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hollandis:
Akinyuli would exhibit her fooly and lust for power if she accepts the post

True talk. This is wanton mismatch!!!

acidrop:
then i should be n0 1 on ur list ya'll

This is the first time I'll be coming across your username.

Given your no of posts, you are definitely one of the Senior landers. But we are talking about people that shook and moved NL in 2008, not senior landers.

I'm aware such things are not uncommon in parliamentary sittings the world over, but I had always thought Naija's own was teh worst. This one pass Naija own ooo

I have witnessed. I have also heard directly from Islamic scholar that specializes in it.
Till today, one thing that keeps amazing me and indeed convinced me about the authenticity of this Islam, is it's completeness. There is no area Islam doesn't touch. There are comprehensive rules, from the Qur'an and Prophet's teaching, on exorcism.
The summary of the rule of excorcism is:
-Recite special Qura'nic verses(Ayatul Kursiyyu Q2:55, Q 112-114,Suratul Jinn and some others) on the afflicted person
-The reciter should be a someone very knowledgeable and has great iman(faith) and taqwa(fear of Allah), not somebody that indulges in sins
-It should be done in line with the Sunnah(practice) of Prophet of Muhammad, not just anyhow
-The environment where the exorcism is being made should be clean, spiritually and physically, free from animate pictures, crosses etc around

If the jinn is inside the person, the power of the Qur'anic verses will make it uncomfortable and it may talk. One Nairalander, though not a Muslim said he witnessed this recently

I visited my moslem relatives on the other end (I still lie to them that I am a muslim to gain acceptance) and experienced the same thing, there was a girl who is a relative of a wife of my cousin, she was attacked by Aljanu (evil spirits ), and was brought to a mallam who lives in my cousins vicinity, we took the girl there and the mallam began to pray for her using the Koran, once he started praying for her she began to scream, cry and roll on the floor, she begged them to stop reading the Koran and promised to leave the young lady alone and never to return, they asked the so called Aljani what his name was, his age, where he came from and the reason he got hold of the young girl, the girl said somethings and continued to shout and scream when ever the mallam read the verses from the Koran, the young girl kept saying things that were not very clear and of no particular meaning, she was speaking in tongues the way christains do, in short it was really a DRAMICTIC scene, having been brought up as a muslim i had witnessed such events about twice or trice when i was a kid but it was really strange and eerie since i no longer believe in islam and had never witnessed such a thing for a very long time. by BINDEX

The jinn will be feeling serious heat by the power of the Qur'an and will begin to speak through the mouth of the person possessed. According to Sunnah, the exorcist may ask the jinn some questions about his religion, why it attacked the person etc, but anything the jinn says should not be taken as absolutely true as the Prophet had taught us that they are compulsive liars, but speak truths just once in a while.The exorcist is also required to preach to the jinn to accept Islam.

I have also witnessed exorcism in real life and I was amazed at the power of these Qur'anic verses.

Apart from the attack on a family member which by Allah's mercy, Qur'anic recitation solved, and the one narrated by Nairalander Bindex, a non-Muslim, let me narrate some other real life cases of exorcism in Nigeria here and some abroad.

LAGOS
Some years ago, this Muslim lady started behaving strangely and it was established taht she was attacked by jinn(mind you, not all strange behaviours are cases of Jinn possession, there is physiologically-induced mental imbalance as well, and the solution here may be taking the victim to Hospital.). Alhaji Akindele, an Ibadan-based Islamic scholar, who is well-known for treating Jinn attack, was invited(we invited him in that our family case too). He prepared the environemnt and started reciting these verses on the afflicted lady. It became very intense, and suddenly, the mother of the lady ran out naked and told Alhaji to stop what he was doing, that she sent the jinn to her daughter when she refused to join witchcraft she had invited her to. Alhaji told her her power is set to doom and he continued with the recitation and the jinn eventually left the lady and she got well. Allah is wonderful

ABUJA/KADUNA/IFE/LAGOS
This story was narrated by the person involved herself. It was in 1990/91 session in OAU. She was a Muslim, though just nominal. She was coming from JC party in the midnight, around Pharmacy building, to her Moremi hostel. Suddenly, she saw a black dog pass behind her. Shortly after, an extremely handsome guy was calling her from the back. She looked back and the guy walked up to her. A very heavy toasting started, till they departed as she entered her Moremi hall. She agreed to the guys proposal. The relationship had gone far when the 'guy' revealed to her that he was a jinn taking human form. The lady confessed that the guy made pleasurable sex to her etc. She became rich and just after three years of leaving Ife, she already had houses in Lagos,Kaduna and Abuja through the satanic forces of her jinn 'husband'. Deep inside her, she wasn't happy with what was going on, but her 'husband' had threatened to kill her if she revealed what was going on. One day in 1995(can't recall the exact year she said but around 1995) she sid she attended one programme in National mosque,Abuja and the lecturer was talking about the power of Ayatul Kursiyyu(Q2:55) and he mentioned its potency in warding off devil attack. She said she started reciting the ayah every night, and one night, her 'husband' appeared to her with axe threatening to kill her. She engaged her in fight and she was able to overpower him. The jinn disappeared.She woke up only to learn that her houses in Abuja, KD and Lagos were all burning, simultaneously. She lost all the wealth she acquired as a 'wife' to this jinn. She has now returned to her normal life, still fortifies herself with the Ayatul kursiyyu and other verses. Looks very hard to believe but happened in Nigeria here.

IBADAN
The lady was a Lawyer, an Ife graduate. Her problem was taht one jinn is disturbing her, appearing to her in dreams, having sex with her and telling her 'he' was her husband and she should not marry. This woman was a professional, an Ife-trained lawyer, who like many nairalanders here, may not believe there was anything as jinn before. To cut the long story short, through the Islamic exorcist traditions(reciting Qur'an etc) she was delivered from the jinn.

THEIR DECEPTIVE WAYS: THE IJEBU-ODE EXAMPLE
27 jinns were cast from this woman. The jinninflicted on her familial barreness and other problems. It's a long story but the point I want to mention here is that the exorcist has to be very knowledgeable in addition to being pious and fearful of Allah. He should be fearless of the jinn. In this case, when the exorcism was being done and the jinn began to talk, it gave a condition that it will leave if and if the exorcist can put one red cloth in one junction and other fetish conditions. Ordinarily, the exorcist could have accepted, in which case he has ignorantly being led by the jinn to commit shirk, but the exorcist refused the agreement proposed and continued to invoke Quranic verses on it until the jinns were expelled.

THE IRAQ LADY
I read this. She was a Muslim sister, very well-known for her love of Islam and training of children in the area. Suddenly, she started behaving strangely, and carrying Christian crosses. It was observed she had been possessed by Jinns. The exorcist method of reciting Qur'an etc was administered on her and she became well again.

THE SRI LANKAN BOY
This happened in 1992 and made global news headlines. A 6-month-old baby born into Muslim family started speaking Hindu and performing Hindu rites. It was very amazing and the hindus started using it as a justification of their religion.The newspapers reported it. People from different parts of the world, unfortunately including some Muslims, started visiting Sri lanka to catch a glimpse of the Miracle baby and asking him for their furure etc. Sri Lankan Prime minister,Prima Dasa, made a statement about it and he was trying to say all religions are from same God, whether Muslim, Christian,Hindu etc. A government built house for with security and it became a tourist spot of a sort. A local Islamic scholar who had known the case was one of jinn possession ask for permission to see the 'miracle' boy. After initial resistance from the security, the ustaz was able to have access to the child. Immediately the Child saw him, he was restless and attempted running, but the scholar was able to get hold of him and recited the Qur'an on hin. the boy returned back to his normal state i.e an ordinary 6-month old baby. the jinn possessing him had fled. It happened in Sri Lanka

There are many stories of jinn possession and how Islamic exorcism was administered on it, which I have witnessed, read about and heard. They sound fairy tales, but these things happened. The Nairalander that witnessed how Qur'an was being used to exorcise has attested to this.

SOME OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT EXORCISM IN ISLAM
-We don't use evil to cure evil. So it is not permitted to use unislamic ways to attempt to expel jinn. The best of mankind,Prophet Muhammad, had over 1400 years ago, taught us how to go about it, and till today the sunnah methodology works wonder. You cannot send jinn to expel jinn.
-You cannot enter into agreement with jinn in the process of exorcising. It should be unconditional. You cannot take anything said by the Jinn as a basis for worship in Islam. For example,if it tells you something that goes against an Islamic principle, don't take it as truth. They lie a lot.
-There are some so-called alfas that use jinn. please beware of them. If exorcism is involving killing an animal, taking calabash etc, please reject it. The Sunnah methodology doesn't involve that, and if it appears working, then know you are using evil to cure evil, and it leads to Shirk. Most times, in these methods the jinns leave conditionally, such condition involving the exorcist committing Shirk. The Jinn leaves, not because the method was potent, but being an gaent of Shaytan, it has been able to lead the peopel involve astary, achieving hsi aim. And unfortunately, many of the so-called Alfas, use this unacceptable method. I can vouch for Alhaji Akindele, Mallam Shafii and some other northern scholars in Nigeria.They use the prophet's methodology.
-Exorcism may involve having to physically beat the person afflicted, but in actual sense, it's the jinn that will be feeling the pain. But this approach is raely used. the beating has to be systematic. It takes some expertise. The authentic exorcist know how to do it. But care has to be taken, to avoid a re-occurence of what happened in Manchester some years back, where some Muslim brothers, in exorcising,beat the person to death and they were arrested. Beating is rarely used and should be systematic.
-Witchcrafts,charms,seeing a dead person in real life, most magics(some are just deception), claims to be seeing God, Jesus etc by these Christian and deviant Muslim 'miracle' workers are all cases of Jinns at work.They are actually seeing something, but what they are seeing are really Jinns deceiving them and leading them astray. I'm 100% convinced about this. A family member was also seeing something frequently, with the 'thing' telling her he was god, that salats(5 days prayers have been cancelled, that christianity and Islam are the same thing, that Qur'an no longer applies and this person exemplified a very great behaviour) and she was preaching all these things around in the neighbourhood, even claiming she was a prophet. I knew she was actually seeing something but all my efforts to convince her that what she was seeing was Jinn and not God, was fruitless, until the Qur'anic ayahs were administered on her and she stopped the preaching and she no longer sees her 'God'.

Please the subject Jinn is what every Muslim must know about. If you know much about these creation, you will not be surprised at the way Charms, so-called 'miracles', 'visions' etc work. They are all jinn at work.

The following materials could be useful:
-The World of the Jinns and Demons, a book by one Professor(can't recall the name) at Sharia university, Jordan
-The Exorcist tradition, by Dr. Abu Ameenah Bilal Philips
-The world of the Jinns, a lecture-tape by Dr. Abu Ameenah Bilal Philips, delivered at Islamic centre, New York in 2000

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=207036.msg3238283#msg3238283 date=1229552511]Thank you

@post : Worst are
1[b]. Iyalode[/b]
2. Hydrogen Peroxide
3. I-man
4. Danke
5. Brash
6. Ocho Cinco[/quote]Who is this iyalode you are all mentioning? Hardly come across her. Where does she dwell?

goodass:
saw ds 1's yday:

rock of ages

big show

evalastin glory

omo west

high level

titi lope - (4eva gr8ful)

it is wel

glory b 2 God

No comment

Alago meji

I shal stand before kingz

too close if u read me

Nu generation

wabilahi taofeek (arabic don't know d meaning)

blood of Jesus

kini logo e? (watz ur logo?)

MEANING: May Allah make us meet success in our endeavours(olohun je ka se konge ire)

earTHMama:
Muza, ina so nki. Z'en je wuri n ki. Ina gidan nku? metu sa.

Funmi, when did u start speaking Hausa?

Who is the Finance minister?

Hungry players: The players were hungry for success
Discipline Disciplined coach, able to instil discipline into team. Had a firm grip of team
Saner Administration The FA was much better

Unfortunately, don't know any member to throw my salubata at. . . . but in Nigerian political scene I'll throw my bugibugi @ Maurice Iwu.

[quote author=d-baptist link=topic=10020.msg3233222#msg3233222 date=1229460507]u see
u know well d person wey compile this list
before doing things of such magnitude u re suppose to send d list to a panel of judges chaired by my humble self
and for that u are to be reprimanded
where is ^{FERNANDO TORRES} abi u blind for you not 2 have seen his heroics?
he is d ^best[/quote]Did you see the date this thread was discussed, before you made your comment. Torres was still upcoming in 2006, but even at that the poster's inclusion of Utaka and Yakubu spoiled that list.

No painstaking that team was da' BOMB. Dino Zoff, Daniel Pasarella etc. wouldn't take a nap facing that team. All hail Super Eagles of USA "94"

asha 80:
Guy na wao for you ooo!
Abeg Dino Zoff last played 4 italy in the 1982 world cup which italy won
Daniel Passarella was the captain of argentina that won 1978 world cup.He last played in mexico86

Thanks for identifying the guy's gaffe jare. That was how somebody was also telling me Zola and Mutu played together in Chelsea!!!
I'm not very versed in football analysis, started watching FB less than 15 years ago, but I recognize 'quack' analysts.

Even in soccer forums and analyses around the world, Nigeria's 94 team's feat is still being easily quoted as a reference point in good football. Ghanaians and Liberians easily tell us in their soccer forums that '' we are talking about your current Super Chickens, not your 94 team".

In Bigsoccer forum, Nigeria's 94 team, alongside Cameroun's 90 and Senegal 2002, were listed among the TOP 5 African WC team of all time.

This team was just too much!!!

Her posts her very predictable, regardless of veil

mikeansy:
yes my comments were racist, but they are also legitimate

why was bush in iraq? to sign an agreement for us soldiers to leave iraq sooner than later. what use is throwing shoes

most muslims and arabs are simply delusional. instead of repudiating a unnecessary act, u call this fool a legend

This is why the Palestine - Isreali issue will not be resolved in this life time, because people can't think straight and get their priorities right in the muslim world.

I was away in Kaduna over the weekend, very busy, so cut off news, but I first read about this incident yesterday evening in a newspaper I collected from a man beside me on my flight back to Lagos. I laughed so loud that that I forgot I was in an aircraft. That was even a child's play compared to how I laughed when I got home later y'nite and saw the scene on CNN. Very funny incident. When it was first shown b4 I got home, my brother said he thought it was a comedy.

I see the whole thing as more of comical than all these bravery, hero, embarrassment arguments.

I'm still laughing at the incident!!!

Please, is earthmama the new username of Deepzone? Just curious, as I've not read DZ in recent time, and EM's posts look like DZ's.

Giayong:
If anyone often heard something active and positive about OBJ,he will also accord the respect to him,like me.As I have mentioned above,I have never been to Nigeria,so what I can learn from Nigeria is just from media or internet. If you know Chinese,when you visit baidu.com,a Chinese website like google.com,and type 奥巴桑乔 尼日利亚总统,most of the news in Chinese are active to him,for example,the news in 2006 that he studied in the university,I don't know what you people think,but the news in China is active,why,Mr.Obasanjo was,is and will be a model when Chinese parents teach their children to live and to learn more.He had reformed the economic system in Nigeria.That's quite the same as China in 1978,when our previous leader,Mr Dengxiaoping demanded China to reform and open to the world. We also know the Obasanjo was a General in the army and the honor Doctor of Harvard University,USA.

Of course,I know so clearly nobody is perfect,you are not perfect,I am not perfect,Mr Obasanjo is not perfect,why?if we are perfect,we are not human being but GOD!.Just like our first leader,Chair Maozedong,who started great proletarian cultural revolution in 1966 and over in 1976, millions of Chinese were killed.Today,many Chinese support him,and the others don't like him.But why Chinese government still commemorate him?Not only he led Chinese to beat Japanese invasion,found China PR,but he also made China to an industrialized country, this is the basic that China have become the World Factory today.And let's talk back to OBJ again.Do you know?We Chinese have never heard Nigeria too often until the year 2000.Why?Because both of our countries have more economical cooperation since then,more and more Chinese businessman visited Lagos,kano or Abuja.Just like SegzyJoe said,OBJ had make a good foundation to Nigeria.

However I also believe OBJ had done something wrong,what is it?You Nigerian know more than me.

Anyway he's not the god,he is a human being.

In short,OBJ is not perfect at all and even made some mistakes, but see what he and his government had done to Nigeria, I think he is still worthy of respect.



B.T.W. English,as my second language,which is quite different from my mother language Chinese in garmmar,I am afraid that I can't use it correctly.Should any mistakes I have made,please forgive me,thanks in advance!

This is far better than many people with English being their first language.

I feel some nausea anytime I come across the usernames IKU and DISEASE. I wont feel at rest using those two usernames. They are the wierdiest usernames in NL, to me.

But where are the teeming Nigerain Bolton and Westbrom fans of 2002-2004?
have they tarnsferred with JJ and Kanu?

Vote for your BBC APOTY

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/indepth/african_footballer_2008.shtml

I WILL TELL HIM:
'BABA IYABO, WON LE B'AYAWO OMO YIN SUN. SE UN TEWA SE UN WADA?'

[quote author=game_rod link=topic=206196.msg3209109#msg3209109 date=1228983848]1. Seun, for giving so many sex starved goons, boys and girls hope on NairaLand, for satisfying them with topics to make them c um while reading

2. Sistawoman - for the clarity at which she exposes her sexual habits with her husband on NairaLand

3. Davidylan - for so so so many stupid arguments that makes us ourselves thinks we are fools

4. Debosky - for reasoning like a fish most times and for arguments that sometimes makes us think we are baboons

5. Tpia - Tpia oh Tpia - for his or her buffonery

6. Tumfulu - for his bravery on NairaLand - this man is so brave that he threaded paths hitherto unheard of, for his sexually corrupted mind - we give him the award for the most rational human being in space.

7. Kobojunkie - someone once said this is a lady - well, lady or not, we give it up to her/him for his agility to be very mis guided and laughable at every sentence he /she utters.


---who else - please write more, with very genuine reasons.[/quote]lol. . . . . .you are hereby awarded NL COMEDIAN OF TEH YEAR!!!

gabrywyl:
My list is as follows:-

MrCrackles - I really like this guy Ooo. . . I bet everyone does as well. WHY?? I don't know? I just like him naaa!
walttt - Hmmm. . . . heheheheh! BRB

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I think MRCRACKLES is arguably the most liked NLder
He should be up for NL of the year.

Read the same story yesterday in Punch. Pity the woman.

earTHMama:
Mine are:

Best behaved so far:

1) jarus/ife eco 06
2) Grafikdon
3) david Dylan

worst behaved

1) Quotasystem
2) *She that cannot be named
3) Muza mai suya

Thanks o o o

Continued from my previous post:

Islam talks about Jinn possession, from the symptoms to the cure. It happened during the prophet's(PBUH) time and it's still happening now. The prophet taught us to recite some special Qur'anic verses on the afflicted person, on the conditions that teh reciter is somebody that worships and fears Allah very well. Among the verses include Ayatul Kursiyyu(Q2:155) and Chapters 112-114 of teh Qur'an. I have never seen something so potent like this in my life.

The starter of this thread's statement that the person afflicted by jinn was shaking and talking and all that when the verses were being administered on the afflicted person was real and lends credence to the power of Qur'an. I believe the guy wouldn't have believed it if he did not witness it. I have also witnessed it and it was very amazing, how just how words(God's words-Quranic verses of course) can have such effect.

This TOPIC on JINN is something I've not only read wide on, but has also experienced it in real life, when a family member was attacked. I swear by almighty God that created me that JINNS exist.I'm 100% convinced.Tears always flow from eyes whenever I'm discussing this topic, because of the real life experience I've had. And as I'm typing this post now in the cafe I'm wiping my face with tears.
The concept of Jinn, which I first read about sometime in 2001,experienced 2002-2004, and did wide research on, is one of the things that increased by faith in Islam, because Islam holy book of Qur'an and the records of Prophet Muhammad(PBUH)'s sayings talk widely on them, they sounded like imaginary tales, which can never exist. But when I witnessed real life experiences, I became 100% convinced about Islam.
This could also be useful
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-183341.0.html

I don't have much time tonight. I'll post more later,insha Allah.

Save mentioning David's real name, Lagosboy did a good job. This is not the first time Davidylan will be called to order, even by his Christian brethrens.

Where is this Ijesha lady? She has been unusually inactive for about a week now.
wetin do DZ abeg ooo