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Crime / Re: Policeman Shoots Army Officer In Port-Harcourt, Rivers State. Photos by jacyhelen(f): 2:22pm On May 17, 2018
Must be reactions from the transmission of the transmission into a transmitting transmission grin

“I mean, transmission, I mean effort, that
the transmission cooperation to
transmission, I mean transmission to have
effect, ehm, apprehend, I mean,
apprehensive towards the recommendation,
recommended formation effective and
effect, I mean, apprehensive at the
transmission of…and transmission and
transmission for the effective in the police
“Sorry, I’m sorry please,”.
“All effective the transmission, other
transmission, I can state without
contradiction that I have commissioned
“Over transmission of, over transmission of,
over all kidnapping, armed robbery and other
heinous crimes, I mean, ehm, commission
transmission, recommendation transmission.”
That’s the speech, if you understood it, please interpret.
Culled from IGP Police , transcribed by Chicka Chika
Celebrities / Re: Tramadol Abuse: Most Youths Have Lost Their Source Of Identity – Majid Michel by jacyhelen(f): 5:02pm On May 15, 2018
I learnt about this drug not too long ago when our security man, a Borno guy who relocated to Lagos because of Boko Haram insurgency, was always sniffing it around the office complex.

I realized that the drug was powerful because each time I called the guy to pay his salary, I'd pay him and he would thank me.

The following week my boss would visit and ask him: "Alkali, I hope you've received your salary." The guy would say: "Oga, for two months una never pay me."That guy nearly got me into trouble.

But my happiness is that he still denied that my boss had not paid him when he approached my boss for a loan and my boss asked him: "Alkali, I personally paid you salary last week. What did u do with the money?" Alkali replied: "Oga, for two months una never pay me." grin

Then my boss sacked him grin

Drug is something every rational person must avoid.

hahahhaahahahahahhaahhahahahah..funny dear...i love ur jokes..can u make me happy and also fukkkk me hard
Celebrities / Re: Simi Backs Noble Igwe For Identifying Major Fraud Fronts In Nigeria by jacyhelen(f): 3:11pm On May 14, 2018

If you are a yahoo yahoo person, I hate you.
If you are dating a yahoo yahoo person, I hate you.
If you have a yahoo-yahoo family member, I hate you.
If you are undergoing training to become a yahoo-yahoo fraudster, I hate you.

If you don't see anything wrong in yahooing, I hate you still.
It's more honourable to be broke than to be wealthy from fraud.

oga make we hear abeg!!!
Yahoyaho and thievning politicians,who worst pass

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Politics / Re: president Buhari Has Done Very Well In All Ramification He Deserve A Second term by jacyhelen(f): 11:39am On May 14, 2018
Ur pvc is nothing to a dictator,Nepotist and a sadist who has ruled his heart and bent on Rulling again...
Quote me anywhere!Buahri will win again and again!!..The only one to stop him is God,ur PVC wont cos to him its either he wins or Babons blood will be socked in Blood.
Politics / Re: Buhari Roasted On Twitter As Old Video Surfaces by jacyhelen(f): 10:52am On May 14, 2018
Pmb till 2023,we will suffer all this together!!!!!

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Politics / Re: "We Are Not Lazy" Billboard In Akwa Ibom Over Buhari’s Statement In London. Pics by jacyhelen(f): 10:44am On May 14, 2018
We will vote PMB again..we must all suffer together!!!!


Romance / Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by jacyhelen(f): 5:19pm On May 13, 2018
pele o virgin mary... Oluya angry

Crime / Re: Otike Odibi: Burial Poster & Wedding Photos Of Lawyer Stabbed To Death By Wife by jacyhelen(f): 5:18pm On May 13, 2018

Did you include your sisters and daughters in that figure? shocked

E concern u
Politics / The Only Soution To Nigeria Problem!!! by jacyhelen(f): 2:11pm On May 12, 2018
Took my time to listen to Sowore 2019 Presidential Aspirant.The Young man has many ideas just like Buahri Had in 2015 but one thing is for Sure:No Body will ever get it right in Nigeria till we Either # Restructure,Divide or Revolute.
They are all same!!!!
I will rather vote for #sowoe than #Buahri ,#atiku and others,they are all thieves!!!!
Romance / Re: Five Things A Woman Can Offer In A Relationship Apart From Sex by jacyhelen(f): 10:11am On May 11, 2018
I'm pretty sure you have heard a statement like this before "After sex some girls have nothing else to offer" well I am here to tell you ladies some things you can offer in a relationship apart from sex.


No man wants a girl with no sense of humor, some girls think a relationship is a one-sided affair, as long as he is making me laugh and happy am ok. Wrong. It should also be the other way around. A sense of humor is a necessity in life and you should enjoy using it to its fullest extent. Don't get angry over every little thing learn to laugh at yourself once in a while.


You should be able to provide for your man as much as he provides for you because he deserves to feel safe and loved too. Strive to match his ambition, not stand on the sidelines while he does all of the work. No reason why you shouldn't be able to assist during difficult times, taking him on dates.


A woman should possess the humility needed to set aside her own needs and give support to her man. This can be as small as giving him control over the remote or as big as choosing what kind of car to buy. Of course, you would have your preferences. You will voice your opinions. But overall, you know making your man happy will ultimately help you, and the relationship thrive.

"Behind every successful man, there is a woman"
A man needs someone who has his back. A woman is great at this because she falls into the role of chief supporter. Women naturally encourage and support. They tell their men they are doing a great job, and that they are good at what they do.
When your man has issues with a co-worker, you should be able to help him understand how to deal with it. Give him the extra push he needs to take care of business. When he succeeds, you celebrate with him.

You should be loyal to your man. Make dishonesty repulsive to you. If you make a commitment, make sure you stick to it. Mean what you say and stay loyal to your man no matter how far away you are.

Thanks for reading

Feel free to add yours

98% of women will never agree to this!!!..All they can offer is Sex and noting but Sex..Lmao!!!...hahahahahha
Romance / Re: I Checked Through Her Whatapps Messages, I Almost Fainted by jacyhelen(f): 10:59am On May 10, 2018
wetin annoy me pass be say you no faint. yeye guy! you come nearly faint, spoiling our hope.
see guy, go back and faint so that the story go sweet. i say go back and faint


Crime / Re: Otike Odibi: Burial Poster & Wedding Photos Of Lawyer Stabbed To Death By Wife by jacyhelen(f): 3:42am On May 10, 2018
Here's the burial poster of the 50-year-old lawyer, Mr Otike Odibi who was killed by his wife in Diamond Estate, Sango-Tedo area of Ibeju Lekki, Lagos State last week. The wife who is also a lawyer, Mrs Udeme Odibi, allegedly stabbed her husband to death in their apartment.

According to police, the man was found dead on the bed with his stomach ripped open. The killer severed his genital and placed it on his right hand. Source said, the suspect, Mrs Udeme had unsuccessfully attempted to commit suicide after allegedly killing her husband.

She was rushed to the hospital by neighbours where she is currently receiving treatment. Sources further revealed that the couple married 3 years ago after the deceased divorced his first who bore him a daughter presently schooling in UK.

However, the current marriage is said to be without a child. A neighbour revealed that the deceased called him on phone in the night before he was murdered, complaining that the wife was threatening to kill him with a knife. The neighbour said he warned him to be careful.

The deceased was àlso reported to have called his mother and his younger sister complaining of threat to his life that fateful night.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/burial-poster-of-mr-otike-odibi-who-was-stabbed-to-death-by-wife-in-lagos.html

98% of women are demon possesed


Romance / Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by jacyhelen(f): 3:51pm On May 09, 2018
who is this joro angry i wonder why he still finds it difficult to see the right woman, afterall he can advice.
A man who is intererested in your body count doesn't have the intention of going far with you...
Why? make you for know how far she has gone in stick chopping.
some questions doesn't even make sense in relationship.

abeg shut the Bleep there...that is a reason u will go and Bleep 10000 men cos ur intending man will never ask u how many men u slept with..keep deceving ur self..ode.
Keep fucking oooooooooo
Career / Re: 10 Things That Could Ruin Your Career by jacyhelen(f): 9:39am On May 09, 2018
Most of the time, all that people think about and work hard towards is getting a job. Sadly, they dont think about keeping it or even ways that they could loose it. I think its easier to loose a job than to get one so these 10 points would guide you on keeping your job.

1. Consistently showing up late; coming to work, meetings or other functions late is rude.

2. Making too many excuses;Always having an excuse for every thing that goes wrong reduces your credibility level before your employer and co workers.

3. Blaming others for your wrongs

4.Putting others down;when you put others down you certainly dont pull your self up. Gossip is a very unhealthy habit.

5. Multitasking But Not Getting Anything Done
There’s a huge difference between working hard and working smart. When you try to do everything all at once, the risk is that you end up accomplishing nothing or turning in work that isn’t your best work possible.

6. Being Too Personal For Work
Taking occasional personal calls or ordering online to buy your spouse a birthday gift is acceptable. But, when your personal life interferes with your work so often that you can barely distinguish work emails from personal ones, you appear disinterested and disengaged.

7. Moving Too Often; It is hard to find your career path when you move too much. Chances are that you will miss out on the long-term impact of your work and your growth will be limited.

8. Talking Yourself Up But Not Delivering
Do not make promises you can’t keep. Never over-promise and under-deliver. Not only will you end up discouraging your employer and co-workers, you will also come off as inefficient and unreliable.

9. Going Overboard With Social
Even if you are a social media specialist at work, you must still learn how to detach your virtual life from your official job function. Do not let hours of web surfing and online chatting get out of hand.

10. Telling Lies Instead of Owning Up
Honesty is a value that is fundamental in any work environment. This shows that you can be trusted.

You might not be aware of it but you are actually ruining your career by doing these ten things. You may think that having the right skills and abilities is enough, but remember that getting a job and keeping it require character and hard work.


woman,porn and codein..lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Build Masonry, Carpentary, Welding And Fabrication Trainees At Skillup. by jacyhelen(f): 9:30am On May 09, 2018

Can you execute the complete wiring of a building?

Can you build a fence that would be neat, straight and solid?

May ur life be ruled the way Pmb is ruling Nigeria,can i hear u say Amen to that!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Build Masonry, Carpentary, Welding And Fabrication Trainees At Skillup. by jacyhelen(f): 9:28am On May 09, 2018
God bless His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

2023 Ascerta!

go and shout that in benue.
May ur life be ruled the way Pmb is ruling Nigeria,can i hear u say Amen to that!!!
Romance / Re: I Don't Expect Any Sane Man To Marry A Lady Above 28years by jacyhelen(f): 9:34pm On May 07, 2018
Multiplied by 5shocked

Like she dated each of them for a week?

Do you know how many times girls sleep with their bf expecially during their uni days?

Some do it twice daily sef.....

thats 2 × 20days(minus rest days n period days) × 4months × 2semester × 4years = 1,280(for 1 guy oo)

***Minus her side boos oooo
Not to talk of before and after Uni(some started during sec skul ooo)

Their average body count cnt be calculated

If na by body count men go take marry then we shud just remain single

***even our diick gt body countcheesy

Dats why some don bend like walking stick handlegrin

hahhahahahahahah..funny oooooo

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Mayorkun Show Off Their Headies Award (photo) by jacyhelen(f): 12:11pm On May 06, 2018
Very hardworking dudes!!!
God bless you!

Meanwhile admission is on for those willing
To study in CYPRUS
Call/ Whatsapp 0-8-0-6-4-9-3-4–3-5—3

are u in Cyrpus..Is ur family there..scammer..ode
Politics / Re: Tumba Garba, Senator Binta's Father Speaks: I Didn't Burn Her House by jacyhelen(f): 4:03pm On May 05, 2018
Contrary to claims of burning her daughters home after she married a Christian, Senator Binta's father, Tumba Garba, who sat for an interview with Punch, said he gave his daughter blessing on the day she chose to marry a Christian.

Recall that Senator Binta had in April narrated during her 50th birthday how her properties were set ablaze by her father after she became a Christian while she was in primary school.

“My father was infuriated and he burnt everything I had because of my decision to follow Christ. I suffered so much because of the name of Jesus. I would have been nothing if not for His grace,” she had stated.

Tumba, a 104-year-old retired military corporal, who noted that that his family had nothing against his daughter on Thursday, added that his family was a tolerant one which never discriminated against any religion. Tumba said that was why he allowed his children to practice any religion that they wanted.

Speaking in Tudun Wada, Michika when he met with the leadership of the Muslim Council from Adamawa North Senatorial zone, teary Senator Binta's father told the gathering that Binta never intended to insult Islam when she converted to Christianity. It was gathered that the meeting was to set the records straight

He said, “My father was a Christian and I converted to Islam. So, when Binta wanted to marry a Christian, I gave her my blessing.”

He also said that the happiest day of his life was the day his daughter took him to meet with President Muhammadu Buhari, stating that he had tried in time past to meet with the President when he became a military ruler.

Following the meeting, Binta told journalists that she was glad that her father had come to assure the Muslim community that the earlier remark attributed to her wasn’t true. She also called on her political opponents to judge her based on stewardship rather than religious sentiment.



one of the greatest tool in Islam is LIE.
They know it very well.
Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers Attack Konduga LGA In Borno,kill 7,injure 7 Others(photos) by jacyhelen(f): 9:37pm On May 04, 2018
Suicide bombers yesterday attacked Mainari Shuwa Molai in Konduga LGA of Borno state around 11pm.7 people were injured while 7 others were killed(4 residents and 3 female suicide bombers).

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/suicide-bombers-attack-konduga-lga-in.html?m=1

so far its not,let it continue till infinity!!!!....Boomb una selves,ndi ara!!!!!
Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers Attack Konduga LGA In Borno,kill 7,injure 7 Others(photos) by jacyhelen(f): 9:36pm On May 04, 2018
Suicide bombers yesterday attacked Mainari Shuwa Molai in Konduga LGA of Borno state around 11pm.7 people were injured while 7 others were killed(4 residents and 3 female suicide bombers).

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/suicide-bombers-attack-konduga-lga-in.html?m=1
Family / Re: None Of My Fiance's Family Members Likes Me. Please Help by jacyhelen(f): 10:28am On May 03, 2018
Am sorry to bother you guys but I need your advice.
I am from Imo state and I met my man (from Enugu state) in 2013 after my NYSC. He was not quite learned but he is hard working so I suggested he rent a house and buy a land since he can afford it, he did.

But when I started spending weekends in his house I found out that he drinks a lot, beats and insults me, telling me he can never marry someone like me, but he also takes care of me as I was unemployed then, I felt it was ignorant and kept enduring and confide in his elder brother's wife about my dilemma....

To cut long story short, I got a job in 2015 and he got very sick in 2016 so I had to let go of my job to tend to him for 2 months till he traveled for proper treatment.

After 8 months he came back told his brother that he wants to marry me but his brother said no to the extent that the brother pushed me out of his house when I came to visit him as usual...

He got sick again and was diagnosed with brain tumor , I stayed with him in the hospital till he traveled for surgery... While I was with him no one cared to come stay in the hospital as they knew I was there... I stayed in his house more than mine. After a successful surgery, his father died..

I followed him to his village cos I thought it was the right thing to do but his brothers, sisters, mother and uncles told him to send me away, I left there feeling miserable and insulted...

But he kept telling me that he doesn't want to lose me that we will keep on praying that one-day they will accept me so we can then marry.

I know he loves me... Probably because I was there with him when he was sick.... But am no more that young and I don't know what will happen later... Am afraid and frustrated....

I don't know what to do please help me out. I can explain more if u ask I am just confused and depressed. What do I do, how do I cope?

you are from IMO STATE,there is no need!!!..He will never marry u....people despise IMO wella.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye On A Stretcher In The Court Room With Ben Murray-Bruce (Photos) by jacyhelen(f): 9:27am On May 03, 2018
Senator Dino Melaye was granted bail. However, while leaving the court, he was picked up again by police. They claimed they were taking him to hospital, rather, they took him to Force Headquarters.



serves hims 10000000000% right
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Auno, Borno by jacyhelen(f): 7:54am On May 03, 2018
A Borno town is being attacked by Boko Haram as you read this.
Reports say Boko Haram insurgents stormed Auno village 7:15pm, about 13 kilometres from Maiduguri.

They fired some shots as soon they arrived Auno, a serene town along Maiduguri-Damaturu higway, some 12 Kilometres to Maiduguri, Borno capital, causing panic among residents.

According to a source who spoke to Daily Trust,

"Some motorists were forced to make u turn on hearing the sound of exchange of guns. Some drivers made u-turn to the nearest village, I guess to Jakana," the source said.

You recall, twenty seven people died, with 64 others injured in twin bomb blasts in Adamawa yesterday.

The bomb blasts rocked a mosque and stalls at a busy market in Mubi town, Adamawa yesterday, Eye-witnesses reported seeing over 60 people dead from the Adamawa bomb blasts.

Witnesses said loud explosions ripped through the Gwanjo market around 1 pm when the market was crowded and traders prepared for noon prayers, leaving behind dismembered bodies of victims.


so far its NORTH,whats my concern??..It started there and will end there.
Even God said fear NORTH.
Make una finish una selves.

Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by jacyhelen(f): 6:44am On May 03, 2018
I met my fiancee for 6months now and when I approached her she told me that she was in a relationship then, after telling her my intention she decided to quit with her ex and be my own.

I later found out that she went back and Bleep with her ex again. When I found this out through the picture her ex posted in his timeline, she then admitted that she did it because she didn't know I was serious about the relationship and promised never to do it again. I pardoned her and ceased her connection with him by buying her new lines, except her glo line, which is linked to her account though she knew his number off head.

On Saturday she told me that she wants to go and see her parents, when I called her line throughout this afternoon it wasn't going through, when I finally got her online she told me that she just decided to switch off her phone, and the way she sounded, my instinct told me that she was with another man n I saw a text message by another man asking her when she's coming home.

Pls friends what should I do because I love her and she claims to love me too and I have already introduced her to my people and they all like her.

Pls your noble advice is of utmost importance nw, thanks.

Ex destroys more R/L and Marriages than satan him self..
Keep fuckkking her when you are done,talk a walk,,some day she will come to u as en ex.
She is addicted to EX syndrome!!!
Romance / Re: Abortion Again.. No Way.. Pls I Need Advice by jacyhelen(f): 3:37am On May 02, 2018
Pls friends.. I seriously need ur advice n don't insult or criticize me.. I am into this at the moment... I met Dis guy in school way back 2012 ..we dated till I 2015 we went for service year.. I love him so much dat I cudnt cheat on him.. we separated in service year Dats year 2015..yl dating him back in school I aborted twice for him..he called me a bad egg n dats lead to our quarrel n we separated.. from 2015 till 2018 I cudnt love or date or stay in any relationship cs I was so much in love dat I cudnt give anybody a chance.. my friends later advices me dat sins I love him dis much y can't I just drop my ego den go back to him.. I called him.. we spoke for weeks n he agreed for us to come back together.. I traveled to meet him.. I was so happy I ad him back cs he said he just broke his last relationship.. we were both happy... we had sex n boom I am pregnant.. I called him.. he said we wud kip d baby n now he is saying I shud go flush it.. Dis is d third one.. I can't abort.. he said two other girls are pregnant for him at the moment too ..he told me it is left to me if I wana kip d baby cs I won't find him by dem.. he said he is not coming to see my parent either n he is not ready for any marriage... Pls nairalanders I need ur advice

u are just a free pussy giver.
He wont marry,.
Abort at ur own peril...ode

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Romance / Re: What Makes A Man More Attractive To Women by jacyhelen(f): 6:46pm On Apr 30, 2018
ask a lady this question. trust me, you can be sure to get a minimum of about 10 A4 pages of qualities.

based on experience, i have come to realized that what really matters is quite a pretty small list.
and it can be any of the following based on their order of importance:

Self Confidence: of course how would you look talking to her in the first place without having this quality. infact it is very important that you can get laid with it, without having number 2 below

Good Looks: Like seriously, do i need to emphasize on this one. i don't wanna sound too cocky, but i am a living testimony to that fact. cool cool

Dope House: it doesn't necessarily have to be large or big. it should look comfy and feel manly enough.

Large Car: Think Rolls Royce, Bentley etc. but as long as you have a car, trust naija girls wink wink

Large Bank Account: 7–9 figures baby. come to think of it, how do you expect to roll and meet with ladies dope enough. am not talking about the ones you can scatter their kpekus with just 600 naira mat-ice ice-cream

Large Muscles: Kinda Cute uh. trust me, if those guy catch your babe in za other room. better start preparing your mind to avoid story that touch. am not talking about the ones on steriod oo. think of those ones in the local gym in your area.

Large Heart: Which girl no like enjoyment. trust me, with just 5k you can earn one week of free kpekus grin grin

Large Brain: Am talking about the the Smart ones, not the booky types sha. with the right type of voice and and a lil bit of manipulative techniques, you can virtually get any lady of choice.

Large Hands and Large Feet: believe me, most ladies use these to gauge the package. you can thank me later grin grin

and last but it can never be the least there is nothing as important as a Large, eh, “Package”. because at the end of the day, when all things above is done and settled, it all leads to the other room. cheesy cheesy

until next time folks, i still remain davies blaze wink wink

oga pure lies,just make money simple.
Romance / Re: Help, My Relationship Is About To Crash Because Of Hatred. by jacyhelen(f): 6:24pm On Apr 30, 2018
Thank you all.
I think I will end the relationship, but thinking about ending the relationship keeps hurting me. From the advice so far, its like there is no light at the end of the tunnel.

this is a hand writting on the wall,just bolt off peacefully.
She will later fine her way back but then u are gone.
Her mind is no longer in u and can never be for now.
Face your books.

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Politics / Re: Benue: Soldiers Storm Catholic Church, Priest’s House In Search Of Weapons by jacyhelen(f): 10:22am On Apr 29, 2018
I seriously Pray Buhari wins 2nd term,so that those IDIOTS he Promised 3 million Jobs per Year will also be Deceived and told to expect 6Million Jobs per Month!!!!..Ndi ara!!!!!
Politics / Re: Buhari Lied, He's Not The First African Leader To Meet President Trump - Reno by jacyhelen(f): 8:40am On Apr 29, 2018

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