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MaxInDHouse:
Excellent!

Good. Since both your Yahweh and Flying Spaghetti Monster exist, that means the Flying Spaghetti Monster created Yahweh and is the Most High and Supreme Being

elated177:
Go your reprobate and degenerate way.

Another day, another dodge.... with a touch of insult
You are never unpredictable

KnownUnknown:
I prefer one of the Native American gods who created man with wet mud but it got too hard when it dried; created Man with wood but it broke too easily; and finally created man with dough made out of corn, which was just right.

I kinda like it. Seems more action and fun packed than Yahweh's boring mud creation narrative

WorldChanger7:
We Care, but God Heals

Isaiah 53:5KJV
“...and by His stripes, we are healed”.

It is a public statement at the entrance of most hospitals acknowledging the supremacy of God above the intelligence of men!

The slogan is reflected in the above Bible passage and pointing us to the source of divine healing which is through the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ - The Son of God.

What made Doctors acknowledged their limitations? What made His stripes as “the” source of healing for all? And, how can I tap into this provision of healing?

1. Do you believe that He can heal? You can’t derive any benefit from the source you don’t trust - Mark 9:23

2. Can you confess it? There is a saying that a closed mouth is a closed destiny - Rom. 10: 9-11

3. Activate your faith. Yes, put your confession to action. Touch that part and command the restoration and complete healing - Job 22:28

However, God is not just the source of healing but the only guarantor of perfect health - 3 John 2

I have experienced His healing virtue and even the restoration from death in 2007. Beyond my experience, I have heard and seen the demonstration of His power through several testimonies of people across the world.

I believe today is YOUR DAY! And as you believe, so shall you receive in Jesus name. Amen

Happy Healing Sunday

Its a nonsensical post usually placed in African hospitals to pass the buck of healing.
Its not god that heals, its medical science.
And if by chance its god that heals then he's making a whole right mess of it

LordReed:
You have to be kidding. You can't say you don't know that the higher you are the more likely you are to be struck by lightning. Or that they put lightning rods on buildings for that purpose.

These guys are theists. Science is a foreign concept for many of them

terrezo2002:
Yes. Check the Bible for all the documentation you need of how God created humans

Oh, he created humans outta dust? Did you check how the Flying Spaghetti Monster created humans? That's more legit and credible than Yahweh's

Dtruthspeaker:
Hence the question. How did you know that the person/agent who claimed landlord, is the landlord?

Apply the same skill here.

Actually, nobody showed any credentials about the property ownership. What I see is agents claiming to know the landlord, then after property inspection, I get to pay into certain accounts, and keys given to me. Obviously if they weren't acting on behalf of the landlord, I wouldn't get inside to examine the property or get the keys.
I don't know how your analogy relates to the universe creation dilemna

MaxInDHouse:
Throughout the whole world people turn to weapons and support in killing people for so many reasons but God commanded His own worshipers to drop weapons and we can see individuals including the most racist nations obeying wholeheartedly (DEMONSTRATION) of VERIFIABLE EVIDENCE that a GOD is in control!

Throughout the whole world people turn to weapons and support in killing people for so many reasons but the Flying Spaghetti Monster commanded His own worshipers to drop weapons and we can see individuals including the most racist nations obeying wholeheartedly (DEMONSTRATION) of VERIFIABLE EVIDENCE that a Spaghetti Monster is in control!
This is proof Spaghetti Monster exists

Maynman:
Maybe they are even under the influence of LSD and other drugs for them to be spouting their “personal experience” and asserting it as fact.

Yup. LSD is costly. Even street drugs like crystal meth commonly known as meth in some parts of the country, gives some visual and auditory hallucinatory effects.
Also many people have mental issues. I have been on Nairaland for many years but sparingly vocal, but actively reading peoples' comments. As a physician with psychiatric inclination, I have diagnosed quite a ton of psychosis from just reading. I recently decided to be vocal. Mental issues are largely ignored in this part of the world, and depending on how wealthy and influential you are, you can go scot free. Many politicians, pastors etc are psychotic. There's no interventions til they become manic or less dis-inhibitive and most times end up in churches or mosques. Very less frequently, they end up in psych wards.
So lots of cerebropsychotic and pharmacopsychotic topics are on displayed everyday

DeepSight:
I referred to my personal experience and immediately added that it is not evidence of anything to the next man, and is indeed useless to relate.

Exactly. Its useless, thus of no basis to be used as a universal truth or axiom. And that is what you're projecting.
Imagine if I take some LSD and promptly open a topic here saying humans actually have 2 heads, but that science is yet to figure out the other head. Would you help me in promoting the topic?

DeepSight:
1. If you didn't spot my very clear answer, any further discussion with you is a great hazard for me.
2. Please I mean it kindly when I say your terrible written English gives me headaches. I highlight a portion in red above for your attention.

1. Your answer was vague in all intentions. This is Nairaland where people deny their answers and keep on dodging questions. So one needs to get a yes or no answer for these kind of questions. And you didn't give any. So please quit the dodging antics. All these hullabaloo would have been avoided if you'd given a clear-cut answer.
2. Can you explain what is wrong with that highlighted phrase? If you need English language classes, I'm too busy to give you any, unfortunately.

Lets agree you know some lies. How do you know the ones that actually happened?

DeepSight:
I did, and this is yet further proof that you either cannot or do not read.

Or proof you have comprehension issues.
I asked you a question if you know the stories people tell are just fabrications. Its a yes or no question.

DeepSight:
There is nothing new under the sun, and yes, hoaxes and frauds abound.

You didn't answer the question

MaxInDHouse:
So do you agree that the DEMONSTRATION of God's people in your community today based on the HOPE they have is evidence of God's existence? Hebrews 11:1

Good. Which demonstrable and verifiable evidence is that

Dtruthspeaker:
Don't tell me that you have never rented a house, at least you have bought items, so how did you know that the person who selling the item was the owner?

These things are known.

The ones I rented I met the landlords in those houses, or I met agents. So I don't understand your analogy

DeepSight:
Sure. No one doubts that. However this does not mean that drugs or other chemical agents are responsible for every paranormal experience.

Did it also occur to you, they could be stories to garner social media recognition, followership, endorsement etc? There are many such profiles on Facebook dropping 'personal paranormal experiences'. If you believe one, then you have to believe all of them. And believe me, it has to take a huge level of credulity to believe those stories. If you wanna believe them, knock yourself off

MaxInDHouse:
What do you mean by "verifiable"?

verifiable
/ˈvɛrɪfʌɪəbl/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
able to be checked or demonstrated to be true, accurate, or justified.
"an easily verifiable claim"
Something I can demonstrate to be true

Dtruthspeaker:
That is what makes you people stupid and mad. You do not see a landlord's C of O before you believe that he is the landlord.

Anyway, you are already doomed with The LandLord of this world so enjoy your wishing till the day The LandLord comes.

So how do you know a landlord, sir

Joagbaje:
All the conspiracies are true. Satan has b33n long in this to create a Hybrid generation, human cloning etc. There is a book I will admonish you read about the race of giants that once flooded the earth Title BEYOND FLESH AND BLOOD. authored by minister Dante forston

So 5G and Covid are related? Humor me

Dtruthspeaker:
You are the one ignoring what is clearly in front of you.

What is in front of her?

MaxInDHouse:
A spirit speaks through His organized worshipers so if you see His Witnesses but insist on seeing His speak to you then i too will insist on seeing a video footage of the crime before agreeing the accused really committed it!

You don't understand.
I said if I see a written verifiable evidence, of course I'd believe Yahweh created the world

sukkot:
hell is a descent movement try to keep up with the lingo son

Oh bro. I know that. In your own case, your ascension was into hell, meaning you were worse off than we thought

DeepSight:
The subjectivity of experience is elementary - and you are here laughing at it?

Subjective character of experience implies that the perception of all things, concepts, and "truths" in the universe differs between individuals: we all live in different worlds, each of which may have things in common, because of our unique perspectives on our worlds. The only thing to which one can hold oneself is something one has experienced or perceived. Until someone has had an experience of something the object or concept within itself is not "real." Someone in Africa is aware of the existence of fire and sees it but for an Inuit who has never seen fire before the fire does not exist in the same way. The idea of the subjectivity of one's "reality" also hints at an aspect of moral relativism, that each person's opinions are the only things they can hold themselves to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjective_character_of_experience#:~:text=Subjective

Is the above what you are laughing at ? ? ? ? ? ?

Did it occur to you, pharmacological agents like hallucinogens can also make one to have 'personal experiences' which s/he can use to make topics on Nairaland and call them facts?

sukkot:
ascended

Ascended into hell

caye:
So...you write all these, and just don't want to mention the following:

1.England
2. USA
3. France
4. Switzerland
5. The ( fake) Israeli Jews

Or in summary, the Western Caucasian Empire + the Ashkenazi?

Are they not the ones corrupting the earth and Africa, choosing our rulers, perpetuating terrorism?

You didn't even have the boldness to say the truth?

They didn't choose our leaders. We did

MaxInDHouse:
As long as there is NO VIDEOS ọmọ na lie!
That's your criteria not mine Sir!

Lol. So if I committed a crime and I was accused, and later confessed, then I'm innocent?
In the case of your Yahweh, did he admit himself that he existed and created the world? Even though there's no video evidence

AnyanwuSilas:
What you wrote is totally bullshit as usual

Omo, I'm just tired. Another fruitcake has similar topic where we dey try manage am. Still bullshit with no shred of evidence.
Now dis one say him be descended master

MaxInDHouse:
But you said there's no God nah!

Yeah. Even if he existed, FSM is bigger than him

MaxInDHouse:
Please VIDEO of JW molesting someone Sir!

You haven't answered my question.
So those JWs mol@sters were innocent of the crime they were accused even though they confessed?

MaxInDHouse:
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)

Well i know you're just trying to crack jokes with that but please if you're the type who easily gets annoyed when someone disturbing you with questions suddenly turn everything to joke don't bring up anything like Flying Spaghetti because the next time you do i will always turn your questions into jokes no matter how angry you may be.

There is no child molester JW because i've not seen one therefore all those stories could easily be compared to what people around you are saying about God/Gods and since you never experience one you too never believe!

He is a greater god than your Yahweh. So what's your problem?

MaxInDHouse:
Have you seen the video of a JW commiting it?

… even when they confessed?