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Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m): 8:15pm On Feb 03, 2023
elated177:
There is a difference between anger and frustration.

I, elated177, can get angry enough to strike you, kingxsamz, down by thunder and lightning. If you don't mind yourself, kingxsamz, I will torment you with the Sun and the Rain, another servants of the Creator, YHVH Almighty. Kingxsamz, do you want the rain, the sun and the wind to be a terror to you? These are not idle words.

Kingxsamz, you are too infinitesimal and inconsequential for YHVH Almighty to be bothered by. I am a human being like you and I am the one who will be striking you, kingxsamz, down by thunder and lightning. YHVH Almighty has given me, elated177, his chosen vessel, the Power to do that. Mind yourself and respect the Scriptures of YHVH Almighty, the one and only true God, the Creator of the heavens, the earth, the seas and everything in them. No one is compelling you to read or accept what they say.

El Elohe Yahshrael! Hallelu YAH!
Did you tell Nurse Rosemary you skipped your haloperidol? Naughty boy. You see why she said when you're popping the pills you must swallow and open your mouth wide undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 8:11pm On Feb 03, 2023
Thanksful:
Everything is spiritually but the spirit want people to think it's physical so they can't get lasting solution
Name one thing that is spiritual. Just one
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 8:10pm On Feb 03, 2023
Thanksful:
Some who have conquered to said it's spiritual. Yet those who haven't disagree.
Sometimes its self-limiting.
Like I mentioned up there, anxiety and depression are underlying causes. Some patients snap out of anxiety spontaneously without drugs if they keep to some routines we tell them, like chat with friends always, stay off alcohol, get more sleep etc. And the paralysis disappears. And when it disappears, they would say it was the prayers of their pastor etc that stopped it.
Sometimes its not self limiting, and that's where drugs come in
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 8:05pm On Feb 03, 2023
Workch:
it's not an attack. It's something that happens occasionally.
We can't do anything about it
Oh we can do stuff about it. We start management by treatment of the underlying causes and, if they don't stop we continue to drugs like anxiolytics, tricyclic antidepressants and selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors. imipramine is an example.
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 8:00pm On Feb 03, 2023
Thanksful:
How does it stop
Because of the anxiety disorder element in sleep paralysis, we use anxiolytics. Sometimes counseling alone works and telling the patient to do certain actions before sleeping
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 7:56pm On Feb 03, 2023
MindHacker9009:
1. You are the one acting like a car here as you do not understand the complexity of how this world came into existence. Only an intelligent designer could have created this world and the universe.

2. I can now conclude that you and your patience too are making up your own stories.

3. If you want to go and slap your grandpa that's up to you.

As you have now turned to making derogatory statements, I will not waste my time responding to you anymore. Believing a creator did not create this world only makes you reason like a baby.
1. Using your assumption, we can infer both of us are cars. So Car A tells Car B there are humans, and the later disagree. Now the problem is how did Car A arrive at the conclusion that humans in fact, exist, when both have no faculties needed to fathom human existence?
Get my drift?
2. Well, you can conclude anything you want, I'm not about to burst your ignorance bubble. If a particular medical management protocol is proven to work, not only by vetting bodies like NAFDAC and FDA, but by scientific journals like the Lancet, I don't think anyone would pay mind to a theist who proposes that bible-in-the-pillow works.
3. Well, that is what your fellow theists are proposing, not me. And you can see them here on Nairaland advising atheists on such missions.
Its unfortunate you think psychedelic drugs are rubbish. I suggest you walk to any psychiatric hospital and ask about them, or read up about them yourself. But being a theist, research isn't one of your strong points.
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Son Who Dumped Homosexual Lifestyle Was Saved By His Mother's Prayer by jaephoenix(m): 7:41pm On Feb 03, 2023
Shawl001:
...deception?
Or what you chose to call deception.

I believe the Scripture. It is written by men who were inspired by the Holy Ghost.
I choose to believe it.
It works!
Oh, you choice to follow the deception then. Alright, have a good day, bro
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 4:39pm On Feb 03, 2023
MindHacker9009:
1. In the world of cars, cars will say humans do not exist because they cannot see us, but the truth is that our world makes and controls them, so is this world.

2. The link you posted is not from a scientific journal. Name those present at Crookes demonstration at the Royal Society that has said Crookes demonstration of the spirit world is fake. You have talked of you treating patients with sleep paralysis, now if you have demonstrated your treatments to an audience at the prestigious Royal Society and published your scientific papers and some people who are not from the Royal Society and are not in your field come later to say your treatments are fake, is the same thing you are doing here.

3. Well if you continue to be naive of demonic activities and you get very close with someone who is into demonic activities then, you will come back here to appologise for being naive.

4. Though this confession cannot be verified but it makes alot of sense as the person making the confession says he has gone into hiding.

Exposing Pastors Using Marine Powers: Mermaid spirit. (Real Life Testimony)
Video Transcript
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a true life story why you should be very
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careful what church you attend and
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so-called men of God you follow a
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must-read my name is Chi Reuben oku I am
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a pastor but I have disappointed God and
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I really don't know where to begin to
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tell my story I must tell you the truth
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I can't really say if I have a call or
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not I was a Sunday school teacher in my
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church for nine years at Kaduna in 1999
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I was led to start a church but from the
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experiences I have gathered now I cannot
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say that I was actually led by the Holy
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Spirit to start that church as at 2008 I
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was not making any progress both
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spiritually and materially I saw many
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churches which began several years after
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mine and they were making waves and are
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still making progress at a point I did
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not know what to do again and after
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discussing with my wife I decided to
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approach the general overseer of a
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church that began seven years after I
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started my ministry and explained to him
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that personally I was not making any
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headway and same with my ministry my
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ministry would grow up to 200 people and
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after a short period it would shrink to
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50 people and at times it will grow to
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150 and shrink to 40 people I approached
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him because the growth in his church was
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fast
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he began his church in 2006 and by 2012
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he was recording 11 thousand people on a
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Sunday service and he was also making
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good money and writing in big cars
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including the latest Jeeps after
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listening to me he promised to help me
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solve my problem he said I needed to be
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empowered and that it was going to cost
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me some money besides I need to have a
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big and strong heart then he asked me if
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I have got a strong heart and I told him
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that I have as long as it is not going
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to involve killing a fellow human being
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he asked me thrice if I have a strong
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heart and I consistently gave him the
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same answer again he asked me if I want
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a single empowerment or double
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empowerment and I asked him which one is
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better
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and he said double empowerment was
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better but it will cost me a lot of
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money and had after the empowerment I
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was going to be told how to maintain and
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renew the power this time I became
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afraid and I asked him if the
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maintenance and renewal involved any
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ritual he said know that whatever the
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renewal and maintenance will involve are
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just normal things that I was already
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doing so I should not be afraid he said
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I should go and raise three hundred and
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fifty thousand naira
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which I had to borrow from my wife the
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next day I handed over the money and he
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asked me to go and get ready that we
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shall be going to Lagos and Port
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Harcourt I got ready and we took flight
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from Abuja to Lagos that same day in
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Lagos we Lodge at the guesthouse of a
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big ministry and at 11:30 p.m. we were
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now in a private car to the bar Beach at
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the bar beach we were at the bank when
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he spoke some unknown language and told
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me that a woman was going to come out of
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the water and that I should do whatever
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she says as soon as he said that there
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was rumbling on the surface of the water
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and a mermaid came out of it the general
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overseer told me not to be afraid that
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the mermaid would not harm me so I
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picked courage when I saw her when she
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came to the surface of the water the
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lower part of her body was like that of
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a fish my eyes were transfixed to the
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lower part and as she was getting closer
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to me it became human then she came to
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me and asked me to have sex with her
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which I did in the presence of the
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general overseer after having sex with
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her she put her hand in her vagina and
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made a sign of the Cross on my forehead
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and my palm and told me that she had
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empowered me and that I would see the
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difference the mermaid left me went to
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the general overseer
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and brought out a golden cross and chain
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from her stomach and wore it on the neck
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of the general overseer who gave her
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some money the mermaid thanked him and
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went back to the sea all the time she
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spoke in English language that afternoon
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as I was sleeping
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that same mermaid I had sex with at the
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bar beach came to me in my dream and
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told me that to maintain and also
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constantly renew the power I must be
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having sex with the virgin once every
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month so this jolted me out of sleep I
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went to the general overseers room to
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explain what I saw and heard in my dream
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and he said that there was no problem
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when I asked him how I was going to be
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getting there virgins he was going to
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assist me get them but I needed to pay
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for his service
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honestly apostille after this I wanted
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to back out but I had no courage to say
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or do so while at the bar beach I saw
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many pastors who came there with other
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senior pastors it is like a tradition
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there must be a senior pastor bringing
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in younger pastors and I believe each
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senior pastor had a particular mermaid
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they relate with because I saw up to ten
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mermaids attending to some younger
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pastors in the evening we were at a
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local airport in Lagos and took flight
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to Port Harcourt at Port Harcourt we
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lodged in the guest house of another
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ministry and at midnight we got out
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eventually arriving in a very big
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compound of a woman called as a Rani
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inside the compound were many houses we
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met many pastors there including
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first-generation church pastors when it
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was my turn the general overseer paid
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some money and itemized what should be
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done for me when I went into the room I
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was surprised it was a woman again and
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as I was thinking woman again I found
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myself on top of this woman on a bed in
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an adjacent room honestly I have not
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been able to recall how I found myself
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on that bed
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I had sex with her and also sucked her
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breasts after the sexual session she
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made some animal cry and administered
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some stuff into my eyes and I began
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immediately to see into the spirit world
6:51
and also discuss with some spirit beings
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after that she gave me a bottle of olive
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oil which she called do as I say she
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said with this the members all do
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whatever I asked him to do she also gave
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me another bottle of olive oil which she
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called all Singh oil she said with the
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oil I could see deep into people's
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secrets and a bottle of olive oil which
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she called sling oil for slaying people
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under so-called anointing during prayer
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she finally gave me two more bottles of
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olive oil
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the first one is crowd pooling oil and
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the second is touch and follow which I
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will be using to hypnotize women
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especially virgins because I will be
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having sex with them and married women
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to renew the empowerment she said I
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could have sex and immediately after
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that I could go straight into
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administration without having my bath
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she bound me with the oath of secrecy we
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left the same midnight and went back to
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the lodge and the general overseer told
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me to rub the touch and follow oil then
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we went to the visor of the church in
8:06
which we were lodging in their guest
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house I was allowed to minister and I
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burst in to prophesy to my own
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astonishment in the morning two virgins
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were sent to the general overseer and he
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gave me one so we took them to the guest
8:23
house and had sex with them what really
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surprised me was that the young girls
8:28
never asked where we were taking them to
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and why we were taking them there which
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is unusual for virgin girls when the
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girls left the general overseer told me
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that from then onwards I had to
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concentrate my sermons around prosperity
8:44
and stop preaching salvation and
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righteousness messages
8:49
he said I should be sending types to him
8:52
and that he knew part of the tights
8:54
would get to the woman at Port Harcourt
8:58
eventually we left port hark Abuja and
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him back to Kaduna when I began service
9:04
after my return things began to change
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money began to come the crowd also began
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to come and within one week miracles
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deliverance followed by prosperity began
9:16
to happen in the church the spirit of
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prophecy came in like I had never seen
9:21
it in my life I have been having sex
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with virgin girls and married women and
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things have been working out fine for me
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and my family and the church for the
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past six years but I have gotten to a
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stage in which I am no longer feeling
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comfortable with the whole thing I have
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had dreams in which I saw myself burning
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in hell I have had this dream of Hell
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seven times and at one of the dreams I
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awoke only for the same dream to
9:51
continue when I went back to bed I have
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been having sleepless nights and many
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nights I get raped by the same mermaid I
10:00
have lost two of my children
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mysteriously but through the same
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pattern for the past three months I have
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not been able to get virgin girls and
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this has affected the power acid is
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going down I want to get out of this
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whole issue even if it means closing the
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church I have gone to the general
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overseer and he said it was too late for
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me to get out he threatened me with
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mysterious death he said it is not
10:30
possible for me to turn against the
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mermaid and as an Hwanhee
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because they were already part of my
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life I told him I would do everything
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positively possible to get myself out of
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this three days later two men approached
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me and told me that if I love my life I
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should vanish from Kaduna because they
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have been paid by the general overseer
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to eliminate me so I had to close the
10:55
church and left the town finally after
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two days as I am writing to you now
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nothing to hold on but only God Almighty
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the problem is that God seems to be very
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far from me no matter how much and
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fervently I have been calling on him and
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asking for his mercies I know I have
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offended him but I know he is a God of
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second chance I have read your books
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overcoming the queen of the coast series
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and I strongly believe you are the only
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one that God can use to help me out of
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this physical hell I have put myself I
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am really afraid of going to meet any
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other person man of God because those
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who are using devilish powers are more
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than those who use the power of God for
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some time now I have not been sleeping
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at night and I also at times hallucinate
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sir I urgently need your help because I
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believe time is running out for me as
11:57
the attack from the marine kingdom
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increases no other pastor has exposed
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them like you I know I have transferred
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many spirits into so many people and I
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want to know what I can do so that those
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people can be free from these wicked and
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evil spirits apostle is really
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unfortunate that the Church of our Lord
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Jesus Christ has been taken over by
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mermaids the number of pastors using
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marine spirits is alarming and more of
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them are getting initiated daily into
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this wicked Kingdom so these pastors are
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also initiating their spiritually
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illiterate members before I messed up
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myself spiritually I had always wondered
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why members of the church follow their
12:45
pastors sheepishly but now I know better
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the marine kingdom is working day and
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night to overtake the church and
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unfortunately the church is sleeping in
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the last two months I have had four car
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crashes and I know they want to
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eliminate me but God has been my helper
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and my only hope they have killed my two
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children and now they want me dead I am
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becoming afraid of staying alone because
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of
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bizarre spiritual appearances I see and
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things have started to move in my brain
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and body
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anytime I start praying the movement
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would start and sometimes I feel the
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movement in my marrow the greatest need
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I have now is to be forgiven by God if I
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can get his forgiveness I don't mind
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dying after that because I really don't
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want to go to hell I have been misled by
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the general overseer just as so many
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young pastors have been misled by their
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general overseers and senior pastors sir
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I know you are a very busy person I will
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appreciate it if you find time to pray
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over this my problems and seek the face
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of the Lord on how to use you to help me
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out I know that if I am forgiven my
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deliverance will be easy
14:07
I regret selling my soul to marine
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spirits
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the SI money is also a very strong agent
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of their mermaid I look forward to
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hearing from you your Co servant and the
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Lord Pastor cherubim aqua aqua



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlcJQtXxX1I
1. Good. So lets assume you're a car. How do you assume humans exist, when you don't have the faculties to extract that info?
2. The difference between science and in this case medical science and spirituality, is reproducibility of evidence. If I manage a sleep paralysis case with 20mg of nocte diazepam, and tell some folks, they can't doubt it. Why? The evidence is reproducible anywhere and anytime. In fact, papers and scientific evidence of it working, how it works and the possible side effects are already documented. So they won't be arguing not just me, but the whole scientific world. It basically works.
The problem with spirituality is this same reproducibility. Crookes (or indeed) some other person cannot do his demonstration.
3. Arent you theists tired of these boring lines? I have hearing it for ages, even go out of my way to experience the demons, but its all bullshit. Some even suggest I go to hinterlands and slap some obscure old men. Really? The only way I can elicit some form of supernatural experience is to physically assault old men. Imagine you hear someone walks up to your grandpa and slaps the shit outta him, would you take it kindly? Of course I tell them I cannot do that. Not only would I not see any demonic or supernatural powers, but the youth there would beat the be-jesus outta me. What happens to simply sending the 'jazz' to me from wherever hinterland? Isnt that what you guys believe in? So bro, if you don't have any specific source of demons, then kindly keep quiet.
4. I didn't even complete the story. People can advertently or inadvertently concoct stories. I can tell you any stories and tell you its true. All I have to append to it is "God showed me" and every theist gobbles it up. The story may be as a result of use of psychedelic drugs which is easily available. To him, it may be real and he doesn't know he's audiovisual hallucinations.

That's why science relies on verifiable and reproducible evidence, not anecdotal evidence, as you did.
Christianity EtcRe: Does The Bible Advocate For Slavery? by jaephoenix(m): 3:01pm On Feb 03, 2023
OLAADEGBU:
"Why didn’t God stop slavery in the Bible?"

This is a frequent question addressed at the following link: http://ow.ly/t5Ks50MCQ9c
I picked up this excerpt from your article. The article basically was saying god was right in allowing and permitting slavery.

God permits evil in the world, slavery included, because that is the nature of the fallen world that is coupled with our freedom
So going by the above bullshit, why didn't god allow murder, lying? Why did he bother about the 10 Commandments if its the nature of the fallen world?

Op, please don't dodge this question and point me to another cretarded article. Thank you
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 2:53pm On Feb 03, 2023
MindHacker9009:
I've had to use my other handle as the bot does not like an officail link of the Royal Society I posted, so I'm posting it here as an image
1. Lol. This is a perfect typical theist reply.
Me: Can you show me evidence of god?
Theist: Show me god doesn't exist!

Me: Show me what the bible can do
Theist: Go out there and find it

Dude, if I knew, would I be asking you?! undecided

2. Read this up. Your article link wasn't working, so I looked out for the 'demonstration' myself. I pulled up this link
https://psi-encyclopedia.spr.ac.uk/articles/william-crookes
Crookes could not demonstrate beyond reasonable doubt that he was talking with ghosts. And his spiritualist side did not influence his scientific invention, unlike what your buddy was saying.

3. You mean I should hang around demons? Pray where are those demons so I can look out for them, sire
Christianity EtcRe: Residents Joyous As Mother Mary Allegedly Appears In A Church In Nairobi Kenya by jaephoenix(m): 11:30am On Feb 03, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
He who the Son has made free is free indeed!

Hallelujah!

Glory to God in the highest!
Youre worse than those folks in that video. At least they don't know they are deluded and cretarded. Yours is a special kind of cretardation, and whats worse, you know it but don't care
Christianity EtcRe: Does The Bible Advocate For Slavery? by jaephoenix(m): 11:26am On Feb 03, 2023
Ephesians 6:5-8 Paul states, “Slaves, be obedient to your human masters with fear and trembling, in sincerity of heart, as to Christ” which is Paul instructing slaves to obey their master. Similar statements regarding obedient slaves can be found in Colossians 3:22-24, 1 Timothy 6:1-2, and Titus 2:9-10.
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Son Who Dumped Homosexual Lifestyle Was Saved By His Mother's Prayer by jaephoenix(m): 9:17am On Feb 03, 2023
Shawl001:
It's alright.
You're entitled to your opinion.
God bless you.
Lol. Am I lying, or you choose to follow the deception?
Christianity EtcRe: Residents Joyous As Mother Mary Allegedly Appears In A Church In Nairobi Kenya by jaephoenix(m): 7:55am On Feb 03, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Thanks for confirming the fact that Satan has got many in chains.

May God deliver them all. In Jesus name.

Now say amen!
Amen!
And please yank your chains so I can hear them
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Son Who Dumped Homosexual Lifestyle Was Saved By His Mother's Prayer by jaephoenix(m): 7:45am On Feb 03, 2023
Shawl001:
It's more than a "thinking".
Its contains the Words of God.
They are intentional, and Spirit filled. They contain the very essence of Wisdom and Life.

I believe in it.
A book filled with contradictions, misinformations, lies and so much hate, is divinely inspired?
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Son Who Dumped Homosexual Lifestyle Was Saved By His Mother's Prayer by jaephoenix(m): 7:29am On Feb 03, 2023
Shawl001:
I percieved!
But, what ever you must have experienced that made you think God is a scam, is not true. It's the devil that has brought that illusion to you.
You can still retrace your step back to God. Just come back. He still loves you.
Lol. Bro do you think the bible is actually 'divinely inspired' ?!
Christianity EtcRe: God's Miracle by jaephoenix(m): 6:39am On Feb 03, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
Lulululu! I will not become a devil just because you devils are very very stupid. grin
Look, why don't you use newer term. Devils, bastards etc are less fashionable these days. You're getting boring these days. Or get a new English tutor
Christianity EtcRe: New Notes Scarcity: This is the Prophecy Of Hardness Of Buying And Selling! Modf by jaephoenix(m): 6:34am On Feb 03, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
Proof of nothing to say!
So what you could glean from my post was that there's problems in the Middle East too? cry
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Son Who Dumped Homosexual Lifestyle Was Saved By His Mother's Prayer by jaephoenix(m): 6:31am On Feb 03, 2023
Shawl001:
Well,
I see that your quite conversant with your Bible.
Good one!

But then, what happened?
How did you take a U-turn?
Do you mind sharing?
#Perhaps, a PM.
Oh, I was a good christian. So good I won awards in Scripture Union back then. I don't know if Scripture Union is still alive now. Anyway, back to my story, I deconverted in my med school. If you have half a brain, you'd realize the bible is a huge monumental scam. Sorry, I don't wanna do PMs. I prefer putting out my story here so others can learn, contribute or dispute it. Thank you
Christianity EtcRe: Residents Joyous As Mother Mary Allegedly Appears In A Church In Nairobi Kenya by jaephoenix(m): 6:25am On Feb 03, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Satan has really got many in chains.
Oh shut it! You pentecostals are equally as brain dead as those cretards in that clip. You're even worse, you worship humans arrogating themselves as gods, while they worship reflections.
Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m): 6:17am On Feb 03, 2023
elated177:
Your attempt at making me feel bad failed woefully. What do you mean by "pour your heart out"? You must think you have me all figured out. Try another psyching. I already admitted that I was angered by the assertions of ignoramuses like you people here. Ignoramuses - atheist-wannabees - shouldn't be making such assertions. And I have every right to be angry. In fact, I am angry enough to strike you down with thunder and lightning, so you know that the Scriptures of YHVH Almighty are not idle words. It is too much for you ignoramuses. You probably think that the Scriptures of YHVH Almighty are some play things.

So, tell me, which of the six group do you belong to?

Let's look at your own:






Again, I ask, what are you offering as an alternative?
Oh lord, I'm quivering in my boots with fear from lightning and thunder. Oh please forgive me, don't kill me please tongue
Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m):
2elliot:
Bill Gates who created computers and also computer viruses, and then equally sells your antivirus, is whom you see as a big brother? Lol. Guy, fucking wake up! The only big brother you have is Jesus Christ. Bill Gates and co are luciferians who create problems and then sells you their solutions, and all them taking away your health,money and freedom.
What a waste of educational resources. So Bill Gates created all the malwares in the world which includes viruses, trojans, ransomewares etc? Why are theists particular on driving down the average IQ in the world? And by the way, what is your evidence he created a malware? By the way Gates didn’t create computers, he built a computer company, dumbo!
Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m): 5:38am On Feb 03, 2023
2elliot:
You are nothing but a blind bat. Don't worry, Bill Gates the eugenist have big plans for you. You know nothing, you just a slowpoke who thinks Bill Gates or any of those luciferians are your big brothers and they have your interest. You will soon find out.
P.S. all of your Bill Gates programs was to experiment on you morons, and also to dump down on your fucking moronic brains with childhood vaccines.
Well, if dumping on our brains was to save our kids from polio, then so be it. At least he is helping third world countries. What has your waste of a god done to help childhood diseases apart from sip Hennesey and watch the children die
Christianity EtcRe: New Notes Scarcity: This is the Prophecy Of Hardness Of Buying And Selling! Modf by jaephoenix(m): 5:34am On Feb 03, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
You have just confirmed it hit the middle East now it has hit Nigeria where I am presently, it hit Venezuela last year, I think Brazil, Sri Lanka, Lebanon, Suriname, Zambia.

South Africa, Ghana looks like they are getting their own hit to.

Clearly that means a world hit.
I guess apart from geography, your secondary school english teacher was poor too cry
Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m): 1:46am On Feb 03, 2023
2elliot:
The Bible was so on point when it said that only a fool says that there is no God. Even the person who worships a stone is better than that one who claims that there is no divine powers. One funny thing in this battle between good and evil(God and satan) is that atheists are despised by God and even Satan. Even though you indirectly work for satan with your disbelief, satan sees you as a very miserable being because he himself acknowledges the Almighty power of God. You as just a useless slave to satan.
This is even true, as the covid vaccines have shown. Atheists and supposed educated persons who claim to have logic and commonsense and also claim that God doesn't exist, are even those who were easily deceived to take the deadly experimental gene therapy. Because they are very despicable, getting rid of them was so easier for the globalist luciferian cult. As Bill Gates and co are hell bent on reducing the world population to a mere 500million through vaccines and all that, those who claim that there is no God have made themselves willing tools of the eugenists, because they place their faith on science will soon have their lives killed and destroyed by these globalists blood suckers who control the matrix.
Without Bill Gates and his vaxxes, childhood killer diseases like Polio, measles etc would have killed many children, and your toothless yahweh wouldn't even do anything(he'll probably be sipping on some pina colada while the babies died). How did you think the main 5 Childhood killers diseases got knocked back? You think it was the Nigerian government that paid for those vaccines?
I shudder when I read ignorant dolts pick on Gates. If I was that guy I have pulled the plug on helping any third world country. You guys aren't fit to live. You're too cretarded.
Vaxxes have been around way before you were born, and you got them as babies. But suddenly they became dangerous because Gates name was on it. Even now that newer vaccines are being made like the malaria vaccine, who do you think is gonna bring them into Nigeria? You think its your corrupt government?
Dude I wish Bill Gates let you foools rot in hell
Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m): 1:35am On Feb 03, 2023
elated177:
I am the human masterpiece of the God whose Scriptures you are mocking.

You know, many of you often mistake the boldness you show on a faceless forum for true bravery. Are you willing to prove this boldness of yours here as true bravery?


Let us look at this comment of yours:




I want to take this comment to another thread. Should I?
Oh, go on bro. Lets get this party started cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m): 1:34am On Feb 03, 2023
elated177:
I am the human masterpiece of the God whose Scriptures you are mocking.

You know, many of you often mistake the boldness you show on a faceless forum for true bravery. Are you willing to prove this boldness of yours here as true bravery?

Yup. Do whatever keeps you chipper.
Let us look at this comment of yours:




I want to take this comment to another thread. Should I?
Oh, go on bro. Lets get this party started
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Son Who Dumped Homosexual Lifestyle Was Saved By His Mother's Prayer by jaephoenix(m): 1:32am On Feb 03, 2023
olaeffect:
Acknowledged.
Happy now?😁
Hope you can clearly see that you don't only need to acknowledge the existence of God, but you actually need Jesus.

Oya say after me;
Dear Lord Jesus
I know that I am a sinner, and I ask for Your forgiveness.
I believe You died for my sins and rose from the dead.
I turn from my sins and invite You to come into my heart and life.
I want to trust and follow You as my Lord and Savior. Amen

Now you are born again.🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Simple.
Now repeat after me

I am a child of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Him. The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Him! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.

Congratulations, you're now one of His Noodly Pasta
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 12:52am On Feb 03, 2023
guysbewise:
1. I just wanted to be sure that the Bible that will be used includes the Old Testament and the Psalms.

2. Sure, l will get a link for you later.

3. Not whining just want to let you know you can only find out that demonic activities are real from personal experiences and not from people telling you about their experience. Hence the reason I have decided not to share as I know it will not make you change your mind.
1. Apart from purportedly scaring demons, what else does the bible do?
2. Waiting…
3. I keep on hearing this for 2 decades yet I aint seen nothing
Christianity EtcRe: Are Sleep Paralysis Caused By Demonic Attacks? YES by jaephoenix(m): 12:34am On Feb 03, 2023
guysbewise:
1. Some Bibles are just the New Testament and the Psalms only hence my reason for saying it should have the complete Old Testament and the Psalms.

2. His demonstration was in front of an audience who were the aristocrats of that time and not one he did privately so he could not have been deceived.

3. Still typing....
1. We're talking about King James Version here. I thought you just needed Psalms to do the job of scaring away them demons?
2. Can you give me a link to the demonstration you talked about?
3. Okay….
But since you wanna keep the stories to yourself, no need to whining about it to me
Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m): 12:29am On Feb 03, 2023
elated177:
So, do you suppose the Scriptures are play things and idle words?

Meanwhile, which of those six groups do you belong to?
They aren't idle books, by any stretch of the imagination. They are gripping fairy tales made up of talking cunning snakes, yelling angry donkeys, folks living in whales for days, and oh, virgins getting preggies all by themselves. And that, my dear Elated, makes it a charming folklore. I loved Aesops fables as a kid. Grew up and loved the bible. Still prefer it to the koran (which has its fair share of fruity tales)
Christianity EtcRe: When You Cannot Buy Or Sell Without The Mark by jaephoenix(m): 12:18am On Feb 03, 2023
elated177:
I took the time to make my points resoundingly clear for even the dullest person to understand.

Now, let us get back to the issue at hand. What problems do you have with the Scriptures of YHVH Almighty? Do you suppose they are idle words and play things?
Oh that particular fairy tale makes Aesop's fables look like legit textbooks. The bible is poorly written, poorly thought out, poorly organized. Not only that, its got tons of contradictions, good aliquots of plain lies and loopholes so big a man can walk right through each of them. Matter of fact, the Grimm brothers would be so green with envy with the load of fiction in the bible, they would swap Snow White with it.

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