₦airaland Forum

Makavelli001:
With what Gov. Wike is doing, it is certain that it will take more than 5 Decades for an ikwerre man to become Rivers State governor again. Wike doesn't really know the implications of what he is doing. Tribes in Rivers state are really disgusted of wike attitude.

Can you expatiate?? Cos your comment is unclear.

There is no better driver in this world than me. I could do 220, 180 or even 40. It depends on the condition of the road and the circumstances therein.

I've done 220km/hr.

I just bought fuel about 30mins ago at NNPC station, Alakahia Port Harcourt @ N350 a litre.

I made sure I asked the attendant why NNPC should sell @ N350 a litre. Her reply was " na wetin we buy for depot".

ganisucks:
Na Lie. Propaganda for Goebbels.
But Atiku has some governors working for him, sha.

I love that line. Leave Propaganda for Goebbels. Joseph Goebbels na inventor of the Propaganda machine.

TastyFriedPussy:
I can not be the only one that doesn't find surgical butts and boobs enticing. I don't even watch porn of actresses with surgical body. Not to talk of ......... Yuck, so disgusting

So you watch porn.

lilvicky68:
Year never even start well una don dey put people under pressure

No be small thing oh.

Ibechris2:
Congratulations to everyone of u out there. Welcome to 2023.

And if u know u are 30 and still in ur parents house...pls,do everything possible to leave them. It can never be easy at first but I am sure it would be easy as time goes by.

I was privileged to have left my parents at the age of 19 and I never came back except I want to visit them and spend some time with them.

To be honest here,i really suffered when i relocated to a new environment with not enough cash,no brother ,no sister no one to advice me except me alone. I squatted and things became rough that my parents urged me to come back and manage with them,but eventually it became a success story.

This is 2003,take the bold step and leave ur parents and fight ur way to success and see how life would be with u in the near future. I don't mean to insult anyone here but it is imperative to help oneself before it becomes a thing of regret.

Time waits for no one and if u don't take this actions,the thing is,u will regret not taking an action if old age eventually catches up with u.

Thanks and may God bless u guys.

2003.

Fvck you.

chrisxxx:
Gbajabiamila means a different thing in my Ikwerre language.
It means Gbaja scatter
Bia come
Mila and go.
Putting the words together it means
Get things scattered then come and go.

Correct guy.

Meka su wene.

My plans for 2023 is to sleep with 100 ladies. I slept with roughly 50 ladies this year. I consider it a poor return.

omonnakoda:
I am referring to his role as minister

Ok.

omonnakoda:
Stupid man .controlled largest budget for years
Nothing to show in Rivers state

Hmmmm. Did you live in Rivers state when he was Governor or you have joined the bandwagon??

Bethanybethel:
You are right my dad is paying the price for abandoning us with our sick mother. He have some health issues I have decided not to help him, he will suffer until his last breath on earth..

When you Dad breathes his last, you will look back and realise the missed opportunity to right wrongs. In death, everything you feel he has done to you becomes trivial. He would have run his race and existed thus earth, but the missed opportunity for a proper closure can never be gotten back.

Also, there are no guarantees in your old age your children will not treat you same way you treated your father, irregardless of how perfect you raised them.

How insulting can a girl child go. Using Dad's phone to call boyfriend. I don't condone the act of the man but children should have respect na.

That was how Emeka was sleeping with a girl in the girls fathers house. Once her dad leaves for work, she will call Emeka to come to her house. Emeka was sleeping with her inside her room. One day Emeka asked her if her Dad's bed was bigger than hers, claiming he doesnt like small bed. She affirmed, and from that that day hence, Emeka started sleeping with her in her Dad's room, on her Dad's bed.

One day the man had an argument with Emeka and it spewed into confrontation, that was when Emeka shamelessly in Public told the man that he was a useless man with a useless daughter. That he has slept with his daughter in his house and on his bed. You need to see the hearbroken expression on the mans face.

On that day, I cancelled giving birth to a girl child.

ForChrist1:
There are places where eating shouldn't be allowed and I think a barbing salon is one of them.
You would have tiny bits of hair flying around that could easily contaminate your food.

Wanted to ask this. How can one eat in a barbing salon?

Greatdand007:
Ph way cultist full there

Do you live in PH? How many cultists do you know?

Samantha123:
Stolen me? Am I an object that I was going to be stolen

Nope you aren't an object. Stolen is the past participle of steal. It means to take without intention of returning back. Would have stolen your heart away.

Samantha123:
You're giving me player vibes.. .. I can sense a player from miles away..

I'm not a player. I'm a lover. ...And if you were anywhere in Nigeria, I'd have stolen you from your fiancé. But I'd have to make do with being online bf.

Samantha123:
Okay, then you can go and search for the instructions on how to do braai on Google.

My love, is that how you are going to treat your boyfriend??


You are supposed to give me preferential treatment.

Samantha123:
What's wrong with them learning about it

Cos I don't want them to. If they want to learn, they should learn from me.

Samantha123:
I still prefer that we do it here..
And what's so private about giving braai lessons

I don't want other Nairalanders to learn.

You have told me what could possibly go wrong if we chatted in private.

Samantha123:
Nah.. it can be here..

It is a private tutorial. Moreover I'm a zillion kilometres away from you, there's no way I can spoil your relationship.

Samantha123:
We can start anytime.

It will be on whatsapp. Can I send a mail to you??

Samantha123:
But you can go ahead and kill snakes because I really don't care about them...

Yes, I do know how to make braai.

Everything about snakes disgusts me. And I love to kill them.

When do we start braai lesson??

Samantha123:
But that's not fair, lions' lives matter too.

I'm against this trophy hunting of a thing, as long as the lion does not pose any danger to human lives, people should just let them be.

And I love all kinds of cat species too.

For the love I have for you, no more lion hunting thoughts.

Do you know how to make braai

Samantha123:
But why kill them when they're minding their business in the wild and not attacking anyone?

It's called trophy hunting. It's a controlled process. Licences are given for it.

When I kill the lion, I will come home to Nigeria and collect a traditional title "Ogbuagu" which translates as "Lion killer."

Me and my beautiful South African Companion.

Samantha123:
What if things don't go as planned and you end up being lunch to the lions

Don't be scared of lions. We are going there with a rifle. Before the lions knows what hit it, it's already on the floor dead.

There are severally lions in your country, I'd expect you have contingency for lion attack.

Samantha123:
Well, if you treat me like a queen, I'll even take you to Dubai..

Oh goodness.

You are learning well from Nigerians.

Tho I'd prefer you take me to Kruger National Park.

I want to shoot lions.

Samantha123:
Wouldn't you want an urgent 2k?

Hahahaha.

Will you be willing to part with 2k if I asked??