Messed up stories like this makes my body cringe. This institution called marriage sef.

Damn, I thought only Small Doctor could play penalty wo throwing. Banky you fall our hands.

Nbote:


U do know d difference between monarchy and democracy ryt? Hope u also realise d Queen is jus a ceremonial head and not d Prime Minister or Party leader

Leave the arindin guy. He can as well ask Ooni of Ife, Alaafin of Oyo, Sultan of Sokoto or Oba of Benin to all vacant their stool first.

This one is a Nairaland's chic boyfriend o.

thorpido:
All these people didn't have TVs in their houses before?

Where do you think all those tokunbo TVs our markets are saturated with come from? Oyinboman no get chill to dey use one TV for 5years.

Niyinficient:
Epic response

*It wasnt me that saved him, Jesus did, i shared my love for him, and he made his own decision*

Exactly!!! Don't get why people are mad though. Muslims evangelize and Christians do, onus is on the people being preached to to make their decisions. The cabman did but aunty Khadija is mad about it on twitter.

If that's what he's truly entitled to, it isn't greed. FG should skip the bs and pay him every penny.

Fake smiles. Either won't hesitate to stab the other in the back.

DaddyKross:



It is a title that decribes any gate man that's working for gays

Oh...rubbish lol

Tf is a Jacurb?

Congrats in advance to them. Met my chic here in Foreign affairs section. She had only 4 posts & 3 dp likes lol. A post was enough to get my attention, very intellectual and also a sweet person. I pray it flourishes into this pretty soon

That's a big one yo

Beey:
Her name is Betty Kyalo

That's sweet. Guess you're Kenyan yourself.

DIKEnaWAR:
Dem too like Mercedes like our own politicians?


RIP man. You lived, you rode a nice car and you died.


Nigerian TV stations don't know that pretty ladies can make us watch TV? They keep pushing ugly ducklings like Maope Ogun in our faces. Check out the Kenyan newscaster.

Thought i was the only one who noticed that the lady is hot. NTA own worse pass, old mamas and ninjas in our faces all day.

This stinks. Yet they are the first to tag a whole tribe dirty forgetting that it's a personal thing.

Omo see paint for face .Girls stay thinking we find excessive plastering of their faces attractive.

Rozaytee:
i dont even wanna remember dat aluu shit...i still feel sad anytime i remember it...it was crazy mehn

Really depressing stuffs.

zionmade:
Thats why i almost gave someone a resounding slap for wishing me happy independence. I wonder wat is happy inside this dungeon called a country ruled by mad and wicked men.

Best thing is to gather money and bounce from this effed up country to a saner place like Switzerland or Australia. Visit once in a while, care for and remit €€$$ to family. Our kids won't forgive us if we choose to raise them here in this calaboose up to adulthood.

Shameful development.

Rozaytee:
i cant even stand to watch dat

One of the things I can never bear myself to watch. Man on man barbarism. Never watched Aluu4 till date.

Being broke at 30 gives a nigga a chill.

PissedOffWeed:
The day I saw someone who was dead and buried....crying in his uncompleted building!


Mehn, I wonder how I have been sleeping all these years!

Are you kidding? Cos this is creepy mehn.

stacyadams:
fell out of a moving car as a kid,,armed robbers came to our house with guns in milliatry uniform ,raped an aunt looking after us then,,watched ; sis suffer and die after going from hospital to hospital..

What's amusing to you about this experience?

Boobs are fire, face is quasimodo-ish.

Campusity:
He (Abba Kyari) needs to teach others his tricks or his methods should be made to a practice manual for operations. Of what use is having just one man being so efficient. If he retires or kaputs, then the police is helpless?

In Nigeria, people don't give out knowledge like that to avoid a protégé outdoing and becoming a competition. Myopic reasoning but it is what it is.

K

50% Kwara 50% Osun.

boostdom:
The primordial impulse of domesticated feral animals. Takes thousands of years to breed that out.

Tan ni oyinbo ofo. Ogbeni you didn't communicate

iVentHub:
(I'm a blogger I know my facts) Pele o Mr Facts
Yet you were not patient enough to consult your FACT bank for the difference between BARELY and BARLEY. OP is this what you want to be doing till you clock 57?
Please come up with a CV that can get you a job to feed yourself and quit blogging.
Happy 57th Independence Anniversary Nigeria.

Madam calm down, that was harsh and too personal. Relax your tits.

Sfateema:







Bonita? Who bears that?

You look that name though, and it's Spanish.

Sfateema:







Mstchww

Bonita, why you dey hiss nao?