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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: 'Plateau Killings, There Is An Islamization Agenda, War Looming'(Video) by jacyhelen(f): 3:50pm On Jun 29, 2018
MANNABBQGRILLS:
All the enemies of Nigerians will all die some very painful and unimaginable death one after the other very very soon.

did u not pray this prayer in 2014,2015,2016 and 2017??..did any thing happen..Mumu..
Religious Fanatic.
Tell oyedepo,they will come for him and nothing will happen.
Keep praying oooooo
Politics / Re: Prosecute Perpetrators Of Plateau Killings - Governors Tell President Buhari by jacyhelen(f): 3:40pm On Jun 29, 2018
Paperwhite:
"National publicity secretary of the PDP, Kola Ologbondiyan........“It is disturbing that even in death, the Buhari Presidency still wants to deny these victims of callous murder the honour of being mourned.

“We are particularly appalled that instead of joining Nigerians in mourning the dead and seeking ways to stem the escalation of the bloodletting under its watch, the Buhari Presidency is engaged in morbid reference to past killings as if the lives of Nigerians have no value under President Buhari’s watch.”


Nigerians should rise in unison against the stupid, grossly insensitive/irresponsible & satanic act of comparing the dead by the dead by the APC.

It simply shows they have no more propaganda to dish out again from it stable hence its resort to this narcissist act of not even allowing the dead to RIP. Never have governance gone so low in Nigeria such as witnessed now undecided


they will vote for him next year,no need to prosecute the killers.
God bless PMB.
Sir kill them all..Ndi ara!!
Zoo country!!
Politics / Re: Prosecute Perpetrators Of Plateau Killings - Governors Tell President Buhari by jacyhelen(f): 3:38pm On Jun 29, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:


https://leadership.ng/2018/06/29/prosecute-perpetrators-of-plateau-killings-govs-tell-pmb/

they will vote for him next year,no need to prosecute the killers.
God bless PMB.
Sir kill them all..Ndi ara!!
Zoo country!!
Phones / Re: I Need An Engineer That Can Do This ... Urgent!!! by jacyhelen(f): 10:22am On Jun 21, 2018
Take it to China..Lmao
Romance / Re: See What A Heartbroken Guy Sent To A Girl That Has Been Snubbing Him by jacyhelen(f): 9:37pm On Jun 20, 2018
Khd95:
i dont trust mtn,they fit divert that message go one village in katsina cheesy cheesy

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Celebrities / Re: Fella Makafui's Wine Shop Closed Down By Boyfriend (Photos) by jacyhelen(f): 8:59pm On Jun 19, 2018
The more you meet people the more you understand why Noah took more of Animals instead of Humans into his ark.

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Sports / Re: Slay Queen Turns Super Eagles Jersey Into Wrap Dress (photos) by jacyhelen(f): 10:41pm On Jun 18, 2018
Gistformant:
GistMore.com

Different versions of the Jersey have been popping up, and this lady just rocked her own as skirt and blouse as she poses by e pool side.

BY GISTMORE :: http://www.gistmore.com/slay-queen-turns-new-super-eagles-jersey-skirt-blouse-photos


>Ask them to send their account details, they'll do it without asking about your sisters and mother's well-being.
>Tell them how beautiful they are, they'll smile without asking if you've appreciated your sisters and mother's beauty.
>Buy them gifts, they'll accept without asking if you've bought for your sisters and mum.
>But, tell them the bitter truth that they are hoes and prostitutes disguised as girlfriend, they'll then remember you have sisters and mother. Why? Because they are naturally selfish and only wants to take good glories alone.
But that's what they are, hoes, lovepeddlers, cheap sluts and prostitutes disguising as girlfriends.
The earlier men know this the better for them, girlfriends are packaged hoes, no matter the amount of money you give them, they'll still spread their legs for different men. If you must spend on a woman in your life and end up not regretting, spend on your mother, sisters, wives and daughters. These hoes don't worth the stress and expenses.
Be that man who sleeps and dump these hoes without giving them a dime, than the man who over-spend on them and still get cheated.
The only place hoes and prostitutes can get their legs closed is in their gravesNo matter the amount you give them.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With My Cousin.. Pls Advice by jacyhelen(f): 10:36pm On Jun 18, 2018
dvkot:
So me and my girl have been together for about 2years, and she was the one who approached me. but regardless I love her and we are mentally married even planned a future together.
This morning she went to charge her phone somewhere, and I also went to charge mine too, so I just went to to her whstsapp and saw her complaining of pain due to the rough sex.
my heart has been shattered I dnt even know what to do... this my cousin is way older than me and is married, if I confront her Shey may tell him and he may try to hurt me. so pls guys tell me what to do

>Ask them to send their account details, they'll do it without asking about your sisters and mother's well-being.
>Tell them how beautiful they are, they'll smile without asking if you've appreciated your sisters and mother's beauty.
>Buy them gifts, they'll accept without asking if you've bought for your sisters and mum.
>But, tell them the bitter truth that they are hoes and prostitutes disguised as girlfriend, they'll then remember you have sisters and mother. Why? Because they are naturally selfish and only wants to take good glories alone.
But that's what they are, hoes, lovepeddlers, cheap sluts and prostitutes disguising as girlfriends.
The earlier men know this the better for them, girlfriends are packaged hoes, no matter the amount of money you give them, they'll still spread their legs for different men. If you must spend on a woman in your life and end up not regretting, spend on your mother, sisters, wives and daughters. These hoes don't worth the stress and expenses.
Be that man who sleeps and dump these hoes without giving them a dime, than the man who over-spend on them and still get cheated.
The only place hoes and prostitutes can get their legs closed is in their gravesNo matter the amount you give them.
Romance / Re: MASTURBATION: Which of These Images Is Best? [PICTURE] by jacyhelen(f): 4:42pm On Jun 17, 2018
iLegendd:
100% correct. That's what the book talks about, but with some tricks most people don't know. They work like magic.

but the ilegend i know is a guy and u have a female monika
Romance / Re: MASTURBATION: Which of These Images Is Best? [PICTURE] by jacyhelen(f): 3:05pm On Jun 17, 2018
Nothing stop masturbation than Self Will and self control..Even Prayers and Fasting can never stop!!!

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Business / Re: Indimi Daughters In A Private Jet As They Fly Back To Nigeria From Saudi Arabia by jacyhelen(f): 9:21pm On Jun 15, 2018
iGist:
Billionaire Indimi daughters lounge in private jet as they fly back home from Saudi Arabia

Daughters of Maiduguri billionaire, Mohammed Indimi are pictured in his private as they fly back home after observing Ramadan fast in Saudi Arabia.

BY GISTMORE https://www.gistmore.com/billionaire-indimi-daughters-lounge-private-jet-fly-back-home-saudi-arabia








the poor radical muslim will never love this..To the its always Haram but the educated ones will always flex.
Religion both xtanity and islam is made for Poorrest set of people.

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Phones / Re: Download Gbwhatsapp Version 6.70 Apk For Android by jacyhelen(f): 9:40pm On Jun 11, 2018
The best whats app so far!!!!

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Religion / Re: Does God Tell Us Who to Marry? by jacyhelen(f): 8:33am On Jun 11, 2018
PUSSYHOE:
I hate ladies that sleep with more than one man at a time.

I simply think the only place a woman can close her legs is inside her grave.
The only reason that can make a man guess perfectly about the faithfulness of his wife is if she's dead.
Romance / Re: Does It Now Take Luck For Someone To Have a Girlfriend In Naija? by jacyhelen(f): 12:17pm On Jun 10, 2018
>Ask them to send their account details, they'll do it without asking about your sisters and mother's well-being.
>Tell them how beautiful they are, they'll smile without asking if you've appreciated your sisters and mother's beauty.
>Buy them gifts, they'll accept without asking if you've bought for your sisters and mum.
>But, tell them the bitter truth that they are hoes and prostitutes disguised as girlfriend, they'll then remember you have sisters and mother. Why? Because they are naturally selfish and only wants to take good glories alone.
But that's what they are, hoes, lovepeddlers, cheap sluts and prostitutes disguising as girlfriends.
The earlier men know this the better for them, girlfriends are packaged hoes, no matter the amount of money you give them, they'll still spread their legs for different men. If you must spend on a woman in your life and end up not regretting, spend on your mother, sisters, wives and daughters. These hoes don't worth the stress and expenses.
Be that man who sleeps and dump these hoes without giving them a dime, than the man who over-spend on them and still get cheated.
The only place hoes and prostitutes can get their legs closed is in their gravesNo matter the amount you give them.
Politics / Re: 21 Igp's And 7 Dg's Retired For Idris To Emerge As Igp-disturbing Facts by jacyhelen(f): 2:54pm On Jun 09, 2018
odogwu9:
Many might have forgotten that the current IG , Idris (aka transmission transmission) was the CP of Kano State when Buhari polled 2 Million votes and Jonathan only 150,000 in the last 2015 election.
The then INEC Returning Officer in Kano was burnt to death together with his family in their home, immediately after the election and the result announced.

Till date no arrest nor anything found as the cause of the fire .

NOW HEAR THIS:-
As if it is a payback for a job well done,CP Idris was promoted to IGP over 12 other senior CPs, over 22 senior AIGs, and of course over the 7 most senior DIG police officers to become IGP immediately Buhari was sworn in.

Every other officer that was senior to CP Idris was retired just to make way for the now IG Idris to occupy this highest position.

Corruption is not only when you embezzled money.
There are several forms of corruption that has become cankerworm in our governance, nepotism is one of them.

More Facts
Idris Ibrahim was a CP in Kano during the 2015 election. That was in March 2015. How did he become Inspector Gen by March, 2016?
CP - AIG - DIG - IGP. Classical corruption from Buhari. FACTS DON'T LIE
Here is the list of the AIGs that were retired to make former Kano state commissioner of police, Idris Ibrahim, the IGP:

1 Bala A Hassan
2.Yahaya Garba Ardo
3. Irmiya F Yarima
4. Danladi Y Mshebwala
5. Tambari Y. Mohammed
6..Bala Magaji Nasarawa
7. MUsa Abdulsalam
8. Adisa Bolanta
9. Mohammed J Gana
10. Umaru Abubakar Manko
11. Lawal Tanko
12. Olufemi A. Adenaike
13. Johson A Ogunsakin
14. Adenrele T. Shinaba
15. James O. Caulcrick
16 Olufefemi David Ogumbayode
17. Edgar T Nanakumo
18. Kalafite H. Adeyemi
19. Patrick D Dokumor
20. Mbu Joseph Mbu
21. Sabo Ibrahim Ringim.

21of them
ALL the 7 DIGs were also retired. That was a lot of heads to roll for one man's. Remember also that Kano INEC returning officer, with his whole family, was burnt to death. Till date the case has not seen the light of day. All the registered voters in Kano for 2015 presidential election voted 100% for APC. No single invalid vote, no card reader malfunction.

Please note that I am not saying anything other than supplying facts.
OKAFOR LEONARD CHIDIEBERE Wrote this.
Prove me if am wrong.

To all those who believed Buhari will turn Nigeria to Dubai, sell petrol at N40/ltr, make $1 = N1 and pay you N5,000 stipend monthly, Good morning to y'all. NDI NZUZU.
Politics / Re: "Saraki Treatment Awaits Dogara" - Obasanjo by jacyhelen(f): 10:28am On Jun 09, 2018
Firefire:
You see...

We warned you fools about the tyrannical tendencies of the person of Buhary; you all claimed he is a “Born Again” democrat.

Now his full display of tyranny.


Please enjoy your CHAIN till 2019.

To all those who believed Buhari will turn Nigeria to Dubai, sell petrol at N40/ltr, make $1 = N1 and pay you N5,000 stipend monthly, Good morning to y'all. NDI NZUZU.

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Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Man Finds Condoms Under His Bed - Burns Down House by jacyhelen(f): 4:44pm On Jun 08, 2018
Groovenaija360:
A man from Goho Village in Plumtree burnt down his matrimonial bedroom hut after he allegedly found cond0m wrappers under the bed when he came back from a trip to Bulawayo.

Prince Dube is said to have gone haywire after his suspicions of his wife Sithabile Mlotshwa’s philandering ways were confirmed.

Jabulani Mabhena, a neighbor to the couple, told B-Metro that the incensed Dube was pushed by his wife’s wayward ways to burn down the hut.

“When Dube returned from Bulawayo he was shocked to find cond0m wrappers under the couple’s bed showing that Mlotshwa had been entertaining someone in his absence. Previously there had been rumors that Mlotshwa was always seen with different men at night,” said Mabhena.

Dube revealed that his anger drove him to burn down the hut but he was now regretting it.

“I have been hearing rumours about my wife, a friend of mine warned me that when I am away she brings different men to our homestead but I never believed him. Sometime last week I returned from Bulawayo and decided to look for my missing shoe but to my shock I found cond0m wrappers under the bed clearly showing that there had been some activity in my absence,” he said.

“What infuriated me the most is that when I asked her about the wrappers she told me that since we don’t use cond0ms she also didn’t know who they belonged to yet our neighbors had told me that a man was seen during my absence,” said Dube.

“In anger, I burnt down the hut but she fled. Some told me she could be hiding at her lover’s place in Plumtree or she could have fled to her parents’ homestead in Nkayi,” continued Dube.

Mlotshwa declined to comment on the matter saying the matter was between her and her husband.

“This is a family matter, please stay out of it,” she said before hanging up.


>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/zimbabwean-man-condms-under-bed-return-trip/

I simply think the only place a woman can close her legs is inside her grave.
The only reason that can make a man guess perfectly about the faithfulness of his wife is if she's dead.

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Crime / Re: Husband Sets Wife’s Private Part Ablaze Over Infidelity - Pictures by jacyhelen(f): 2:01pm On Jun 08, 2018
akum78:
@APROKOGIRL

DISTURBING PHOTOS: Husband sets wife’s private part ablaze after catching her red handed with lover on his matrimonial bed

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/10439/husband-sets-wifes-private-part-ablaze-over-infidelity-pictures/





I simply think the only place a woman can close her legs is inside her grave.
The only reason that can make a man guess perfectly about the faithfulness of his wife is if she's dead.
Romance / Re: Zambian Slay Queen's Nude Photos Leaked Online After Sending To European Lover by jacyhelen(f): 5:02am On Jun 08, 2018
Angelanest:
When will some ladies learn about sending nude pictures to guys in the name of love or money. A beautiful slay queen has got herself trending online and a subject of mockery after her nude pictures were released online and have since been trending.

According to reports, the accountancy graduate identified as Mbayama Jombo from Lusaka, Zambia was reported to have sent the purported pictures to an older white lover in Europe who was said to have leaked them.

The pictures have caused a buzz on social media especially among Zambian online users who stormed the lady's Facebook account to confirm the story as she totally ignored their comments.

While some have hailed the lady for her beautiful body, others have chastised her for sending the pictures to her lover.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/slay-queens-photos-leaked-online-after-sending-them-to-her-european-lover.html

>Ask them to send their account details, they'll do it without asking about your sisters and mother's well-being.
>Tell them how beautiful they are, they'll smile without asking if you've appreciated your sisters and mother's beauty.
>Buy them gifts, they'll accept without asking if you've bought for your sisters and mum.
>But, tell them the bitter truth that they are hoes and prostitutes disguised as girlfriend, they'll then remember you have sisters and mother. Why? Because they are naturally selfish and only wants to take good glories alone.
But that's what they are, hoes, lovepeddlers, cheap sluts and prostitutes disguising as girlfriends.
The earlier men know this the better for them, girlfriends are packaged hoes, no matter the amount of money you give them, they'll still spread their legs for different men. If you must spend on a woman in your life and end up not regretting, spend on your mother, sisters, wives and daughters. These hoes don't worth the stress and expenses.
Be that man who sleeps and dump these hoes without giving them a dime, than the man who over-spend on them and still get cheated.
The only place hoes and prostitutes can get their legs closed is in their gravesNo matter the amount you give them.

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Romance / Re: Corper Caught Having Sex With Another Guy After Fiance Sent Her 200k - Twitter by jacyhelen(f): 4:36pm On Jun 06, 2018
ednut1:
Nothing new

I simply think the only place a woman can close her legs is inside her grave.
The only reason that can make a man guess perfectly about the faithfulness of his wife is if she's dead.

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Crime / Re: SARS Officers Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Nasarawa (Graphic Photos) by jacyhelen(f): 2:44pm On Jun 05, 2018
Gangster1ms:
Oboi! I don't like sars but this is horrible

To all those who believed Buhari will turn Nigeria to Dubai, sell petrol at N40/ltr, make $1 = N1 and pay you N5,000 stipend monthly, Good morning to y'all. NDI NZUZU.

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Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Another Man But Begs Me To Marry Her by jacyhelen(f): 3:48pm On Jun 02, 2018
ednut1:
Gals of nowadays ehn. Different dicks every cycle

I simply think the only place a woman can close her legs is inside her grave.
The only reason that can make a man guess perfectly about the faithfulness of his wife is if she's dead.
Romance / Re: How To Win Ur Girl Back After A Fight by jacyhelen(f): 5:10pm On Jun 01, 2018
ubunja:
whe you fight with your girl and ignore her for weeks just know for those weeks she'll be fvcking another dick for comfort.

hahahahhahahahahah...The guy eye no open!!!!!..
Romance / Re: Man Leaks Chat After Lady He Asked Out 8 Years Ago Accepts To Date Him Yesterday by jacyhelen(f): 12:59pm On May 30, 2018
I simply think the only place a woman can close her legs is inside her grave.
The only reason that can make a man guess perfectly about the faithfulness of his wife is if she's dead.

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Education / Re: Fact: The Current Best Mathematician In Nigeria Now by jacyhelen(f): 10:49am On May 29, 2018
Bokoharam Prof
Romance / Re: How I Met My Cheating Girlfriend's Other Boyfriend Without Knowing He's The One by jacyhelen(f): 10:22am On May 29, 2018
912:
she is trash and you shouldn't feel bad about anything.

Just work on getting her off your mind and the easiest way that used to work like magic for me is to picture her as a dirty dustbin picker with mouth and body odour. grin grin Trust me after two days of seeing her like this you will get over her faster than you can say Jack Robinson grin

hahahahhaha..Dustnin picker wit a mouth odour..oh boy u bad pass Osama binladen

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Romance / Re: How I Met My Cheating Girlfriend's Other Boyfriend Without Knowing He's The One by jacyhelen(f): 10:13am On May 29, 2018
Troubledmind:
We have been having issues lately and she called me on Sunday that i should visit her at home so we could straighten things out, i told her I'd not be able to make it because i had an appointment later in the day, she said ok and kissed me on the phone before hanging up, later on in the day my appointment got cancelled so i decided to surprise her,

I visited her and knocked on the door, she opened up and the look on her face is nothing but disappointment, she was wearing something raunchy, exposing her full bursts and laps but i behaved like i didn't notice it, she offered me a seat and before we could finish exchanging pleasantries, her phone rang, and she was like its my friend David he's outside, i behaved like a gentleman and showed no sign of jealousy, David came in and sat opposite me, she didn't bother introducing us, and when i gave her the look she was like David meet my bae and bae meet my sweetheart david,

I was confused, she then started behaving like I'm her close friend not her lover, she'd chat more with David but ignore me all by myself, she'd tease David and sit beside him on the sofa while i sit miles apart, the last straw that broke the camel's back was when he jokingly placed his hands on her exposed lap, and she behaved like its some sort of joke. I'm not one to fight a fellow guy for a lady so i just stood up, shook the guy and announced my departure, i left the room before she could say a word.

She followed me outside, asking why I'm being immature by embarrassing her in front of her classmate and esteemed guest, that she's tired of my clinginess, i asked her why didn't she introduce me as her boyfriend? Then she smartly fired back, what is bae? Was it not bae i called you? I just shook my head and left, now my friends have been seeing her around town with the pretty boy, why are nigerian girls this wicked, this is a girl who tried to have sex with me but i refused because i love her beyond sexual pleasure and i respect her as well, this pretty boy just wanna get in her pants but she's too naive to notice.

I simply think the only place a woman can close her legs is inside her grave.
The only reason that can make a man guess perfectly about the faithfulness of his wife is if she's dead.

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