I saw it on the floor of the kitchen and last is on my sitting room. How do I go about it even if I have to fumigate the �, do I need to bring the whole properties out?

Look at frontpage material but mod will be looking for snake, oshiomole, Tonto dike and boobrisky to make a frontpage. E don reach for nairaland to be ban sef

I love my culture and my people

How will you know the infected area in your �, sometimes you see one on the bed, kitchen, or chair. How do I go about it and also what's this power you are talking about. Is it that insect power in white container?

Op I believe you die! It's only our Christian brethren that will say such a thing never happen and can't believe in come to life after death. Ask yourself, when you plant yam what happens after some months, shebi new yam will come out abi? That's where I will drop my pen for now

Oyindidi:
Your wife na man? Type in your dialect abeg

u for leave the massanger and treat the massage na. After all English is not our language

Tripitaka:
Send her home for doing what exactly? Has she done anything untoward?

Now you think she is a "senseless idiòt", how rich of you. I hope you aren't one of those advising men on this site to never forget that their wives are not blood relatives. Perhaps OP's wife took the advise and realised that the husband isn't her blood relative, but the brother is, hence the preferential treatment.

Prior to the visit of his brother-in-law, OP had no serious qualms with his wife's behaviour (at least he didn't create a thread for it) but now he is aggrieved because the brother-in-law is being treated with privilege, he even feels he is in competition with the BIL for the wife's affection.

OP simply tell your wife what you want and how you want to be treated and make sure not to compare your situation with that of your BIL.

did you really made this statement? Her own husband? God almighty I thank you so much for the wife you gave me ooooo I also thank you Lord for the kind of family I came from because my sister's love their husbands more than we their brothers. God I thank you for my wife once again. As for op? Oga you no marry wife abeg

Gforce2015:
Bar. Fatai will collect 20k for starting. He's one of the charge and bail lawyer. After each court appearance just buy alomo bitter two sachets for him till he finishes the case. He is an intelligent lawyer. If you want to use him , pm me for further detail

lolxxxxx hahahaha, guy will you make heaven so? Just two sachet of alomo? Infact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 am this night we have discussion