₦airaland Forum

victoryanthony:
A graduate of University of Port Harcourt who doesn't know the category of her certificate.
Congratulated herself for bagging BSC instead of B.A Philosophy yet, graduated with a second class upper. What a shame.

SodiumValproate:
It's just like engineering...
You can get B.Tech , B.Eng or B.Sc

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No display this your mumu for another place next time .

Shalom

Elvis2kay:
Not all Nigerian youths support PO.it's mainly igbo youth

diadem10:
Tinubu isn't your President. It's not as if Tinubu is the President, contesting for a second term. Face the person you thought has failed

IbroMaka:
Person wey get shame

Franzinni:
The man is rightish ... She made him sell other properties to raise funds only to find out she has sold the property.. I know it's her property but he was led on and couple with the fact that baba is emotionally attached to the building ...and area


But his name is contradictory to his actions Sha.

Sageez:
They didn't say its for the signboard. They said they were asked by the state government to collect tax from all pos operators

Sageez:
I first heard about this from someone but today, the tax force came my street. To avoid their embarrassment, I just approached one of them and made a transfer.

My neighbor's terminal was seazed and he was made to pay more before they released his terminal.

Omo! In this hard economy, we are still being taxed for everything and yet we get little or nothing back.

Below is a copy of my receipt.

Franzinni:
thanks for the compliment, I didn't becasue as soon as he mentioned spilling blood I instinctively knew the implications will stretch far beyond the laptop matter... The guy that took me there later started talking about it, on our way back he told me about the man ...


I'm front of his compound was a woman with a grinding machine, with a small baby... That was his wife and kid ... Inside the compound there are sticks or pegs nailed to the ground and about 20 and about two cows tied to two sticks, i was told the spirits the man works with always request blood and of it doesn't find blood it will kill the man's child ... It had wiped them all out. That is why the man started preparing live animals for it so it won't come and not meet something to kill, it will just kill the baby join .

The wife looked drained of life as she operated the machine expressionless..even when we asked for her husband she just pointed to the gate and continued...

It was surreal ... Like those lord of the rings type places.

nony43:
They cut the woman open just to steal the baby? Angel Michael please dust your trumpet.

SReporters:
Facts!!!

Franzinni:
Wow we should have charm studies in university ... I would love to study to see the powers that be.


I once went to a babalawo who amazed me till today I can't explain what happened .. for clarification, I was and still am skeptical of thier powers but I can't explain this perticulat incident with logic.... Yet!

I will summarize but it's part of a long story that involves journey through thick Forrest climbing giant rocks and crossing a river infested by crocodiles. Why you might ask, well... I wanted vengeance!

My laptop which I saved naira by naira to buy after traveling from a state in the north to computer village to buy it and traveling back with my newly aquired dell latitude which I bought for 140k way back ..In short, it was my prized possession only to sleep at night and wake up to a torn window net and my laptop was gone! Omo I visit about 8 babalawo becasue of it, I was even given the dried head of a cobra to do some levus but till today ... The lappy is still classified as gone! Along with my 40k I used to sort the babas for this that and the third ...

Anyways, I went to one of them I don't want to say the location but he is from offa... Omo this man lives in a strange compound once you enter the gate everything is black even the sand of his compoind is black black like charcoal It is more bizzare then I can explain but I will proceed with the story.

I entered the shrine and to my left was about 7 statues of different hieghts behind a semi transparent veil(very dirty but I guess it use to be white), there was all sorts of things poured on the statues, some red liquid I suspect to be palm oil and also a shit ton of candle wax.

The man was friendly and welcoming, a behavior that sharply contrasts with the environment which he lived, on his table I noticed the first of the supernatural object.

If you have an idea of how this was achieved logically I beg to understand.

To the left side of his wooden table was a bottle, glass and totally transparent, in that bottle was a couple of stones like pebbles of about 3 in number, now I wondered how the stones were put in the bottle as they won't fit the neck of the bottle but that was not the thing that bedazzled me.

On the lip of the bottle was a long needle and from the eye of the needle hung a thick thread , red in color and at the end of the thread dangling was a large clump of some stuff, bound in more red thread ... But the tip of the niddle barely touch the tip of the bottle neck but it was floating ..even when the man hit the large clump , instead of the niddle to fall from the weight of the clump, it just spins around the tip of the bottle along with the clump. .. impossible I said to myslef, but I pretended not to be blown away.

Then I proceeded too inform him of my reason for coming which was finding or eliminating the person who stole my laptop.

He asked for some money about 1k or so and then he picked a calabash and dropped on the table... Very casual like he is About to cook a nice meal or something, he placed the money inside the calabach which was empty ... I been dey shine my eyes Wella becasue I was a skeptic of spiritual powers ... He then covered it and placed an egg on the calabash. Then he started to gist with me, asking me questions and telling me about his journey to priest hood ... After about 3 mins, he took the egg away and opened the callabash... Lo and behold, the money had vanished and was replaced with some stuff like paper tied with white threads about 4 of them ... My mind cut!

He now told me to throw them aways in any flowing water I find and one around my house ... But what made me stop the whole thing was when he said for it to take full effect, I will have to buy a duck and spill it's blood... Guy, even if I didn't believe in metaphysical, I sure know the power contained within blood... I told him NO! He smilled and said if I can't do it I should bring it to him to do on my behalf... I realized he would not let it go so... I told him ok I will come back with it ... And as I left the compound I never looked back. It one of the most puzzling encounter I ever had with these babalawo them ... The other 7 I met were frankly comedians, becasue as soon as I get home and sleep, something will come and teach me how they were able to do thier tricks unsing slight of hand and thier simple tactics.. it will break it down for me by component, even till today I don't know what that teacher is. Anyway nah so my lappy Go! Plus 40k wey Dem chop from me to buy this and that all becasue I was emotionally drained...I cried like a baby when I lost the laptop ... With cattar running down my nose and all, it was to intense that my friend started crying for seeing me cry ... Haha make e no be say he nor get human felling haha I am glad I can joke about it now tho... It was wild.

Sorry for any typos.

Wizzyonyxphoenix:
I didn't realise some females could be this wicked until my cousin called me up yesterday, and told me that one of his female friends, whom he invited for a hook up, had recorded a video of him naked and was threatening to post it online if he didn't pay her 50k. She gave him a deadline, which is next week Monday actually. According to him, they had just finished doing the do, and the girl had started flashing her phone light, while he moved around naked (the room is pretty dark) so he felt she was helping him see clearly, not knowing that she had recorded not one but TWO videos of him stark naked. Now he's crying profusely and running around like a headless chicken. What is he supposed to do guys? He tried calling her bluff but the girl in question seems pretty intent on ruining his life if he doesn't pay that money. He also has the option of giving her his phone, peradventure he doesn't get the money.

Honestly, I feel sorry for the guy, but that's what he gets for not being able to keep it in his pants. What would you advice him to do in this situation guys? His reputation is at stake here oooo....

christistruth01:
Lagos Island was the Capital not Lagos State

Prometaho:
Ok

IdiotOjukwu:
If not for some naive. Yoruba youth, Obi name should have been banned in South West. Everywhere online, you will never find a single Igbo who is not for Obi. That's how to understand conspiracy. There criticism of Tinubu is a reflection of their habitual discrimination of every top Yoruba men. .

I remember how we all celebrated Chimamanda Adichie breakthrough with her novel. That same lady later used her platform to lampoon Adeleke, a Yoruba writer. Don't think I recalled the name correctly. We all celebrated the brilliance of Okonjo Iweala, Charles Soludo and every member of Obasanjo economic team. We aren't even mindful of the fact that Frank Nweke Junior was playing the role of Lai Mohammed. But they castigated Kami Adeosun and mock her exit from Buhari government . Every brilliant Yoruba personality in Buhari government, they painted as incompetent.

We still respect Chinua Achieve till date but they spare no word of commendation for Whole Soyinka. To them, he is a puppet of the nobel Laurette organization in Stockolm. They even forget the sacrifice he made for them during the Biafra war.

Generation Z, you are on the bed with the worng people. You join the self adulation bandwagon but always quick to criticize your your. Your obsession with trend has made your lost your self awareness. Your are caught in do not let behind syndrome .

Niom:
For the fact say you rate am as high as 15M, that means you know say him get money...

FirmTR:
If you like hate from now till eternity, Your king and The Olu of Warri nor dey and can never dey same level.

iLegendd:
Stupîd request. I know you'll say you were just joking. That's not a funny joke.

Ebi2233:
South South PDP Governors Meet in Yenagoa, Restate Support to Atiku's Presidential bid

PDP Governors in the South South region have restated their support to Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, Presidential Candidate, of the party ahead of 2023 election.

The Governors who converged on Yenagoa for a meeting were Dr. Ifeanyi Okowa of Delta State and PDP Vice Presidential candidate, Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom, Godwin Obaseki of Edo State and host, Senator Douye Diri, Governor of Bayelsa State.

iLegendd:
I used my second phone and snapped this chat, but didn't tell her. In my mind, it's already over, but I just kept banging her on a regular.

Since we started, she hasn't cheated, but that chat is enough for me to end everything because she reneged on our agreement. I wasn't even in love in the first place (I don't fall in love no matter what — love is not in my dictionary), so there was nothing to lose. I friendzoned her again without letting her know.

After some weeks, I told her, but she denied. I told her she copied a message where she told another guy she'll ride him and sent to me after an hour of sending it to the guy, but she denied.

I showed evidence and she started crying and begged with her kidney, but I don't give a second chance. I played that video to her and she cried even more.

She said it was only a chat and since we started she had never cheated and never will. I knew she hasn't cheated, but that chat is cheating to me.

As a man, I'm the only one allowed to cheat or have more than 1 wife or woman. The good thing is, I don't cheat too even though I have options to.

Typing...

hermesprogidy:
Is her name Therasa?

Bonesbreaker:
She done use drug shatter her tiny head but this lady lips can hold my di*ck head

FirmTR:
Who know your king, where him don travel go?