₦airaland Forum

yemre:
The hardworking first lady, you have tried. But it would be more honourable for you to have built schools, sponsor formal education and reward excellence to encourage your people and get them informed instead.

We in the South value thing that opens our mind because that's the only recipe for personal and societal development. You see all these circumcision, weddings and religious obligations, they are personal responsibilities we can do on our own. We don't need the government to do that for us.

Is it even likely that the first lady of Sokoto state would be able to read well enough to understand your sensible advice which is presented with such polite diplomatic language?

nairalanda1:
Apparently you should read up about the health benefits of circumcision

Nobody here is making any claim that circumcision is a bad idea. What does come across as absurd and slightly vulgar is the report that it is not the male Sokoto State governor, or a MALE doctor from the Sokoto State Department of Health, but the governor's female WIFE, of all people, who is appointing herself a an advocate of MALE genital hygiene, in an Islamic state, of all places.

Any advocacy of male sexual or genital health should be presented by a MALE government representative who should ideally be a MALE doctor. Male reproductive health should NOT be made the domain of ANY woman, just as FEMALE reproductive health should not become the responsibility of ANY male government official on the public stage.

To flip the coin, imagine the global outrage that would greet a formal press release by a MALE state governor in Nigeria, that he eagerly looks forward to personally supervising open-leg virginity tests and genital mutilation inspections for all FEMALE university students in his state. Such a perverted governor would find himself facing numerous lawsuits, even as he becomes the subject of cruel mockery for the rest of his life after being booted out of office in the next election following such a ridiculous announcement.

In short, government policy relating to MALE reproductive health should be presented to the public by MALE officials or MALE medical doctors ONLY, and vice versa.

SAMAJ:
Mass wedding loading. After brand new penis, new wife wil follow.

Praise the Lord. Odikwa serious. Eleyii lagbara. This new wife must come to pass by the power of Almighty God.

I have one question though. I am already married but I want to look for a second wife, for an infusion of fresh poon into my marital home.

Do I have to go for another new staff of office again before our illustrious Sokoto State First Lady will permit me to take that new wife?

Enquiring minds demand to know.

sinola:
chai....it will never be well with Lord Lugard anywhere he is, aswear

How did i found myself in the same country with this lunatics

Hahaha make I ask one purely hypohteical question wey you must answer from the heart without hesitation.

If by juju we were able to revive Lord Lugard and make him stand in front of you while you are holding a horse whip affectionately known as a KOBOKO, what would be your first instinct, on sighting Lord Lugard in the flesh?

Hankim:
You need to read this year comment again but not right now, but probably in the middle of the night when whatever you smoke or drink has left your body system, your case is beyond redemption 😀

According to esteemed medical practitioners, smoking of any sort is not advisable for man pikin, so when I embark on my annual pilgrimage to the deep forest Ondo State farms of Baba Lukuman Elewe-Agba, I return home with a product that is then assigned to my chefs for the usual preparation as 5-Star gourmet cuisine for the discerning brain, so to speak.

God bless Ondo State.

God bless our late, great and Always Mighty Akson Gomina of Ondo State, Barrister Rotimi "Igbolabi" Akeredolu SAN of blessed memory.

Seefinish:
no, it is genital empowerment

When I requested Genital Empowerment from a beautiful woman I was meeting for the first time recently, she informed me that her brother is a short-tempered police officer who happens to enjoy flogging the usual suspects as a form of sporting exercise.

This regrettable exchange led me to consider that the term "Genital Empowerment" could be misunderstood, and should therefore be changed to a name that is less prone to triggering wahala that could even cost man pikin his freedom or life.

TokoEkambi:
I should just accept the fact that these northerners are trolling at this point, because it'd be tragic if this is how their so-called elite think.

Haha truth is stranger than fiction.

Meteng:
After landing here (which I assume na by mistake) because no be clear eye dem take carry me come here. I no know how I go take comot for here

Are you implying that you are afraid to visit Sokoto State now, so as not to be mistaken for a beneficiary of this laudable and costly project?

SisterAnn:
Nice one madam.

Genital infrastructure.

No be small ting. If some of our Akson Gominas can introduce "stomach infrastructure", then the next logical advancement MUST be, as you rightly note, GENITAL INFRASTRUCTURE whereby the beneficiaries will wind up experiencing such serious infections on their staff of office, that they will forget about all other less relevant expectations from the government.

God bless Genital infrastructure.

God bless our Akson First Lady of Sokoto State, whose innocent mind is ALWAYS fully focused on matters that are truly important in life.

God bless all the Public Heirs of almighty Sokoto State.

dragunov:
But what is this? Why are these people like this? But what is wrong with these people? And this guy who posted this thread thinks this is newsworthy?

Oga, that is what we call, advancement. You see, after the treasury has been looted, it is important that the people who would have benefitted from that stolen money MUST undergo advancement.

Now, I have a question for you that MUST be answered honestly. Do you consider yourself to be advanced?

In other words, are YOU advanced, as an individual?

If your honest reply is that you are yet to experience advancement, I have good news for you because with the forged Sokoto ID card that can be sent to in the spirit of advancement, you too can report to Sokoto for the necessary modalities of advancement to be inflicted on you by trained staff wielding rusty razor blades, who may or may not have yet benefitted from a primary school education.

God bless our pellow kwantiri-mens. God bless Sokoto first lady!

SpaceX:
The most hardworking woman right now, no sitting first lady has ever thought of this, sokoto is transforming to be a top notch tech friendly state with this gesture. The north is far ahead with this latest development

Hahaha I love your sense of humor.

Yes sir indeed, wiener trims with a rusty blade for the masses are the key to technological advancement, pellow kwantiri-mans

KobolanderSegun:
Why didn't they say " CCTV saw her Climb into the freezer or fall into the freezer ". You cannot just say there was No Foul Play. They did not tell us how she died and CCTV was said to have recorded it. If a man died on a road , they will say " he collapsed as he crossed the road ". Nobody would say there was no foul Play they will tell us exactly what the CCTV recorded

It was a freezer room that a drunk person could easily enter by mistake and get locked in once the door slams shut

Yes, pellow kwantiri-mans, alcohol is poison and is of zero medicinal value to man pikin.

Instead of drinking that poison that makes adults behave like 3-year old toddlers, partaketh yee of the Righteous Holy Weed that will soon become Nigeria's premier export cash crop.

Medicinal Marijuana has been scientifically proven to alleviate or outright cure symptoms related to the following medical conditions.

Appetite Loss
Insomnia
Glaucoma
Chronic pain
Migraines
Erectile dysfunction
Nausea
Seizures.

Kudos to Nigeria's man of the hour, Retired General Marwa, who has directed the National Assembly to formulate guidelines for the industrial and export production of medical cannabis in Nigeria. With this new legislature, Nigeria becomes the TENTH African nation to benefit from the enormous profits that medical marijuana will deliver to the agricultural sector and tax coffers of the nation.

matify83:
So sad.

It is basic biology that In severe hypothermia, a "paradoxical undressing" can occur where the person feels intensely hot and removes clothing as a last-ditch effort for their body to warm tissues in the limbs, causing extreme heat sensation.

There should be an escape mechanism in these walk in freezers.

Wow I never heard this before. The chairlift broke down during a sleet storm while I was riding down the mountain from a day of snow skiing up in the Mount Baldy resort in Southern California. Before long that wet snow had soaked us to the skin as the wind howled up the steep wintry canyon and made the chairs sway so violently I was sure we'd become detached from the overhead cable and plummet 40 feet to our deaths.

That was the coldest I have ever been to date, but despite shivering convulsively, I never got to the stage of feeling hot that you described in the above quote, which is fortunate since I imagine that death comes knocking not long after that sensation sets in.

If Islamists are deliberately targeting mosques in predominantly Muslim northern Nigeria , then there must be a secondary agenda that motivates these terrorist invaders to shed blood with no rhyme or reason.

Of all the suicide methods ever used, death by sitting in a freezer is the most bizarre these ears have ever heard.

SouthernPlateau:
Na only mumu no go understand US response. 👇👇👇👇👇


“While we won’t discuss specific details on planning efforts or specific missions, our goal is to assist the Nigerian government in efforts to improve their operations against violent extremist organizations including ISIS, JNIM, and Boko Haram,” Cahalan said.

She added that all US military activities in the region are carried out in collaboration with partner nations.

“We work closely with all of our partners in the region and conduct all activities with their knowledge and cooperation,” she said.

My layman's interpretation of the official explanation offered about America's role in cleaning up Nigeria, is that US drones are ALREADY uniting terrorists and kidnappers with their ancestors, with the understanding that the Nigerian military will take credit for all air strikes so as to silence the hysterical bleating of terrorist sponsors lurking within various levels of the Nigerian government.

Only a few short weeks ago, it was rare to read news updates from the Nigerian military detailing successful air strikes against terrorists and their weaponry. All of a sudden, and closely following the declaration by our man Big Don Trumpenstein that US military assets will be deployed in Nigeria, official news bulletins announcing successful air strikes by the Nigerian air force have been released with far greater frequency than in the very recent past.

In short, it is safe to presume now that US drones are routinely feeding kidnappers and terrorist foot-soldiers into the meat grinder, one group at a time. It is also a good bet that photographic evidence of those drone strikes will surface in due course, perhaps when the intensity of the culling exercise ramps up to industrial levels of carnage.

Iamolukorede:
This declaration is as good as not making declaration. I no longer put trust in this incumbent administration and thier principal.

I read comment from small mind championing the news making it sound as an archivement, it sound cool on paper rather than to enforce the rule of law over terrorist on rampage. You know them we see them, we hear about them on a daily basis.

Now, what is stopping the effective process of such laws and about state policing 🚔 and police withdrawal from high rank politicians as it take effect? The nigerian governments is a charade.

Your skepticism of the president's declaration is understandable given the deteriorating security picture in Nigeria currently, BUT, there is now a new sheriff in town by the name of Uncle Sam, whose surveillance and ground attack drones are already making a massive difference, starting with the surgical precision that will define the manner in which bad actors shall now be exterminated like so many cockroaches.

So, Young Grasshopper, you must be patient as the cleanup crews get busy sterilizing the Nigerian landscape wherever Islamist slave raiders and their sponsors may roam in pursuit of their evil territory annexation agenda that will soon lie in ruins, thanks to the eye in the sky and the bear in the air.

President Bola Tinubu has now officially taken the gloves off, in preparation for unleashing the Nigerian military to act on intelligence passed to them by US spy agencies, which means that terrorist camps, training bases, convoys, and gatherings are now all fair game for a comprehensive bombardment program that will make Nigeria safer for all her law-abiding citizens while turning Nigeria into HELL for terrorists, slave-raiders, and highway blockade crews.

The specific mention President Tinubu made of terrorist sponsors, indicates that such saboteurs are also eligible for ballistic annihilation wherever they may live, travel or relax after a busy day of sharing ransom money with kidnappers and crop-destroying cattle herder-terrorists.

It is encouraging that the US has chosen to remain silent with regards the level of direct involvement they may have in this long overdue cleanup exercise, but one can only hope that at least some of the Nigerian military strikes that are reported to the press, were in fact the handwork of US drone operators now intimately familiar with every square inch of Nigeria.

This is a brilliant and timely writeup. I note that the USUAL SUSPECTS involved in ALL illegal mining are not mentioned here, but we know who they are.

Get well soon Mr. Jihad. You lived a worthless life of senseless plunder, pillage and abduction, so you qualify for what comes next.

Neoteny:
Really?

Are you familiar with the invasion of Iraq?

Give him a break. He's only twelve years old and his school no longer offer history as a subject.

DeepSight:
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What's your take on what he is doing in Venezuela?

Big Don Trumpenstein wants Venezuelan oil priced favorably, or perhaps even free of charge, which is somewhat worrisome when thoughts turn to Nigeria, but as the saying goes, a ship that is caught in mountainous seas MUST berth at "any port in a storm".

Nigeria is currently in the throes of a terrifying storm that originates from across the Sahara Desert sands where lie the expansionist sheikhdoms and caliphates of Arabia, from where heavy funding has been flowing southward to equip conventional standing armies capable of toppling democratically-elected governments.

Those armies of radical Islam are mass-murdering Sudanese civilians by the thousand as these words are typed, but now Nigeria is also in the Arabs' crosshairs, which calls for the forging of alliances with the West, lead by the USA, hopefully before Nigeria runs out of time and is taken over by murderous Al Qaeda Islamists who are already carrying out acts of horrendous barbarity in their latest conquered land of Mali, whose capital recently fell to the invading Islamist hordes.

Goo0dHardDick:
Donald Trump has wasted enough time already. Nawa when is he coming with his boys

Make US start work in time o. Time dey go, and innocent people dem dey die for Jihadist hand throughout Nigeria.

Oga Donaldino, na ya eye we dey look. We never see ya hand, but we trust say when time reach, ground go shake for Nigeria north axis.

GanagiBitrus:
A sport that the objective is to inflict max pain to your opponent & possibly knock him out?

A sport that exposes you to brain damage & related illness even after retirement?

Anyone who enjoys seeing pain being inflicted on a fellow human being, must have barbaric or sadist tendencies, to say the least.

Ghana has banned competitive boxing for the very reason that you cited here. A while back when I was in peak physical condition from a fanatic weight lifting regime, I decided to enroll for Chinese kickboxing, under the tutelage of a black-belt instructor who was over 60 years old at the time, whose height was about 145 pounds, and who stood at an unimposingly short 5 feet 6 inches tall.

I was at the time a solid 195 pounds of muscle, standing 6 feet 1 inch, and sporting a chiseled 32-inch weight. I was of average strength for that weight, but still my gym routine typically started out with a few bench press sets of 7 at 225 pounds. Having transformed myself from a skinny guy to a powerful athlete in under a year, I imagined I could prevail in any fight against any smaller opponent, by virtue of sheer power.

It did not take long before all my assumptions about my fighting ability went out the window. After some weeks of training, the instructor transitioned me to some sparring sessions against other students and against the master. That was the time I realized the brain-rattling power that a single punch can inflict on the human cranium. The instructor informed me that he always reduced his punching impact energy so a not to injure his students, but when this man connected with my head, I felt a massive jolt of electricity travel down my spinal column, and my eyes watered from the impact as though I was weeping from the pain of the brain trauma.

From that time till the present, I NEVER assumed anything about any man's fighting ability, regardless of how small, elderly, or out-of-shape the man looks. More importantly I NEVER once ventured to challenge anyone to a fist-fight to this day. Not for any sum of money in this world would I ever fight against another human being, unless I have a well-serviced firearm in my hands in a situation that arises where I am unexpectedly left with with no choice but to defend myself.

In short, pellow kwantiri-mans, FEAR the small, quiet guy who is slow to anger, and NEVER pick a fight unless you need to protect your life.

Few spectacles are more pleasing to watch than arrogant, overconfident people discovering that reality is far different from their imaginary world in which they are undisputed king of the universe.

Jake Paul can now humble himself, and learn how to speak again with his broken jaw. He can go back to the profession for which he is truly qualified, which is that of a YouTube content creator and slapstick comedian.

Good job done with alacrity by Tony Joshua. Very amusing to see that Jake Paul thought he was King Kong because he defeated Iron Mike Tyson on points at a time when Iron Mike had long retired from boxing and is in his late fifties.

Yes sir indeed pellow kwantiri-mans, our man Big Don Trumpenstein of the drones-for-Nigeria fame has just signed a LANDMARK legislation that opens the door to the scientific research of cannabis in the USA, as a cure for a wide spectrum of medical ailments from seizures, to appetite loss, to insomnia, and glaucoma, to name a few.

In the USA as of today, December 19th 2025, Big Don Trump has gifted America The Mother of All Xmas Presents, by REMOVING marijuana from the list of "Schedule 1" narcotics that are the REAL poisons bedeviling mankind, such as heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine, and PCP, and re-classifying marijuana to the status of a "Schedule 3" substance which can now, finally, and at long last, be properly researched to define the multitude of medical applications for which this wonderous plant is suited as cure or mitigating medication.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1KIMtEDpuQ

Now that the most powerful democracy on earth has embraced common sense marijuana decriminalization and reclassification on this wonderous historic day, an extremely positive precedent has been set, which can now be emulated by all other nations of this world, including Nigeria, whose NDLEA is already open to the replacement of antiquated colonial-era cannabis prohibition laws, with common sense legislation that will FREE THE WEED which, without ANY side-effects, cures so many ailments and saves lives by the thousands.

Thanks and salutations to our man of the hour, Big Don Trumpenstein, for taking this long-overdue step of recognizing the multitude of medical benefits that the new research into cannabis can now formally document to the lasting benefit of generations to come.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcm68a0a1j4

Samantha125:
Your violence is controlled in a particular region? Lol... Who are you trying to deceive here? Myself or yourself?

You abduct and murder your own people either for ransoms or money rituals on a daily basis across the entire country, and you'll say your violence is controlled in a particular region?😂😂😂... Kidnappings and money rituals are lucrative businesses in Nigeria...😂😂😂... I now follow three Nigerian crime channels on YouTube...😂😂😂

And look who's telling me about incompetence, the same person whose police would rather abandon their duties to protect their local communities and fight crime only to follow Nigerian celebrities everywhere they go around the country like guards while your celebrities would in return use the same police to be intimidating you guys.

And why is there a need for them to get escorted by the police wherever they go when Nigeria is supposed to be so safe?

Sadly you speak the truth, Mzanzi Princess. There are some roads in Nigeria where motorists' probability of getting abducted is as high as 80%. Likewise, there are towns that have been attacked repeatedly by slave-raiding terrorist hordes. There was a human organ extraction "factory" discovered some days ago in Nigeria's south east, complete with 100 "cannibalized" bodies on site in a DIY "mortuary".

While I find it frightening to consider that all law-abiding adults in South Africa are legally permitted to pack semiauto handguns which often wind up getting used in drunken fights, I also realize that the prevalence of serious firepower in the hands of South African civilians will ensure that NOBODY dares lay siege on a whole town as is routine in today's Nigeria, and furthermore NOBODY dare block any South African highway with the intention of kidnapping dozens of motorists for ransom or organ harvesting, after marching them at gunpoint into the bush.

In addition to the easy availability of legal handguns in South Africa, my understanding of Zulu culture is that a Zulu warrior is born and raised to be utterly fearless in battle, even if the only weapon available is a pair of sticks, talk less of firearms. Block a highway in South Africa, and EVERYBODY will step out of their vehicle shooting with surgical precision. Due to Nigeria's draconian gun laws, there is a complete reliance on the police in times of trouble, while the police avoid trouble as best as they can, by laying low until the shooting subsides.

In a nutshell, Nigeria is significantly MORE dangerous than South Africa today in 2025.

Lilfire:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]I will not use sentiment here what are civilians doing leaving with Boko Haram and bandits given them shield🛡 or cover, do they expects rice and beans? You are not a criminal what are doing in a camp with criminals going to weddings together going to the same mosques, buy and selling for them, do you expect rice and beans? Soldiers they are killing every day due to information from this same people you call civilians are they not people's fathers brothers and sons, those that were bomb are collateral damage even America is aware of that. [/font]

Collaborators with the enemy ARE the enemy and as such cannot even be called collateral damage. Anyone claiming to be a relative of terrorists will soon understand what that kind of family tie means from a military standpoint, especially when the US drones begin their own cleanup of Nigeria.

Willy2025:
In the north, it is very difficult to distinguish between boko haram/terrorists and bandits from ordinary villagers. At times, the villagers collude, collaborate and provide information and cover to them. Don't blame the airforce when they are bombed together as they are left with no choice. At times, the terrorists do blend in and hide among the villagers, using them as cover or human shields.

This is an important point you have made. A sad fact of war is that civilians often get killed along with the intended targets. Despite this fact, war is unavoidable sometimes, and the terrorists must be made to understand that they can not hide behind civilians lest they are all carpet-bombed as a regrettable yet unavoidable consequence of aerial bombardment.

The Nigerian Airforce should endeavor to be more precise and accurate in their future bombardments, and in so doing they will also derive a wealth of intelligence data that can be forwarded to the US when they too commence their bombing of terrorist targets in Northern Nigeria.