₦airaland Forum

StagethemTVee:
This face was part of the childhood of any Nigerian kid in the 80s.

Nigerian kid whose Parents had a TV set oh.

Na TV I take get level for street back then. If you make me vex, you no go enter my parlour.

FirmTR:
Oga, answer the question na, shey na you and your black ass kneel down for there?

Una go dey do oversabi and nothing dey una head.

Wetin we know be say if Olu of Itsekiri travel from Itsekiriland to another people land, only Itsekiri people go kneel for ham.

FuckSilly:
Hope she's still a virgin?

You go like problem, walahi.

Reminds me of Michael back in the days, na pastors daughters, strong born-again Christian girls and falling-under-anointing choir girls be him spec. He go just dey plot how to straff dem.

Anytime wey e hit jackpot, you go see fulfillment of his body and soul. Inner joy.

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Reminds me of one Akwa Ibom girl that I hooked up with.

She goes thus" broda chaii, broda chaii, I did not know you can fvck like this oh. Chai.. Oh.. Finish me. Please oh. Stop . Oh. Continue.. broda, broda, broda...."

I have a very low threshold for laughter. Na so I kukuma stop to fvck begin dey laugh

It was comical and offensive at same time.

TheChameleon:
[s]I dont believe you. Someone stupid enough not to understand my questions. Someone that foolish can't possibly smell money.

Sad but true.

If I contest elections against someone does that count as support ? Only a brain dead mor0n will even discuss that.

Buhari didn't support him. And there was nothing he could have done[/s].

One does not get rich by answering your questions as they don't bring money.

Saying Tinubu floored Buhari, Osinbajo, Lawan and Adamu combined is condescending. That is my point. I'm sure Tinubu if who foots your bills should see such irrational comment from you, he will be disappointed.

There was never any gangup from the aforementioned names against Tinubu especially President Buhari. Do not come online to paint a situation the way it wasn't.

TheChameleon:
Did Buhari support Tinubu?
Did Osinbajo support Tinubu?
Did Ahmad Lawan support Tinubu?
Did Abdullah Adamu support Tinubu?

And you wonder why you will be a pauper like your father and grandparents. Poverty is genetic to them.

Osinbajo & Lawan contested the APC presidential primary. It was within their rights.

President Buhari allowed a free contest, if had a preferred candidate, Tinubu would have have stood no chance. Kudos to PMB for that.

So you want everyone in APC to forgo their ambition becos of Tinubu. Are you normal?

..and Pauper/Poverty can never be in same sentence as me. Believe me, I have money.

PrinceOfLagos:
I am Yoruba and the heir apparent to the throne of Lagos

Which throne exactly?

PrinceOfLagos:
I can't wait to ascend the throne of our fathers in Lagos

Igbo boy.

Moh247:
How

Don't ask me, ask yourself. You can do that by going through your posts on Nairaland.

TheChameleon:


Bola Tinubu.. Next President of Nigeria

The Ambassadors of US, UK, France, South Africa, China and India all went to this man's private residence to pay homage.

And you think he bribed them all?

That's how some flat heads stupidly said Tinubu won APC Primaries because he spent dollars.

Do you know the President + Vice President + Senate President + Party Chairman all fought against him and he flogged them all? Not separately ooo.... COMBINED.

Who has fought OBJ and remained relevant?

I pray he's healthy enough and God grants him the strength & wisdom.

This is the man to fix Nigeria - Asiwaju, Jagaban, Conqueror of All Okoros Dead or Alive

@bolded, do you know Tinubu can never say such nonsense you just spewed. That is why people like you can never get far in life. You will only end up as errand boys, of which you are doing a very poor job.

Moh247:
HE Eng Dave Umahi and HE Dr Chimaroke are doing excellently well far more than some SouthWest Politicians, Orji Uzor Kalu and Uzodinma are also doing alot of grassroot work

While you are on Nairaland antagonising Igbos.

Moh247:
Why not everyone has the right to vote who they love and think can represent them

Then Tinubu and his media team should employ persons who are more of bridge builders. Not those you see antagonism as a part of political campaigns.

Moh247:




Tinubu retired many Ibo politicians


Ogbonaya Onu

Rochas Okorocha

Nwajuba

Ngige



.

Will Tinubu be needing votes from Igbos??

What is the meaning of Arabambi. I like the sound of the name.

peepydelano:
Nothing to pick from this naive and inexperienced write-up. Social media politics is nothing but just an illusion, soon reality will dawn on you igbos

Which is your tribe, so I can know how to reply you.

Amya:
An the virgin might always wonder what others are like till the perfect opportunity presents itself.

Don't mind that fellow. He hasn't seen anything yet. I know ladies who married as virgins who always fantasise what it would be like to have sex with another man.

He thinks it's by marrying virgin.

jeromestarks:
Only a virgin woman deserves your love and devotion.

Don't pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked in her best state (virgin) by a man who paid nothing.
You're not a fool.


Imagine how she moaned to another man's dicky before yours.
A woman whom u did nothing t disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.
Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin. Nothing good comes easy.

Better to suffer to get a virgin woman and have a lasting peaceful marriage than to marry any girl and suffer in your marriage.

Marry a virgin or train another man's child and leave your inheritance for a child you did not father.

Hmmmm, But...

We don't need such university in a flood terrain.

Bayelsa is cancelled out.

Port harcourt is the centre of SS. Port Harcourt it should be.

denko:
i will teach how to borrow without paying.

@OP, you need to see this.

Ok

Juanmike:
Why this forum never wan upgrade, even pornhub dey update its site.
Still the way I met it 15yrs ago.

"Even Pornhub dey update its site."

You dey compare pornhub with billion views a year with Nairaland?

Even Seun dey visit pornhub.

Beremx:
Nonsense!!
So no black female footballer is sexy enough to be on the list?
Op, iffa tear you slap you will add Rashida Ajibade

Hahaha

Incidentally, Berem is anything but sexy.

infohenry:
World Cup balls need to be charged like a phone
Now, photos have begun to emerge online that have left fans giggling as the balls were shown lined up on the side of the pitch while plugged into an electric port.

Yes, that’s right, the 2022 World Cup ball needs to be charged just like any modern smartphone.

Adidas smart ball proves Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t get a touch
However, as much as he tried to argue, Ronaldo’s case simply fell away when Adidas released the readings from their incredible smart-ball.

Show us the readings from smart ball.

And I almost felt pity for the useless fool. He should rot in hell.

Those days football na efizzy.

See as Pele wear gold chain and gold ring deh play ball.

Information reaching us at this hour 23:06pm suggests that the said gf is collecting doggy from a third guy.

So who lose?

EdiskyHarry:
If you watched how onana controlled the defense, how he was even playing both as goal keeper, defender and midfielder in Their first match while their defenders and midfielders were just so sluggish, you will know that Cameroon really needed him in their previous last match.
Trust me if onana was on the goal post may be Cameroon would have won by 3-1 or 3-2.

Ok

sharone21:
Cameroon doesn't know what is : Good morning Sir/ Ma

We can air our views and still be putting Sir/ Ma as Nigerians are not known to be docile....

But, you see Cameroon, once someone is talking or just finished talking and u air your views or want to try to air it even with Sir/ Ma, they see it as the greatest disrespect as you are NOT supposed to air your own view.....Maybe they inherited that from their government.

Maybe the Onana was just trying to say just one thing ( not defending him though), them go sanction him especially if this is not his first time of trying that.

How do you know so much about Cameroonian behaviour?