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Xiaomi, value for money.

Next time you have a sour soup, drop a little potash (kaun) inside or a small quantity (like a teaspoon) of baking soda then warm the soup. The soup will lose it's sour taste.

RealGboy:
I woke up one morning and I started wondering "what if my life is a movie and some people somewhere are watching?..


What if there is a camera placed in Everywhere I go both bathroom and toilet inclusive ?. What if the people living around me are just actors and actresses playing thier role to make the movie of my life interesting?..

So I decided well if people are watching then I will make my life interesting to watch .

That is why occasionally I dance to no music ,and When I'm in the bathroom I shake my bum bum to the camera of life., hoping that some people somewhere are having a good laugh .

But Sometimes though I wonder if my life's script is tragedy or comedy..
Or maybe horror , Well since the location of the movie is Nigeria and my situation is poor I know it must be horror ,

Then I started seeing situations differently , Sometimes when things are going well ,the people in charge of the movie will introduce bad scenarios and when things are going smoothly they come up with bad situations just to spice the content ..hmmm

I started seeing people differently too, take my girlfriend for instance I know for sure that she is an actress, but chai the babe can act Sha , she came to my house that day and sat down feeling bad .

Now that i know she was acting I smiled and played along "Babe what happened?".. I asked her .
"Nonso I'm breaking up with you I'm tired of your non challant attitude, how can I have a boyfriend that doesn't take care of me ". She replied.

I just smiled ,I looked at the camera and I gave them a wink , normally I will be begging her and she will say No and after she left I will start crying.

I know the people watching are waiting for that scene ,I'm sure they must enjoy me embarrassing myself so much but I decided that Today I will change the movie script

I looked at her face and saw some fake tears , who is this one fooling I just smiled and I told her " Babe if you want to break up then it is fine by me "..

She looked at me surprised and asked what do you mean. I said babe if you wan go just go I really don't care ".. I jumped on my bed and started pressing my phone.

She was shocked and next thing she started begging "Nonso I'm sorry I still love you just that you don't seem to bother about me "..

I smiled , what a good actress , the script has changed and she still played along . Maybe she did not want to lose her role as my girlfriend. I'm sure she must be getting paid wella. ..

We both made love to make up that night and since then my life has changed ,I do not let any movie director direct me .I am always in charge of my Movie and I determine what happens next even though I'm not sure .what might happen next ..


I introduced lots of comedy In my horror movie by always having fun and enjoying life ,dancing to music . And when bad situations come up I just smiled and wink at the camera because I know it is not real.

Funny enough the moment I started having fun in my horror movie instead of crying and thinking as usual ,the script changed from horror to comedy too

So if you're reading this .take charge of your movie..make the best movie ever and remember you are the one to determine what your movie will be about ..my advise make sure it's lots of comedy ....

� � claps! "Life is an unending comedy, unfortunately, therein lies the tragedy" Someone made that quote. Unfortunately, I have forgotten his name.
You write well sha. I totally enjoyed this peace.

Pacesetter123:
Ah teh you! Hw on earth does he through away a two goal lead to underdog like Zagreb? Losing scandalously by 3 goals to nothing to Zagreb is a sackable offence!

Sometimes we criticize these coaches when we don't have knowledge of the fitness levels of the players he has at his disposal. Unexpected injuries, fatigue, suspension to key players could undermine a team's ability to perform to their expected standard and optimum capacity.

That track "Eko" is just glorious. "....In Africa the rivers are deep and beautifully wide. In Africa the Mothers will sing you to sleep and say it's alright child..."
"Everyday life" is my favorite Coldplay album. "Orphans" is my favorite song on that album. So soulful, thought-provoking and touching.

Reno is 100% correct here. This has always been my opinion on polygamy.

EMMY76:
God don catch this one, idiot critizing men of God every time not even knowing that he is far worse than the people he is critizing.

Get the full picture of events before you judge.

genkins:
The wife was separated from her former husband for several years on allegations that he was gay. She met and married DF later, they married traditionally but her former marriage was not annulled yet by the courts.legal divorce can take even 10yrs.Her former husband, to spite her proved adultery but she maybe could not prove his gayism.

His case is far better than that of Rev Iginla who was committing adultery whilst his wife was still beside him or that of past oyakilome of which his wife cited adultery and unreasonable behavior.
DF own is a legal technicality.he married a woman already separated from her husband.

I thank God you get the correct story. I had stated earlier what transpired. It is just "technicality" both Freeze and Benedicta has done absolutely nothing wrong. They seem happy together.

Nerro042:
Losing custody of the kids must really suck though. At least joint custody would have been fair. It's not like she was a bad mom she was just a hoe

She was not a hoe. She was separated from her former husband. She and Freeze became partners before the conclusion of the divorce proceedings which took years to conclude. Technically, before the dissolution of the marriage by the court, the child she bore for freeze is an evidence of "adultery" technically. She has been separated from her husband but not legally divorced when they had their son together.

IamWonderful:
Which personal doctrine are you talking about, what does it benefits me if you drink wine or whatever you drink or all the verse I quoted was from my Bible? what are you trying to say because you are talking as if I am gaining anything from what you do or you don't do.

St. Luke 7:33 For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine, and you say, ’He has a demon.’
St. Luke 7:34 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, ’Here is a glutton and a DRUNKARD, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’ (quoted from NIV)
My friend, our Lord Jesus Christ drank wine till he was even accused of being a drunkard.
A 'drinker" of "juice" cannot be accused of being a drunkard.
What is a sin is drunkenness just as too much of eating and some other things is bad.
It was only some specific people God forbade in the old testament from drinking wine and alcoholic beverages.
Samson was forbidden to cut his hair, that doesn't mean cutting of one's hair is forbidden or is a sin.
Let us read and not quote the Bible out of context.

Ishilove:
I never thought I'll say this but I'm glad I registered in 2014... Even though till now I haven't gotten my card

Just leave those idiots, they don't know what they are saying. My NIN was BVN generated. I did not do NIN registration at any NIMC CENTER. I have my NIN number, I use the NIN number to register my details on the NIMC APP and my DIGITAL ID is displayed. I have used the NIMC APP to register my validate my 3 numbers. I verified my details and printed out my digital ID on checkmypeople. com with the BVN generated NIN. Those fools don't know what they are saying.

Tspize7:
I started dating this girl, back then in 2017. She got pregnant a d she gave birth to my son. I accepted her and the baby, this girl was unexposed, since she was a secondary school drop out. She learnt hair dressing and make up, since my mum said I can't marry a drop out. My parents even assisted in buying jamb form for her, she scored 134 but yet still since we promised her parents we will send her to school. We bribed to get admission fr her, almost 80k. She got admission into federal college of education Zuba. Paid her school fees, house rents, textbooks, bought foodstuffs ,kitchen utensils I can't remember everything. This same gal went to sch around January 2020 by march 2020 I found out she was ducking another guy in school and yet still the guy had the guts to tell me to tell my wife(baby mama)to learn how to close her legs. We had issues and to be sincere I know I messed up by beating her up and I swear that was the first time. This gal in particular, ve gone to see her parents oh . she did not even deny it, she ran away from home leaving our 1year 10 months old son then. She returned after 3weeks, she was still forming right. My parents and I decided she ain't good fr me and I swore not to allow her take my son. Am I wrong?

You did the right thing. Take good care of your son, let the girl go. Your son growing ul with that girl is a bad influence. Face your future. 10 years from now, you will be happy you had a son.

YourNextLevel:
Hello guys i have been hearing no proxy in getting NIN but i opened my online banking site (GTBank) and noticed the NIN space with digits.
Please how can that be? I never applied for it anywhere.

I have the proof here. Please is that the genuine one?

That is your NIN number. It was generated for you when your data was captured for BVN. I did my BVN registration with GTBANK and I was given NIN despite not registering at any NIMC center.

Reuben700:
Well although am barely 20 but I survived even though am a sickle and I am about to launch my first business (charging center)in my axis and I hope it goes well and it pays off

Your business will pay off for you. You will be blessed with sound health in Jesus name. I am not a pastor but my spirit directs me to pray for you.

RuMiRgO1stSon:
May the good Lord bless you ma'am.
some wannabe men of God will forming like say na dem be Jesus that said "No man can go to the Father, except through Him"
I can remember the other day for church a rev. father was saying"God is going to judge him, for not telling the congregation to give money for the churches cause". @#$%&

No, na them be God PA or Deputy God.

Olatlaccon:
So pastors are supernaturally made by God or what?

The clueless that wants to be lost will be lost no matter the guidance that is available. The fool that wants to be deceived will be deceived even if nobody con am, him go con himself. It is pointless trying to point clarity and sanity to deluded religious bigots. Just leave them alone.

abodundef:
The natural man does not understand the things of the Spirit. Better to hold your peace.

Nonsense spirit. If the "church" need money, they should go to the spirit world go take am.

Perfectsouth:

Nowadays, I only go to church to pay my tithes..
Though I go to church very early in the morning to perform my weekly obligation..

MY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD IS WHAT MATTERS..

You still dey pay tithes? Hope say yoi know say the temple wey dem dey carry carry the tithes put for the storehouse, them don scatter am.

Ajibel:
Hi there, compliments of the season.

I'll like to purchase the app on play store but want to ask if it's still worth it seeing you probably must have been using it for over a year now. Thanks

Yes. It is worth it. Create an account so you can sync your library across all your devices.

wirinet:
No one is saying that it's only her child that is telling the truth, but if the school and ministry of education is intetested in the truth, they should have let the police and expert in such cases handle the allegations. It makes no sense whatsoever for the commissionerboffins education to put the accused and accuser in the same room and start intimidating the accuser. Abi she don turn detective?


Comparing apples to oranges. How can you compare some one accusing you of stealing his tea to a gang rape allegation? In the rape allegation there must be medical evidence. If the school is really intetested in the truth, why not ask for the medical report or bring a doctor along to examine the boy.

Christians of nowadays are ready to defend the devil as long as he is in the same church or denomination.

"Christians of nowadays are ready to defend the devil as long as he is in the same church or denomination." I will share this your quote on facebook.

kereman1:
I don't know why I always feel irritated by ur comments, even if you make a sensible comment, I just always want to oppose you, the dislike I have for you is same with most nlers,

Stop always trying to define this failed administration, it provocative to others onuchie lauretta

For person wey no even dey reason you at all? Anyone has the right to support anyone or any cause as long as it is NOT ILLEGAL. Even "The Devil" has his worshippers.

senatepresido:
Hello Nairalanders,
please help me make a choice, we plan visiting a beach on the Island with my cousins, I have been to Oniru it wasn't impressive, so we are yet to decide between visiting Eleguishi or Eleko Beach, which is a better beach and kindly tell me the advantage one has over the other.
Thank You

If you like peace and tranquility and a picnic kinda atmosphere, if you can brave the few minutes boat ride from CMS, visit Tarkwabay beach. Just take all your refreshments along. tarkwabay is my favorite beach (out of the few that I have been to) in Lagos.

JeffDWalter:
Okay let me try this method.

Changing theme won't work. I just figured out how to fix it. Go settings, search for notification shade, enter then deactivate notifications on lock screen.

JeffDWalter:
Tried that already. They simply click on show and see the password.
I do not have the time to be changing passwords everytime they gain access to my phone. I like a permanent solution.

Change the theme you are using.

BaddieFreak:
I really love my mother and I don't want no harm for her. She is just too weak

When we were kids, my dad used to beat my mom until she left with us. If any man should try that with my mother now, even if na my own dad, I go send am to prison, if them free him, I go lock him up again. If your mom no leave that union, na that man go kill her, bet me.

olayinkajnr:
Lmao. Mi Cloud in it's entirety ain't as reliable as Google cloud where Google contacts are saved.

I don't use mi cloud for anything else apart from contact storage and phone lock security.

micxwell:
Bro! Google contact is not reliable ke? Haba

I have lost many contacts twice before. When I tried to copy my numbers to a new device, just less than 40 percent of my contacts naim dey show. I no fit cry.

suprememoney:
My redmi 8 was snatched from me on Monday, just got Redmi 9 now but I'm unable to import my contacts from my Gmail. I've tried getting the procedures from Google, but I seem not to get it.

Please I will be grateful if anyone can help me out. Thanks in anticipation.

You should have used mi cloud for your back up na. That Google contacts back up is not reliable. I save all contacts to mi cloud automatically, it is my default contacts 'save to' destination. You can go to contacts.google.com. Save your contacts as .vcf file them export them to mi cloud.

sureteeboy:
Are you based in Lagos as well?

Yes.

Me sef need one for my SUMEC fan too but sumec 401A and 405a comes with 12v/5ah battery.

Has anyone brand new xiaomi mi pad 4 4/64gb for sale?

teabully:
he is not, he will be controlled by what sanwo olu described as forces beyond his control. This is mere disguise,

We shall never have a stooge or puppet again in Political offices.

You don't know PYO, he is the kind of person that will convince you to key into his ideas as long as it is the right thing. As governor, Tinubu recalled how Osinbajo argued with him and gave him heat until he (Osinbajo) was given the backing to create THE OFFICE OF PUBLIC DEFENDERS that provide legal services to Lagosians free and paid for by the LASG.
You remembered how the former DSS was sacked when PMB was away on sick leave? for an infraction that would have been considered as "normal" if the President was around.
PYO might be simple and humble but he is very firm and uncompromising when it comes to doing the right thing. He sure just knows how to get the the right things done.