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IPIGMODS:
Oyedepo is foolish pastorprenual fraudster.

You sef sabi too?

If na country wey things dey work, this baba and his fellow band of 40 thieves aka pulpit bandits should be in prison.
What a lot of Nigerians don't know that these gospel vagabonds have over the years conspired with politicians and top civil servants to contribute to the rot and mess we find ourselves in this country.
Thank God the treatment of their f@*k up just dey start.

Check out also Caroline of The Corrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM_83SBxjEg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXlPWeTJN9Q

Urheadmaster:
One time I was listening to one preacher.

And he said that the true meaning of giving is when you gave out a belonging that touches your soul

2 Corinthians 8:12-13
[12]Whatever you give is acceptable if you give it eagerly. And give according to what you have, not what you don’t have.
[13]Of course, I don’t mean your giving should make life easy for others and hard for yourselves. I only mean that there should be some equality.
(NLT Bible)

DarlingtonC:
So, after much market research and advise I got from this thread https://www.nairaland.com/7161605/good-people-buy-tokunbo-e250, I finally decided to 'risk' it and purchase the vehicle.

I paid for it 1.4m, gave the ford mechanic 8k to service it (Nozzle and oil change), and also bought gear oil and engine oil. Then I gave it a small body wash.

In all, I spent about 1,430,000. Now vehicle speeds like mad, and is a Rear wheel drive.

So all I need to do is panel beater work. I'm budgeting like 200k for it.

So all in all, this vehicle at 1,630,000 is an excellent buy.

Or what do you think

You no go use am jam or enter problem. Police and other security agencies no go impound am. God bless your legit hustle.

Lessonteacher:
I'm in the church now and the service is going on, but the issue now is, nothing they say that makes sense to me.

Same reason I haven't been to church for some months now. Nothing that is said or done makes sense to me anymore. The sermon isn't edifying any longer. You hear messages that make you want to question you sanity sef.

baretalk:
We need an intelligent, pragmatic leader, not necessarily balls...Obama seem calm, but he killed Osama. As long as you have good intentions and are the leader, the military and all security apparatus are under your control.

True, I never like Wike as a leader. As a jester, he entertains me sometimes . If you get my shade, it was a subtle sarcastic shade. HE HAS MORE BALLS THAN SENSE.

Joezinho:
Wike tried. Strong man with the balls of a tiger. Whatever gives him morale to be this vocal, it's obvious his dealer is cashing out on a steady..

The northerners knew he might keep them in check. Reason they really don't want him there. He gave his best.

Wike has balls. I like that about him. He is bold and loud. His big problem is HE HAS MORE BALLS THAN SENSE.

azraeljaheel:
Excess alcohol and drugs plus marathon sex with a shameless person will always result into this

Na who get money dey get erection

You no lie.

Mokason288:

Dababy hold your phone well might sound funny and unreal to some of you

Until I saw a solider at Maraba Abuja holdup looking for his phone

DPO inside police station shouting who steal my phone for here just now?

Some of this phone thieves act like Magicians

Them steal Ooni of Ife phones hear am well PHONES not one phone for party, na who them no fit tamper for Lagos.

peepydelano:
Na this man own this house and Tonto dy blow lie give us say na she dy feed the man ? Why do female celebrities always tow this path whenever their relationship hits the rock? Nkechi also said she’s the one feeding her ex and clothing him, na wa ooo, would these female celebrities even dare look at broke niggas? Lies everywhere smh

Just as she say na she dey feed Churchill dat time. House wey kpokpogri say dem dey ofder am between #1.2 to #1.4billion naira, him no gree sell

Oga Garba e shock you too abi!

chosen4now:
I have been using TSTV since January this year.. They have over one hundred channels including BBC and other great channels.... The good thing is that you can pause your subscription at anytime... You are given one month free subscription... However since January I have been enjoying all their channels

Update me abeg, how muxh is the monthly subscription? Are there free to air stations?

HazardAwka:
TSTV doesn't have CNN

People still dey watch CNN?

This one na Shakspaere dem costume o

tiktop:
Is baby dedication in the church necessary after having the christening/baby naming ceremony at home?

I christened my daughter in the church, I did not do any child dedication as I did not see any need for it.
Just save your resources for something more important.

OlodoGraduate:
Hello, bosses.
Just this evening, I received an alert of #120,000 from an unknown person.
It says union transfer.
I really don't know what condition the person would be right now.
Am I to go to my bank to complain or to Union Bank?
Pls, I need helpful replies.

Semd them an email or go to your bank branch, write a letter, make sure they acknowledge your own copy. Let them know you have no idea of the the transaction as it wasnt initiated by you. If a case of fraud is initiated against you, that email you sent or your acknowledged letter will serve as part of your defence.

horla10:
i believe Anybook is no longer functioning

Ya, seems so as mine is no longer working..

Bluntguy:
Why didn't the cobra announce that she was pregnant before she got killed?

You owe me a bottle of my favourite drink. See as I dey laugh don throway my drink. Daddy Freeze suppose come learn savage clapback from you.

stancydg:
Yesterday, one of Iyke Dee Gee's unique songs, Deff Leopard's "Long, long way to go" snuck into my head. Today, I remember again and begin searching for the song online. I find the video and memories gush back like a fast flowing river. I type Iyke Dee Gee in Google and I find this thread from 2013, eight years later, of lovers of radio like me, from way back, when radio was radio. Unilag architecture department reverberated with their voices. Voices that not only inspired but were actually radio worthy, not today's folks that can't read common script announcements without blunders.

Payed for a script ad on a radio show in Akure today and the OAP totally messed so many pronounciations up, even after taking it twice.

I miss those good, old folks in Iyke Dee Gee, Dan Foster, Kemi Adesoye, Ebele, Michelle(Ashionye) of CoolFM's Midday Oasis Paula Kanu, Sola Thompson and all others mentioned here. Clear cut accents you can't resist and radio dexterity you would almost think they were singing along with the songs they played.

PS: If you know where Iyke is, please reply. I need to let him know he is one of my radio mentors.

So Ashionye was the voice behind that michelle. I thought she was an American. Iyke dee gee is at Magic fm Aba. I dont know if he owns the station. As at last year, he still hosts the morning show from 6-9AM. I always remember he often says 'bless your heart' to his callers before he ends their calls.

Them don turn this thing to marketing strategy.

Solofresh2:
One thing about me is that I don't borrow or buy things in credit.I hate it because I value my self respect so much.
I could remember when I was working as a cleaner then.The money wey I dey see no dey reach me.Before month reach half, money don finish
I will have to treek to work everyday, instead of taking #200 bike because if I don't trek, hunger will finish me.Nobody to run to, nobody to turn to.I have to wake up by 4:15 everyday to trek to work except from weekends.Sucide options keep popping in my mind to the extent that I bought a rat poison one day.But when I think about my mum I changed my mind because I wonder how she will feel when she hears the news of her son's death.
But am grateful am better today

Respect!

Jiokejohn:
Salvation is an individual race.

Bible is our guide.

As a Christian, Jesus Christ is the standard. And Humility, Love, and Charity are the watch-word.

As a Christian, it is a sacred order to care, provide, and cater to the poor. The common or collective wealth of the Church is for the benefit of all as practiced by the Early Christian. Not for the Pastors alone.

The shocking truth is everyone will give an account of his/her life. Do not say your pastor told you this or that. Read your Bible and GOD will give you an understanding of the scripture.

[On the last day, your Pastor will be in the same queue you found yourself to also render an account of his/her life]

In a few honest words, you have captured the whole essence of christianity.

festacman:
I am not FFK's fan but the fact that he ALWAYS has a RESIDENT young fair woman proves that Precious' statement might not be completely right. He changes them often and they always, including Precious, tend to look happy around him.

However, the mystery here is why FFK would prefer to use artificial insemination to have babies with Precious instead of intercourse. By the way FFK hasn't refuted the artificial insemination story.

In summary, the shameful exchanges between FFK and Precious is a pointer to the that the two parties are a tad mentally unbalanced.

By opting for AI, they can pre determine and choose the sex and even number of babies they implant inside the womb. Na wetin all most of these rich celebrities do these days.
That Precious explanation no hold waters abeg.

Righteousness2:
She was Absolutely right! That is How it is meant to be.

Except you wanna Deceive yourself,You cannot Profess JESUS Christ and leave that out.
Culture cannot substitute the Place of the Church.
We are Belivers in Christ and until you are wedded before the Body of Christ you don't have a Complete Marriage.

That is Exactly what happened for my sisters.

These things are known right from the introduction.

And I expect you to provide a scriptutral references for what you stated or I will be tempted to day you are among the deceivers and fraudsters Paul warned about that teach the traditions of men as the gospel.
I will also like to know the "church" wey dem take wed Mary with Jesus papa Joseph.
Tell me where it is stated by "God" that your so called pastors have the power to conduct or sanction marriages.
If you cannot explain the above from the gospel, then you are either blatantly ignorant or outrightly deceptive or both.

ItsTutsi:
Which one be this one again?

ENAT 400 I meant. Sorry I mixed up those supplements from MEGA LIFE SCIENCE. just go to pharmacy and get NATURE FIELDS VITAMIN A (equally good) because the one from that MEGA (ENAT 400) may be scarce.

ItsTutsi:
Please recommended one for me, if u were to choose just one, which one will it be?

ENAT C

ItsTutsi:
Which one do u recommended out of the two?

Anyone will do.

ItsTutsi:
Hey, please where can I get this ENAT 400 product?

Available at all phamarcy. Nature's field VITAMINE E is good also

Make Tinubu leave this presidency for people like Osinbajo, Fashola, Peter Obi, El Rufai et al na.

ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum

You did well sister. We are christians, not Jews. The keeping of the Sabbath isn't for us. Everyday is a holy day to practice christianity. No day is more special than others. I haven't read anywhere in the scriptures both the gospel and old testament that non jews should keep the Sabbath to make heaven.