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don't start Q
I was hoping to see a "SOME" word in your last post

R u light skinned?
Do u have nyash?
Do u have bobbi?
no offieeeeeence

even if she macks up to you dressed up in smart suit somewhere around canada square?
hmmmmmmm
Not all girls are hungry u know
Some girls aren't afraid to go for what they want. Offcourse i don't expect the first convo to be "can i have your number"

You already have them all over u like bees.
U got corky, fury azz and erm erm erm erm jay bee. lol

Yes we r
Shez my jamo chick

The recharge card is pretty useless to me so pls give the 1000 naira to any begger of your choice on your way home today.
Thnx

Managed to solve ur technical problem?

^^
D corky i know doesn't need a mod job to pull chics with big bobbi and nyash on NL.
He is well loved by his groupies.

I'm willing to wrestle for it.
Me and him in a cage fight.
Person that comes out alive gets the big prize

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=575364.msg7427766#msg7427766 date=1293631406]Why won't Jaybee get married?[/quote]Cos my jamo chick finks i'm a little boi

Intel tells me it's a sweet coochie so man has got to taste some of that sweet potato pie

Depends on the location
Not going to be comfortable if approached on the street.
Happens a lot at bars and clubs so no biggie. Had it done to me several times and I'm on the fugly side so no biggie

Q's

hmmmmmmmmmm
Why can't i get that coochie

^^^^
I'd advice her to start a TV show called CeeCee

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=575364.msg7424231#msg7424231 date=1293572810][size=33pt]vomiting profusely[/size][/quote]U preggs again? how many have u got now? soccer team?

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=575364.msg7424238#msg7424238 date=1293572861]Why am I booking a plane ticket to London with a can of whoop arse?[/quote]To indirectly come get kondo

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=575364.msg7424187#msg7424187 date=1293572323]You keep it up, you will not be invited to the baby shower! [/quote]I don't need an invite. I'd gate crash it


[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=575364.msg7424192#msg7424192 date=1293572414]Why do I have a sudden urge to chop of kondo?[/quote]It's like ur daily bread and you obviously need it to function properly. hehehehhehehehe
now what time is it? get your mind outta d gutter

^
Scored his 8th goal for man city today though.
So far I'd say he has definitely delivered

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=575364.msg7424135#msg7424135 date=1293571594]why are my bosoms sensitive?[/quote]Cos your mind is always tuned to 1-800-i-need-sex

OAM4J:
Abydee,

As I said earlier, this man is wired differently from you. You two should probably not have married in the 1st place. You have only 2 choices: dumb him (most convenient) or accept him as he is and make the best out of him.

I understand you husband type, The truth is that the more you complain, the more frustrated he becomes and the more you grow apart. It is a tough call to change him (might require changing yourself 1st) but if you are wise and patient you will squeeze out honey from his rock. here are few tips:

1. Stop complaining, dont demand or expect more for now (that way you'll never be disappointed)

2. Appreciate the 'little' he is offering you genuinely

3. Spice up his life with love - keep telling/showing him through your words, actions, text msgs, gifts etc how much you love and appreciate him even when he doesn't give back

4. keep encouraging him and tell him you believe in him and his dreams

5. Get out of the box and spice up your sex life. I always believe that a smart woman should know how to turn his man on, no mater how frigid he is.

If you are able to do these, you will see him gradually giving in more and possibly change him for life. But dont expect it so soon.

Wise words>
complain more and be prepared to drift even more apart.
Embrace his shortfalls and slowly help mould him to whatever you want him to be.
Change is hard and most times requires us changing to accommodate the other person.
Good luck

I hope it's not a lot of money involved. Hopefully he will turn up with a credible story. fingers crossed for ya bro

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^^^^
Merry Xmas 2 u as well bro

@Topic
Anyone watching the games today?
Ma beloved celts have roared back with 12 straight points

U welcome.
I just don't want you to close your mind on the chance of finding that special one but your ex.
Merry Xmas

freecocoa:
Its easier said than done and i know you know that THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS,its my self esteem that told me to let him think whatever he wants to at the initial stage of the split, that i can be with whoever i choose to be with but as time went by i realized that i can't lie to myself and that the HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS,if happened that he wasn't treating me right then that would've been a different case, i

I'm talking from experience hun. Absolutely no point wasting your time if you are the one that wants the relationship to start all over again. If you are worth the stress then surely he had be calling by now.
I'm sure you don't want him to start uttering this sort of sentence "Why did you have to make me get back together with you" in the future if by any chance you guys get back together and it doesn't work.

I once broke up with a so called love of my life girl and wasn't able to get over it until i sat myself down to re-evaluate what's important in my life.
Loved me for me and started seeing things differently.

freecocoa:
Bros believe me my self esteem is on the very high side(part of why i didn't call him for 2 years)its just that hard as i try, i've not been able to feel what i feel for him with any orther guy.

If your self esteem is high then surely you wouldn't be holding on to something that's not there.

2 years is too long to be holding on. You guys don't have any connection other than the sex that happened OVER 2 YEARS ago.

The point about you not having found someone that you can feel shows me you are still unnecessarily holding on and most probably comparing these guys to your old b/f.

Ok let me get this straight
She is extremely nice to you and your family but you don't want her.
You are comfortably using her but yet still wanting a reason to cheat on her.

Why don't you just bloody leave her alone. Let her go and find someone that will cherish her.

^^
Don't you think the sister will tell you what you want to hear?
Why this guy though? Do you think you can't do better or find better?
Is your self esteem on the low side or you just don't see yourself getting with any other guy

Love is a process and sometimes takes ages for it to fully develop.
Work hard on liking whomever you are with and surely you going to see the unique things about them that will enable your heart to feel that love again.

freecocoa:
@T.Wise. His sister told me he's currently doing his masters and job hunting,that he still loves me but believes i've moved on,his pride/ego won't let him call me cos he still believes another guy was behind my asking for space.Truth is i still want to be with him if possible cos eventhough he is my 3rd bowfwend he's the only one i have PASSION with and the one i really LOVE.I started this thread cos i dnt wanna wait my whole life for him to realize i really love him and didn't leave him for another dude(if that will ever happen)i mean its been two years of thinking of him without being with him,i haven't kissed anyone after him talk more of sex just cos i can't get him outta my head.i want to be able to make passionate love again even if not with him for crying out loud.

What happens if you get back with this dude and then discover that he has changed a whole lot?
Chances of things being the way they used to be is limited.

Your best bet is to move on. Have friends, go out and learn to let go.
It's not easy but can be done.
Their is always one special person for everyone out there so open your heart/arms and ease the discovery journey.

What have you gained from being deceitful ehn

Geez thinking the world revolves around you
Acting all paranoid and shyte
KMT

Just another shocking story
Why must people live a life of lie?
Na wa oh