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Vulcanheph:
It's not easy oh... But how man go do.

I've been unemployed since March this year, things are really hard .
My only luck is that I have an elder brother who helps me from time to time in terms of feeding, as for data all I do is load 200 naira card on MTN and do night plan as I like.... Every other expenses dey on hold for now.

But with God's help I will get a job....

So anyone within Calabar and it's environs wey get any kind job should just inbox me.... As long as its a legal, moral job that can pay, I'll do it.

itsme01:
Which fields are you talking about

Shaolin77:
As always, Igbos are always ahead of other tribes in all fields, be it education, wealth, business, science, technology, scholars, sports, entertainment et al

vchinedu01:
I go use that 20minutes give employment like mad

ademi87:
fork you sir..... So what are you not say the unmarried ones like me

ikezuora4689:
Mehn you guys should fellow me thank God oo,I just wake up not quite long, feeling the urge to ease myself, I went to my toilet with sleepy eyes wanting to ease my self without disturbing my sleep. This is when the miracle happened, their was lights but I normally sleep with lights off,so the toilet and my room lights was off, but I on the room lights to plug in my phone to electricity before going to the toilet. So immediately I opened the toilet seat to ease myself my toilet curtain moved,I don't know if it's breeze that blow it or it's just miracle, immediately the curtain moved, lights from the room flashed inside the toilet.i jump up, a black snake wrapped itself around my toilet seat and the funny thing is that I have already started easing myself I don't know wether to stop or to run.

I went to the parlor and called my brother , luckily the snake is still there,it didn't even change a spot. We hit a very big stick on its head and it stop moving,on the process of removing it from the toilet seat,it fall in to the toilet and disappeared,I don't know if it's swim away or it's really dead.

So please guys how do I prevent snake in my house, am so scared of entering that toilet now. Imagine if their is no lights and normal I don't enter my toilet with light.

PENNYSWAP:
you still Dey ordinary state of delimma and you are making noise, what of those that are in the country of delimma nko

Mmadu2:
Telegram, viber, signal etc... Which do you think can do it as good as whatsapp or even better.

ahnie:
Let me say it and rest for good.....for the sake of your unborn kids marry man wey fine even if he no get money







Now I have said it..... bye

post=106458027:
Honest comments please.....

Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here? = Dumb question! Is that supposed to be a question??

2. Why Should we Hire You? = Another Dumb question!! Like seriously? So you don't even know why you want to hire me and you asked me to come?

3. Tell us about yourself? = Yet another Dumb question!!! If only you had gone through my CV or Resume you wouldn't be asking me such dumb questions.

4. What is your expected salary? = Dumb Question again!!!! I'm sure you're not expecting me to accept my salary in Naira, considering the language Naira and Dollar is speaking at the moment.

5. How soon will u start work? = Can you please stop already with all these dumb questions, I'm getting bored!!! I'm starting now because if I leave here I you had better not call me because I ain't coming back. (Stands to leave)


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Crowwejihadist:
ISLAM IS REALLY BAD

Islie:
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Mavrick2012:
WHAT IS RACISM:
Racism is bleaching your skin.
Racism is changing your accent.
Racism is changing your local name to foreign.
Racism is calling your traditional religion idol worship.
Racism is calling suit coprate dressing.
RACISM IS CALLING YOUR SKIN "BLACK" AND[center][/center] THE FOREINER "WHITE".
Racism is segregating along tribal line.
Racism is looting your country while patronizing foreign countries
Africans are the biggest racist against themselves.
Racism starts from YOU