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Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 9:53am On Jan 19, 2023
Aemmyjah:
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I don't need your prayers
Don't worry
There's nothing sensible you have to offer
My bad
Lol. If you say so.
Anyway, my humane part has kicked in.
Take tab amoxyclav or augmentin 625mg 2x daily for 5 days.
Use dequadin, strepsil or other throat lozenge PRN(you suck on them any time you want, so buy plenty).
If you dont have ulcer, take ibuprofen 400mg 3x daily for 3 days. If you have ulcer then take arthrotec 1 tab 2x daily for 3 days.
Then do warm salt water gargle every 4 hours.
Take vitamin c tab 200mg 3x daily for 1 week.

I need you healthy so we can argue away our sorrows cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 9:39am On Jan 19, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Sorry my manners!



If what makes sense to you can't erase the use of weapons in the hearts of neighbours then of what purpose are you coming here to argue?
Because each person can use whatever he knows to make personal gains for himself so i think your argument is worthless if it doesn't carry people along to live peacefully.
No matter what you think you've achieved PEACE is supposed to be your number one priority because without peace you're worthless as your life can be taken within seconds by your neighbour living next to you! undecided
How many weapons have you erased from 'What makes sense to you?'
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 9:37am On Jan 19, 2023
oteneaaron:
That is serious.

Sorry man.

In the meantime, if you have ginger, make ginger tea.

If you don't have ginger, make sure you drink only warm water and rush to the hospital first thing in the morning.

Get well soon.
This sore throat ish is now epidemic. Its a common covid symptom. We are managing many patients that are presenting with it
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 9:35am On Jan 19, 2023
Aemmyjah:
I have severe sore throat
So bad I can't even lift my head properly, swallow saliva and the pain seems to be multiplying
It's so bad I have this fear of losing my voice
What should I do for relieve cos it's really scary
Have so many theocratic things to enjoy
Only asking for you suggestions if you don't mind
See the time I'm asking
So bad sore throat
Very bad
Should I pray for you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Find It Difficult To Pay TITHES? by jaephoenix(m): 8:58am On Jan 18, 2023
S247:
I think we should careless on how pastors spend tithes, but rather see it as obeying GOD's commandment and as a gateway to our BLESSINGS.
Since you've been paying tithes, what you've are you getting?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Find It Difficult To Pay TITHES? by jaephoenix(m): 8:57am On Jan 18, 2023
S247:
churches involve in souls winning which make them non-profit making organizations
But they take profit, don't they?
Christianity Etc › Re: Sacrifices Can Avert Disasters by jaephoenix(m): 8:54am On Jan 18, 2023
Another useful scam to keep the cretarded sheeples on leash
Christianity Etc › Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by jaephoenix(m): 10:55pm On Jan 17, 2023
HardMirror:
cos you aint into crypto grin
Yeah, if he was he would have known Jesus coin. It was actually a pump and dump token. There's even Bible token and god coin. grin
Anything to get the gullible chip in the cash grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by jaephoenix(m): 6:39pm On Jan 17, 2023
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 6:31pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
So when you eyes look up you are not able to see the Ariel sky?

And enough disgracing yourself nothing stands without foundation even if you can not see it.
So where's the foundation of the earth sir? Please teach us
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 6:29pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
Devils will always resort to lies when they have nothing valid to say.
And here comes my dear buddy. How you doing sir? Kind of you to chip your wisdom into our convo grin
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 6:27pm On Jan 17, 2023
Image123:
Stop lying or get your comprehension fixed. i said i am not giving you and i do not owe you evidence/proof. i did not say that i have no proof.
Oh you said so multiple times, sire
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 6:25pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
Why you do you show your folly,
When inside a tent can we not see the top (Ariel) of the tent ?

can a thing stand without foundation?

Your foolishness is without measure.
And I'm getting flak from the dude that failed o'level biology and geography? Awww shit. cheesy
Anyway bro, the earth doesn't have foundations.
And Isaiah was talking about aerial view. Aerial means views from the skies. And its obvious there wasn't any planes back then. Unless of course, you had flying chariots back then. cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 6:20pm On Jan 17, 2023
Image123:
You forgot what i told you, i don't owe you. Go out and search better.
Good. Since you have admitted you got no proof, don't go mouthing off that miracles exist. That would be lying, and guess who is the father of all liars? Nice!
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 6:18pm On Jan 17, 2023
kkins25:
Is there any one that wasn't copied from those before it?
I dont know. But we're not talking about those other ones, are we? We're talking about the Bible here. And there's proof it copied all its stories
Christianity Etc › Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by jaephoenix(m): 5:54pm On Jan 17, 2023
LordReed:
LoLz! Don't be surprised someone will come out and start selling John 3:16 crypto. Bwahahahahaha!
There's even Jesus coin now
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 5:53pm On Jan 17, 2023
Aemmyjah:
You're the one shooting yourself in the foot and brain
Does the skies not look like a tent over the Earth?
How tiny would we be like when viewed from space?

Does Psalm 104:5 tells you the earth is flat as you yourself said?
Was Isaiah talking about aerial view of the earth? No.
Psalm 104:5 is even worse. Its saying the earth has foundations
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 5:50pm On Jan 17, 2023
Image123:
Quit sitting on that lazy armchair.
Lol. I aint lazy. Like I said, I have searched and haven't seen any proof. Its your turn to do the needful
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 4:54pm On Jan 17, 2023
Image123:
Weeks? i have barely known you for one week. If you can lie so brazenly about something so simple, you again prove yourself as the confirmed armchair critic.
About a week. Doesn't matter. Keep looking for excuses for your inability to provide proof
Christianity Etc › Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by jaephoenix(m): 4:03pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
That is the reason why the Bible is cryptic.
Lol. Cryptobible.
Which blockchain is it built on? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 2023 And People Still Believe In The Rapture by jaephoenix(m): 3:54pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
Any one who was watching would see that the dreaded last days started after a certain prophecy was fulfilled and that was in 2010.
What happened in 2010 sir?
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 3:51pm On Jan 17, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
When John said:

"The one who practices sin originates with the Devil, because the Devil has been sinning from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was made manifest, to break up the works of the Devil" 1John 3:8

According to God's word when He looked at everything He has made it was PERFECT! Gen 1:31

God knew that no matter what Satan and his cohorts (demons) may fabricate right thinking humans will discern that something is wrong somewhere. Adam has the sense and power to say "NO" to Eve just as Job who wasn't as untouchable for Satan later did despite all the calamities Satan brought upon Job.

So if you doubt what demons are capable of doing then you need to intensify in your study of the scriptures.

Everything Jesus taught the demons themselves knew but the problem is that they are fighting against God's sovereignty.

For instance do you think your human rulers don't know how to make life comfortable for their citizens?
Of course they knew very well!
But why aren't they doing it?

Well it's because if life is comfortable for you the domination won't be there anymore and their own children won't rule over yours but if you're living from hand to mouth they will pay you to go and kill your brother who is speaking against them and if you decline tens of thousands around you will do it!

So i purposely brought this up please let the atheists cry if they want because God's only begotten Son has come to do what demons and their human agents tried to fabricate for thousands of years but failed:

"All those who have come in place of me are thieves and plunderers; but the sheep have not listened to them" John 10:8

YES! Many have come to confuse people so that by the time the real Christ arrive his case will make no sense but we have the EVIDENCE to prove that they're all working for Satan and demons who knew before hand what Jesus is coming to do! smiley
Lol. Your case is getting worse.
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 3:50pm On Jan 17, 2023
kkins25:
And..
… that means your favorite story book, the Bible was copied.
Savvy? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 3:47pm On Jan 17, 2023
Image123:
Just like i defined, an armchair critic. You already pre-determined that an unmentioned miracle did not happen, yet you expect me to waste my time trying to convince you. Who are you again? If you want to disprove miracles, get off that chair and put your money where your mouth is, work those lazy socks off.
I have already told you I haven't seen any, and also said if you have any evidence, let me have it. But you have been going round in circles for weeks now, just mouthing off. How would I get evidence of miracles when I clearly told you I haven't seen any?
Seriously I wonder how these guys reason
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 3:41pm On Jan 17, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
He is quoting the misinterpretation of atheists who infused in his head what he should think about God's word. Whenever you see an atheist quoting the Bible his white supremacists has spoonfed him on what he should conclude on each Bible verse he wants to quote.
So when they meet true disciples of Christ explaining better they get really mad thinking you can't know better than their white supremacists who told them they're the former custodians of God's word that brought Christianity to the blacks therefore they have the right to determine how a black man should think regarding the Bible!

If you ask an atheist "who is a CHRISTIAN" he will start telling you what his white supremacists gave him as a definition but if you ask him "who is CHRIST?" an atheist will get provoked because he knows there's no way he can rightly define CHRISTIAN without admitting that CHRIST should be the determining factor! smiley
MadMax the man, always talking out of point as if its in fashion.
By the way, between you that is told everything to believe by 8 bald headed old white men and me, that think independently, who is being spoonfed? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 3:38pm On Jan 17, 2023
Aemmyjah:
Lol
You specifically mentioned the Bible Said Earth is flat
I asked you to show me but you couldn't
Apeman
No, it didn't specifically mention flat earth' but look at these verses.

Isaiah 40:22
It is He who sits above the circle of the earth,
And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers,
Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain
And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in.

Psalm 104:5
He established the earth upon its foundations,
So that it will not totter forever and ever

Read these 2 verses first
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 12:44pm On Jan 17, 2023
Image123:
If you want evidence, come out and get it. i don't have time for armchair critics.
Evidence of something that didn't happen? Lol grin
Bro, this is 2023, your gullibility levels is off the hook
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 3:55am On Jan 17, 2023
Aemmyjah:
Where's your evidence that everything in the natural world has no Creator?
Where's your evidence that the Bible says the Earth is flat?

Foolish ape
Ah, my dear friend is back cheesy
And here I am, thinking he'd change and be more courteous in the new year. Indeed I'm a foolish ape grin
Anyway, I thought we have gone through this part of the script, dear friend. In law, we have a saying(I may be a bit off the mark), he who alleges must provide proof. We all came to this world, saw everything , you alleged that not only was it created, but that it was created by your favorite sky daddy. So, you have to show us proof. I can allege it was the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and we'd haggle all day, and tire ourselves.
About the flat earth ish, I have dropped verses from your favorite story book where it said the earth is flat and with foundations.
Get a grip
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 3:48am On Jan 17, 2023
NaBanga:
Then I pity the quality of physicians that Nigeria is producing. If you don't know what dry humping is, it means religion has completely penetrated your mind. Please do not do any pelvic exams on any women. Do not perform any obstetric procedures or advise any woman about fertility. I really pity Nigerians.
I realize I have to deal with ignorant dolts like you every now and then on Nairaland, so I'll be concise.
This is the definition of 'dry humping' taken from 2 reliable sources, namely WebMD and Medical News Today

Dry humping generally involves rubbing or grinding your genitals against your partner’s body or genitals. In many cases, one or both partners are at least partially clothed. Since dry humping can lead to orgasm, it can be pleasurable without the risk of pregnancy [/b]or sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), or during times you would prefer not to have sex. Dry humping may happen in addition to sex with penetration, or may act as pre-intimacy. Dry humping can also be done alone by rubbing your clothed genitals against a pillow or piece of furniture

Dry humping is sexual contact[b], but without bodily fluid contact, usually through underwear or clothes


Now as you can see, there are barriers to propagation of the semen into the vaginal canal. First is the clothing material, which is both a mechanical and chemical barrier. This alone would kill most of the spermatozoa because the fibers and the bacteria are simply not conducive for it to survive. Next is distance which is brought about by the phallus being far away from the vulva.
Now, I know a woman can be impregnated by semen released on the vulva. But in this case we are talking about a virgin, a virgo intacta, which presents a third barrier, which is the hymen. In most virgin females I have seen, this hymen is very tiny. Granted, semen is a fluid but it is very viscous and much much unlikely to enter the vagina, even if somehow it manages to negotiate the first 2 barriers.
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 1:02am On Jan 17, 2023
kkins25:
Muslims believe that Jesus christ wasn't crucified, does it mean, islam has impacted christianity? Hindus interpret the phenomenon using tools from their own paradigm. It doesn't mean they incorporated the concept of resurrection into their tenets of beliefs. Moreso, you've not really said anything to backup that idiot's[no pun intended] claims.

Please, read little on what hindus really mean when they say Avatar. Or watch "Avatar: the last airbender" for some clue. Avatar kora and Avatar Ang are both Reincarnations of Avatars, but Kora isn't Ang as you would come to learn.
We are talking about copying stories here. The great flood, Virgin birth etc were all copied. What is complex about that
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 1:00am On Jan 17, 2023
Image123:
i don't give such luxury to armchair critics, i am not at the mercy of silly arguments. If you want evidence, come out and get it.
Looks like this is a regular theist. There's this JW guy here, Aemmyjah. Any time I ask him to prove something, he'll tell me to look for the evidence. I'm like whoa. You ask me to prove mine, I get you the evidence. I ask the same, you tell me to look for the evidence. Lol.
Look theists, we aint all cretarded like y'all. Our brain isn't seeped in this brainwashing juice like yours cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 027 Common Myths About Virgin Giving Birth by jaephoenix(m): 5:45pm On Jan 16, 2023
Image123:
Great, means more theists are wiser than engaging armchair critics.
… and you wanna engage a critic without facts?
Don't you see how bizarre it sounds?
Anybody can make any claims. If i tell you I wings, you won't believe me. So I don't understand your reason for not providing evidence

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