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Hightablevoice2:I could not be bothered reading most of your rambling dissertation, but what you need to keep in mind is a firm assurance that MORE precision missile and drone strikes are scheduled for Nigeria in the very near future, and that there isn't a damn thing you can do to stop it. If you cannot bear the thought of brain-damaged inbred Islamist terror gun-toting slave-raiders being generously assisted by the US military in their quest to collect a 72-virgin allocation in their imaginary paradise, I would like to suggest that you stage a one-man protest in front of the White House, where you can stomp about screeching like a lunatic while holding a placard bearing your declaration that reads as follows: " I am mad as hell, and will not take it any more". If you happen to be an immigrant in America who has the audacity to criticize US governmental foreign policy, you'll probably get tackled by ICE agents during your protest, and summarily deported to a lovely residence-of-no-return located in beautiful El Salvador |
DeepSight:Uncle Sam may have opted to keep the crispy critter pictures from public view, and since the areas hit by missiles were all deep within "enemy territory" there are unlikely to be photo-journalists of any nationality that will be willing this early in the campaign, to risk a journey through the badlands to visit the places where terrorist camps and their occupants were so recently reduced to charcoal briquettes. Escapee terrorist stragglers, whose colleagues are now enjoying their allocations in paradise, still pose a deadly threat to road traffic and even to low-flying aircraft, therefore it will still be a while before civilian eyes will ever see Uncle Sam's coveted BDA (Bomb Damage Assessment) photographs. Let us be patient, Ogawa Deep Sight. There is more pyrotechnics to come much sooner than most could possibly imagine. At some point, when the tide begins to turn, drone shots of the dead meat that we yearn to see, WILL be published for all the honest world to enjoy. |
In pursuit of my master's degree in current affairs at the prestigious University of YouTube, my diligent research uncovered another video clip today that explains Nigeria's predicament with visuals so clarifying even a seasoned weed consumer like me can comprehend without losing the gist of the story. It is heartwarming to note that a random guy conducting his own unofficial research online can arrive at such an accurate picture of where next US drones and missiles can be targeted for maximum effect. One can imagine, with the intelligence updates currently in progress by US imagery analysts, that the next few missile launches and surgical drone strikes will record MASS casualties and send hundreds of invaders to join their ancestors deep in the fiery bowels of Hades where they belong One of the beauties of Uncle Sam's ongoing terrorist extermination initiative in Nigeria is the remote, uninhabited desolation that is common to MOST of the places in Nigeria's far north where the invading terrorist gangs choose to set up camps as they infiltrate Nigeria from Mali, Niger and Chad. Speaking of Chad, the islands of Lake Chad are a target-rich environment where terrorist camps can be reduced to ash without undue concerns about fishermen and their families getting smoked in error. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrItewNteSs |
The Lake Chad area harbors several concentrations of bloodthirsty virgin-hunting terrorists that are all eager to enter paradise where they hope to enjoy sex with 72 virgins, and this is where Uncle Sam can step in to play the role of a romantic match-maker who will unite the terrorists with the virgins of their dreams in an imaginary paradise, one missile at a time. Lake Chad is also home to a few scattered fishing hamlets, but the eye in the sky will easily distinguish between fishing boats, and any water craft full of gunmen that qualify for instant explosive liquidation from the air. |
trutharena:It is safe to assume that US surveillance assets are in the process of compiling new target lists for the next barrage of missile and drone strikes in northern and Middle Belt Nigeria, as the terror gangs begin to panic and run helter-skelter looking for a safe place to hide, in their deluded expectation that they won't be spotted by the eye in the sky. |
Ishilove:You just ruined my fantasy. I might take up drinking over this. |
odejimioflagos:Any person who participates in slave-raiding kidnap attacks and murder has forfeited their right to be regarded as a human being, and will be assigned the status of a vermin that is better dead than alive, by all who stand for peace and justice. As such, news detailing how terrorists were sent to join their ancestors by drone munitions gives me tremendous satisfaction and joy. If such murderous sub-humans can be dispatched to the great beyond by robots, whereby no military or police officers are called upon to risk their lives fighting evil people, then the sense of satisfaction grows into a feeling of joyous excitement and utter delight. |
Adakintroy:In fairness to South Africa, their Special Forces soldiers working freelance were hired by former Nigerian President Jonathan Goodluck specifically to fight counter terrorism missions in Nigeria. Equipped with their own air wing of combat helicopter gunships, those South African warriors operating as contract staff attached to Sandline International and Executive Outcomes, gave very good account of themselves during a number of professionally-executed counter-insurgency missions in Nigeria, despite being so few numerically. Sadly the Islamist northern Nigerian sponsors of that terrorism were able to use their political influence to force out the South African mercenaries, because those terrorist sympathizers were exploiting the bloodshed and disorder caused by terrorists to try and unseat Jonathan Goodluck. So, to answer your question about what South Africa has contributed to Nigeria's security, the answer is "a lot". |
I hereby call on the current Mzansi Princess of Nairaland, Ms. Samantha, to please call her countrymen to order and tell them to STOP minding our business here in Nigeria, the pleasure capital of the world. If is is our desire to Make Nigeria Great Again, and it is Big Don Trump that offers a helping hand in this regard, then our decision to accept that helping hand is FINAL and not subject to appeal or to second guessing from our brethren over in South Africa, where, by the way, I was recently bestowed by South African village elders with the traditional title of Sangoma Inyanga, with all rights and privileges implied. If you can complete this important diplomatic mission, Ms. Samantha, I will instruct my pilots to fuel up for a quick hop over to Cape Town this very New Year's eve, so we will relax over a lobster lunch washed down with white wine of a suitable vintage, primarily to celebrate your mastery as a seasoned policy-advocating intermediary, but also to create an enabling environment for any other new year's activity that we can partake of, yet still respect each other in the morning. God Bless Nigeria ! God Bless South Africa, but only IF they can refrain from disparaging Big Don Trumpenstien's name to our hearing for the rest of all time. |
Hankim:Barrister Deep Sight's earlier responses posted to various other topics in this discussion forum regularly express a disdain bordering on despair, over the spreading spate of Islamist massacres and deadly slave-raids unfolding on Nigerian soil, so it would be hasty to categorize his skepticism about America's capacity to restore Nigeria to peace, as tacit support for those terrorists that led to this 11th hour neighborly intervention for the salvation of Nigeria by Uncle Sam. An informed student of history, Oga Deep Sight recalls the hasty truncation of US involvement in Afghanistan, and in Africa, he reminds us of the chaotic power vacuum that persists unresolved after the 2011 US-assisted ouster of Libyan dictator Moamar Ghadaffy 14 years ago, as two recent case studies in how countries sometimes deteriorate rather than heal in the aftermath of US military intervention. The single most salient difference between past conflicts and present warfare is the exponential increase in the use of autonomous weapons of war that are remotely operated and technically challenging to evade. From the drone swarms that can erupt out of the fuselage of a long-range mothership to chase down individual enemy combatants and blast them asunder without pilot inputs needed, to the greatly enhanced redundancy of existing, cutting-edge missile guidance technology, the odds of prevailing quickly in any armed conflict are stacked heavily in favor of the most technologically advanced and rapidly adaptive adversary. Lastly and most importantly, the US military action in Nigeria is a mutually beneficial cooperative endeavor for which the leadership and defense departments of Nigeria and America march in lock-step side-by-side to confront the hideous monster that Islamist terror has become in all nations comprising the West African Atlantic seaboard. This is a necessary war that FORCED Nigeria to seek help from the most capable democratic nation on this planet - The United States of America, and her 45th President, Donald J. Trump |
DeepSight:Uncle Sam, you heard the man. We know you is da man who don't be half-steppin, who don't be buull-shitn'. So PLEASE, honor this request. He is a Barrister at Law who establishes cases on facts and not innuendo or mythology. Nothing short of photographic evidence is requested. His name is Deep Sight, and on his behalf I also humbly request CRISPY CRITTER PHOTOS, to show at least a few of the former Islamist gunmen who are now enjoying their allocations in Paradise, after first becoming CRISPY CRITTERS. What do we want ? CRISPY CRITTER PHOTOS !! When do we want them ? NOW !! |
DeepSight:Munitions targeting technology has advanced in quantum leaps since America's two-decade war in Afghanistan wound down, and all skeptics will soon become believers once additional "magical powers" that can trace specific individuals by their phone or radio transmissions correlated with aerial imagery, are brought to bear in northern Nigeria's long overdue pest eradication project that is now fully under way. The one omission in this video is the notable absence of any reference to the simultaneous multiple missile strikes that were assigned to the formidable and deadly MQ9 Reaper drone, which reportedly unleashed volleys of individually targeted missiles addressed to numerous ground targets separated from each other by considerable distance. The Reaper regularly obliterates multiple "birds" with multiple "stones" all heading off in different directions after launch from the mother ship.
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ebukal67x:It is fascinating to hear the perspective of a military pilot who is intimately familiar with the assortment of weaponry that Uncle Sam has at his disposal to help Nigeria work its way back to peace, one missile trike at a time. |
Max Afterburner is the handle used by this YouTube video presenter who recently retired from service as an F16 fighter jet pilot. In this educational video, our man Mad Max explains with his trademark wartime humor, the selection of armaments delivered as a generous Christmas gift to Islamist invaders gathered near the Niger border on their way to perpetrate pillage, plunder and genocide in the Sokoto axis of northwestern Nigeria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhlFNXEiMQ0 Max Afterburner will no doubt offer many more of these insights now that the gloves are off and the destructive power of US military hardware will be showcased for the whole world to witness in Nigeria, where amassed Islamist terrorists soon will be privileged to experience theatrically spectacular deaths brought right to their door by some of the most advanced robotic airborne armament delivery systems known to man. |
GodPunishOsu:This is a cause that even Sowore should hear about so that he can lead the protest while throwing back teargas canisters at riot police in Abuja. Finally, Sowore, can be handed a legitimate grievance to form the basis of his next brouhaha to be televised on his Sahara News mouthpiece. What do Mujahedeen want? Seventy Two!! When do they want it?? Nowwww!! |
Cmanforall:Please good sir, kindly refrain from invoking the sacred name of our man Ned of the new poon fame, unless you happen to be a fully accredited Man of Culture with all rights and privileges implied. If King Ned is reading this post, let me offer my hasty apology on behalf of the heathens tossing about your exalted name with irreverence. They know not what they are doing, sir, but they have been duly cautioned and made to pledge never to repeat such wanton sacrilege. |
Our Man Kanu of the "Show me di law" fame is needed now more than ever in Sokoto, especially when the next serving of artillery bombardment is focused on targets that are geographically close to the Sokoto prisons where Kanu was recently turbaned as the Seriki Ndi-Igbo of Sokoto Cell Block D. As an enthusiastic advocate of the "Burn down the zoo" religion, Kanu will be spending the rest of his wasted existence behind bars, where, in his new capacity as a "forward observer" located in a unique vantage point, he can inform US drone operators how to adjust their aim point so as to maximize the decimation of the terrorists that can be seen running about under fire just outside the jail bars |
pafestula:I am a new believer in Santa Klaus, but can he be invited to bring more presents after Christmas day? Let me fast and pray for 7 days and 7 nights so that Santa Klaus will ensure that EVERY day is Christmas in Nigeria. Every blessed day ! |
DeepSight:Now, unfortunately, the mental image of a camel has been smuggled into my subconscious mind at the very moment I was studying photos of the bride in this very odd marriage between two archeological discoveries. Thank goodness my tenured psychiatrist assures me normalcy will be restored after some deep meditation to de-fragment and virus-scan my overworked brain.
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baby124:Wonderment. No be small ting. |
baby124:Oh ok, I see. Under 35 is seen as young by some of us. I hope this Cash Madam getting married is not that person claiming to be under 35, because this grandma is at LEAST 65 years old. |
baby124:Would it be correct to interpret your concept of a "young" person as being anyone under the the age of 75? |
Nigeria need not host American foot-soldiers in this modern age of drone warfare. A surveillance drone circling at altitudes above 3,000 feet simply cannot be heard at all on the ground. Such a bird of prey will be, to all intents and purposes, invisible to ground observers. Equipped with a high-magnification camera capable of reading the brand name on a packet of cigarettes lying at the feet of a terrorist attending a meeting out in the savannah wilderness of northern Nigeria, that drone can, on command, launch small, precisely-aimed missiles that will instantaneously process the entire gathering of criminals into so many charred human meat McNuggets. With this refined procedure for eliminating bad DNA from the human gene pool anywhere on Planet Earth now perfected and at the disposal of the US military, there is no longer any need for American service men or women to be placed in harm's way amid the Islamist fanatics of northern Nigeria. The "Hand of God" is now orbiting aloft in Nigerian skies like a vengeful bird of prey poised ready to liquefy any purveyor of evil that finds itself in the crosshairs. This highly evolved and clinically precise new destructive power at the fingertips of US drone pilots means that the bygone era when the sheriff's posse of horsemen would gallop amid a thunder of hooves across the burning desert sands to confront the outlaws, can finally be consigned to the movie screen and the dusty pages of forgotten history books. Today, thanks to that dizzying pace of drone-related technological innovation being field-tested on Ukraine's war against the Russian Goliath, and in US defense industry weapons development laboratories, the process of identifying, tracking and destroying terrorist gunmen can be fully automated right up until the moment when the launch button is ready to be pressed by a coffee-sipping drone operator relaxing in a comfortable chair many hundreds of miles distant from the theater of action. God bless Nigeria and President Bola Tinubu God bless America and President Donald Trump |
oz4real83:This observation does capture the mindset of the virgin hunters so well. The zealots CLAIM to be protective of women by forcing them to wear Batman costumes when out in public, but the fanatics are a grave danger to women on so many levels. |
oz4real83:It is not the religion of peace, but the religion of sex, and nobody who values their life dares block their access to sex. Everybody likes sex, but only one group of maniacs are ever ready to kill for sex. |
oz4real83:It is also the only religion whose entire concept of heaven is all about sex with virgins. There is no man more dangerous than one who is crazed about lack of sex in the real world, and who is expecting sex in a fantasy world. Such a lunatic will instantly kill anyone who might prevent him from getting that imaginary sex. So glad that Donald Trump has volunteered to help them achieve their ambitions. |
morgstreme:Haha well hey, if being "exposed" equates with marrying my frightening looking old grandma with missing teeth, then count me out haha |
oz4real83:Imagine devoting one's life to the murder of innocents so as to qualify for imaginary virgins in a make-believe paradise, only to wind up sharing a decrepit old hag deep in the bowels of hell. |
Cmanforall:You have a great sense of humor. Thanks for the laughter |
To each his own haha To each his own |
Salewa97:Only a terrorist or a supporter of terror would object to the US missile strikes that are uniting so many bad men with their allocation in heaven. |
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