₦airaland Forum

She said "I am out of your league" I still feel that trauma.

ImpregnaTor:
Don't be fooled, the north actually don't have food, they only have food stufff(ingredients)

See this one ooo.....where in the North have u ever been too? I have never seen any food stuff imported into the North frim the South except Stocked fish, Garri, Egusi, and Plantain.

This matter pass rat for pot business ooo......Gentlemen, if you must be dirty, keep one hand clean so that you can eat clean food...is that clear

arthurwillia:
I usually do their 50% off and pay for the Tinder gold
It comes once in a while for $5 that’s the one I do apart from that I use free only

Thanks so much, this info really helped.

arthurwillia:
Plenty times
80% of the times I wasn’t disappointed because I go research her life before I see her, so I know what to expect
Tinder don do me well
The kind babes wey Dey there ehn try it today
I come
In peace
And also I don’t visit, they do the visiting
If you no fit come
Dey your house

Pls which subscription is best for Tinder, i have never paid for a package before.

BigDick70inch:
Really??

Never heard/seen/met a sane northerner all my life........

I wonder if God put a brain in their head at all........

After Adam, all other persons from your lineage are fools.....what a blatant fool you are. Are you a bastard? I will kiiiiii your mohver idiot. See rubbish talk, you didn't even deem it fit to read completely what he wrote. I wish i can see u face to face, iffa dial slap for your face, you nogo fit carry spoon chop. BAGGER!!!

Saskay Saskay....black beauty.

NwaAmaikpe:





Allen Onyema did not betray public trust, he did not abuse his office, he did not intimidate and oppress people at the behest of their wealthy oppressors.
No one pointed fingers to accuse him of extortion.

It was clear Onyema was being witchunted, so we stood by him because it was apparent that his sin was his ethnicity.

Why should I stand by Abba Kyari?
Why?
Is it so that he will gift me some of his natives and caps before he goes to jail or what?

Someone who has not only insulted our intelligence with his watery defence; a defence I consider as being overly unintelligent for an intelligence officer, he has also been shielded in the past from numerous indictments.

When you see the long arm of the law eventually catching up with people who are above the law, it is only natural to grin like a teenage boy who just experienced his first wetdream.

I am so happy. God knows that the last time I was this excited was when the girl who left me to get married gave birth to an albino imbecille.
This is the second time I'm seeing Karma and Justice pay someone an unexpected visit.

Everyone knows I have challenges with my sanity, but if FFK thinks Abba Kyari deserves our sympathy, then I may not be the crazy one afterall.

If you subtract yourself, u will realize its as if u never existed. After all, a support that can never be felt from u, is that one support? Go eff yourself....bigot.

Saskay Saskay Saskay

Thermodynamics:
They should end the NYSC thing abeg, it's just a waste of time.

If you post a Northerner to the South, he will just call one green teeth Alhaji in Abuja to relocate him back to Zamfara.

If you post a Southerner to the North, he will just transfer 30-50 to one NYSC official to relocate him back to the South.

The goal of NYSC is unity and that goal has been soundly defeated. I remember having an Aboki as my roommate for a while during my NYSC days, during that time, I was very uncomfortable living in the same room with someone who behaves very different from me, someone who can't even speak good English.
We had nothing in common.
Finally, I had to find a way to move to another room.

We are not United in Nigeria and we can never be, we hate each other, we are very divided and discriminative toward one another, the only way forward for the people in this region called Nigeria is to split and go their separate ways.

During my service year, i met very good and over brotherly Southerners. Perhaps, you were just unlucky........LIFE NO BALANCE�

TarOrfeeek:
Buhari and his Fulani cohorts have destroyed even the sports we were managing.

Haba!

How can cluelessness be so infectious.

Economy is in shambles
Agriculture is almost destroyed
Education is gasping
Sports done collapse
Naira is dead
Jobs and Youths zero
Social Investment nil
Military that you claim to own zero

Kai, where did you people bring this man from?

Worst of all, it has made Nairaland a forum for hatred, the marginalization has created a cruel enmity between Nigerians.

ogododo:
Nobody talk am se Borno be all about boko haram. De question be sey, how many dem wan recruit. Habi ba turenchi?

Ba turanchi ooo.....It sounded like the list will be compromised in favor of Ex Boko Haram.

ifytrik:
Am 100 percent in suport of th US on this one, selling fire arms to the Nigeria military under this present administration is like dashing them out to bokoharam and iswap terorists for free, at the end it will all end up in sambisa forest.

This is what comes out from the lips of a common ingratiate who sits within his comfort zone and sees no effort of the Military. You will meet your waterloo....bagger.

ogododo:
How many dem wan recruit, wey Borno go get 641 for final stage. Naija don kadja tey tey.

Who told u Borno State is all about Boko Haram?

Bornbiafra:
Can buhari send his daughter to borno to serve?....just thinking though

Bros nobi lie, if u come into Maiduguri u nogo reason to log out of the City. Their are lots of Southerners and expatriates working with UN and Intl NGOs here. It seems the residents of Maiduguri have genuinely repented after Boko Haram whom they initially established turned its back against them. Shaaa.....best transportation into Maid remains by Flight.

haslaw:
Lol.... Sorry Bros, but why should someone hate the police when he hasn't committed a crime.

If a police man wronged you, I feel one should just pick up the evidence and report him/her to the authorities instead of ranting and throwing insults on a faceless forum.

How on earth is this statement "Police, not my thing" an insult or even a rant? Am i a Police Officer to regard that piece of info as a relevant one to me? Why is this country like this?

haslaw:
Nothing new about that.
Most criminals share your opinion.

With all due respect, what do you mean here?

Police, not my thing.

The students are not even complaining like some folks here. You have graduated already and doing well or about to start doing well, please allow these students to mitigate distractions and at least focus for better grades. The performances in schools during the pre-social media era and now can not be compared. Moreover, CU students pay high school fees.

mapet:
Nairaland is the rubbish dump of Social Media na!

I swear, it is just so unfortunate.

freshalien:
I used to be a seminarian, studied philosophy and the theology of the Catholic church. I did make it into the Vatican Library. How else do you think I know the bible is full of cooked-up stories by the Jews. This is why I said educate yourself; look beyond the Jesus that was sold to your ancestors and passed down to you. Christianity and especially the Catholic church that started it all, is completely full of shiit.

Also, there is no Jesus, no rapture, no judgment day. All stories. My soul needs no saving by some fantasy, long-haired white dude.

Look man, i am not a minor nor a toddler. Vatican Library is one of the most restricted places on earth....who will give a Bishop an easy clearance into the Library talk more of a mere Seminarian like you which u claim to be, i doubt you were even a Seminarian. Man, you used to be nothing, and you are still nothing. Infact, your claims of having made it into the Vatican Library convinces me that you are nothing but a delusional troll.....

I mean no apology, but to be honest, Nairaland as a platform is breeding and harboring a lot of bigotry. The attention of the Nigerian government should be brought to this end.

freshalien:
I have travelled and studied enough to know that religion is bullshiit. And by the way it is best you focus less on the messenger and more on the message. Do your research and educate yourself, stop being brainwashed.

In as much as you haven't made it into the Vatican Library, just forget it. You merely have any prove man......may Jesus save your soul at last.

freshalien:
I sincerely feel for the religious ones in this country and Africa in general because religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind especially Christianity. Even the white people who brought Christianity to our ancestors do not practice it today because they know it is all rubbish, filled with lies, deceit and too many inconsistencies.

Let me enlighten you if you disagree. Do you know there was no ‘Garden of Eden’? It was just a story told by the Jews, their own version the origin of the world, just as many civilizations such as the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Kushites, e.t.c had their own stories of creation.

Also do you know that Job never existed. Yes the so-called faithful man in the bible. He never existed. Just another story told by the Jews. There are many more I cannot write here.

Wake up my people! Wake up!

More industries, science and tech facilities, less churches and mosques. That is the only way forward for Nigeria.

Where have u gone, what did u study, and how substantial are u to educate us on religion?

Vulcanheph:
It's not even advisable to run when a Bear is chasing you because it's known that the average bear can outrun horses....
It is not humanly possible to outrun a bear.

I never thought bear can run. I used to think it is heavy for any race....

Vinnie2000:
Hmm, See dis Guy..
Dat ur Ex still loved you..U wer not Smart enough to notice..
She wanted you to Witness her Big Day..She was not Faking Anything..
D Feelings are or were still der..

If you and her had Chatted few days B4 the Wedding, Don't b surprised she would have invited for last Fvckk..
But, dats in the past now..Next time, Be Observant n be smart!!..

Hahhahahaha.....thanks man.

KillMNKnow:


The constitution says that we are a secular society that does not allow religion influence the government. Section 101 of the Nigerian Constitution provides: “The Government of the Federation or of a State shall not adopt any religion as State Religion.”

This is supported by Section 10 of The 1999 Constitution: “It may be argued in the light of this provision that religious symbols (indigenous or received) have no place on public lands, national edifices, currency, flag, coat of arms, anthem, pledge and other national symbols. By this section, Nigeria is declared to be a secular state and therefore cannot join any organization that has a religious connotation’’.

The churches should stop interfering in state affairs

Before Government, the Church was at the top of state affairs.

Similar with my Ex. I got her wedding IV, but about a month to her wedding, i was asked to report for an exercise that would take me away for months. When i informed her that i would be absent at her wedding, she broke down stating how "heart broken" she felt. Literally, i got baffled, had to ask myself if i was actually going to be the groom or if she was kinda harboring any sinister motive. THEY WILL NEVER SEE ME OOO!!!!

Sonnobax15:


Now that their own people are chasing them out of their lands,na where dem cor expect them to go like this now?

This should be a notification to every southern governor...Tighten your security...Both day and night...And thorough check up should be carried out on every trunk conveying goods from the north....

Make everybody stay for him dormot for peace to reign..

Abeg we go pursue them through una site, make una help manage them for us small.......shey u sabi "Nanny duty"?

KillMNKnow:
Jigawa 1





Imo 108




Hmm! The most progressive

Hmmmm!!! Dear, u see that Jigawa? You will never see youths arguing, talk more of fighting. I always wonder......

joyousever:
They don't pay salary twice monthly, what you refer to as a second salary in a month is actually an incentive and it's just a token paid every mid- month to cushion some financial challenges during the month.

Hanty do u work with them?

Find me slot naa.....