₦airaland Forum

Kukutente23:
You're very smart
But pls don't use this brain to fry plantain

Chai! So you mean dat small brain no smart reach to fry ordinary plantain? No be mumu we go call such brain so? Na ask I dey ask o!

Arrowhead71:
Do you see or hear any Christian carrying suicide bomb to mosque or anywhere and detonate it and shouting up jesus or Alleluyah
Islam is equal to Terrorism...plain simple

Haha up Jeesus! I dey hail am here o. You know say today na Jesus birthday, so I go say am again UP JEEESUS!

Na only to kee pipu, take cow scatter dem farm, kidnap, and teef farmer dem land, na him I nogo fit do, upon how I dey shout say UP JEESUS!

DeepSight:
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Or Mandela effect.

Haha no be small ting. By presuming Gowon to be dead, Papa God granted Yakubu Gowon another ten years of healthy life. Man pass man.

Some local Alaye boys were cooking a goat on open fire while smoking powerful Ondo weed inside that building where they camp by night. The fire spread to some piles of trash in the same room, and before long, a state of pandemonium and utter WAHALA ensued while the flames spread. The entire structure is now a write-off.


Cocoa House in Ibadan is reportedly home to many Alayes as well. Anyone who ventures into a hijacked sky scraper building in Nigeria might not make it back out.

DeepSight:
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Yakubu Gowon still dey oh.

Wow I thought he was announced dead this past year. I will blame a news overload in my brain.

Would it be correct to presume that this is one of late Yakubu Gowon's sons or nephews?

Wow, so all this industrial scale treasury looting went down under the watch of MR. INTEGRITY, President Buhari.

Wonderment. Let me don my conical thinking cap to ponder the deeper meaning of "INTEGRITY".

Solman450:
when Israel attack Qatar,it is normal for your dirty face.christian are most set of hypocrites in the world.made your research ,Christian are the most genocide case in the world with the like of adoph hiltler and US cases

Sheikh Red-Eye Solman Bin-Katsina abeg no vess. The topic here is all about Nigerian current events, and not Israel or Ukraine. Try to stay focused, and do calm down because this bug-eyed hysterical ranting cannot possibly be good for your health. In this season of goodwill, my prayer is that all the corrosive repressed rage expressed in your words doesn't predispose you to hypertension. Since life is good, I am in no hurry to meet my maker, and I would like to presume you share this sentiment, assuming my optimistic assessment about the soundness of your rational constitution is equally valid..

Anyway, back on topic, this mosque attack is clearly a cynical diversionary ploy by desperate and frightened Islamist terrorist invaders to try and avert the impending program of precision drone bombardment that the US military has been considerate enough to schedule for northern Nigeria.

The willingness of the slave-raiding Islamist terror gangs to shed the blood of their fellow Muslims worshipping in their holiest of buildings, illustrates the urgency of the cleanup exercise that is about to be unleashed by US drones concentrating on Islamist invaders whose encampments, training facilities, armories, convoys, social gatherings, and storage facilities' geographical locations are being monitored in real time by Uncle Sam's eyes in the sky.

Alan's Snack Bar is not far from here, so we should meet up for lunch there someday. Have a good one, sir.

cl0r0x:
I suspect a deliberate act so that it will appear as if both religions suffer the same fate. Christian genocide the will then be overlooked.

Your summary is the truth. These kinds of antics would be anticipated by the US drone operators now mapping out their target list in Nigeria.

This attack within days of Xmas is also designed to let Christians know they are still considered targets by the Islamist zealot slave-raiders.

Jaga9ja:
Smoke screen to make it look like they are also at the receiving end of the same terrorism they created and funding.

There is no extent they won't go to prove their barbaric point.

Very sick people

The drones will soon start blowing them up regardless of all these entertaining diversions they dream up to try and portray their fellow Muslims as victims.

Amotolongbo:
Imagine shouting Allah Akbar to blow up people in the building shouting Allah akbar

Are you suggesting that this might be a family matter after all, since they were all shouting the same slogan?

badaru911:
..Good, free transport to the airport, free plane to the USA , free accommodation with free food ( no stony beans and white soup) in a highly secured home (prison) .. all his expenses will be paid freely by US government.. Woaw, what many men are wishing for...

He can only pray that don't send him to the Gulag in El Salvador from where nobody comes out alive

discusant:
Nigeria, the country driven by Islamists.

The Islamists fear of possible rain of Trumpbombs is behind the pardon for this Jackson.

Mazi Nnamdi Kalu refused the Nigeria Islamization agenda of the Sokoto Caliphate which introduced unconstitutional Islamic sharia criminal justice system in the far north Nigeria.

The Islamists sentenced Kalu to Sokoto Prison for life

Kanu is where he belongs behind bars. He armed gunmen and turned Igbo sons against each other. Many innocent people died because of his hateful words. He more than qualifies for the hangman, but Nigeria's justice system chose compassion and made him a VIP guest of Sokoto prison for life, where he will soon be turbaned as the Seriki-Ndi-Igbo of Sokoto Land.

Because of all the blood on Kanu's hands, he was NEVER more than a cold-blooded killer shouting slogans.

With a layman like me now having access to FlightRadar24's feature that tracks all aircraft aloft regardless of whether transponders are switched on or off, I then began to ponder the question of what countermeasures would be deployed to conceal US military aircraft when stealth is required, perhaps to sneak upon targets scheduled for incendiary vaporization. This is the stuff of Tom Clancy novels, with unexpected plot twists and red herrings at every turn.

One would imagine that Flight Radar24's capabilities and limitations have long been definitively quantified by the planners of US air-strikes assigned to drones or manned aircraft. What an amazing time to be alive. The Ukraine War shows on a daily basis how much carnage can be wreaked by hobby-grade drones bearing deadly payloads, and one can only hope that Uncle Sam will address Nigeria's Islamist terror invasion with the urgency and lethality that is essential at this 11th hour for West Africa.

Christistruth00:
Use the Satellite photos mode to see even the Planes that turned off their Transponders

Wow, this is the first time I am hearing what that "satellite mode" in Flight Radar 24 makes possible. Giving this a try now.

DeepSight:
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At least you left out the forever disgraced and implicated France this time.

I share your distrust of France's African agenda, yet if things in Nigeria got worse with terror and slave-raiding attacks spreading further than they already have, I'd still consider France the lesser of two evils IF they at some point turned out to be the only industrialized nation offering Nigeria military assistance, which they are not so far, thankfully.

victoryenergy:
it is only people who are sympathetic or share the same ideology with terrorist that hates TRUMP, besides any country that is passing through this type of security challenges Nigeria is passing through needs help from anywhere, Russia and other countries seek for help when their peace is being threatened, so who is Nigeria that can not seek for foreign help. Trump should come immediately and deal with all islamic terrorist and their sympathisers like you.

Ironically Russia is currently hiring black Africans to join the military and be fed into the meat grinder Ukraine war. Quite a few Ghanaian citizens were recently captured and interviewed on camera by Ukrainian forces. They were of course the lucky ones who were not spotted by kamikaze drones at the war front.

As you rightly observe, if the mighty Russian Bear is not too proud to beg for outside military help, then the recent military pact between Nigeria, the UK and the USA to jointly fight Islamist terror in Nigeria before it gets out of hand, is praiseworthy and welcomed by all who love peace.

DeepSight:
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I have always meant to ask about the inspiration for your moniker though. Pray tell.

Jakumo, the African Civet cat, is regarded in Yoruba mythology as an elusive and shadowy phantom of the night with ambiguous morality that never strolls about during daylight hours.

Jakumo kii riin l'osan (Jakumo never goes walking by daylight)
Eni a bii re, kiin rin l'oru. (People of good rearing never venture out in the dead of night )

As one who has hunted deep in the swampy African rain forest gliding silent canoes amid the swirling black currents of rivers at night where the eyes of crocodiles reflect bright red along the shoreline, I never once encountered the fabled Jakumo Civet Cat, so that mystery and elusiveness inspired be to adopt the nom-de-plume of Jakumo twenty years ago when Oga Seun first created the Nairaland online discussion forum.

Disenfranchised:
All this killer herdsmen nah mumu. To finish them no hard nah. They are only being protected by tinubu's government and army.

It will take the US of A only 2 hours to annihilate these cockroaches. And make tinubu looseguard and one American soilder dies. His own don finish patapata.

I wonder sometimes whether a few of the more recent Nigerian Air Force aerial strikes to wipe out slave-raiding terrorist kidnappers and Fulani land-grabbers were in fact targeted using GPS data furnished by USA surveillance drone operators collaborating with the Nigerian military, OR whether US drone strikes are already in progress under a veil of strategic secrecy, whereby each successful liquidation of terrorists is publicly credited to the Nigerian military by mutual agreement.

SeeWahala:
I no sell 🖐️🙂‍↔️🤚

I no sure say your mind go fit carry the name

My final offer is 100 million Zimbabwe dollars. The Oracle assures me that I am the caliber of man pikin who can write opinions using this name.

SeeWahala:
You shouldn't use Libya as a comparison the USA were after their president due to their fear of him having nukes

Our case in Nigeria is an obvious genocide being committed by non state actors . . . I might be wrong but I see no similarity in our cases at all don't you think? 🤔

Chairman See Wahala I wish to tender my bid of $5K USD to purchase the patent and all legal rights to this name SeeWahala.

Have your secretary have lunch with my secretary at the Beverly Hills Hotel. God breast Nigeria. God breast Donaldino Trump.

lacasera14:
Guy lol what is this?

Let me put it this way. If a woman is going to talk about your blokkos, would you prefer the woman to be young, single and beautiful, or would you be comfortable if a scary-looking old woman with missing teeth suddenly started making comments about your manhood?

Taich:
These are the advantages.

Adult male circumcision offers advantages like preventing foreskin issues (phimosis, balanitis), reducing risks for certain STIs (HIV, HPV, herpes), lowering UTIs, preventing penile cancer, and improving hygiene, plus it protects female partners from cervical cancer and infections, with studies showing minimal to no negative impact on sexual function, making it a choice for health, hygiene, or cultural reasons.

Congratulations on your figuring out how to use Chat GPT in a bid to enlighten us villagers as we sit in our huts marveling at technology.

Returning to the topic at hand, nobody is arguing against male circumcision as a male hygiene priority, for the precise reasons you kindly parroted verbatim for us above. What sensible contributors are saying in this thread is as follows:

1. It is wrong for any woman to be made a government spokesperson on the subject of MALE reproductive health, and vice versa.

2. Male circumcision is normally handled by a male child's parents at a nearby hospital, WITHOUT any governmental publicity or funding.

3. The sudden interest expressed by an old married women in the Instruments of 500 young men is intrusive, rude, pompous and offensive.

4. This purported wiener lacerating exercise is just another avenue for treasury looting by the governor's wife of the 500 blokkos fame.

Have a great day sir, and once again we rejoice over your oddly belated discovery of AI encyclopedias online.

Dogalmighty17:
From what we know so far, the US has conducted ISR related flights over Borno, Zamfara, Niger, Katsina, Ekiti and Kwara state. It may have surveilled other states but this is what has been seen for now. This is not classified intel. Anyone conversant with flightradar.com can view it.

Since it is only the aircraft that choose to leave on their transponders that remain visible to Flight Radar24, one can safely presume that numerous recon flights are being conducted in Nigerian skies by US aircraft and drones whose transponders are left OFF to keep such birds completely invisible.

This means that while the slave-raiding Islamist terrorists might imagine themselves to be clever by studying FlightRadar24 in a bid to know when they should hide from view by overhead drones, it is the drones that are invisible that could wind up reducing such groups of killers to ash spontaneously and without any warning ever seen on Flight Radar 24. The bombardment is long overdue, and should commence right away if it has not already.

olaiya2007:
Na why I prefer climbing no matter how tall the building to avoid stories that touch

This wisdom you have described will ensure that suffocation in a tiny crowded box will NEVER be your portion.

Never EVER use an elevator when in Nigeria. If you must climb ten flights of stairs to reach an upper floor of any Nigerian building, do so and be glad that you won't suffocate in a tiny metal box in the highly likely event that the electrical grid power fails while that elevator is between floors.

If Papa God had intended Nigerians to operate elevators, the electrical power to ensure that those elevators don't trap and suffocate people would flow without interruption, which is clearly NOT the case.

I repeat, do NOT ever enter any metal box in ANY Nigerian building, if you value your life. If you are not physically fit enough to climb ten flights of stairs, then PLEASE just head back to your village and stay there to wait out the next 50 years patiently, in order to ensure that electricity supplies stabilize in Nigeria.

This is the most encouraging and positive news to emerge from Nigeria in the past 15 years. Hopefully the US drones prowling the unfriendly skies of Nigeria will move beyond the promised surveillance and support of the Nigerian military, to a well publicized campaign of implementing a policy focused on devastating bombardment of all terrorist camps, vehicular convoys, gatherings, meetings and remote training grounds.

For good measure, cooperative information sharing between the US and Nigerian militaries will quickly establish the real identity of any and all groupings of men spotted by drones anywhere in Nigeria carrying infantry weapons. Once any sighting on the ground has been confirmed to be neither Nigerian military, police, or vigilante in nature, then the order to obliterate all such combatants should be handed down within minutes whereby that the drone can then roll in and do the needful by unleashing ballistic missiles or close-up cannon fire until the threat is reduced to smoldering wreckage that has been fully de-militarized.

lacasera14:
So laughable. A woman empowering men's genitals. Nice.

If the woman doing the honors of empowering male phalluses was young, single, fit, busty, toned and beautiful, most men would smile at the idea of such a genital empowerment being promoted by a sexy woman whose attention would be much appreciated from an evolutionary standpoint.

Regrettably, the woman displaying this fixation with 500 joysticks happens to be someone's overweight, saggy and elderly wife with a high-mileage face and body that only her husband can stand because he has no choice.

That is, in a nutshell, the problem with this press release about man-meat that is emanating from the intellectual wilderness of Sokoto state .

DeepSight:
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Islam however is a danger and menace to civilization.

This is sadly true worldwide, even in in the EU and USA, though not to the extent of the violence seen routinely in places like northern Nigerianistan.

thatigboman:
it's an irony. My younger brothers were born in the north and it's Hausa people that did circumcisions for them that my dad paid for.
So why don't they circumstise their children? The educated ones do but the illiterate ones don't. Religion.
Now a woman that doesn't hold any conditional office is using government to circumstise adult men that should have been sircumstired at childhood.
Thats the problem. Circumstise, they say no, say religion, immunise they say no, say religion, go to school, they say no say religion. Haba naa. Are they the only ones practicing islam religion on earth?

It is a vicious circle. Religious zealotry breeds illiteracy, while illiteracy encourages further religious fanaticism. Once trapped inside that hopeless vortex of self-inflicted profound ignorance, there can no escape from poverty which is the primary precursor of criminality.