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tarantino1:
If you don't masturbate or have sex, your semen would still find a way to come out and that is through wet dreams.

Be a Christian all you want but at least be knowledgeable about the body process.

I realized religion and science are so parallel. Religion goes off at a tangent against logic

LordReed:
Are you doing it because you are still under parents or guardians? If not, there is no real reason to pretend to be Christian. You can live your life without religion, it doesn't mean you need to be an arsehole about it.

I live with my family in my own house but the issue is workplace and friends. I can't just tell my patients that are Christians that their hope for a spiritual delivery is wrong. Example, you advise a woman who is a candidate for an elective CS that she's going for a CS. Now you can't tell her that her belief(of delivering like hebrew women) is rubbish. You'll end up being tagged occultist, and once that tag sticks, there's nothing you can do about it. You end up losing patients. Most people tag atheists as occultists. I don't have friends because of that(not that I care)

orisa37:
NO.
BECAUSE SCIENCE AND MONEY ARE PRODUCTS OF SPIRITOLOGY(PNEUMATOLOGY).

Oh really? Science is spiritology? Lol. These guys are cute

MaxInDHouse:
God ordered his own people to bury excreta but if you make a research on what so called advanced nation (that were respected back then as SCIENTISTS) does with excreta you will respect God's word today!
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjr_LqJg_H7AhUJRKQEHT8SAswQFnoECD4QAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ancientmedicine.org%2Fhome%2F2019%2F4%2F23%2Fcures-from-poop&usg=AOvVaw2XQUHN6uUD8qOmXEICmnzf

Now this is where science failed woefully! You supposed to know that during the time Moses penned down those words anything with a round shape (no matter how it looks) is called "round" because humans haven't advanced to the point of having a name for all shapes so for the recipients of the message to grasp what the author had in mind He (God) used the word they can understand "ROUND"

As a scientist you should know better that it wasn't the sun that stood still rather it was the earth that stopped rotating but from the point of view of those ancient men it was the sun (which they often thought is moving) that stood still!
Your problem is reading but failure to reason because what we know today surpasses that of those people back then. So if you're truly reasonable you supposed to put yourself in their shoes remember that everything you know today were discovered by others who penned those info in books so back then it's the available information they were acting upon!

1. No sire. Your god isn't a scientist or failed woefully in his science class. For he instructed his people to eat feces

Ezekiel 4:12
And you shall eat it as a barley cake, baking it in their sight on human dung.”
2 Kings 6:25
And there was a great famine in Samaria, as they besieged it, until a donkey's head was sold for eighty shekels of silver, and the fourth part of a kab of dove's dung for five shekels of silver


2. Youre blaming science for the ignorance of the bible writers? Really? Shapes of objects have been known since the ancient days, yet your goat herders who didn't know the difference between circle and sphere. By the way, I thought your storybook was divinely inspired, so how come such ignorant post(and many other daft points) were made there? Couldn't your yahweh have made stuff clear being an all-knowing entity?

3. Again youre blaming science for the ignorance of your 'divinely inspired goat herders'. It clearly wrote that the sun stood still. Stop defending rubbish

MaxInDHouse:
"But as for the tree of the knowledge of good and bad, you must not eat from it, for in the day you eat from it you will certainly die.” Genesis 2:17

When i said "it's not the book that you people studied but your pastors interpretation" you guys will say you actually studied the Bible.

Oya tell me how certainty of death means something else, perhaps you should contact a real scientist to tell you the meaning of the word "DEATH"

Well, they ate it and were alive. You can't tell me nothing about 'spiritual death'. If your story book decides to speak in riddles then it should point out where the riddles and parables started and stopped

MaxInDHouse:
They are running to SCIENCE for knowledge yet SCIENCE is following the Bible!

My brother if you know what some professed scientists thought during the time of Moses, Job and Jesus you will marvel at how far God's word surpasses all thoughts!

For instance scientists in Moses time made an ointment with excrement as part of it's ingredients to rub on wounds but God ordered His own people that excrement must be buried {Deuteronomy 23:13} it took science thousands of years to know that JEHOVAH is always right because excrement only serve as manure in the soil!

Again Moses penned it down that God suspends the earth upon nothing {Job 26:7} but what says the scientists of his time?
"It's not logical! nothing can stay on its own"
It took science thousands of years to know that JEHOVAH was right.

Again Isaiah penned it down that the earth is Spherical {Isaiah 40:22} but says the scientists of his time?
"It's not logical! How can this land be round?"
It took science thousands of years to agree with JEHOVAH!

So leave them in their so called knowledge they're still coming to bow before God's word: Bible! Isaiah 55:8-9

1. Can you quote in your storybook where excreta ointment was used as medicine?
2. I want to believe you finished kindergarten(at least) because it was there we were taught the difference between spheres and circles. Isaiah called the earth a circle, not a sphere. Besides the earth isn't spherical
3. Same storybook said the sun stood still? Is that scientific?

cornelboy:
The ultimate punishment for Adam was DEATH
I will take you and your post serious when science finds a way to make us immortals.

Till when money can buy immortality or external life, your post remain a super story

No, the punishment isn't death. Maybe you need to reread your story book

MaxInDHouse:
You need to wise up.
Yahweh hardening Pharaoh's heart in that context has to do with making a demand from the world's most powerful nation without attacking the King himself.
How will you feel as Pharaoh if someone you knew very well like Moses should come with strange powers demanding you release all your slaves to go with him claiming some sky daddy sent him but you never saw anyone apart from Moses performing different signs?

Well if Pharaoh only heard God's voice directly or just an incurable sickness threatening his very existence i'm sure he will succumb but in the absence of such the whole thing is insulting his intelligence and really annoying to any man in his position!

1.Youre just going round and round, and you still landed on the fact yahweh hardened his heart
2. He did send them incurable disease which might have softened Pharaoh's heart but yahweh still hardened his heart

MaxInDHouse:
You tried my friend but then you need to listen to other people's opinions and weigh both to know how to ensue PEACE.

If you're an atheist there is nothing to preach or teach so when religionists converge in any location close to you there's no reason for you to speak! Ecclesiastes 3:7

If i'm in a meeting and they're about to pray i will make them know that i'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses so they shouldn't expect me to flow with them since i'm not used to their prayer stuff. After all if you're from China and they're about to start their religious stuff they wouldn't just expect you to grasp what they're doing, would they?

Then as a Christian we're not supposed to constitute nuisance in the public claiming that is a form of preaching, Jesus never shouted in the streets {Matthew 12:19} it's an organized arrangement where we move in group and distribute ourselves in twos each pair knock on doors, introduce ourselves as neighbours then start a conversation. Matthew 10:11-13

Of course there is no human society where people make rules against welcoming strange faces in the neighbourhood, if the householder turns our visit down it doesn't mean we have offended him rather it's our message he doesn't want due to one reason or another best known to him, if we branched and start sharing cash the whole street will stay in front of their doors to welcome us.

So it's misinformed churchgoers constituting nuisance in the neighbourhood that's making people like you feel Christianity doesn't make sense. If you have never met churchgoers before even as an atheist you will love to welcome us because we come for knowledge which you also feel like sharing with others even though your faculty never organize you people to do so!

Reading your posts is a huge mental work. You don't make sense. Rambling as usual

Dtruthspeaker:
Yes! Christians. NOT CHURCH GOERS AND CHURCH VISITORS. THOSE ONES ARE PRONE TO LIE.

Well, with the way youve been lying here, that makes you a stark atheist

MaxInDHouse:
Naaaaaaaaaaaaa it only harden the hearts of evildoers!

But Yahweh hardened the heart of Pharaoh, are you saying he's evil

Dtruthspeaker:
you did not say medical doctor you said



hehehe

Right. What doctor are you

Dtruthspeaker:
It is normal for you people to Lie na so it makes no difference.

And christians are all truthful

MaxInDHouse:
Why do you follow what people say stupidly instead of reading their actions?

OK if i claim i'm an atheist and agree with all what you say but i still participate actively with my religious group won't you be worried over all what you've told me so far?

Some people do stuff not because they believe it but just to avoid stress and prejudice. Example, you're in a meeting and they want to start with a prayer, or you're asked for your religion in a job interview or you're seated in a bus heading to Sokoto with an all Muslim passenger. Do you start identifying as an atheist when its clearly gonna earn you problems ranging from rejection to assault? Use your brain sometimes. Try and be sensible. If you love your brand of christianity so much, get near a mosque in Katsina and start preaching

yinkeys:
Do you want the efficacy of juju to be tested on you
We can go somewhere

Yes, I want. How do we go about it?

MaxInDHouse:
This means you're either not really an atheist or you are the type that's proud of what you are.
Billions are atheists but claiming believers that's why God's word says:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalms 14:1

Note that it's in his heart that the fool is telling himself that God doesn't exist.

Well God's word calls such a person "FOOL" because unlike you who speaks up such a person will continue worshiping in disguise thinking all others are like him so he won't say anything at least to be sure of what is happening. But you that's raising your voice {Proverbs 2:3} will continue to meet different religionists until you find the real faith! Matthew 7:7-8 Compare to Proverbs 2:5

So keep it up my friend, keep raising your voice for discernment!

Why do you have a way of twisting reality to suit your corny narrative?

tishbite41:
Russia got an arms dealer in exchange for a basketball player!!!
Can you beat that?!

They would see it and keep quiet. Hypocrisy

incogni2o:
How do you normalize something abmornal.

Or does a Doctor tell you having no or two private parts is Normal.

Those abnormalities are common. Many people have it but are hiding because of ignorant posts like this

Evilblakman2:
This what religion does to people, it makes you to be uneducated and lack understanding
What about people born without private parts or two private parts ?
Or hermaphrodite
So dumb

There are even people born with XXY and many intersex States exist. There are many people even on this forum with ambiguous Instruments and choose any sex they want based on what society expects them. They can't speak up because they are afraid people would blame, castigate and assault them for something they didn't cause. That's what living in Africa has caused. Over in the western world, these people can speak up
Religion really messes up with the brain and makes one out as ignorant

Dtruthspeaker:
I have the right to not tell you.

Are you dodging sir? Every medical doctor in Nigeria has a folio number? Whats yours? You can pchat me if you want

Dtruthspeaker:
Yes.

Right. Whats your qualification. And your folio number?

KnownUnknown:
Lmao.



Master of equivocation. It’s not your fault though because the versatility of the word allows it.

Kobojunkie is a certified kush master

LordReed:
LoLz. I am ready to believe it is devil, just bring me the evidence. Bwahahahahaha.

They'll tell you its spiritual, you can't see it. Don't hold your breath on that

LordReed:
I'm so inclined but in this our clime it's not impossible he is one but for a confessed biologist to not understand how classification works is a damning reflection on him and his education.

You may be right. I have met doctors who believe some diseases are spiritual, I mean specialists, even though there are tangible evidence pointing otherwise
The spiritual nature of the country makes practicing medicine an uphill task
A patient once told me that a doctor told her to come to his church, when she complained about infertility. In saner climes, that doctor's licence would be snagged

Dtruthspeaker:
My sculptist can create those same bones and I can pay some people to bring a weird looking machine to say that it tests genetics of Noah bone's.

All is "dem say" you where not there to see if they were lying!
Lol
Do you realize



We have more than one, but take this. Isreal just came back to its God given land in 1947 after their scattering. As God Said.

And as you see no one can remove them again, as God Said.

But this is a change of post! You are the ones in the examination box to prove your case.

Whoa. Can you tell that amazing 'sculptist' to create a fossil and post it here on Nairaland. That would be amazing. Youd make a lotta cash from it.
And by the way, the history of Israel as a nation doesn't recognize your Bible fables. And do you know Christians are less than 2% in Israel?
Such a minority, yet you claim theyre gods own people?

Workch:
A biologist who thinks we were made from dust?

Are you an abject illiterate?

Have you ever seen proteins turn to dust?

At this point, i dont think he's a biologist. I think he wanted to be one but couldn't make the grade (for obvious reasons)

Maynman:
Everyone knows Dtruthspeaker is the dumbest theist on nairaland, a over 40 year old man lol

Nah. Its a straight tussle between him and MadMax, jesusjnr2020 and elated77. These are legendary apes

Dtruthspeaker:
I save people's lives everyday ensuring that just-is is done using arguments and I am paid for it.

And I have always done it here, I go against any thing which is not True.



As I said, No one has issues with likeness and resemblances even cars have resemblance to us. Eg we call the head lights "eyes", the boot is called yansh, the tyres are called legs. We call fine girls chassis and tear rubber, big breasted girl is "front loader" and all.

Thus, how can any reasonably person stretch it to mean that humans and cars come from Toyota, or Audi or Volvo?

Things have their natural places and their position and there is no confusion or argument there.

And this is the best place and position of good living, so why disturb the peace?

You save lives? Are you a doctor?

Dtruthspeaker:
No one has issues with likeness and resemblances. That one is reasonably and satisfactorily settled Obasanjo resembles a gorrila but which monkey looks like Brad Pitt?

Evolution is just a wild attempt at overstretching the Truth of resemblances and likeness, which we naturally see into realms no one can see (Conjecture) so that you people can say, "you see, there is nothing like God The Creator"

And as we all see, your plans are not working up to the point that schools are almost ready to ban it's teachings.

Brad Pitt's bones look exactly like a 'monkey's'

LordReed:
1 of these pictures is of human hand the other is of a gorilla, can you tell which is which?

Lol. Having a scientific argument with Lord MadMax? Good luck bro

MaxInDHouse:
Whatever you saw as long as the animals were not seen alive then it's a deception from DEMONS. This highly intelligent spirit beings once came down from heaven, materialized bodies for themselves and mated with female humans. So they're capable of making anything with clay since God created all earthly creatures with clay, whatever you can't see living is their handiworks.
Noah preserved all the animals God created according to the Bible because God has a reason for creating those creatures he will never ever allow any to go into extinct due to man's punishment for blunders.
I don't care whether you believe this or not but know that fossils aren't living creatures so you can't convince me against the Bible with it.

Alright, Military Intelligence Officer Maximus

MaxInDHouse:
Have you ever seen one before?

Saw their fossils. Its everywhere. Are the fossils now demons?