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Romance / Re: Why Are You Single And What Ended Your Previous Relationship by JaffyJoe(m): 10:56am On Sep 30, 2017
ajokebelle:
Hmmm


Spill it lol.
Education / Re: Bostwana Student Wears Towel To Campus (Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 7:35am On Sep 30, 2017
NLmember:

Then blame her for their pervertedness instead of exercising some fucking_ self control.


Exactly.
Celebrities / Re: Skales: "Timaya Housed Me When Banky W Kicked Me Out Of EME" by JaffyJoe(m): 7:57pm On Sep 29, 2017
Skales wack? Nah, he was better off and more original as a rapper though. Heading for a Grammy era. Too bad he went the bubble-gum route.
Education / Re: Bostwana Student Wears Towel To Campus (Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 7:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
motun2017:
who else noticed the serene environment? mhen


Yeah, serene.
Education / Re: Bostwana Student Wears Towel To Campus (Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 3:49pm On Sep 29, 2017
Perverts would have torn her to shreds in Nijeriya.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Commits Suicide In UK By Jumping From A Bridge (Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 3:38pm On Sep 29, 2017
Even if she caught HIV, suicide isn't the answer. What a waste of a fine chic.

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Sports / Re: "I Am A Sinner For Pussy" - Chichi Igbo Comes Out As Lesbian? (Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 3:32pm On Sep 29, 2017
And this is somebody's sonughter. *Spits*

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Responds To Paul Okoye's Shade: "My Brother, I Have Moved On" by JaffyJoe(m): 2:47pm On Sep 29, 2017
This beef demystified so many notions I held of the whole twin thing. Sharing the same womb has no effect on individual emotions.

How can money be the reason now when they have even seen much more cheddar in the past?

Now their relationship is strained forever.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Trying To Swallow A Dog Killed (Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 2:32pm On Sep 29, 2017
All dogs go to heaven. cry
Romance / Re: No Money No Love, True Or False by JaffyJoe(m): 1:17pm On Sep 29, 2017
Whenever i am broke, i respect myself well enough not to dabble into matters of the heart. My ego and bank account have a close relationship.
Romance / Re: White Lady Sends iPhone & Apple MacBook To A Nigerian Guy She Met On Facebook by JaffyJoe(m): 12:18pm On Sep 29, 2017
bmxshop:
Format.


Lol you sabi wella. An outdate scam sef. British Airways indeed grin
Travel / Re: Female UNIZIK Post-UTME Candidate Dies In Accident (Graphic Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 12:01pm On Sep 29, 2017
Emu4life:
wat tha hell!!! Only God knows how many have lost their lives cuz of diz POST-UTME struggles.... Govt should scrap this post (extortion) exercise ASAP.
RIP to the dead.


That is necessarily not the solution. Death can come at anytime, in any form. Imagine escaping this sad end even if post utme never held, only to lose her life on her way to resume her study upon gaining admission.

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Crime / Re: Woman Sets Little Boy On Fire For Losing Cloth She Bought For Him. Photos by JaffyJoe(m): 10:19am On Sep 29, 2017
Some women are mentally unstable. It just takes the right circumstance to bring out the beast in them. A woman can so much be in love with you to a degree of obsession and slice your throat nonetheless over a minor issue.
Business / Re: Jumia Moves Farther From Profit, Posts USD 61 Million Loss In Six Months by JaffyJoe(m): 9:37am On Sep 29, 2017
jaybillionaire:


Bro I tell u. At some points I began to think some sites offer free adverts to them. Virtually every site I visit on the internet I will see Jumia . Na so dem get money reach nii angry


Lol, I wonder o. I didn't even derive satisfaction from the last two items I bought through them. They don't vent their third-party sellers thoroughly before accepting to process their wares.
Foreign Affairs / Re: WTF Is Wrong With Trump by JaffyJoe(m): 8:05am On Sep 29, 2017
afoshat:


Hmmm sounds good someone has been studying the 48 laws of power by Robert Greene, for the fact that ur just studying that means ur still learning ..
Go on boy, least you forget law 1


You make me laugh honestly. Be sane, stay cool.
Business / Re: Jumia Moves Farther From Profit, Posts USD 61 Million Loss In Six Months by JaffyJoe(m): 7:41am On Sep 29, 2017
CosmeticChemist:
They spend so much money on advertisement. Instead of Google's Pay per click, why not look for local website with heavy traffic that does flat rate advert for a month ?


Exactly, for every 3 websites I log on, there's a Jumia ad lurking around somewhere.

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Celebrities / Re: Joe Budden: "Americans Are Stealing Wizkid’s Caribbean Style" by JaffyJoe(m): 6:02pm On Sep 28, 2017
Niceee *loso's voice*
Politics / Re: Ayo Fayose Declares Presidential Ambition Today In Abuja by JaffyJoe(m): 3:17pm On Sep 28, 2017
I love this. Even Fayose knows he's just playing to the gallery but attempting regardless of the PDP zoning arrangement is good for intra party democracy.
Crime / Re: Young Man Kills His Mother In Benin City, Smashes Her Head Open. Graphic Pics by JaffyJoe(m): 2:16pm On Sep 28, 2017
I am making this comment without even bothering to scroll down to read the story not to talk of viewing the graphic pictures (can't stomach such, will be sick for days), but I just want to pray that the bastard of a son rot in Hell.
Business / Re: Coca-cola Nigeria Okays $600m For Expansion by JaffyJoe(m): 7:36am On Sep 28, 2017
No wonder that secret recruitment happened in their Ilorin and Ibadan zones recently. All about expansion which is pretty nice, means more jobs.
Education / Re: NIH, USA Grants Covenant University N1.5 Billion For Bio-research by JaffyJoe(m): 6:58am On Sep 28, 2017
This is very nice. CU is undisputedly the best private uni out there at the moment.

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Car Talk / Re: Pictures Of People On Dinner Dates With Their Cars Go Viral On Twitter. by JaffyJoe(m): 3:33pm On Sep 27, 2017
Arewa fifu dey enjoy this one nigeriya walahi. grin
Phones / Re: Bill Gates Switches To Android Phone, Dumps Windows Phone by JaffyJoe(m): 3:13pm On Sep 27, 2017
Well, nothing new. A butcher can't live on beef alone. Variety is the spice of life. Don't be surprised that despite a ban on Hollywood movies in North Korea, Kim Jon Un might be a closet fan of the Batman.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: WTF Is Wrong With Trump by JaffyJoe(m): 12:10pm On Sep 27, 2017
afoshat:


Abraham Lincoln said a government is not recognized for what it has done but for what it's yet to do, if there have been major crack down on drug operations, then kudos to Chucks Rosenberg for his work in the DEA, yea its under Trump's adminstration but we are not talking about the agencies within the united states we are talking about the policies of the united states president and the world at large


Get others to do the work for you, but always take the credit. (Law 7).

I don't know Chuck but I know his boss, get it?
Politics / Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by JaffyJoe(m): 11:57am On Sep 27, 2017
You guys seem to have lost focus of the point that the writer is making and you are busy talking about songs and dresses smh. The below paragraphs sums up his points.


[B]"As the Nigerian information minister (during the civil war), Anthony Enahoro, denounced Igbo hegemony; he accused the Igbo of having boasted of dominating Nigeria and the entire Africa. To me, his statement was inconceivable; I could not imagine that the Igbo were ever that boastful. However, on further research, I found his statement factual. In 1945, Daddy Onyeama, at an Igbo Union meeting, said that the Igbo will not only dominate Nigeria but the whole of Africa. In 1949, Nnamdi Azikiwe said that the gods of the Igbo that have given them the domination of Nigeria will also give them the domination of Africa. That was verbal flamboyance that must have hurt the feelings and wounded the pride of other ethnic groups of Nigeria"


"The Igbo desperately need to appreciate that they are not blameless and harmless, and that the other peoples of Nigeria are not a band of the vengeful and murderous united in a common plot to annihilate the Igbo. This will enable us to value the good in other Nigerians, and thus, resolve to live in peace, and forge a common future, with them in a united Nigeria."[/b]
Foreign Affairs / Re: WTF Is Wrong With Trump by JaffyJoe(m): 11:21am On Sep 27, 2017
No doubt Trump has an awkward personality. The type that isn't politically correct which the establishment detests but, the man is very is much in order with most of his proposed policies. Was watching a documentary on Aljazeera the other day where a Mexican woman preferred the crackdown on illegal immigrants on the US-Mexican border which is quite close to her house. She confessed feeling alot safer for hers and her kid's lives in that axis unlike under previous administrations.

Trump has a loose mouth and itchy fingers no doubt but he walks the talks and this is one feature lacking in most leaders, especially in our continent today. Additionally, he understands that conflicts in the world today are a reflection of spiritual battles between the forces of Light and agents of Lucifer alternating flawed good news.
Car Talk / Re: Jaguar Land Rover Patents A Car That Predicts Weather And Adapts Accordingly by JaffyJoe(m): 7:13am On Sep 27, 2017
StreetSoldier:

Your point being?


A very lame attempt at satire by him.

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Health / Re: Why Have Nurses In Most Hospitals Lost Their Conscience And Without Sympathy? by JaffyJoe(m): 2:13pm On Sep 26, 2017
Intellad:
thats how this male doctor neglect my health issue and concentrate only on my big ass.... Nigeria is finished... thank god I'm out of that country
Health / Re: Why Have Nurses In Most Hospitals Lost Their Conscience And Without Sympathy? by JaffyJoe(m): 2:12pm On Sep 26, 2017
Intellad:
thats how this male doctor neglect my health issue and concentrate only on my big ass.... Nigeria is finished... thank god I'm out of that country


Big ass? Why would he/she care about a man's butt?
Romance / Re: Say Something About This Pretty Girls Smoking Weed In The Slum by JaffyJoe(m): 11:16am On Sep 26, 2017
dfrost:


Please don't ever compare Pac to these girls. Please. Pac went to an art school.

Rolled with Jada Pinkett and Jennifer Lopez.

Can this girls roll with Banky W?

Don't compare Pac again with this girls. Haba?

Lol, no disrespect meant jor. Pac had a posthumous alb by that name, hence the allusion. Being ghetto minded didn't stop him from breaking boundaries while these ghetto hoodrats are outchea rotting away.
Politics / Re: FG To Reintroduce Tolls On Federal Highways by JaffyJoe(m): 9:31am On Sep 26, 2017
This govt is pretty disappointing. Wonder how their sycophants sleep at night.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Erdogan Threatens Military Action Over Iraqi Kurdish Referendum by JaffyJoe(m): 8:27am On Sep 26, 2017
The Kurds are resilient fighters, they resisted ISIS ragheads while Iraqi soldiers had their tails between their legs, they just want to be left alone but Sultan Erdogan must think we are in the Ottoman age all over. Subjugating neighbors is a Turkish thing, Armenians, Hungarians won't forget so soon.

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