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Romance / Re: Women Are Ungrateful by JaffyJoe(m): 10:13am On Sep 20, 2017
Chillax guy. Some girls are bad, some guys are worse. You just have to let go of some girls no matter how intense your feeling is for them to keep your mental state healthy.
Crime / Re: Woman Stealing A Bag At RCCG Church In Lagos Caught (Photos, Video) by JaffyJoe(m): 9:50am On Sep 20, 2017
It is a church b where forgiveness is preached all the time. Disgracing her was unnecessary by snapping photos, making clips. They should have handed her over to the cops if forgiveness was too much of a luxury for them.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Youths Kick Against Restructuring. by JaffyJoe(m): 9:30am On Sep 20, 2017
YYC? A bunch of nobodys. We knoweth them not.The two most revered entity in Yorubaland (Ooni of Ife &.Alaafin of Oyo) have voiced their support for restructuring. Any other person saying otherwise is inconsequential.

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Celebrities / Re: Dremo: "I am Not Sure I Want To Get Married Because Of Girls These Days" by JaffyJoe(m): 5:20pm On Sep 19, 2017
motun2017:
Who wan marry dz tout? mtchew

"I just dey start dey and i just start to dey get enemies Ojere"
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Giant Cobra We Killed In My Area by JaffyJoe(m): 5:15pm On Sep 19, 2017
Officialkplus:
looks like a black mamba to me


You don't know what a black mamba looks like lol. They are brownish and derived their name from the colour of their mouth which is the only thing black about them. So says the snake guy on NatGeoWild last night. Episodes run like 10pm every night.

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Education / Re: List Of ASUU Demands As Strike Is Suspended Conditionally by JaffyJoe(m): 5:02pm On Sep 19, 2017
That exemption for TSA blah blah blah is a no-no

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Politics / Re: Buhari Signs Proclamation Proscribing IPOB by JaffyJoe(m): 11:05am On Sep 19, 2017
What a shame.
Celebrities / Re: Amina Yuguda Wins BBC World News Komla Dumor Award by JaffyJoe(m): 9:13am On Sep 19, 2017
Queenlovely:
I used to envy the fluent english these journalist spoke in front of cameras. So faultless and without error until they shattered my illusion in billion pieces. I discovered they were just reciting a script from a teleprompter. No wonder they dont make mistakes. I was even shocked when I learnt obama used the same thing. Ever since I just dislike them all. I stopped listening to his speeches.
Forget all these their journalism schools. Anybody can win an award reading from a teleprompter.


Madam, correspondents/reporters don't read from teleprompters.

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Romance / Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by JaffyJoe(m): 7:12am On Sep 19, 2017
LisaAnne:

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.


by the way you look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.


I love this. smiley

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Family / Re: My Brother's Wife Has Never Said Sorry To Him Since They Got Married by JaffyJoe(m): 6:53am On Sep 19, 2017
lovebless:
this pathetic, because am facing same challenge, she don't know how to say sorry. back to dating period, I took all blame just to carry on because I love her and fear of losing her, I patched it through.
we are married now 5 years has gone by, it getting worse day by day.
she so Good at pointing out my mistakes and expect me to say sorry, which at times I reluctantly do. the worst of it all is, tell her she wronged you, she won't give a dammed instead she would be mocking you, even when I showed her in my attitude that am not happy with her, then she will tell you like I care. this hurts me bitterly even considering divorce because she can never change. I blamed my self for my wick ness during the courtship now she is the jagaban of the house even lord over her body.
this matter is serious, she sees me as toothless dog, if she even do it romantically I will understand is love all end on bed but her case is authoritative with so much gut and audacity, it so disgusting.


I feel for you man. You need to reclaim your territory and self worth by showing her a bold side of you she has never seen before.
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Relationships And Act Strangely by JaffyJoe(m): 7:48pm On Sep 18, 2017
Sabrina18:
If you get bored, I leave you and move on with my life, so many fish in the ocean.


If you switch every now and then because there are many fish in the sea, it is the cookie that suffers.

@Op you made so much sense. Wish my ex could see this. So relatable.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Can U Marry A Man That Is Just A Year Older Than You? by JaffyJoe(m): 7:07pm On Sep 18, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
I can only married someone that is 8/9 years older than me seriously.


Interesting.
Romance / Re: I Have Heard Black Men Possess Very Large Peniss, Is It True ? by JaffyJoe(m): 4:53pm On Sep 18, 2017
oluwanbelee:

black dicks

I wouldn't know about that. Peace.
Romance / Re: I Have Heard Black Men Possess Very Large Peniss, Is It True ? by JaffyJoe(m): 4:48pm On Sep 18, 2017
oluwanbelee:
how much to play ? is it safe ?

Play what?
Romance / Re: I Have Heard Black Men Possess Very Large Peniss, Is It True ? by JaffyJoe(m): 4:41pm On Sep 18, 2017
We are good down there but don't expect a horse-like d**k. There is no such thing, but we are definitely at the top of the chain.

This thread belongs in sexuality section though.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by JaffyJoe(m): 4:19pm On Sep 18, 2017
NkayTiana:
single, heart broken and resting


Resting is essentially needed.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by JaffyJoe(m): 4:17pm On Sep 18, 2017
JennieCutie4U:
Single but married to Jesus...


Hallelujah.
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim And Iceberg Slim Step Out In ''Love'' T-Shirts by JaffyJoe(m): 1:00pm On Sep 18, 2017
Too many salty losers here. Negative bunch. They want celebs to make partner choices that fit into their preconceived standards. Who the hell are you to help shape how or who celebs fall in love with?

Sit there and waiting for somebody with responsible hairstyle. Would you rather go for someone who look responsible but with beastly nature or another with a wierd hairdo but the purest heart?

That Danish aid worker saving abandoned kids left to die all over the place is tatted up head to toe. She is better than most of y'all sitting at the front roll in churches and mosques.

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Religion / Re: Bat Sent From The Village To Our Home Hangs Dead On Our Electric Pole by JaffyJoe(m): 9:41am On Sep 18, 2017
A beauty with seemingly low Iq.

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Health / Re: Please Help My Mum Is Dying by JaffyJoe(m): 2:53pm On Sep 17, 2017
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Would you post this thrash if it's your mom in question here? Be sensitive guy.

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Religion / Re: CAN President, Rev. Samson Ayokunle Asks Buhari To Dialogue With Nnamdi Kanu by JaffyJoe(m): 2:14pm On Sep 17, 2017
Ipob! Yoruba was never/is the enemy.

I advocate Buhari dialogue with whatever is left of the leadership of Ipob just as Obj said. That way, Bubu will be showing a listening and compassionate side to him which is good for his image and ratings at this turbulent time.

The governors in the East should as well canvas for a diplomatic solution on a roundtable. Court cases withdrawn, amnesty given where necessary and let everyone go about their businesses.

Lastly, the agitation for Biafra is a mindset thing which many of us feel is justified. It can be actualized, but there are better ways of going about things, not making hateful and despicable remarks about other tribes. Kanu's approach died aborning.

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by JaffyJoe(m): 1:49pm On Sep 17, 2017
Yuneehk:

I won't be going today but you can put me in prayers. Enjoy the rest of today and the new week.


Of course, you were a prayer point on your own cheesy
Too bad I didn't know your name, would have been better conveyed to the Man upstairs.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by JaffyJoe(m): 8:23am On Sep 17, 2017
Yuneehk:
I believe all will be well with time. Thank you.

You're welcome. Have a good day in His presence.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by JaffyJoe(m): 7:47am On Sep 17, 2017
Yuneehk:

I have tried to simplify things and it's not working. What would you have me do? As for the dp, let's just say it's an advice so others don't experience what I've been through.


Let's just keep a positive attitude even in the face of disappointing outcomes. Probably wasn't meant to be if it failed in the first place. Everything will eventually work out though. Minor setbacks, before major comebacks.

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Romance / Re: What Attracted You To Your Girlfriend/boyfriend? by JaffyJoe(m): 6:50am On Sep 17, 2017
When i finally meets her, i'm hoping she has that Mike Bamigboye's wife type of modest natural beauty, intellectual, religious but an undercover freak for hubby.

Ps. a well rounded booty will be pleasing to the eye as well. grin
Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by JaffyJoe(m): 12:02am On Sep 17, 2017
Yuneehk:
It's complicated sad


Ironic that your dp is advisory on how not to complicate things as key to better living, but yet you're a victim of complications.

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Family / Re: My Mother Is Seeing Other Men by JaffyJoe(m): 10:43pm On Sep 16, 2017
sisisioge:
Hmmm...pls mind your business. But try to spend as much time as you can manage with her. Its ain't over until it is finally over...so glad she got her groove back cool


There's no pride in getting her groove back if it means sending nudes to 3 different men.

It is established that the pop is a douche, granny doesn't need to be same.

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi And Banky W Tease Each Other On Instagram (Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 1:19pm On Sep 16, 2017
taoheedoriloye:
adesua juju is 100% original if you asked me , there is nothing beautiful or tantalizing about her and wonder why banky is so inlove with this average beauty girl called etomi.
banky lacks adviser, the girl isn't even a virgin. mtchwwww!!!!


You stink.
Romance / Re: 10 Times Nigerian Men Married Foreign Women. by JaffyJoe(m): 7:35pm On Sep 15, 2017
That of the Muslim Malaysian bride gladdens my heart. Victory for true love.

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Romance / Re: ''nigerian Singer Tunde Ednut Toasted Me But I Refused To Date Him'' - Bobrisky by JaffyJoe(m): 7:02pm On Sep 15, 2017
I believe him or her
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Considers Butt Surgery, Tired Of Being Called Flat Butt by JaffyJoe(m): 6:26pm On Sep 15, 2017
Praisles:
i think what u need most now is brain surgery, tanidi oshi,awon omo irole aye ! iranu abacha



Aunty Chindima, Eyi poju.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Petitions UN, EU, US, UK, Russia, Israel, Over Military Operation by JaffyJoe(m): 5:47pm On Sep 15, 2017
The birth of Biafra will bring positive changes to virtually all regions in Nigeria, Regionalism is the only alternative but our looting elites are no nationalists. The idiiots cannot even take off the shackles of mental slavery they're stuck with since the 18th century and change the name ''Nigeria'', an offspring of colonialism to something more African-like.

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