₦airaland Forum

JasonScoolari:
Initially, I thought it was only Nasir "Aubameyang" El-rufai that would put a nail on the coffin of Asiwaju "David Luiz" Tinubu political career, but surprisingly, we now have a deadly finisher in the person of Godwin "Lewandoski" Obaseki...

This is good for our democracy as it has signal the end of a useless manager like Adams "Sarri" Oshiomhole.

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy you captured it well with the names of players you joined together. in fact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

comshots:
He used his father influence to become a senator.Had it been he contested as a neutral person I don't think he would have won the primary.

lol seriously slap him? I love that path if it's true

Sultty:
Who be this one

abi na

LesbianBoy:
You better step down if you don't want to be unfortunate!

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear. in fact meet me at wazobia for nkwobi and two bottles of origin

Kriss216:
Aswear.
The way the man will twist his tongue in the next few days go shock buhari sef.

lolxxxxx hahahaha and you know say buhari and shock na like 5 and 6

kollinz1234:
PDP should not mistake the quietness of a lion(APC) to be it's weakness. Over confidence is a problem anywhere. Right now they have the higher hand to win the election but if they continue this stupidity, then APC will explore loopholes and use it against them.



Meanwhile someone said I am the most handsome guy on nairaland. Is it true??

most handsome? can you meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today let me confirm

Poloyanabo2:
Say Apc will field a candidate but don't mention winning the election, you're not in a position to say so!
Did you even win your election?
You are only a supreme court governor, you know nothing about winning!

may God and ancestors bless you more bro. don't mind the idiot

emmanuelbrown26:
Obaseki baba, show this mudafuka pepper. Tell him that Edo is not afonja land where u can do anyhow. If u do anyhow u go see anyhow. Obaseki even if the loose the next election, baba my respect for u will always be their. Fight like a real man, fight like lion not like a coward from afonja land. Obaseki your fight has really kelp all and sundry that Edo is not afonja land, your name will be written with golden pen bcs u are making a record this day. All nonsense afonja should not quote me to avoid e-fight

lolxxxxx hahahaha e fight you say?

hisexcellency34:
Obaseki doesnt need to arrest him. The Appeal Court already arrested him on Tuesday night

lolxxxxx hahahaha you are a heartless creature aswear

NwaNimo1:
and the saga continues.....!


(The Cabal......Counting 'Covid 19 school feeding' moni plus other loan related 'Loot' whilst Nigerians are distracted/locked down)
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('Hausa' Tunde........phone sexting 'Aisha' until further notice)
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(Jirbril/Buhari/The Cabal.......(Aisha- See our Ynash ohh)
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(Tinubu.....checking Aso Rock news for new 'loans/taxes received information')
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(FFK Tweeting Nonsense....in between tending to his 'Mule')
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(Nnamdi Kanu.....preparing his next 'Rant')
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(& You............Browsing NL, stressing!)
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lolxxxxx hahahaha infact to use you do money ritual just dey hungry me here

BlackSpanner:
The current situation in APC right now looks like the picture below.

lolxxxxx hahahaha infact meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

Mstick:
What kind of shameless family is this? Since your brother doesn't have money to sponsor his own wedding isn't it obvious that he shouldn't be getting married?!

Calling your husband irresponsible because he refused to bear your brother's responsibility shows that the entitled mentality of your family is hereditary.

God bless you!!!

DominusPrime:
Before I say anything when your husband wanted to get married which of your own brothers contributed to the wedding? Now your own brother, a full grown man like your husband wants to get married and they want to bill him another 120k? A man who is managing 70k salary? Anyway I blame your husband. You are earning 70k per month and you went to marry from a poor family. Their demands will definitely be higher than you can afford. Like I always say poverty dey kill love!!! It is better to cut your coat according to your cloth than deceive yourself to marry with poverty hugging you because you are in love. Sheybe the love dey help una foot una bills nah? Even if the wife gets a job things will never be the same. Even if the man gets a higher well paid job they will either hate him for the previous way he treated them or milk him more as money don come...

this case is closed because you have answered the question

Anambralstson:
Zero infastructures you said please which of your states outside Lagos can be compare to Anambra state on infastructures

God bless you!!! that fool is full of annoyance

dulux07:
Not fighting / stepping down doesn't make you a coward.
Typical africa mentality.
No wonder you hardly hear an african leader accept defeat, step down or resign even when they are dying, all because of Greed.
The country or state belongs to no one, but to the people. But the people are the real coward, because if they truly want a leader, they will fight for him, not rant on online.
If the edo people want obaseki, let them fight for him.

may you live long and may the ancestors bless you for this bitter truth

Thebwoy:
This is what we call a working government

a working government you said? your case is different

SIR0:
The goats/sheep can be so annoying during the farming season.

If one's farm is not located far away from residential areas, these goats would definitely frustrate a person's life.

Imagining going to even farmland four times a day,,,, chasing the goats/sheep around.

Considering the community, I know most would be glad to have the animals tied for few months.

Only farmers would understand better. Aside the killings, depression kills too.

The man feels the pain of the farmers,,,kudos to him!

kudos to him you said? infact to use you do money ritual just dey hungry me now

this is exactly my issue since one week now. I went out with friends and I took unusual of alcohol and the following day my case file was opened and since then I can't smell or taste anything. na malaria agbo I cooked and started taking since Wednesday but still can't smell anything till now but I can feel taste of things now but not smell

Agent8706:
I've always said this to people who care to listen. Covid-19 is nothing but glorified and over hyped version of the normal flu and fever most of us in this region are used to.

I remember sometime last year when a man from Greece came to visit my boss and he was lodged in a hotel in Abuja. The white man became adventurous and damned every warning not to go out. He loves strolling out in the evenings to enjoy the scenery of Abuja.

Two weeks after he return to Greece he caught fever, thanks to mosquitoes here. Now the news is, because they had no fever in their country, they had no drugs for it. The man was hospitalized and shifted from one hospital to another as they used him for experiment. You won't believe my boss had to ship some malaria drugs from here for his treatment and within a week he was back to his feet.

When Covid-19 came, I quickly understood that if this had started in Africa where we are used to it, and already have drugs we use for malaria, it wouldn't have been glorified the way the whites did it.

The good part is our leaders know the cure and that we can deal with it, but because of greed they want to keep Covid-19 alive in Nigeria, no wonder they forced it on Kogi by every means.

may Almighty God and every other spirits you worship bless you forever for this bro. I have always tell people in my area that this is just a fluke

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad

Men and sex!
I nor know wetin dey actually sweet us for that thing
normally na women supposed dey demand sex pass
na them enjoy the act pass

Because sex between a man and a woman is like cotton bud(the penis) and our ear( the Virgina). If you pick your ear with the cotton bud or rather insert a cotton bud inside your ear na your ear dey get that sweet sensation. So na the Virgina dey get the sweet tickling sensation

But how them women dey manage to suppress their sexual urge dey baffle me
Making us feel as if say na we need am. Making us to beg for it

Even one girl don first tell me say na them dey actually enjoy sex pass but they have this abilty to suppress and reject sex even when they are honey
And i agree with her because most times when a woman is fond of you, happy and comfortable with you they will always want to bang you. Even if they don't initiate the sex but if you start it they will willingly give in

quite agreed with you on this one but what about victim of rape, does she enjoy it as well?

KenOne:
Oshiomhole is a typical reason why governors don't always want national chairman to come from their state.

We all remembers Nwodo of PDP chairman from Enugu vs governor Chime (Enugu)
Bamanga Tukur of same PDP from Adamawa vs Murtala Nyarko (Adamawa)


Oshiomhole is an interested party and should recuse himself like Obaseki pointed out.

Obaseki will win re-election if APC denies him ticket he does Ortom and Tambuwal style by moving to PDP.

My happiness is that PDP has always being a strong force in Edo, couple with Obaseki an incumbent moving over then it's over for Oshiomhole, then the APC governors would have seen a concrete reason to remove him as national chairman for making APC in Edo to fall to PDP.

The Igbenidions of these world, the Benins, the Esan tribe the sworn enemies of Oshiomhole will never allow Oshiomhole have his way.

Just like the Edos have told Oshiomhole to practice what he preaches. You killed godfatherism but want to become the chief godfather. Ize-Iyamu is a bad market which Oshiomhole confirmed in 2016 by calling him the greatest thief Edo has ever produced, a lawyer without certificate, the reason he goes by name Pastor because no certificate to guarantee him the title Barrister.

I don't like what i hate. Rubbish!

I hate it when someone take the word I want to say from me. all am supposed to say you have said it all. how did you enter my mind

Taywon:
Wey dat guy wey they complain say hin brother wife give am 1 meat instead of 2.... Abeg cut part give am..

Mata don settle... Next please

lolxxxxx hahahaha your own case sef pass be careful. so na dat guy problem u still remember dis evening

jidamsel43:
If this is reliably true. I suggest that the King of that town be made the King Of Nigeria

lolxxxxx hahahaha king of Nigeria? your case is different

slyfox35:
You want to blackmail someone old enough to be your grandmother because of money.
It was your mother’s curse on the blackmailer that made the police nail you because when she Dey swear for the unknown blackmailer,you Dey close to her and the curse just Dey land ontop your head gbam! gbam!

why must you take this words off my mouth ehhh?

AllenSpencer:
Sigh....

Some men need to be donated to we ritualist.

The idea of killing them or sending them to jail is not profitable to the economy and more of a liability.

They should be handed over to registered ritualist, which in turn will curb the activities of ritualist as they can always source live humans from the government


Inside a church? WTF!

lolxxxxx hahahaha infact to use you do money ritual just dey hungry me now

Hofbrauhaus:
Pastor odumeje spoke all these big grammar? Where is the video?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear you are heartless. infact I want you to meet me at third mainland bridge by 12 30 midnight today I have a massage for you

JasonScoolari:
"You nor fit furck, your age dey furck"


The lady who said that word is a big fool... Yes, a big one and it equally tells you that she furcks for a living and she's into HUMAN-TRAFFICKING.

Even though you caught the young lady stealing for the second time in your shop, is that the right job recommendation for her?

Take her to the relevant authorities instead of saying bullshit.

don't mind some never do well of a people

Maadoo:
We survived..

Kano Pogrom 1945

Jos Pogrom 1953

Nationwide pogrom 1966

Genocide 1967 to 1970.

We survived abandoned properties.

We survived state imposed bankruptcy.

We survived nationalisation of industries.

We survived quota system.

We survived government anti Igbo policies.

We survived Fulani herdsmen.

We survived destruction of our properties in Islamic riots.

We will outlive every evil policy from a country entangled in gross darkness and mired in structural wickedness.

Evil can never triumph over good.

We will overcome the dark heart of man.

of man's inhumanity to man.

Today we remember our heroes.

Odumegwu Ojukwu.

Philip Effiong.

Alexander Madiebo.

Joseph "Hannibal" Achuzia.

Rolf Steiner

Taffy Williams

Carl Rosen

Roger Faulques

Bruce Mayrock

Jan Zumbach

Etc.

Thanks for giving your yesterday so that we can have a future.

... and God bless the living legend Squadron Leader Artur Alves Pereira of the Biafran army, for coming to our rescue when the world feigned blindness to the cruelty of the dark construction of the human heart. Your generation is blessed.

Today we remind Nigeria that her past will continue to haunt her, her present will continue to torment her and her future will continue to elude her... for obfuscating history and conniving with evil, until Biafra is recognised and freed.

Even if Nigeria, a country suffering identity crisis and internal contradiction forgets, we will never forget.

We will take back our nation.

From the Hausa Fulani slavemasters and their puppets.

We will restore Biafra.

And make it the pride of Africa.

In Biafra Africa died and in Biafra Africa shall rise again.

In Biafra Nigeria died and in Biafra all the ethnic nationalities currently enslaved in Nigeria will rise again.

Come Biafra come.

iseeeeee!!!! may our ancestors bless and guide you

paulolee:
jus too bad....d worst tin in life ia getting this money and falling back to poverty again...azin u go kum de visit or trek down d roads wey u bin dey use machine burst enter...e jus too bad....e better mk person die broke n poor dan to taste dis rich life n drop back to poor again...no wonder erigga said I rather die than to go back warri go de trek..its jus too bahd and the depression one would face fit even end up with suicide..
Still on #the matter...hear say one bros send him cousin emeka £5000 to stand better mansion for am for village since last year july, as lockdown finish d bros enta naija this morning and ask emeka to go show am the mansion...na emeka be dt ontop d mansion...na d matter we de try settle since morning under rain, d.p.o de here with village head n even dibia follow join come to settle the matter, we don beg d bros tire n him no gree o, d bros get strong heart oo, he say emeka must dieee, him don already dey dig emeka grave self...

lolxxxxx hahahaha wu com involve dibia for d case kwanu

Staphylococcus:
Sigh...

God should allow Fela to blow the trumpet.

This world really needs to come to an end

lolxxxxx hahahaha fela to blow the trumpet? infact to use you do money ritual now just dey hungry me here

ddippset:
And so the fundamental problem of the Nigerian state persists.

Buhari with his APC definitely cannot boast of achieving even 30 percent of his manifesto and campaign promises.

When APC came to campaign they made very unrealistic promises which they couldn't even dream of fulfilling.


And how about the electorates? We voters??

We are never bothered about a manifesto or what the politician could realistically deliver.

We are always more concerned about collecting the 2k or 5k max offered.

Also we are concerned more about how a Lagos based Jagaban can remain a political don, or how a Lion of the delta can "make a Federal Government strong man his political wife" in Port Harcourt!

And we focus less about the manifesto they come with and brag about infantile things.


And this is not to place the focus solely on Buhari.

Leaving Muhammadu Buhari and his APC for a second;
And going around the PDP controlled states too, One would see how the PDP Governors themselves have failed miserably in actualizing their own campaign promises.

may you live long life and every good spirits you know bless you